The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Daye.04]

Spoiler: No problem.

The thing was just that all of your choices were dead. Otherwise I could have gone along with it. Allright, 07 and 08 are not dead, just stuck on the other side of the portal.

because that portal is shut off forever. We don't want any infuriating turbine fans giving the mods a reason to close this thread. So you, Hero something. If you would have joined us a bit earlier, you would have seen the result of a certain mister Orgazmo trying to poke that bear.

"[color=3F0548]Why sure[/color]" Daye.0A responded "[color=3F0548]But don't expect any help from me personally. You'll have to cooperate with my clones[/color]"
"Sounds fair" Master Kitty replied, forming a plan on how to get this all in action
"[color=3F0548]Oh. And if you get caught[/color]" Daye.0A continued "[color=3F0548]We will refuse any knowledge of you or anything that can be connected with you. You have been warned. Welcome on the team. Hope you'll last longer than the last one.[/color]"

 

[Shapsters]

"Well don't worry, I'm not your average Master Chief helmet wearing cat! But I have just one question, what exactly is your beef with the heroes? And what do you want me to do? Sorry, two questions."

 

[Daye.04]

"[color=3F0548]Dude[/color]" Daye.0A begun. "[color=3F0548]When I told you you were on the team, I didn't mean that much. Our reasons are not for you to question.[/color]" Daye.0A said proudly. "You mean you have no idea either?" Master Kitty asked. Slightly blushing Daye.0A responded with "[color=3F0548]Well. Yeah. I'm only following orders from my master[/color]". Daye.0A bent down towards Master Kitty and wispered in his ear "[color=3F0548]Master Dayevid. But that is as much as I let you in on.[/color]".

Master Kitty stood up, brushing off his shoulders while looking at Daye.0A. "[color=3F0548]As for what we want you to do. I was under the impression that you would like to borrow a few of our 1337-skilledsorz warriors. And that is all I'm going to let you. I will not let you in on our master plan[/color]" Daye.0A told Master Kitty "You mean you don't know wha..." he was interrupted by a bat to the stomach "[color=3F0548]Shut up![/color]" he looked up to see Daye.13, 14, 15, 16 and 17 at his disposal. And then it all went black.

"[color=3F0548]Sorry about that. We just can't have anyone see where our headquarters are. Don't worry. It's just a minor bruise[/color]" Master Kitty sat up to see five Dayes eagerly awaiting his orders.

Spoiler: And now I've

actually made a backstory about these guys =D How fun =P

 

[Shapsters]

"Well then, what do you guys suggest we do?" Master Kitty asked the Dayes with blank looks on their faces.
"You do talk don't you?"
[color=3F0548]"Of course we talk dumb ass!"[/color]replied Daye.16
[color=3F0548]"Now Day.16, no need to be snotty! I suggest we sneak up on those pesky heroes, you snipe them from a hill, and we go in meleeing their asses![/color]suggested Day.13
"Sounds good to me, let me contact Catana and I'll find out where they are."

So Master Kitty and the Dayes headed off to try and thwart the heroes, for no apparent reason, but nonetheless, they were determined.

 

[ThreeWords]

Before anyone could answer ThreWords' question, his brether FourWords shouted out

"Guys!" he called, "Kitty's back, and he's got some Dayes with him!"

 

[000Ronald]

The Logician whistled. The dayes were hit with a force so powerful that they were completely disintergrated.

The Logician turned around. "Thanks, Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris tipped his hat, and walked away.

The Logician walked up to Master Kitty. "Now, you're going to tell us everything you know, aren't you?"

"How do you keep doing that?" Rangorak asked.

It's better not to ask. Jerry replied

 

[RagnorakTres]

<color=turquoise>Okay, I say we just kill him, he's given us too much trouble already and he's switched sides more often than a confused transvestite in San Fransisco.

"What the hell? When did you get so violent, Helena?"

"I think Jerry is rubbing off on her, dude. I wouldn't worry about it too much though. He's really a good guy, just sarcastic as hell."

"Alright, I won't worry, but we're not killing him, at least not yet. I want to know what's going on. I think that it's time I called in a favor from Tokyo." Ragnorak pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number and began speaking in fluent Japanese.











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[Shapsters]

"Hah! You honestly think you can interrogate me into giving you information?" replied Master Kitty while secretly calling in a Pelican.

"Oh, don't worry, we will get the information we need and then we will-"

A pelican came flying in from behind the heroes, it shot a torpedo and the heroes were thrown off their feet, Master Kitty stuck Logican with a grenade, jumped in the Pelican and was gone in a flash.

 

[ThreeWords]

"Well that was easy" said Master Kitty smugly

Little did he know, as the Pelican had swooped over, FourWords had grabbed on, and was even now activating his tracker to draw the heroes in.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Doubly unluckily, Junpei, being a master interrogator, was also a master tracker and retriever, because of the unwillingness of most interrogation subjects. He quickly found himself back among the heroes and this time, he was completely devoid of all devices, including his helmet, though the heroes had put a paper bag over his head in a nod to his honor. (The Logician had logic'd it onto his head after Junpei took his helmet off without looking. Ninja understand the need to maintain anonymity. Rag is just kind of different.)

 

[The_Chief]

"well that was extremely unlucky, but i say that we just shoot the pelican. or better yet, anyone got a mirror? or mybe a magnifying glass?" lazor cat said.

 

[ThreeWords]

"Um, perhaps not." Said ThreeWords, "I think FourWords is on-board, and I'd rather not blow him to smitherines. On the other hand, FourWords is on-board, and he in turn has a tracker (so he doesn't get lost). This means we now know where Kitty's base is, right? So lets go!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In the depths of Nexus, Maddawg watched as the lightmass bomb was created. After a few days Maddawg had 5 Lightmass bombs ready to go. A locust guard had come in to tell Maddawg of a message for him.

"Ah okay put president Obama on the video monitor." At his request A monitor was brought in a president Obama had appeard. "Hello Locust general. You proably know who I am and I come with a warning. We have intel of you producing weapons of mass destruction. We hope you will no.." With that Maddawg flashed his McCain/Palin button and then pushed a big red button on his desk. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?" A huge light was seen behind Obama before he lost reception.

"One annoying person down 10 to go. Continue production on the bombs I want 20 by the end of the month."

 

[Shapsters]

"Well, what do I do now? I don't know where the base is and-"

"Sir," interrupted Catana "There appears to be an unidentified object on the Pelican, it seems to be some sort of large alien life form."

"Threewords!" snarled Master Kitty "Looks like were going to have to drop some luggage."

With that, Master Kitty quickly flew down, he skimmed the grond and heard Fourwords all off.

"Well there goes that problem."

Master Kitty began to pull up but one of Fourwords arms got got in the jet and the Pelican quickly smashed into the ground. Master Kitty jumped out just in time and the Pelican soared off a cliff.

"That was close!" sighed Master Kitty.

"YOU RIPPED OFF MY ARM YOU SON OF A *****!!!"roared Fourwords and came running toward Master Kitty.

 

[Daye.04]

As Master Kitty got ready to fight FourWords off, he suddenly saw Daye.20 lunge off a flying attack on FourWords from behind. With the bat planted deep in the head of FourWords, Daye.20 stood tall with a grin.

Along came four other Dayes. And they all gathered around Master Kitty. "[color=3F0548]Thought you might have been in trouble. You see. As clones of clones of clones, we don't last very long. Have you seen multiplicity? It's quite explanatory to the whole cloning thing.[/color]" Master Kitty replied with a simple "uhu". The other Dayes rolled FourWords off a cliff. "[color=3F0548]Allright. Let's get back into the action. You're not out of this fight yet![/color]"

 

[Shapsters]

"I think I am starting to like you guys!"

[color=3F0548]Ya, we seem to have that effect on people, now lets go before those so call "heroes" get to far![/color]

So Master Kitty and the Dayes walked into the sunset, bats and guns at the ready.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Right, I think it's time we got serious with this whole Maddawg defeating thing." Ram said, heading to wards the Nexus.
"Why so serious?" asked Lazor Kitty, a wide grin spreading across his feline face.
"But honestly, why do we need to go now? Can't we relax a little? It's not like he's done anything serious so far." Spike argued, laying on the grass whilst chewing on a hay-straw.
Suddenly, a small boy carrying newspapers walked across the field, waving a newspaper over his head.
"EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! WHITE HOUSE BOMBED BY MADDAWG! MILLIONS DEAD, NO SURVIVORS!"
The group looked at Spike.
"You know how papers exaggerate." he simply stated, snuggling deeper into the grass.
"SIDE NOTE! MADDAWG HAS ALSO DESTROYED ALL BREAD, LETTUCE, TOMATO, HAM, AND MAYO COMPANIES! SAYS SANDWICHES ARE FOR WIMPS!"
"WHAT?!" screamed Spike, jumping out in fury. "How dare that devil defile the sanctity of the Sammich? FOR THE SAMMICH!" he yelled, charging to the Nexus.
Ram looked at the screaming figure with a mix of pride and hesitation.
"So...that decides it I guess. FOR PONY!" Ram hollered, and followed Spike to their goal.
"But, what about the Dayes?" Ragnorak asked the remaining members.
"What about them?" asked the Logician, and also began to widly run to the Nexus while screaming a battle cry.

 

[Shapsters]

[color=3F0548]"Look! The heroes are running toward Nexus! Lets get them fellas!"[/color] yelled Daye.22[color=3F0548] "Master Kitty, snipe those bastards!" [/color]

Master Kitty took the first shot, hitting Ram right in the leg. The Dayes started beating them with bats and Master Kitty prepared to take another shot.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Suddenly, Junpei appeared behind Master Kitty.

I don't know how he was able to speak in both l337 and Japanese at the same time, but he managed it. Don't question me.

Master Kitty was never able to fire a sniper rifle again.

As the Dayes attacked, Ragnorak was initially a little worried. Then he heard the Logician chant "Ave ave gladiatorum." and the Dayes all flew 1000 miles away, picked up by a freak gust of wind. Then the heroes continued the charge towards the Nexus. Spike was the first to reach the Nexus and he kicked in the doors. Ram jumped over his head and killed all the mooks guarding the elevators. The Logician pulled the elevator up the shaft and the rest of the party got in.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Ragonak

Ever heard of a battle? Instead of just popping in and everything is magically finished?

"Hah! That fool thinks I actually cracked!" chuckled Master Kitty "Gave him wrong information I did!"

Master Kitty pulled out his sniper rifle and popped Junpei in the head. Then called in more Dayes, who beat Logican over the head before he could "snap" them away as he always did and the battle began.