The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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bluerocker

Queen of Cockblocking and Misery
Sep 22, 2011
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(I'm assuming Dillon's car has a radio as I write this)
As Angelus was speaking with Dillon and apologizing for her outburst, Caim looked at Dillon's car with interest.
Ninjamedic said:
"Time Manipulation, Mind Reading! Oh, he has many powers why, he can even raise the dead. And once spawned, they are forever loyal to Calypso. But this year I'll bring him TO HIS DEMI-"

"Okay just stop, every year we get the same people calling with this bulls-"

"No! You must believe! Calypso's the reason for all of the Violence! He is THE DE-"

*beep-beep-beep*
"Ha, ha ha, sorry about that folks. But is he right about one thing, its getting bad out there, real bad. But I have a solution, stay at home and lock your doors...."
With disturbed interest he thought to himself:
"Raise the dead? What kind of devil is this ringleader? Hmn. Sounds like he'd be one hell of a challenge. But if we won... What would we ask for? What would I ask for? Hmph. We'll just have to see what this guy is capable of... Whatever he is, I bet we're going to be in for one hell of a ride..."

relevant captcha is relevant: oh yes
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Cortex soon arrived and was impressed with Dillon's Car, in every way bar one.
"This is a Fine Auto-mobile, but I have a question?...If this Contest is as bad as this Calypso stated...Why did you Paint it Pink?...That is just screaming "I enjoy Flowers and Cute Animals, Kill Me!"...Speaking of Animals, Where is the Child anyways?" He said the last part in is Clancy Brown Voice which actually managed to make him sound intimidating.
 

bluerocker

Queen of Cockblocking and Misery
Sep 22, 2011
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Caim looked at the scientist with a look of suspicion and pointed his sword.
"You implying something there Cortex? I don't like that tone in your voice..."
Of course, given that Caim couldn't talk, all Cortex could see was that the swordsman seemed to grow violent towards him, and had brandished a sword in his direction.
 

Sithmorack

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"I dont really like the color myself" Shadow commented as he came out of nowhere. "And no I will not be participating in this competition.... the next one I may...." he said with a slight laugh at the end.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Dec 12, 2009
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OH DEAR GOD! THAT'S A BIG SWORD, Dammit Neo! Compose yourself!
Once Caim held the Tip of the sword to his face, he pushed it aside with his hand and said "Relax, I was merely asking..." He said with a creepy Grin on his face.
Phew...Almost wet myself there... He thought as he took back his Darker Persona, though he will admit, he let out a few drops of pee, but nothing noticeable.
 

bluerocker

Queen of Cockblocking and Misery
Sep 22, 2011
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The dragon looked away from Dillon for a moment and said in an irritated tone, "Caim, put your sword down. The competition hasn't even started yet. Cortex, the child is in a place you cannot reach, and if you value your neck, you'd stop speaking of her like that. Now will you two place nice while I speak with the adults around here, or am I going to have to put a foot down?"
Caim looked especially bitten by the dragon's remark, and lowered his sword. A shameful and angry expression took place upon Caim's countenance, and he gave an angry (and easy to dodge) swipe at Cortex with the blade.
 

mcpop9

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There was a Tug on Kazuya's leg. "Mister, you were the other bad looking person, right?" Lily said staring up at him.

In London, a Duo had just heard Calypso's announcement on the tournament.A person in a red trench coat reached down and put on his favorite song.

"Ohh, i just fucking love this song. It makes me want to fuck the red right out of your eyes." he said looking at his partner.

She looked at him with her jaw hung open and a blush on her face. While she wasn't paying attention, they slamed into a pole going sixty. The car was totaled, but both of them got out without a scratch on them. "Sort of like that, with less crashing and more penis in my vagina." Alucard said.

"We need a new car master..." Seras said sadly.

"Lets enter that tournament while we're at it. I want to go on an enthusiastic drive." he said.

10 HOURS LATER

They were rolling down the street in their new cruiser and in America. They were waiting for the location to be given to the contest since they had entered it.

Name of the Vehicle: BTPG's Cruiser (Big Tittied police girl's cruiser.) Or PG's cruiser for short.

Driver: Abriged Seras Victoria (also known as police girl.)
Co driver: Abriged Alucard

Appearance:


Car Stats (24 points to put into the 4 categories out of 10, each has to be 1 at least)

-Armour: 5

-Handling: 5

-Speed: 7

-special weaponry: 7

-standard weaponry
Alucard and his dual pistols. extra effective against the unholy.

-Special Weapons: none on the car so to speak of:

Alucard leans out the window uses his dark powers to send hellhounds made out of darkness at the target.

Seras uses her massive AT rifle to cause a massive amount of damage.
 

Moros

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Jan 25, 2010
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"Sir, we a report from one of our spies in America that the heroes have entered some kind of demolition derby. The best course of action right now would be move forward with your plans while they are distracted," an advisor informed James. "Good, inform the mercenaries in Russia that they are to initiate Operation Cold Fire. How is the treasure hunt going?" James asked him.

"The first team have located totems are begining phase two of their operation. The second team has hit a snag in retrieving the artifact. Apparently the temple where it resides is being used as a base for rebels. They're asking what they should do now. What should I tell them," the advisor asked him. "Tell them I said "Fire sale." They'll know what it means," James ordered the advisor. The advisor nodded before heading out. What the advisor didn't know was that the phrase was a code he had taught to all of his officers. It meant be brutal and leave none alive. James couldn't help but smile a little bit.
 

StormShaun

The Basement has been unleashed!
Feb 1, 2009
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As Tomoya saw everyone come together with their own vehicle. He couldn't but think that it was starting to look like a car show here. A sigh came from him a he summoned his helmet (Which was a lightning/black design) and put that on and heard the in-built radio. "Hmm who was that?" He questioned it. He hopped onto his bike to make sure that it had everything he needed. As he checked the EMP and electric machine gun systems the bike's paint slowly turned into a black and Lightning design. He smiled as he sat on his bike awaiting for the start or someone to talk to him.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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You know what?...Fuck it, RUN, NEO, RUN!
Caim went to strike Cortex but he was already several blocks away from the mere sight of Caim about to swing.
Caim was about to give chase before Angelus stopped him.

After running past several Blocks, he ran into an open Sewer Maintance Shaft in some roadworks.
While un-connected to the main Waste Pipes, He wished he had gone in there once he finished bouncing around in the pipes.
He burst face first out of a Drain and took a face full of motor oil.
He retched and spat it out, only to see several guns pointing to his massive head.
Following a quick scan, he realised he was in a Chop-Shop and Kagome was there.
[sub]"....Hi...."[/sub] He waved weakly, mostly due to fear then injury.
***
Kazuya Stared down and smiled a little.
"Yes and No...You'll understand some day, until then, please for all our sakes...Don't get mad..." He said as a G-Corp Helicopter arrived.
The Tower was gone, but the Business remained.
"You wish to go anywhere?..."
 

mcpop9

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"I want to go with you. you're like me." Lily said. She jumped into his arms and gave him a loving hug. Even though she had the complicated and intelligent demon on the inside, in her child form she was as innocent as she would be like that.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Dec 12, 2009
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Great...Now I have two children, both of which can destroy the world...I miss the 1600's... Kazuya thought as he held Lilys hand as they boarded the Helicopter.
***
Cortex took the Towel and said "This is no Lamb. Just...those damn Pipes get me everytime..."
He wiped off most of the gunk off his face before saying "Thanks though, despite how hard I try to avoid encounters like those, they find me...urrgggggg...I need a aspirin..."
As he threw the Towel to the side, he noted Kagome'a Car.
"Soooo this is what you'll be driving? I'm impressed, Love the Shine Idea..."
 

mcpop9

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Lily held onto kazuya as she would a father. She felt his warmth and the demonic part inside of him and it had comforted her. "You feel nice mister. I'm Lily." She said closing her eyes, resting them but not sleeping.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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"It's nice to meet you Lily, My name is Kaz. Have you ever been to Berlin?..." He asked as the Helicopter took off for Europe.
A Blonde man in a Blue suit watched the Take off.
"Soon...Kazuya...Soon...Adel, Time to Leave..."
"Yes Father..."
***
Cortex made some mental notes.
"It is a Fine Machine, You clearly know a lot about Battle and Tactics..." He chuckled before pulling out a blueprint.
"This...Is mine..." He said as he laid the Blue-Print on a Work Bench, it had a nice picture of the Finished Product.



"Full Armour Plating, Several Mounted Weapons, A Tri-Gunner position and a surprise that I'm sure you'll Love...Muhahahahah...." He laughed before rolling it back up.
"Now, My Min- er Men are building it as we speck but It might be a while and...errr...I didn't bring any money for a hotel sooo errr...what I'm Asking isss..."
He was in his 30's and STILL had a hard time talking to girls that weren't in strip clubs/ his Mother/ Both.
 

mcpop9

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Lily nestled in. "No i haven't Mister Kas." she said. "Why are we going there?" she asked, the humming of the chopper's engine helping her rest.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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"Looking...For a Friend...An old friend..." He repeated as he held Lily in his arms.
It would be a long flight...
***
Cortex was confused at first.
"What? I was just asking for a place t-oh...Ohhhhhh...." He exclaimed as he finally got the hint.
Mess this up Neo and I swear to god I will make you rule this day FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! His mind shouted to him.
He blinked hard a few times before getting his Swag on and saying "Well...Compared to some "Other" things...You could say that th-"
A metalic *Thump* sounded as a Mechanic above him dropped a Hammer on his head.
"ARRGGGHHH...Jesus!..ahhhh...Frrrrrrriiiiicccccckkkkkkk..." He shouted as he rolled on the ground, holding his head in pain.
"....My bad..." The Mechanic confessed.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Cortex! For the Love of God, Do NOT pass out, Repeat do NOT Pass-
The Hammer to the head dazed Cortex so all Kagome's Teasing was just a Faint memory...or was it just a dream?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-uuuuurrgghh....
"arrgghhhhhh...My Massive Head...ahhhhhh-" He sighed before he was knocked out.
 

NerfedFalcon

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Mar 23, 2011
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In preparation for their commentating the match that was due to start tomorrow, Falcon and Youmu were staying in a motel in the area. However, neither of them could sleep very well. Youmu had gone outside into the parking lot and was just sitting down, staring at nothing. Falcon had started searching the room for something to do, since the TV was broken.

He eventually found a tuxedo and a formal dress in the dresser, along with a note - Wear these on the day. Looking in the pockets, he found another note in the dress - as if that wasn't a big enough clue that it was for Youmu, it was also written in Japanese. She wasn't sitting underneath a light, but Falcon could still find her in the dark - the ghost was glowing brightly enough to spot her by.

He handed her the note, refusing to say where he'd found it. "Would you mind translating for me?" he asked. She nodded slowly, then suddenly tensed up, slightly pale. Falcon could hear a helicopter flying overhead, but couldn't tell what the matter was - unless she was just scared of helicopters...

As it passed, he asked what the problem was. "I felt...something, above me, for a while there. I don't know what it was, but..." was all she said about it, shaking her head as if to throw off a cobweb. "Anyway, I'm fine now. Let's take a look at this note..."

To Ms. Konpaku:
By now you must have worked out what happened to those swords of yours while you were asleep. Rest assured, this is not meant to be a threat of any kind, merely a precaution. For instance, you might accidentally destroy your balloon with them, and that would be no fun for anyone. Once the competition ends, tell me where you intend to travel and I will have them sent there for you to collect.
~Calypso


"That's all it says," Youmu finished. Falcon's Japanese wasn't perfect, but he could tell she hadn't left anything out. By then, they'd gotten back into the room. "I've never done this commentary thing before...Is it difficult?"

"Not very. You just talk about what's happening, and occasionally make a bad joke," Falcon replied. "Anyway, we should get some sleep. It's hard to tell what's happening if you're too tired." They both headed for their separate rooms. "Oyasumi-nasai."

"Oyasumi."[footnote]The difference between those two statements is similar to "Good night" and just "Night". That's not literally what 'yasumi' means, but it's close enough.[/footnote]
 

Knife-28

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Mr Furious tightens the last bolt with his spanner and wipes his brow with his arm. "There, it's finished."
Both Knife and Doug let out a low whistle as they gaze at the finished vehicle. "Damn, that's just....fantastic." Knife says, turning to Mr Furious. "Thank you, just..thank you it's amazing."
"Eh, thank you for paying my kids through collage." The junk-yard owner responds. The two shake hands, and Knife hops in the 'Hog and tears out of the junk-yard, heading back to the group with Doug flying behind him.
 

bluerocker

Queen of Cockblocking and Misery
Sep 22, 2011
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Angelus, after reeling Caim in from pounding Cortex into a pulp; she looked to Dillon again, "As nice as the pleasantries have been; it is probably best advised for us to move to the sight of the competition. We will see you there, and uphold our end of the compact. Good day."
With that, Caim mounted up, and the two began to fly upwards and were gone.