The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[bluerocker]

I know a ton of college kids with stuffed animals!

No problem!

Teri, upon reaching the kitchen (and letting Ton Ton wander the kitchen counter top), muttered to the little party, "I can't believe that worked."

"It seems your knack for acting paid off, Ms. Teri!"

Teri laughed and waved a dismissive hand at Ton Ton, "For now anyways. We'll have to wait and see if he comes back. As for myself, I need a freakin drink."

She concentrated for a moment, and then a 2 liter of Mountain Dew appeared with a glass of ice. Her hands shook opening the bottle, as well as when she poured the drink; which spilled some of the beverage on the counter. With a small "Shit! Sorry!", Teri immediately went to looking for some paper towels, or some other implement to clean up her mess.

As she did so, she spoke to the group, "We might be able to hole up in my old place. It's a college dorm, but it's well away from Bruiser. The hard part would be explaining to my roommate why I have a couple of guys, a Tonberry and a Changeling with me. If anything, it would get us out of Ireland..."

The Tonberry, at the mention of himself, held up his knife fiercely (or as much as he could manage, blank face notwithstanding) "Don't forget, I can fight too! I'll do my best to keep you guys safe as well!"

Taking a sip of her drink, Teri couldn't help but smile at the Tonberry's spirit, as well as look to Chrysalis, "Will you help us too, Your Majesty? Your magic could probably help us in the long run..."

 

[The_R3d_Fury]

The corridors stretched into the darkness as Jack and Chris sprinted down them trying to fond a stairwell. Bravo squad were here somewhere, and cries of agony could be heard from below.
"Shadow, this is Hawk! I need your help!"
Jack froze. Hawk? He's alive?
"Change of plan, Chris. We're going after Hawk."
"Hawk? He's MIA, man. He isn't responding. He's dead."
"I heard him. He's alive."
Chris approached Shadow and grabbed his arm.
"The radios have been silent since contact. I think you're losing it, mate."
"Help! Help m- AAAAAARGHH!"
Chris' jaw dropped. He'd heard it too. He sighed and nodded, pressing his gun back into his shoulder and continuing on.

They came to some stairs and descended. They followed the coridors along.
"Help me! You have to help!"
They ran hard until they came to a door. Screams of agony came from inside.
"We're coming Hawk."
Hack motioned for Chris to get the door while he himself got a MK3 out.
"Help me, sir! Hurry!"
Jack held up his hand. Hawk had just called him 'sir'. SOU was itself a rank, and puling rank on the battlefield would slow you down. That was why Chris called him 'mate' instead of sir.
Chris glanced back at Jack. He'd heard it too. Jack signalled for them to back up. Jack looked around and, for the first time, saw how many doors were on either side of them. There was a name for this situation, and Jack would rather not repeat it.
He chuckled. He'd really done it now. Never get angry. Never rush in to a situation. Never go in without a contingency plan.
They were probably surrounded by anomalies. They were crafty things, class 6s.
They had to resort to hand signals.
:Alpha 2, set trap?:
:5 minutes:

Chris stood up. For the past 4 and a half minutes -- he had worked fast -- hawk's voice had been screaming in agony an pleading with them. It had been distracting, so Chris had had to turn off his mic. Tripwire lay in front of every door 10 metres either side of them, and a pile of C4 lay in the hall.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Diabolus ex Machina

That's bad...

Dimension: Real World
Location: Silgo, Ireland

Darren nodded as he handed Teri a Tea Towel.
"It'll do, We'll have at few thousand miles of ocean between us and him. Think you can bring us there, Chrysalis? Seeing as you did bring Caramel in from..... California was it?" He suggested, hoping this trip to the States would end better then the last one.
"Once this is over, I'm going to the AA Realm and making sure this can never happen again, I have enough problems..."

"Noises? What noises?"
"From next Door, 7128. N but roaring and shouting and Screaming, I mean, what the hell is he doing in there?"
"...Don't you mean "She"?"
"Who's She? He have guests over?"
"So Darren Webster Does Live next door?"
"Unfortunately. Bastard never plugs his ear-phones in at night. Dirty Fecker..."
"....Thanks for your time..." The Machoke said as he left 7129.
"...Right....I'm taking one of her eyes..." Bruiser said to himself as he knocked on the Apartment door.
"OI! DARREN WEBSTER! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND I'LL ALLOW YOU THE KEEP THE USE OF YOUR LEGS!"

Darren nearly browned his pants.
"...Chrysalis...now would good...." He asked as Enderman opened the door again.
"hOw'S iT hA-
"OUT OF MY WAY BLOCKO!" The Machamp shouted before throwing the Enderman though a wall out of the building and entering the apartment.

 

[bluerocker]

How rude!

Teri gasped in response to Bruiser bursting his way into the building, and looked at the Machamp with angry eyes, "That was Ender, you bastard! Didn't I tell you that there's no Darren here?!"

The Machamp glared back at the Writer with a dark smile, "Oh, hey there, 'Karen', or should I say..."

He checked his files for a moment, "Ms. Gravel! You can't fool me a second time, Toots. I know exactly who you are; and let's just say... I don't exactly appreciate some of the stuff you two greenlighted. Oh, I'm going to have fun with you... Oh, Hey there Chrysalis! Don't go thinking I forgot about you either! Oh, this is my lucky day!"

Teri, backed away after hearing that statement, shaking her head in disbelief. That was when the Tonberry, jumped from the counter-top and in between Bruiser and the Writers. His brow furrowed slightly, and the Tonberry brandished his knife menacingly, (or, as best as he could manage), the lantern glowing slightly brighter than before, "Get away from them, you big brute; or I will use force!"

Bruiser looked down at the little, green, creature and laughed; "And what are you going to do, shrimp? Poke me to death?"

"Maybe."

That was when the Tonberry rushed for Bruiser's ankles, knife at the ready.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Fight

Bruiser watched as the little Tonberry climbed down from the counter, trying his best to be intimidating.
".......You know for Actual Gods of a sort....I was really expecting more....like a LOT more......." He dead-panned as he waited for the little runt to do his attack.
While he waited, he stared at Teri, eyeing her up.
"....in more then one w-OWWWWWWWW!" he was about to comment as Ton Ton stabbed him in the ankle, cutting clean past years of muscle and hitting straight for the bone in a single motion.
"OOOWWWW!...WHAT TH-OOOWWWW....That real-.....Ooowwww....Ohhhh...you son of-....[sub]owwwwwwwoowowowowowowwww.[/sub]" The Machamp shouted as he leaned against the wall, limping on his wounded foot.
"Okay, just for that!" He said as he used his natural advantage over Ton Ton: Long Arms.
He picked up the little defender by the hood before looking around for a place to dump him.
"Ah, this'll do nicely..." He said as he limpped over to the oven and lopped him inside, trapping him and setting the dial to the max.
"Baked Fish, My favourite. Sooo...How about them Divine Guardians?..." He teased as he went for Teri.
Darren made a attempt to stop his creation.
"Bruiser! Stop!" He said, pointing at the Machamp.
....
....
....
....
Bruiser merely pimp slapped him, knocking every tooth out of his head and though the table.
"....That's my creator?...You actually hang out with this guy?..." He asked Teri, fairly comfortable in his victory.

 

[bluerocker]

Hope he doesn't know about her laptop

I'm not from Final Fantasy!

Ton Ton reeled a little from the assault (and being thrown into the oven wasn't very nice either), "No! Ms. Teri is still out there! What can I..? That's it! I hope she thinks like I do..."

That was when Ton Ton began to concentrate on his most powerful attack, one which would make the Machamp regret his actions... An inky darkness began to gather in the Toaster Oven, and the lantern swung silently from side to side.

---

"Ton Ton!" Teri, grabbed her laptop and backed away, "So... What are you going to do to us now? Beat us senseless? Kill us? And what'll that do for you? Haven't you heard revenge gets you nothing!"

As she said this she started concentrating on the Microwave oven door, trying to open it as she had conjured the coffee...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Motive Rant

Bruiser was now laughing as he neared the defenceless writer, backing her to a corner.
"HAHAHAHAH! I don't want to kill you! We practically the exact same! Think about it. You and that other git. You enjoy all this. It's all fun to you." He said as he came closer.
"From what Doom told me, You guys have to agree on what happens to your Creations or rather "Pawns". You know what this means? Back in Kanto, I was born and became a right horrible bastard because your man on the ground there wanted me. I then did horrible things to Angelus, You should know, you allowed it happen, Coulda said no, coulda saved her, Coulda shoved a lighting rod up my ass and made me call you Daddy. But you didn't."
He placed his hands on the wall on either side, preventing escape as he looked her dead in the eye.
"Because you wanted her to suffer, you did nothing. Until you made them get rid of Team Rocket afterwards but by then, I already had my fun. And now, my pretty, You going to help me hurt her. So badly she'll never forget it. And you will help me, even if you don't want to. Because deep down, you enjoy seeing those you control suffer for your amusement.

Now then..."

Bruiser then picked up the writer and carried her on his shoulder, like he would a length of pipe.

"We got work to do..." He said as he went to leave.
All the while, Teri's wishful thinking paid off and the Oven Door opened.

 

[bluerocker]

Payback's a *****, you know...

We're saved!

Teri's teeth gritted, and her hands curled up into fists, "You're right. I did do some really mean things to Caim and Angelus. I've had them tortured, separated, brought to Hell and back, and countless other cruelties. But you forget one thing, Bruiser. In the end, I wanted them to succeed. I wanted them to grow and change for the better, even after dealing with the muck of their problems. I wanted them to really live as characters, no.. As people. To avoid calamity would have only coddled them. If anything, Bruiser, you should be jealous of them! They've changed for the better, and what have you done? NOTHING! You may have grown in power, but in terms of really living... You're stagnant! You haven't really 'evolved' at all! Ton Ton! Show him what for!"

The Machamp laughed, "And what is the char-broiled brat gonna do?"

"Return to the realm from whence you came! CHEF'S KNIFE!"

There was a sickening crunch, followed by a "DOINK!", and Bruiser felt himself go limp in the other leg.

Spoiler: a good demonstration of what happens during Chef's Knife

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Or are you?

O_O

*Doink* O_O "GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Bruiser grit his teeth in pain as he felt the Knife dig straight into his Knee, breaking the cap of that leg effortlessly.
From the pain of it, he dropped the writer and held his knee.
"AHHHHH! Why does that damn thing hurt so much!? Oh you're dead!" He said as he grabbed the Tonberry, knocked the knife from his hand and held him in place as he unloaded blow after blow on the creature, clocking up damage in the 7000-8500 Range with each strike.
It could have been the end for Ton Ton, least before Darren hobbled over, unable to feel his face or mouth, took up the knife and plunged it into Bruiser's left eye.
A massive scream of pain erupted from the Machamp as he retracted the blade from his skull, one more fear fuelled then angry.
"AHHH!AHHHHHH!AHHHHHH!MYFACE!OHGOOOODDD!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!AHHHHHHHH!" Bruiser sobbed as he held his face in his hands, going a self check and finding himself minus a eye.
Without prompting, Teri made a dash for Caramel and Chrysalis, Darren picking up Ton Ton as he wobbled over.
With a Flash of light, they were gone, leaving poor Bruiser scarred for life.
But still alive as they waited for Chrysalis to teleport them out.

 

[bluerocker]

Time to panic

Right?

Teri looked around, still very sore from being dropped by Bruiser, but still with her computer. With that, anything was possible... Right? She didn't know. What she DID know was that Ton Ton and Darren were badly injured; and needed attention.

"Okay, just need to type up some bullshit, and we may yet be okay... Thanks for the teleportation, by the way, Chrysalis"

After they walked out from the middle of the street, and into an alleyway, Teri began to type quickly on her computer, hoping that she could pull things out from other worlds as easily as she could characters.

There were a few moments of Silence, and lo! Two vials, one containing a green liquid, and the other with a Red Feather, appeared out of the air, and floated before the young Writer. She handed the Green vial to Darren, making a motion to drink, and began to pull the Red Feather out of the other vial, placing it lightly on Ton Ton's (barely) rising and falling chest. There was a small shower of gold sparkles, and the Tonberry roused; but barely. With a few coughs, he looked around to the group, and asked, *Cough* *cough* "Is everyone... *cough* Okay? Is he gone?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Darren's head was spinning before and during the Teleport, but he was able to force some of the potion down his slapped silly mouth.
Within moments, his face started tingling like madly as his face forced itself back together, Bone and Teeth regrowing in a manner of minutes.
"rwhrasdere agre....we?....Man that potion tastes like crap! Square Enix can sell that stuff to people. Yuck..." He said as he tested his new facial bones and muscles as Ton Ton returned to the world.
"Yeah...Mouth tastes like pain, but yeah....As for Bruiser....I don't know....Where are we?....This close to your Dorm, Teri?" He asked as he looked around.

Ireland
Enderman Watched as Bruiser forced himself with 2 wounded legs and blood flowing from his eye socket out though the door of the apartment and back to the ground floor.
Teri and Darren were going to pay....
But that meant Little for the Enderman as he found himself alone in the apartment and free to mismatch all the blocks he could dream of.
" <3 yAy!"

 

[Sithmorack]

AA World

Shadow let Taytum transform back into human form and handed her the food incase she was hungry. She quickly replied "[color=484890]Thank you master![/color]" before she began to eat. He then turned back to the lady and said "that is too bad, I just wanted to meet him to see if he would remember training me or if he wont remember because we have gone back in time."

 

[bluerocker]

Meanwhile

In my college town

Teri suppressed a shiver, realizing how cold it was... Cold?! She swiveled her head around, realizing that she was home; or at least, in the town her college was located. The wind blew hard, and she gave a small sob of joy.

"I'm... Home! Ha ha ha! I'm home!"

She fell into a fit of laughter, and slowly dropped off into a stupor. The group probably looked at her like she was crazy, and she waved a hand at them dismissively. "Sorry. It's just... It's been so long since I've been here. BRR! It's cold too! Okay, come on! We need to get to my Dorm. Thankfully, it's not too far from where we are..."

---

It was a bit of a trek; what with a large up hill climb, but Teri was able to unlock the doors and get them in without too many troubles. It was Thanksgiving holidays, after all. No one would be home. The group came into a smallish suite style dorm room, with two beds, one on each side. The side with a black comforter, the right, was considerably messier.

Teri turned around and held her arms out; "Welp, it's kind of cramped, but it's home."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Last

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Darren, tired from the trek up and having his face smashed in, fell face first flat on one of the beds, getting a feel for it before rolling over.
"Nice Place, Teri. Just before something else mad happens....I sorry about Bruiser. He was just a one off Character for that Pokemon arc, Now, I's basically a Compete Monster. I'll find some way to fix this....some how...." He said, once again the lives of people he barely knew were endangered by him.
"If this is a College Dorm, There has to be booze. I REALLY need a drink..."

 

[bluerocker]

Welll

Sorry, no booze

Teri turned back to the Changeling Queen and answered, "It's the holidays, at least for a little while. That means this place will be abandoned for a bit of time. We have a few days we can lay low here, that is, till Sunday. During that time, we can rest up, and plan our next course of action. There's plenty of restaurants in town, and a delivery service for quite a few kinds of food. Sure it's not grand, but we'll be safe. And, quite frankly, that security is what I'd like most at the moment. And Darren, if you REALLY want some booze, put that apparating power to work and get some! Technically, we're not even allowed booze here!"

Ton Ton peered around the room, "I remember this place... This was where me and Ms. Teri met. At least, when Red Mage started doing his crazy thing. I can help show you guys around, if that helps... For example, the bathroom and shower are right there."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I choose RPing over Minecraft

HELP ME! D:

While Teri had a point, it was a sore issue for Darren.
"You Crazy? last time I made something it nearly killed us all! I can't take the risk, enough mad stuff happening because of me." He explained, clearly upset with his Demi-godhood and all the trouble it caused him.
"Besides, I still haven't got the hang of it...how'd you make that coffee earlier? Just so I know what not to do and better avoid creating the next Satan." He asked as he looked around the place for anything of interest.

 

[bluerocker]

There's not much to tell

The Room is a dorm room after all.

Teri looked back to Darren, after taking in her surroundings, and pointed at various implements in her half of the room: her gaming consoles, the mini fridge and the microwave.

"Welp, as I said before, we can order food, so we don't have to leave here much... Unless, of course, you'd want to. The scenery is nice, especially at this time of year; what with being in a mountain town and all. Anyways, when I think of wanting to congue something; I think of REALLY wanting that drink, exactly how I like it. Kind of like thinking of a memory; especially how nice that memory is. For example, I think of a Mountain Dew, I think of the container, and then the way I remember it tasting, how wonderful it is, and how much I want it. And.. Bing! It's here."

Right on cue, a bottle of Mountain Dew appeared, and she reached out to grab it.

"See? Simple enough. Now, aside from you, I can make food and drink easily enough. I don't trust myself creating living things. I can get a general grasp of the anatomy, but the rest might be out of my league."

However, her little reverie was ended upon seeing Frappe's little trick against Chrysalis, and paused, "...So, Frappe; care to explain why you're torturing the queen of changelings in my dorm? And where in the hell, did you get that eye trick of yours, I know my Naruto lore. You are not an Uchiha..."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I'd say so, It was designed for it while the 360 was merely ported

And Mods. Lots and Lots of Mods.

Darren watched as Teri created a bottle of Mountain Dew right in front of them.
"......Okay......I always did like Burn Intense Energy..." He said as he looked to the Table and focused.
The Can, The Drink, The Fl-

Then Ryan did his crazy ass Naruto thing and he lost his shit as he thought he summoned a black hole.
"OH FUCK JESUS, I'M SORRY! WHY DID I USHER FORTH OUR ARMAGEDDON!?" He began shouting until he realised it was Ryan that was going it, not him.
Once it was over and Chrysalis was in the Phantom zone or whatever, He merely said "I miss my old life where the Internet was only connected to the real world by Google."

 

[bluerocker]

Dude...

That's nasty.

Teri was taken aback by the confession, and muttered, "I suppose it is true... We do have mild Reality Warper powers now. But... Ryan. Do you realize what you're doing? Sure, you may think it's okay now, but if you keep this up, you may cease to be.. Human! And AA characters, as much as I hate to say this, are just not natural! The fact that we pull characters out from fantastical realities to go into AA, much less how much we can modify them, only goes to show what we're dealing with! Those can't be good for you; not at all! What possessed you to take those!?"

Ton Ton, by this point, had waddled back from wherever he was, and looked on at the scene in confusion.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Eh

I've done worse

Darren was a little suprised that CARAMEL FUCKING FRAPPE actually killed someone.
Then again, it seems like he racked up bodies by the minute and boy did he hate every second of it.
".... Understandable, I mean it's RM's fault for everything messed up in this world, I mean, I was a LOT happier in blissful ignorance..." He said as he went back to trying to make a Can of Burn appear.
"But Teri has a point, you go too far, you ain't coming back. Mcpop is proof."

Ireland
After "Asking" a doctor to tend to his wounds, Bruiser was once again trying to find the trail of the writers.
And he had an idea to do just that.
He pulled out a PDA and phoned home.

AA Realm: A.I.M.
Dr. Cortex was a nervous wreak, after Bruiser forced him to set up a portal, he feared for his life if Rugal found out someone used a portal without his permission.
A beep on a console frightened him, it being amped up when he saw the name.

Subject : Bruiser the Machamp
RE : Writers

Yo Pencilneck, I need you to get to work on finding those writers. I've come in contact but I was unable to get Teri from the others, Fucking Lizard Boy and that waste of space Darren.
Do this or I *WILL* tell the gang about your "Dealings" during Twisted Metal

Cortex sighed at the sight of that message.
[color=B4B400]Enjoy being able to talk to someone for once and regret it for the rest of my life...[/color] He thought as he recalled the Contest with Chrysalis.