The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly a bullet flew by and hit Cat in the left shoulder dropping Maddawg to the ground.

"Jesus didn't know holograms could grab stuff. Where did that bullet come from any way?"

Maddawg looked at the balcony where the snipers were and saw Ram and Rag holding the Sniper rifles.

"Why didn't you fire?" Asked Rag to Ram.

"I have no thumbs." Said Ram who was trying to pick up the rifle.

Back on the ground level Maddawg took out his staff and began attacking Cat.

"GIVE ME BACK MY BASES!" Said Maddawg hacking at Cat.

 

[Timewave Zero]

'Um, I do say... I would love to help,' shouted Timewave Zero, turning his attention to the manhack, 'but I have a rather nast pest probelm. Bastard!' yelled Timewave Zero as the manhack tackled him to the ground.
'Right-o! Fuck you!'
*Timewave Zero blows up his other arm only to have his body become jello and reshape into a duck and then become normal again.*

 

[Timewave Zero]

'Wait a damned minute!' said Timewave Zero, 'My body...is melting! Damned Novelty Theory!'. And thus died Timewave Zero, content the manhack was dead.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Timewave Zero's voice echoed ghostly around Maddawg:
'Use the Nuclear Assault Rifle behind you...Oooohh!'

And then he was gone forever. I swear.

 

[Timewave Zero]

hgjhgfgjhh

 

[Timewave Zero]

Sorry, my bad.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Ello New Guys!

Welcome, Timewave and Xandus, Welcome to the wonderful insanity that is Avatar Adventures! The only rules I'd like followed is A)NO God-modding, B)Don't disregard other's post, C)All OCC in spoiler boxes, and D)Have fun!

Ram continued fumbling with the sniper till he threw it down with frustration.
"Screw this, I'm going in. THOR'S CLAP!" Ram shouted, sending a wave of electricity towards the cyborgs. While the short circuited, Ram jumped down and charged them, knocking some over and crushing some others.
"WHOO! RAM-TRAIN, COMING THROUGH!"

(oh, sorry Maddawg. What he said.)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"The zombies and cyborgs beared down on our group." Said Ram in a deep narration voice.
"As long as we got guns and stick together were gonna fight." The cyborgs and Zombies walked closer and closer. "And if we run out of bullets. Well then were gonna make em wish we haden't"

The Camera zooms on the group all readying for an attack. Ram charging up his horns, Rag taking out his sword, Samii Lighting a match by her ass, Chris and Sheva took out there Machetes, and Maddawg he took out his most powerful weapon.
A ukele named Clemintime.


(Damnit RAM!) Okay this happened before Rams post.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Timewave Zero's ghostly voice for the last time echoes around Maddawgs head

'Dammit, man...Oooohh! I made that gun from my shattered remains...oooohhh! Don't make me re-materialize from out of the 4-th dimension! It wuiill rather messy...ooohhhh!'


(By the way, that 'oooooohh' is supposed to be a ghostly moan. Also, I have to go. Sorry, I was just getting into it, too...)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Oh man I hate making tough decisons." Said Maddawg Holding the ukele in one hand and the rifle in the other. Suddenly the Rifle came to life and shot the Ukele which soon disintergrated.

"Well that solves that problem."

 

[The_Chief]

Timewave Zero's ghostly voice for the last time echoes around Maddawgs head

'Dammit, man...Oooohh! I made that gun from my shattered remains...oooohhh! Don't make me re-materialize from out of the 4-th dimension! It wuiill rather messy...ooohhhh!'


(By the way, that 'oooooohh' is supposed to be a ghostly moan. Also, I have to go. Sorry, I was just getting into it, too...)

Spoiler

hey you. lazors r my territory.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm Sighed "I hate it here..Why do i always have to get the shit beat out of me...."He sat down on a nearby bench "FUCK YOU ALL" And then he passed out.

Spoiler: Not dead

I iz nit deadz i are just bared and no much 2 wrate abut

 

[Ramthundar]

"And we still need to find out where the hell their coming from!" Ram continued, wiping cyborg guts off his horns.
"I know where they came from" a sutlry voice said.
The group turned to see a Mexican man with a open shirt staring at them.
"HOT TAMALI! Hello, Haviar." Samii said, making eyes at him.
"Stop that! And who the heck are you?" Ram demanded from the mysterious stranger.
"All you need to know is that the zombies deserved to be here." he said, before walking around the corner.
Ram chased after him, but when he turned the corner, saw nothing.
"DAMN IT! How do they do that?" Ram whined, completely oblivious to the faint thumps of the vents above.
"'They deserve to be here?' What was he, a damn Zombie Rights Activiest?" Maddawg asked, testing the lasers on some passing zombies.
"'We want brains...and love'" Samii chanted in a picket-esk way.

 

[ninja steve]

suddenly a ninja and a burning guy ran past (the ninja screaming in terror)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

...


"You know that should be surprising. But it's not for some reason." Said Ram.

"I think I went to community college with that guy." Said Maddawg

"Which one? The ninja or the Flamer?" Asked Rag.

"No not those two. That German zombie over there. The one with the moustach."