The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Orinon]

Dillon tried to avoid getting sucked in, but it was no use, the portal was actively pulkling him and the other heroes in, doom was resisting and Justin and Glados were able to evacuate.
Dillon grabbed his Tesla cane then had an idea
"TOMOYA" he screamed over the howling winds
"We can both fly right? we should help the others i suspect it's going to be a rough landing." Dillon then activated his light wings and got close to Caim
"I'm sorry about your dragon, but take my hand, and get ready, I can't promise this'll be a graceful landing.
Tomoya went to Youmu, his light wings were larger than Dillon's.
then the heroes let go, the portal sucked them in, just as it got ready to close doom tried to follow, unfortunately the portal was shut behind the heroes.
"No," Justin said very, very,very cross.
"What the hell are you doing ruining MY lab?"

The good news was, everyone almost landed safely.
Dillon's wings couldn't fly perfectly at the moment, however when he suspected he was going to have a harsh landing he found a nice soft pile of hay to drop Caim, Tomoya and Youmu landed on the ground. just as they landed they heard Dillon descend with the classic
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh" WHHOOMPF.
Dillon got up
"AH man, that hurt.
Is everyone else OK?"
the others all nodded, they were in a farm except it looked like it was from the medieval ages, rolling green hills in the distance, large house, stables.
"Something tells me we're not in san Francisco anymore." Dillon said aloud.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

7 Minutes ago
Doom kept singing as he entered the lift while Angelus was attack his robots
"I should be so lucky, lucky, lu-OH SHIT!" he cried out as he saw a fireball coming to meet him.
He hammered on the "Down" Button and the lift just barely managed to avoid the blast.
He caught his breath as the elevator door behind him opened and Caim stuck him in the neck with his sword.
Doom was puzzled and turned to see a sword stuck in his metal Armor.
"Who th- ooohhhhhh yeah...WINBLAST!" He shouted as he used the arkward moment to fire a quick blast from his hands at Caim.
He then run down the hallway shouting "WWWEEEESSSSKKKKKEEEERRRRR!!!!" with Caim in pursuit.
He was stopped by the entirety of Wesker's Force's.
Guns and Mutants as far as the eye could see.
"...uuummmm...Oh I know!"
And with that he sent up a large fireball which burned the Las Plagas parasite in several of the men thanks to it's brightness and the ensuring plasma rain sorted out the rest as well as slowing down Caim.
He then ran into the Room were the other Heroes were.

Wesker meanwhile was trying to break out of his Nexus but Glados had locked him in.

Present
The Vortex was pulling Doom in until it picked him straight off the ground as he shouted "FAILURE IS BENEATH DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"
It closed just before Wesker burst into the room shouting "What the hell are you doing ruining MY lab?!"

??? minutes ago
Doom crash landed near a castle to the south.

 

[StormShaun]

"Crap, not again!" Tomoya yelled to the group as he looked around to see the new environment. "Okay, quick plan of action, we get to the nearest village or whatever and get some new clothes..." Tomoya said quickly as he scanned the farm for any signs of attention.

As quickly they got here Tomoya checked on the group member's status for any sign of injury during the time warp to see if he can heal it, but luckily enough the portal caused no sign of physical injury.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Doom awakens to find himself on a Horse-Drawn Cart just passing the Castle Walls.
As he is brought to the Castle, the Village people try to peer in and get a glimpse of the strange Metal Man.

 

[Moros]

James blinked and he was suddenly in a different place. Looking around he realized that he was actually falling out of the sky. He then formed a star beneath his feet and decelerated himself. It disappeared as he touched down outside some castle walls and decided to head inside. Wearing his favorite black duster and aviator sunglasses, he definitely stood out against the peasants that were crowding around something. He didn't care though since they would be helpless against him. As he pushed his way through the moving crowd, they started to part ahead of him when the people in front saw him. When he got to the cart, he was greeted with a small surprise. "You were the one destroying the lab before we got teleported here. Need any help from a fellow villain while we're stuck here?" James asked Dr. Doom as he followed behind the cart.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"uuugggghhhh...never chase yoghurt with Vodka again...uh...The Hell are you?...Wha-WHAT IS GOING ON!?" He shouted as he sat up and saw himself in a castle with half a small village staring at him.
"...What?...Never seen the Mind Blowing Awesome-ness that his Dr. Doom?...
The Cart soon entered the Castle with James in tow.

Present
"So are telling me...they ALL Went to the Middle Age's...including Doom, the Doom that is trying to kill me and most likely you, where he can prevent us from even being born?..."
Both Justin and Glados didn't say a thing.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Youmu wasn't thinking at all clearly; the portal must have done something to her head. Slowly, she pulled herself up to a sitting position, vaguely aware that the others were talking. She tried shaking the blurs out of her vision, but there didn't seem to be much of anything nearby, just a small house and a dirt road towards some other small houses in the distance. Seems just like the humans' village, she mused to herself. But, this place doesn't feel like Gensokyo...So, where are we, then?

She climbed down the haystack, trying not to knock it over, and walked up to the others. Eventually she managed to mumble out, "Where are we?"

Spoiler: OOC

So how faithfully are we doing this medieval England thing? Will it be just knights and castles, or will there also be actual wizards with actual magic and dragons and ROUS's and that sort of thing?

 

[ChillzMaster]

The sea was violent as the countless galleys crossed the North Sea, their numbers making water rarer than flesh and wood from a bird's perspective. The scores of ships were filled to the brink with Vikings, roaring and pounding oars against the roaring and pounding sea. They chanted their shanties in loud, powerful choruses and bloodcurdling cries of valor.

"We know the way to Aldeigju, upstream the river Alode! You take us to the Portage and further! Long is the way to the unknown, long are the rivers in the East! Far lies the land that Sev'rin and his men desire to reach!"

At the helm of the largest dragon-headed galley was a massive man with spiky blonde hair, tipped with black. His massive height was complimented with his armor, studded leather, a red cape, and a massive left spiked steel shoulder guard that stretched down to his elbow. He held one weapon, a long, slender, glowing blade that was hitched over his back. There was a a sparkle in his eye as the British coast came into view. His other eye couldn't sparkle, it was covered with an eyepatch, black with a red inverted pentagram that glowered ever odd while.

Severin Sanguine had returned to Earth, and all hell was about to break loose.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

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Spoiler: Question

Are we using the Sir Arthur from "Quest for Camelot" or can we use This one?

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: Ok about this place

I'm basing this off an old movie Quest for Camelot with a few twists so our heroes can do it without having to follow the exact plot.
there is a magic forest, dragons, ogres, Griffons and, no joke, a magic mechanical army.
however wizards aren't seen, there was Merlin but he never showed any magic. The general public rarely see's magic or magic creatures, however most of the areas had barely any people anyays, so unless we're in Camelot we should be fine.


I'm not certain whether I should spoil the story now or try to keep most of you guys in suspense.

 

[ChillzMaster]

Spoiler: Well then...

Medieval England based on Quest for Camelot? A film that happens to be one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic review? Thank God I decided to come back now!

 

[Moros]

"I'm just a villain capable of nuclear powered destruction. As for what is going on, I think we are in the past/in a different dimension. I'm not really sure which though unless they start shooting lasers, my guess is a medieval period," James said as he looked around. He saw a peasant get too close and engulfed the man's head in a small star. The headless body collapsed to the ground as the star disappeared, leaving nothing behind. This caused everybody else to back up about 10 feet away from the cart.

 

[Orinon]

Dillon gave the place a look around.
"OK we're in a nice farm, so perhaps we can learn from the locals."
Dillon unstrapped his katana and made for the door.
The owner of the farm a middle aged woman answered, Dillon did well in the conversation, he was polite and was able to hold a solid conversation without making the Woman not want hi,m to be gone.
when Dillon returned he filled them in.
"OK apparently King Arthur is dead, and a new king is undetermined, though hopefully no massive prick tries to take over.
Excalibur is lost and no one knows where it is. The Lady there, Juliana is kind enough to allow us some shelter, we can sleep in her barn, use the well for water, also some servants might be able to provide us with some......appropriate garments."
Dillon and the heroes were able to select from some decent looking clothing. Youmu found a place separate while Tomoya and Dillon did the classic change with their backs turned.
"We're lucky we landed near such a generous person, I half expected to be chased away with pitchforks."
"This is a place of peace, she has no reason to fear us.
King Arthur brought prosperity to the land and encouraged the greater virtues of man, Justice, peace, honor, goodness strength, valor. These are the most valued traits, selfishness is looked down upon as well as greed."
Tomoya turned slightly and saw Dillon's back, without his sweater or T-shirt it was easy to see how skinny he really was, but Tomoya was more interested in the burn like marking on Dillon's shoulder blades, where the wings appeared to join with his back whenever he activated them. they weren't serious but they looked painful.
"Does making the wings hurt you?" Tomoya asked
"Not really, the Black lightning does burn when I use it, but I'm usually so angry I don't notice."
Dillon shrugged
"I guess its a consequence of of using a power I didn't properly obtain."
Dillon then dressed in more period accurate clothing.
simple white linens, brown leather boots, a white undershirt, and a dark green tunic.
his backpack hand been replaced by a more period appropriate sack.
Dillon had managed to hide his normal items away, he even hid his golden disc away.
"Well unfortunately I can't hide my glasses, but then again I'm more certain I'll stick out by wandering blindly and squinting."
Dillon then walked out He had only a vague plan on getting back to their time.

 

[StormShaun]

"An Fallen angel? Tomoya thought as he spoke about the scars, Tomoya knocked the thought out of his head as he began to dress, he dressed in a beige long sleeved shirt, leather slacks and a black leather singlet jacket, he hid his computer watch under his shirt and threw his katanas strap over himself.

As he walked out of the house he muttered to Dillon, "I was really looking forward to meet King Arthur..." he says and ends with a sigh.

 

[ChillzMaster]

Severin's boots made loud thud when he descended from his landed Galley onto the British sands. He turned to his first Major.

"Set up camp here, I'll take 20 up to that farm, see if I can't get a lay of the land from some kindly folk," Sev took a sip from his hip flask, gathered twenty of his men, and marched towards the farm.

"Saw a couple of odd characters head in there as we were landing," Sev called out, "If we can't get a lay of the land nicely from kindly folk, we'll get it violently from skeletons," Severin let out a hearty laugh. His score of men followed suit.

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Dillon stopped in his tracks and ran about to the other side of the farm. He'd heard a loud, deep noise, almost human, but not quite.

"Not... again..." Dillon whispered, seeing Severin lead the Vikings.

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Severin screamed as he awoke in total darkness. He grabbed to his right to try and get a light, then realized the futility in that. He snapped his left hand's fingers, and the Maelstrom's lights lit up his Captain's Quarters. A sexy female robot with a 50's hairdo walked in, hot chocolate in hand.

"Something the matter, Captain Sanguine?" she asked, cocking her head to the side. Severin wiped the sweat from his brow and shook his head.

"I'm just getting this feeling of nostalgia, of a time before this," a few joints and muscles flexed in Sev's stump, "and I feel like I just ruined someone's day." Sev sighed.

"I'm talking to a Mass Effect 3 spoiler, now get out, I have much sleep to catch up on," Sev dismissed the robot-who-shall-not-be-named and sat in his bed for a moment or two. He threw the covers off and turned to stand up, only to fall flat on his face.

"...You know what? I'm glad I'm wearing him as a necklace," Sev muttered as diamond formed about his leg to keep him upright, "When I first transferred his soul into jewelry, I had a nagging thought I was breaking the Geneva Convention or something. Now, I'm freaking elated he's in there," Sev tapped his necklace's large, glowing, light blue spherical jewel. He looked out into space and smiled. Wherever those Weisenheimers went adventuring, most likely it was within the past odd milennia, and most likely they'd run into Severin Sanguine once again, in one form or another.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Wearing an ankle-length gown, over her dress (and weapons) in case of trouble, Youmu caught the end of Tomoya and Dillon's conversation, trying not to look at them without their clothes on. "Well, unfortunately," he said, "I can't hide my glasses. But then again, I'm more certain I'll stick out by wandering blindly and squinting."

As he walked out, Youmu attempted to offer some comfort. "At least you have the option," she said. "I know it's not much of a choice, but I'm stuck with this hair...and from what I've heard, the women don't get out a lot."

Dillon paused for a while, thinking of a response. Before he could embarrass himself, though, Tomoya came out and spoke for him, in Japanese. "You can just say you're from a faraway land, with a very different culture. That's what I was intending to do." As the two continued in their native language, Dillon decided to head outside. And what he saw out there made him turn pale.

"Not...again..." he mumbled to himself before running back inside. "Guys! Everyone! We've got trouble!"

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: Hey Chillz

If your familiar with Quest for Camelot want to take the place of Ruber? I'll let you have the mechanical army. though I will play one nasty trick, but then again your character is an asshole.

Dillon however had a slight plan
he didn't want to go through the pains of light powers so he assembled his Swedish dart rifle
he had lost the instant kill darts but he had plenty of powerful tranquilizer that acted faster than the nerve conduction that registered the prick of the dart.
Dillon aimed for Severin's neck and fired he then continued to run for his life.

 

[ChillzMaster]

I saw the Nostalgia Critic review. I know enough of the plot, and sure, I'll take ze Ruber role

Severin heard a whiz, then felt a small pain in his neck. He looked down and saw a dart sticking in his neck. He pulled it off and examined the projectile.

"Swedish design, fast moving, filled with enough sedative to down a bull elephant in 24.86 seconds," Sev declared. One of his men raised their hand. Sev pointed at him.

"Speak, Skorgar"

"Shouldn't you be... out by now?" he asked in a deep, gravely voice. The rest of the men muttered in agreement. Sev put his fists at his hips and laughed heartily.

"Just my right arm's feeling a bit iffy," Sev assured the men. Further inspection revealed his entire right arm had shut down and was hanging at the giant's side limply. Sev marched forth, a smirk on his face and fire in his throat. So he took a couple cold pills. Because a red, inflammatory throat is one of the initial signs of a cold, something NOONE wants to deal with when they're about to raid a countryside.

Oh, and he was about ready to burn the barn down with his voice. There was that too.

 

[StormShaun]

Tomoya was beside Dillon as he saw Sev, "Are you kidding me...is he in every time period?!" Tomoya yelled as he began to get the occupants of the house out the back way and then began to follow Dillon with Youmu in hand. The group ran through the forest, they managed to reach a far way from the house, the rescued peasants said thanks for rescuing them and began to travel to another village.

"So where to now?" Tomoya questioned.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Doom and James on the other hand were being treated to every luxury their host's could afford.
"Aaahhhhhhh....Doom could get used to this..."
He lay back and dreamt of home as the servants gave him a pull polish of his Armour.

Present Day: Aperture
Wesker was ordering Justin and Glados Around.
"I don't Care what the Cost's are! Just open a portal to Camelot before Doom ruins the Timeline and erases us from existence!" He roared.