The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[bluerocker]

In which

I acted as the exposition fairy once again...

Teri's once harsh and angry expression softened, and she slowly calmed down again, "... You really don't know? You weren't around much at the start of that arc, were you? Then again, I wasn't terribly present either. But as far as I know, McPop's personification, Daniel, went nuts. He went to the AA world, and with his powers he... Did some things. Screwed up time; remade the world in his image, more or less. The Nazis won. Crazy stuff. Right now, most of our characters are working to change that back to normal. The point of the matter is, Mc went off the deep end because he took too much in. WAY too much. So now our characters have to fight him. Personally, I'm fine with the bit of power I've got. I can call in as much caffeinated beverages as I want, and possibly some food if I get hungry enough. If worse comes to worse, I need to use Dimitri to call in taller orders, like that Potion for Darren. Point is, small stuff is fine, but if you want to end up as crazy as Mc, keep on with those AA grafts. They're not healthy for you, body or mind."

Ton Ton nodded in agreement with the Writer, "Mhm. I was there for a bit! Lots of soldiers patrolling the place, people scared to do anything that could be counted 'deviant' by any measure... It was, orderly, but out of fear for an iron fist coming down... I didn't like it."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I meant *You*

Not a character

"Yeah, This power goes to your head, all the more reason why I'd rather not have it. Slender was a accident but look at how bad that was. Now imagine down the line, I go out of my way to create the perfect monster. Daniel is what you shouldn't become...." Darren said as he tried again to make the can.
"grrrrrrrr......come on...." He muttered as parts of a metal can formed.
His face was going red from strain now as he had to focus on making sure he didn't summon anything else but the Burn and also ensure the Burn itself wasn't going to do anything.
"All.....most......"
After he accounted for every horrible outcome of him making the can, it finally fully formed on the table, Darren reeling from the effort.
"Uhhhhh....It's like Telekinetic Constipation...." He sighed as he went for the Burn, hoping it'd be sweeter for all his effort.
But when he went to drink it, there was nothing in it, it was just the can he made.
"........Fuck...."

 

[bluerocker]

Oh dear...

Now you know.

Teri nodded along with Ryan's story, and went to grab a mug from her dresser, handing it to Darren and saying, "Try focusing on just the beverage for now, and then work your way up to cans. I try to art, remember? This sort of thing probably comes easier because of that..."

After giving Darren a small smile, and a pat on the back, she grabbed some clothes from her closet, and, before going to the bathroom for a quick shower, said to Ryan, "... I understand your reasoning, but... I just don't want anything bad happening to anyone else. Furthermore, could you bring her Imperious Horsiness back? I know she's rude and callous, but that doesn't mean we need to use the same kind of treatment on her. Two wrongs don't make a right, eh?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Signing off

For real this time

"Thanks, just the hard part is making sure I don't do something other then the drink..." Darren said as he set the mug down and repeated the process again, visably straining from the effort.
".....No one talk to me, I could be here a while...." He said as he tried to get his favourite drink to spawn.

 

[bluerocker]

Like Diablo

It's bed time

After a few terse moments between the group, Teri popped out of the shower (fully clothed) and with a towel about her shoulders. She gave a small smile to Chrysalis, and said, "Ah, you're back. Good. Now, will everybody please get along? We're all in the same boat here, do there's no need to be fighting among ourselves."

After that, she wandered to the desk, and pointed at a multitude of boxes, "Tea? I've got a ton of varieties, and if we're going to hole up here, I might as well try to make everyone comfortable..."

As she rooted among the boxes of tea (and pulled out her favorite kind for herself), Ton Ton walked to the Writer, and, after some climbing, whispered near the girl, "I'm not trying to cause trouble or anything, Ms. Teri, but didn't you hear anything they said when you were showering? I don't know if the peace you want is going to be kept..."

Teri's smile faded a little, remaining melancholy instead of joyful, "... I did. In fact, it's becoming very clear that our little party may not last long in the wake of Bruiser, especially with most of our Allies fighting against Daniel. But I'm trying to do what I can for now, at least... Do you understand, Ton Ton?"

The Tonberry looked full of thought, and only slightly nodded at the sentiment; as if he grasped the bare minimum of the idea. Teri could only hope that was enough...

 

[Sithmorack]

Real World

After awhile Jacob was able to stand and began to walk towards the aircraft they had arrived on to take a nap. He was nearing the aircraft when he decided to use his Iphone to check any knew postings. After reading that Caramel Frappe had crazy ass Naruto eyes he just sighed to himself and said "[color=72A0C1]why the fuck not? we can always make things more confusing for me!!![/color]"

Afterwards he made his way over to the aircraft found a pillow, and then slept right on the aircraft.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Made a Pub in Minecraft

It was a good day

Though it all, Darren remained focused on the mug as it twitched every now and again.
He lost track of time as he thought of everything from the wetness to every single bubble.
But though massive straining, some red fluid leaked down from above the mug.
"Come on, come on, come on..." He said to himself as the mug slowly filled.
The last drop landed, Darren just made a Mug full of Burn.
"YES! Did you see that!? I managed to not Killed anyone! HAHAHA!" He shouted in joy over making a energy drink that was no longer on sale in Ireland.
"Bottom's up!" He said as he downed the entire mug in one.
"Oh...just as good as I remember!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Idle Banter.

Following a few more Mugs of Burn, each one moving faster then the last, Darren began to get drowsy, despite the fact that there was enough sugar in one drink to make 2 whole Mars Bars.
"mmmmhhh....Whoa.......This....Making stuff takes a lot out of ya...." He mumbled as he downed the latest brew, his hand shaking a little and spilling some.
"Gah, crap. Teri, where you keep your towels? Sorry about this...." He asked, mentally adding another thing to his list of sins over the past few days.

 

[bluerocker]

TALKING TIME, BITCHES!

Teri turned around, looking a little vacant, and idly pointed to the Microwave, and then a smallish dresser, "Paper towels are right there. Use as much as you need. Now, if you actually need a shower, towels are in the drawer over there."

Darren could tell that a lot was weighing on the young woman's mind, and, almost emphatically, Ton Ton seemed to mirror her expression. It was unusual to see the usually bright little creature look dim...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Talk engaged

"Alright, thanks, though I kinda more of a bath person..." Darren said as he got a handful of paper towels and began to mop up the mess he made.
It was around then that he noticed Teri's low mood.
"....Look....I know your worried about "Him"....Especially because of what he does to wo-......Uhh....." He mumbled as he entered a rather un-PG territory
[sub]changethetopic, changethetopic, changethetopic.[/sub]
"....What I mean is...I will figure something out, Slender was a mistake and I didn't know what to do. Bruiser was my creation and I will figure out how to beat him....[sub]Somehow[/sub]" He concluded as he binned the towels.
"And I will spend the rest of my damn life making it up to everyone I hurt. Hell, I even have a old idea to make Rugal a good guy. Fucking Rugal!" He said, hoping that would comfort her.

 

[bluerocker]

IN Which we... PLAN!

The weak smile Teri was trying hold broke, and her frown deepened, *sigh* "I've never been very good at faking how I feel about things... But yeah, I'm scared. Really scared, actually. I used to post about Bruiser too, remember? About how much he damaged Angie, allowing him to knock out Caim. Caim, the most stubborn jackass I've ever roleplayed! My fucking childhood hero! The guy who I imagined chasing away monsters from eating me! Er..."

She blushed a little, and gave a little cough, "Eerhmn, the point is; what scares me so much about Bruiser is that he demolished them... It's... Kind of terrifying to realize a force like that is after us! Hell, Red Mage just felt unreal; what with me and Mark holing up in the Pub.

At this point, her voice dropped to a whisper [sub]"On top of that, with Mark and Chrysalis going at each other's throats, I'm scared about our party cohesion. If she gets too pissed off, our main source of magic; aside from our wildly inconsistent demi-god powers, which we don't even know the limits of, by the way; will be gone! Furthermore, who's to say she wouldn't sell us to Bruiser to save her hide for a little bit? I have confidence in Ton Ton's abilities, and.. No offense little guy, but he was able to beat you black and blue, even with your high HP count..."[/sub]

Ton Ton winced a little, but shook his head, "None taken, Ms. Teri. His hits are pretty rough. Next time I fight him, I must try to be faster. Unfortunately, speed's never been one of my attributes... Perhaps if I could learn Time magic, or get a hold of some Time Materia from the Final Fantasy 7 universe, I might be more effective. But... I don't suppose that exists in this universe, now does it?"

Teri nodded in agreemant, and then laughed a little at the thought of a Heroic Rugal, "Hee hee! Rugal reformed? Now that would definitely be something!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The plan is not to die. If you die, it's because you didn't follow the plan

Chasing away monsters? Darren thought to himself, There was no way she couldn't have been at least 12 when that game came out.
"Man....I only intended him for a one-shot. The Villain of the week. Hell, Giovanni was the big bad, not him!" He admitted, beginning to regret allowing the Machamp to live after Kanto.
"Still....Red Mage was DEFINITELY worse then Bruiser, sure before he came here, He handed his ass to him. And we lived though that. And Slender. We've beaten them, we'll beat him....." He said as he held Teri's hand, praying to god that he was going it right and not seeming like he was coming onto her.
He swiftly broke it off, coughed and added "That and he only won over Caim and Anglus in New York due to wearing that Iron Armour to cover his burn wounds, remember? Without that, he'd be de-......Oh shit....."
"What?...Tell me!
".....Right....soooooo....Viscus made his Armour from the suit that Bruiser wore....So there is no chance in HELL that there would be enough to make a second suit, No matter how much it improved Bruiser's effectiveness in combat....
So there is NO need to worry about that....None at all....." He nervously said as he broke down his character's actions in his head

A.I.M.
"I NEED THAT SUIT OF ARMOUR FROM NEW YORK OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW!" a Disfigured Bruiser shouted over the Comm-link with Cortex.
[color=B4B400]"What?! How? Viscus used up all the Metal for his Body Replacements. I can't make another from nothing."[/color]
"Then take one and strip it down, Come on, you don't need a PdH or whatever to figure that one out."
[color=B4B400]"WHAT?! Are you crazy!? Viscus would kill me. Then bring me back to life. THEN KILL ME AGAIN!"[/color]
Cortex Pleaded with the Machamp.
".....That is a astoundingly well constructed argument against giving me what I need to get that *****. Here is my Counter argument." he calmly answered as he brought up two signed drawings from Cortex's Notebook of Chrysalis.
"Which one would look better on the notice board?"
[color=B4B400]"......I'll have if for you within the hour..."[/color]
"Good Girl. And while your at it, get in the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich. Haven't eaten since I got here...Bruiser out."

 

[bluerocker]

Let's hope I follow the Plan then...

Teri gave a small, faintly bitter, laugh, "You did try to kill him a few times, remember? I just had to keep him around so he could suffer... You're not the only one to blame on that one, Darren. We created this terrible monster together; just in different ways... Hmn, but you mentioning that suit brought something to mind. I mentioned before that we were Demi-Gods, right?"

"Mhmn! You did, Ms. Teri. But why are you saying it again?"

"Right. So my point being is... What are our powers? I don't think we're all the same, as I'm pretty good at calling in food and drink, and you, Darren, can take a greater deal of physical punishment than most human beings. Conversely, I'm a complete pansy when it comes to pain, and you have trouble calling up foodstuffs. So, I can't help but wonder... What else can we do? Can we extend our powers further? Hell, it'd be more helpful for us than just waiting for our characters to defend us! No offense, Ton Ton. Also, do you have any ideas?"

"Non Taken. Hmn, well, not you mention it... Ms. Teri, although your personality may be a bit more confrontational than Darren's, your powers a bit more support based; as well as Mr. Darren's being a bit more offensive based. But, if you both trained hard enough, I guess you could fit whatever role you wanted. That's just my guess though..."

 

[bluecrimson]

As Teri talked to Ton-Ton, she heard a brisk knocking at the door. "Uh, bluerocker, it's bluecrimson. Is it a problem if I come in?" He waited at the door, not wanting to rush her any and rested his left arm on a beaten-up messenger bag.

 

[bluerocker]

As Teri talked to Ton-Ton, she heard a brisk knocking at the door. "Uh, bluerocker, it's bluecrimson. Is it a problem if I come in?" He waited at the door, not wanting to rush her any and rested his left arm on a beaten-up messenger bag.

Teri frowned for a moment, but shrugged and decided to open the door to the next Writer. He looked... Unthreatening, she supposed, but thought that should he decide to try to kill the group, they could easily overpower him, what with having a Tonberry and a Changeling queen (as well as Three demi-Gods in training) would be enough to overpower him. When she let the Writer in, as well as show him where the basic faculties where, she raised the question; "... So, Crimson... What are you doing here? And how did you find out where I lived? Did you just do a teleport or something? Or did you sit on a Deus ex Machina button like I did?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

You'd Better

Darren couldn't help but laugh at Teri's idea for his "power"
"So, let me get this straight....You think my ability to get my ass handed to me is a super-power?....The only reason I'm alive is because every time I nearly die, there is someone around with some form of healing. If not for that, I wouldn't be here!" He shot down her theory.
"My guess is our powers are on par with Daniel's. Only thing is he's gotten the hang of it while we're stuck here trying to make food from thin air. I mean, if we get good at it, then anything is possible...
Then again, that might have been due to the fact he was in AA rather then in our realm..." He added, thinking about the Nazi Vampire Writer.
It was then that the cold air of Teri's old home-town began to hit him.
"Brrrr....Man, It's cold here. Where's the heater at? Just Ireland is infamous for it's annoying weather, but it rarely went to any real extremes like Heatwaves or Massive thigh deep Snowfall..." He said as he began to look for the meter.
Unknown to him, the sudden increase in snow fall outside was his doing.

 

[bluecrimson]

"... So, Crimson... What are you doing here? And how did you find out where I lived? Did you just do a teleport or something? Or did you sit on a Deus ex Machina button like I did?"

He sat down on the ground and yawned, taking off a jacket. "Well, I just bought a plane ticket to get here, and I just did a bit of research and dumb luck. To be honest, you're about the fortieth place I've checked today. As for why I'm here, well, that whole Slender event wiped everyone I used to know off the map. Luckily I still had some cash saved up, but I'm just gonna see if I can regain my footing here."

After a moment, he pulls out a laptop and sees the Changeling Queen out of the corner of his eye. "Crap, I need more sleep. For a moment there, I could've sworn that I saw a small horse over there!" He rubbed his eyes then took a look at the Changeling again.

"You're kidding me... I thought dealing with Tall, Pale, and Strangler was crazy enough."

 

[bluerocker]

But... I have logic! Something most Phoenix Wright characters lack!

Teri walked over to where the heater was, conspicuously under the window, and cut the heat up to a comfortable temperature, and then looked back to Darren, "Look, if you don't believe me, take into account you being able to stab Bruiser after losing all your teeth! Most people go into shock after that amount of pain; not to mention the blood loss... You've got tougher skin than you think!"

You Believe me, Right?

Why doesn't anyone believe me? Am I the Cassandra of this group?

After that, she heard the Changeling Queen shoot her words of poison to bluecrimson, who was clearly unfamiliar with the MLPFiM verse; and with a sigh of exasperation, Teri muttered to herself, "[sub]I suppose some habits are harder to break than others...[/sub] and then said at a more audible volume, "Come on Chrysalis, couldn't you at least try to be a little more pleasant? I know we're all in a rough situation, but that attitude won't help any, okay? Like I said, we're only gonna be here for a few days anyway..."

Looking back to bluecrimson, she gave a weak smile, "Sorry about that... We've all been on edge since Bruiser attacked us. You know, that Pokemon with the purple skin? He has a vendetta against most of us; and with good reason. As a result, we've been on the run. Tea?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"You're kidding me... I thought dealing with Tall, Pale, and Strangler was crazy enough."

"Oh Jeez...." Darren mumbled to himself, wondering how he was going to break it to Devon that another one of his creation's wanted them all dead.
Once Teri broke the Ice, He took a breath and slapping a smile onto his face, he turned to face him and said "-Eeeeeyyyyyyy, Devon! How's it going? Good I'm hoping after I-[sub]Setahorriblemonsteronyouthatdraggedyououtofamovingjeepbeforedoinghorriblethingstoyou[/sub]....Well this trip just became rather awkward...I need a drink-you want a drink?"

 

[bluecrimson]

Small horse wasn't something Chrysalis would tolerate. She felt she was a higher class, royalty that should be addressed as such. With her eyes narrowed but a slanted expression, she spoke. [color=087830]"You should heed to your Queen before stating such idiotic assumptions."[/color]

He sighed. "Look, can you search my bag for all the fucks I'm not going to give? If not, quit the preaching. I'm not really in the mood for it. As for your friend, name's Devon."

Spoiler: Me currently

Looking back to bluecrimson, she gave a weak smile, "Sorry about that... We've all been on edge since Bruiser attacked us. You know, that Pokemon with the purple skin? He has a vendetta against most of us; and with good reason. As a result, we've been on the run. Tea?"

After bluntly talking to the overgrown glue on hooves, he waves his hand casually. "Hey, you aren't the one that needs to relax. As for this Bruiser, I heard about him but I can't really say I know him all too well. I'll take you up on that tea, though. I definitely need a way to warm up."

"Oh Jeez...." Darren mumbled to himself, wondering how he was going to break it to Devon that another one of his creation's wanted them all dead.
Once Teri broke the Ice, He took a breath and slapping a smile onto his face, he turned to face him and said "-Eeeeeyyyyyyy, Devon! How's it going? Good I'm hoping after I-[sub]Setahorriblemonsteronyouthatdraggedyououtofamovingjeepbeforedoinghorriblethingstoyou[/sub]....Well this trip just became rather awkward...I need a drink-you want a drink?"

He raised an eyebrow as he booted up the laptop. "What I could use is some dark beer, but I'm still too friggin young for it. I know I'm a little bit grouchy - just give me some time to relax and thaw here. Crap, I'm not built for this weather. Heck, I should be back in Vegas right now!" As he checked things online, his old haunts showed no evidence of him being there.