The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"...Ok....this is a tad bit...odd." Ram said.
"Even with all the stuff we're used to?" Splazor asked.
"....Ok, so it's more odd then usual."
"..."
"Ok, ok! It's more odd then usuall in such a short period of time! Happy?"

"Hey, there's a war or something out there" Samii commented, looking out of one of the Mall windows.
"A war?! Hell yeah, now that's my kind of shit." Maddawg said, starting to contact his Locust army.
"Well, what the heck, a war would be a nice activity to pass the time-"
"NO!" Samii cried, cutting off Ram's sentence. "We need to find that Havier guy! He needs to show me some mo-show US why the zombies are here. Hehe, yeah..."

Ram glared at the blushing cow, before looking at the rest of the group.
"Well, I'm making sure Samii doesn't get into any trouble. What are you guy planning?"

Spoiler: choice time!

Ok, since we still have two Plot lines going, I decided to have you guys decide instead of me. Either go with Xandus's big Maelstrom war thing, have some fun with him, or continue trying to find out the Mystery of Zombie Mall!

 

[petey hunter]

Suddenly a portal opened when they went through they saw a scene of Maelstrom he was younger 6 years old he had no eye patch or cape. When a woman appeared
"What's wrong a little upset easy being six forever is it, this has just started?"
Maelstrom's flame Aura appeared
"No anyone has that kind of Aura NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The woman fell over dead.
Maelstrom pulled out his Crystal, he absorbed all her memories. He reversed the aging. And the memory theft was so powerful the crystal changed his left eye from brilliant blue to glowing red as if he switched his eye for a Ruby.
He laughed malevolently. He raised his left hand and the skeleton of a dragon rose he put on his eye patch and cape. He looked around the castle.
"I think I'll keep this castle, it fits my new power-"
He turned and saw our heroes they ran out of the portal, but he ran after them the portal closed but not until and his dragon got on the other side.

 

[petey hunter]

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[Hollow Grimm]

Spoiler: What?

Ok....all i have to say is WHAT???

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: What?

Ok....all i have to say is WHAT???

Spoiler: Grimm

Just ignore it my friend, those last 2 posts did not happen.

 

[The_Chief]

Suddenly a portal opened when they went through they saw a scene of Maelstrom he was younger 6 years old he had no eye patch or cape. When a woman appeared
"What's wrong a little upset easy being six forever is it, this has just started?"
Maelstrom's flame Aura appeared
"No anyone has that kind of Aura NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The woman fell over dead.
Maelstrom pulled out his Crystal, he absorbed all her memories. He reversed the aging. And the memory theft was so powerful the crystal changed his left eye from brilliant blue to glowing red as if he switched his eye for a Ruby.
He laughed malevolently. He raised his left hand and the skeleton of a dragon rose he put on his eye patch and cape. He looked around the castle.
"I think I'll keep this castle, it fits my new power-"
He turned and saw our heroes they ran out of the portal, but he ran after them the portal closed but not until and his dragon got on the other side.

Spoiler

tits or gtfo and assuming your a guy gtfo.jk but seriously. i dont think your allowed back here.

 

[RagnorakTres]

RAGNORAK THE NINJA MONKEY!!!!! AND THE CROWD! GOES! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!

Sorry. Had to. It was just too good an entrance to miss."Alright my friends backslash mortal enemies. We seem to be having some plot twists. So I'm going to...WHAT THE HELL? Who are you?"

<color=magenta>"Spot on, old chap! I am indeed the physical manifestation of that fiery, lusty plane! I believe you are having some problems with zombies? I can fix that!" The man's eyes glowed black for a second. <color=magenta>"There we go! One word and all the zombies in a fifty mile radius are gone! In point of fact...<color=crimson>IMMOLATE." All of the zombies burst into flames and turned to ash.

"Wait, what the deuce? If you are the physical manifestation of Hell, then a) why are you helping self-proclaimed good guys and b) why do you look like Sean Connery?" asked Ragnorak.

<color=magenta>"Oh, those are some simple questions! I look like Sean Connery because I absolutely adore the Bond movies. Everything blows up so well! And the implied lust? Whoof! I don't think a single movie goes by without him committing at least two cardinal sins! It's awesome! As for the first, I'm not helping you, I'm helping my future employer over there." As Hell said this, he pointed at Maddawg. <color=magenta>"Any orders, m'lord?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ya make this stupid portal thing play something interesting! I hate reruns." Said Maddawg.

" As you command"

Hell then snapped his fingers and two rabbit ears and a remote appeared.

Maddawg picked up the remote and pushed the power button. All he gotwas the snowy channel.

"Damn Digital transtion." Said Maddawg

" Anything else"

"Ya get me these Nader Gems everyone has been talking about."

With a snap of his fingers nine diffrent colored gems appeared.

Maddawg then took out a hammer and began smashing the gems into little tiny pieces. But the pieces then converged and made the nine gems again.

"Damnit come on guys were gonna have to burn these things in a volcano."

"But they have ultimate power why do you wanna get rid of them?" asked Sho

Becuase if someone were to get there hands on this they could gain enough power to steal enough Unforgotten Realms scenes to pratically rename the Thread."

"Ya but we can have a Lord of the Rings adventure." Said Maddawg

"WOOHOO MOVIE ADVENTURE!" Said Ram.

"Oh no you're not coming. This is strictly an evil adventure! Now let's go."

Suddenly a Reaver broke through the roof picked up Sho,Grimm,Maddawg and then went to pick up Mk.

 

[The_Chief]

"i say we have our own movie adventure!but it needs an epic battle.starwars anyone?" splazor suggested

 

[ajb924]

The villains reached the foot of Mount Epic. The most epic volcano known to man. Maddawg landed the reaver at the base and the group loked at him angrily.
"What?" Maddawg asked
"Why couldn't we fly to the top!? We have to walk up a volcano now!" Sho screamed
"Well i wanted it to be like lord of the rings..." Maddawg mumbled
"I kinda like this idea!" Grimm stated
The group just glared
"Ok, nevermind..." He mumbled

 

[ninja steve]

suddenly the ninja returned and sprinted up the mountain.

halfway up the mountain the villains found a laughing guy standing over a charred ninja

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"You know that should seem wierd. But it dosen't" Said Maddawg as he walked by the Dancing man who laughed at the burned ninja.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Timewave Zero's ghostly voice for the last time echoes around Maddawgs head

'Dammit, man...Oooohh! I made that gun from my shattered remains...oooohhh! Don't make me re-materialize from out of the 4-th dimension! It wuiill rather messy...ooohhhh!'


(By the way, that 'oooooohh' is supposed to be a ghostly moan. Also, I have to go. Sorry, I was just getting into it, too...)

Spoiler

hey you. lazors r my territory.

Oooohh...its not a lazor! Its a Nuclear...ah forget it...ooooohh!

 

[Timewave Zero]

BUT WAIT!!!
Then, randomly, a tall, Austrian man, noticably bollock naked, appears, holding the Nuclear Assault Rifle and runs to Maddawg.

'Take it! And get to dah choppah! RRRRAAAAAAAGHH!!!' screamed the Austrian man who then hurls himself at Lord Lincoln.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg then took out his Cellphone and then dialed a random number

"A yes hello. I would like to order a big boomer. Ya know what make it extra large."

The Gunship came down to pick up cat and Abraham but then felt the sting of an extra powerful Lightmass bomb. The ship came down with a huge crash destroying everything within a mile radius of the crash.

While Abrham and Cat were distracted by the rather large explosion Maddawg ran in and snatched the the Top hat.

"NOOOO THE SOURCE OF MY POWERS!"

"I know hold the Nader Gems and the power of Abraham Lincoln." Said Maddawg as he placed the top hat onto himself. feeling the sudden surge from the hats magic protpeties.

Suddenly Ghanson showed up and began ranting about how the power should belong to him...Maddawg dispacted him quickly with a quick snap of his fingers.

"Wow he really is powerful."

Maddawg then took off the hat for a quick second tapped the top and watched as a tank fell out. Maddawg put the Hat back on jumped into the tank and attempted to run Lincoln and Cat over with it.

"I FUCKING LOVE THIS ADVENTURE!" said Maddawg Driving around and taking shots at Cat and Lincoln and the Austrailan.

"WHY ARE YOU SHOOTIING ME? I'M ON YOU'RE SIDE!" Shouted the Austrailen running for his life dodging Nuclear strikes.

"IT'S YOU'RE INNATION!"


(GOD DAMNIT! CAN PEOPLE PLEASE WAIT 3 POSTS BEFORE POSTING THE NEXT PART.)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"MADNESS!!!!!"

"Oh no here we go again!" Said Sho"

"THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING MOUNT DOOM!" yelled Maddawg as he jumped off the tank and delivered a powerful kick that knocked Lincoln and Cats off the moutain.

Maddawg simply looked over the ledge in a serious look. "All you're hats now belong to me."

Maddawg and the gang then rode to the top of the moutain and put the gems in a bag. "Alright well this is the end of a rather intresting adventure." Said Mk.

"NOO! MY PRECIOUS!" Suddenly Malestrom jumped out of nowhere having survived the crash and jumped onto Maddawg.

"AHHH HE's BITING MY HAND."

Malestrom bite off three of Maddawgs fingers and grabbed the bag holding the nader gems.

"YOU ***** I JUST HAD THOSE REPLACED!" Maddawg then punted Malestrom and the Gems into the Volcano.

Spoiler: please

If you're gonna add more to you're post then put a placehold saying that you're adding more before you post. That way stuff like this dosen't happen.