Discord deflated a bit.
He didn't take rejection well.
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Hayden began to tear up.
"NOPE! REJECTION IS NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL!!!" he grinned massively, striking a heroic pose. Tears still streamed from his grinning face.
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Discord frowned and flashed in front of Tomoya.
"Well then, I guess I'll do this by force," he grinned, snapping his talons. A flash of light, and everybody's weapons disappeared. Tomoya, in a rage, tried to fly up to Discord's level, only to discover his wings had been taken away.
"THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY WINGS?" Tomoya screamed, shooting lightning bolts from his eyes. Discord took one in the tail, singing his hairs a bit. He stuck out his tongue and teleported in the center of the Band.
"Well everybody, it appears as if I've stolen all your gear!" Discord leaned back in faux-despair, crying his eyes out, "Oh, what are we to do now that the Great Discord has taken our shtuff away? Woe is us!" Discord mocked, "Fear not, you can have all your things back, and I'll even tell you where they are, along with a weapon capable of taking down Bison!" Discord flashed higher into the sky.
"Far to the North,
followings the roads of course!
Two Titans stand guard
Objects of desire in the space apart
Ninety-two Seventy-Eight
Isn't this riddle great?
Two-hundy-sixxy-six
Wait, what kind of clue is this?"
Discord laughed heartily and flashed off again.
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Bison was patrollin' like a patroller. Suddenly, Troll.
"Hi there!" Discord grinned in the General's face, his asymmetrical pupils shimmering with malevolence.