The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ninjamedic]

"So Cortex, you wish to be finally rid of the bandicoot that foils your plans on a yearly basis. Simple, yet I'm perplexed at how you cannot do it yourself."


"Caim, you have noble intentions, Its nice to see that. It certainly makes a break from the insanity or greed I usually see."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Calypso?...But how can....Look, That Bandicoot was designed to lead my Armies, He is a One Mammal Wreaking Machine, I've Tried Everything, Alright? If you think so highly of yourself, perhaps YOU can try fighting him..." Cortex said as he struggled with the Shaft his head was stuck in.
"...Though a Smaller head would be nice..."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Well he does have to teleport in at one end of a linear corridor ususally, whats to stop you from just dropping 100 crates of Nitro there? And can't N.Tropy use Time Travel and maintaining paradoxes? just go back and stop him from being created. "

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"A: You have Any Idea how hard it is to Move that much Nitro? B: I was young and Brash back then, I'd Shot myself on sight the live to regret it...Argghhh...Come on..." Cortex said as he was reminded of that time in the Boiler Room...

 

[Ninjamedic]

"I just fail to understand how a scientist that can create a robot army and has a temporal expert fails to stop a creature whose most ambitious abilities are spinning very fast and launching fruit."

 

[bluerocker]

Caim bolted awake when he heard Calyso's voice in his mind. Giving a quick assurance to Angelus, thus putting her at ease again, Caim answered back, "Noble? Funny, I know some people would call me selfish for wanting those things. To tell you the truth, I'm not really sure if I want to wish them back. I don't know how they would react to coming back from death; and I don't know if I want to go back home. Would bringing back family and kingdom make the war I entered for nothing?[sub] As far as I know, the dead go in the arms of the Gods and are happy enough, but that depends upon whether or not I believe a lunatic priest.[/sub] Would the deaths I caused have been for nothing? Now, let me tell you, I don't usually think about the deaths I have caused, but... This world isn't terrible; and there's no carnivorous children floating around in the air. I don't mind living here; so long as no one shoots at Angelus."

Caim gave a small smile, "Now you can see why I'm thinking about giving up the wish.

Holding up a hand and counting off on his fingers, Caim continued, "I'm no optimist, but so far; things have been pretty good for me. I've got a faithful companion in Angelus, Cadolbolg, and these people; I usually get caught up in good fights for decent enough causes; and we can live without worrying about food. Aside from my family and a defunct kingdom; I couldn't really ask for much else..."

Caim paused for a moment, then hazarded the question,
"Speaking of the dragon, Calypso... Do you know if she wants anything? That is, if you promise not to tell her I asked."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"What part of " One Mammal Wreaking Machine" did you not get? I designed the Bastard! Of course he is hard to kill!" Cortex shouted as he banged his knee off the side of the shaft.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Arrrgghhh...Oh! You there Taokat! I mean, Tao kak, I mean...GET ME OUT OF HERE!" He shouted as he pressed his feet against the sides of the entrance to the shaft and tried to unblock himself that way.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Oh believe me Mr.Caim, compared to the other contestants, your wish is absolutely noble. As for your friend, She has a..... surprising thought on what she may want to wish for. Then again, I'm just a man in a suit".


"If you made him, can't you just unmake him? How about setting the teleport point over a bottomless pit?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Cortex felt the pressure on his head get released after all the rolling and was quite dizzy.
"Ohhhhh...My head..." He groaned as he saw the cat hugging him and asking for Milk.
"Wha?- Errr yeah...sure just..." He said as he broke free from her hug and dusted himself off.
"uuhhhh...Thanks for that...Now, I do believe that there was a canteen around here..." He said before leading the way over there, keen to see what Tech he could rip off.
On the way over he said to the Voice in his head "Science Doesn't Work that way!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Well just drop a nuke on him then. I don't know why you cannot just make it simple. "

 

[bluerocker]

STRONG SNIP!

Caim was in thought and then asked; "Hmn... Nothing surprises me anymore. I'll try to ask her about it. That is, if we win. Now, not trying to sound rude; but was there any particular reason you contacted me?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Why does Big Headed Man have a N thingy on his forehead? Are nwyu a superhero?!"

Cortex couldn't help but laugh at his buffoon.
"Superhero....THAT is a good one..." He mocked as he entered the canteen.
"No, This N was put on me by several people who didn't like me very much...And the feeling was mutual..." He explained while trying to reach the Bottle of Milk.
"Grrr...Just had to be on the highest shelve..."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Just being friendly, I am your host after all. And I find your ensemble to be somewhat endearing".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Thank nywu for trying to be nice Big Headed Man! But~ Tao is strong herself! She'll get stronger and better until she can beat anyone~ slice em, dice em, and eat em up!"

Cortex tried to Balance Tao on his head but he could barely control his own centre of Gravity, let alone hers as well.
But the milk was the real issue.
"Ahh...Ahhhhh...AAAAAHHHHH-COOOOO!"
As a result, he began to sway backwards and the two of them fell on the Canteen Table, Cortex's head hitting one of the legs and Tao crashing straight though it.
"Curse...My...Existence..."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Once Again, I have to sign off
Oh and SNIP

Once Tao picked Cortex up and hugged him again, He groaned and said "My wallet is in my front.....pocketttuuuhhhhhhh..." He said before the full force of the Impact kicked in and he was knocked out.
Tao wasn't one to say no to currency and aptly lifted his wallet from his pocket before realising that there was nothing in it but a "I.O.U.".

 

[StormShaun]

As several blinks happened the sleepy Tomoya opened his eyes to a margin where he can see the light coming from the front windows of the craft. "*Yawns* Morning Tao...wait she isn't here." Tomoya said to himself as he didn't see Tao anywhere on his bed. "Must of got some food for breakfast." Tomoya shrugged as he packed up the bed and looked out of the front windows.

As Tomoya saw the big apple he could only imagine what happened here. He tested out his new powers here when he got them, he ate awesome steak and fought a super mutant behemoth in Time Square. Of course he was hoping it will be different this time. A button was pressed and the ship was disguised as a cloud. Tomoya grabbed the ship's comm mic, "Morning ladies and gentlemen...and big headed man. We are looking at New York now. We will soon shortly begin our decent where we will land on the island with the statue of Liberty on it." Tomoya announced as he began to slowly land the ship of the island where Miss Liberty was.

The ship soon became invisible as they came close enough to the island that they cannot look like a cloud. As the ship landed everyone began to gather their things and vehicles.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Cortex awoke with a massive lump on his head and to find that his wallet was gone.
"Oiiiiii....my aching head..." He groaned as he picked up a ice pack and returned to Juggernaut, now with a Trailer thanks to Calypso.
A final check showed the Mecha Form online and ready to go.
"Uhhh...this can't be any worse then Tidal Wave..."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Time for the last event everyone. You are all so close, all you have to do is destroy these last opponents".

"Welcome to the Skyline".

"I thought it would make for an exciting finish. I'm keeping it simple for the finale this time around."

Spoiler: Meet Your Opponents

Spoiler: Twister

Name: Twister

Driver

Appearance:

Basic Weapon: Mounted machine guns

Car Stats:

-Armour : 1

-Handling: 10

-Speed: 10

-Special Weaponry: 4
Tornado Spin: A deadly Tornado Spin that picks up vehicles and swings them around. Any cars in her path will get caught in the vortex and slammed against buildings and other obstacles before being flung away.

Spoiler: Kamikaze

Name: Kamikaze

Driver

Appearance:

Basic Weapon: Mounted machine guns

Car Stats:

-Armour : 4

-Handling: 6

-Speed: 9

-Special Weaponry: 6
-Shock Freeze: a 360 degree EMP shockwave which can be charged up and can stall the engines of all enemy vehicles caught in the blast radius.
-Flamethrower: a very effective stream of fire which does a great deal of damage.

Spoiler: Darkside

Name: Darkside

Driver

Appearance:

Basic Weapon: Mounted machine guns

Car Stats:

-Armour : 9

-Handling: 5

-Speed: 4

-Special Weaponry: 7
-Turbo Ram: Darkside will accelerate and ram into vehicles. Additionally, Darkside can rear-fire the special to drop mines from behind the truck.

-Sentry Turret: raises a tri-mini gun that can rotate in a 360 degree circle.

Spoiler: Axel

Driver: The Skulls

Basic Weapon: Chainguns

Appearance:

Car Stats

Armour: 3

Speed: 6

Handling: 10

Special: 5

Special Weapons: Shockwave: Axel shoots out a blue ring of energy that blows the opponent up into the air.

War Wheel: The Two Tires form into one large Spiked one, Allowing Axel to impale any car in it's way.

Spoiler: Reaper

Driver: the Skulls

Basic Weapon: Shotguns

Appearance:

Bike Stats:

Armour: 1

Speed: 7

Handling: 6

Special: 10

Special: Flaming Chainsaw: A Custom Chainsaw that cuts all Armour that it hits, can be thrown or used directly.

RPG: The Driver Stops and fire a RPG-7 for Massive Damage.

 

[Orinon]

Dillon and his horse entered the starting line, Dillon was once again in his Star Sapphire outfit, or the again that was the Termi-Dillon so maybe he never really changed, well his personality had changed. Dillon looked at Puce and gave him a nod, they could see Dillon wanted to win this race, they weren't sure, conditioning his near obsession with Amaya how far he would go.