"My name is Samii, and honestly I'm not even sure of where we are. Who are you and what happened last night?" The cow said sitting up on the bed.
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"Hell if I know. One minute I'm in the bar, drinking a beer, playing darts with a Talking Bush on a school child, next thing I know I wake up with a cow." Ram looked over the wide haunches of the holstein. "A very...sultry cow, I might say." Ram said, arching his eyebrows.
Feeling slightly disturbed the cow covers with a blanket "What the hell is a Talking Bush? And who are you?"
"Who am I? WHO AM I?"
Ram jumped on a nearby rock, striking a heroic pose.
"I am the Great Warrior of the Thundar Tribe! I am the Protector of all things Good and Nice! I Am the Hero of Destiny! I..AM....RAM!!!"
Several children came through the door and gathered around Ram. They cheered weakly, some cringing at the noise.
Ram jumped on a nearby rock, striking a heroic pose.
"I am the Great Warrior of the Thundar Tribe! I am the Protector of all things Good and Nice! I Am the Hero of Destiny! I..AM....RAM!!!"
Several children came through the door and gathered around Ram. They cheered weakly, some cringing at the noise.
"Does that always happen?" Samii asked while putting on her bell. "And where did they come from?" She asked pointing at the children.
"Oh, they were the ones in the bar with me. Hey little guys, do you know where we are?"
One of the little kids started babbling, then puked. "Oh dear, he must be speaking Isrealy. Or he's still drunk. Well, let's try exploring a bit, see if we can find any info on where we are."
One of the little kids started babbling, then puked. "Oh dear, he must be speaking Isrealy. Or he's still drunk. Well, let's try exploring a bit, see if we can find any info on where we are."
"They were at the bar? What were you doing with little children, in a bar?!?" Samii enquired looking at the poor little children. "And I suppose I could come with you, I have nothing better to do." Samii said following Ram.
"Alright, let's try going down this hall..." Ram started, but stopped when he saw two little girls blocking their way.
Would you like to play with us, Mister? They said.
"Um, no thank you. We need to get going." Ram said, starting to back away.
YOU WILL PLAY WITH US! the twins screamed.
"Scuse me? No one tells me what to do, BI-ATCH!" Ram then charged the two twins.
Would you like to play with us, Mister? They said.
"Um, no thank you. We need to get going." Ram said, starting to back away.
YOU WILL PLAY WITH US! the twins screamed.
"Scuse me? No one tells me what to do, BI-ATCH!" Ram then charged the two twins.
"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" Samii scream watching Ram charge after the two cute little girls.
The twins merged into one person a Sho Minamoto
"Heh, So Zetta SLOW!!! Ive been waiting for the goat to break the curse the damn composer put me under a few years back..." said Sho
"Umm okay then so who are you exacty? And btw im a ram not a goat!!" shouted the ram
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, the names Sho Minamoto and im aiming to kill the composer of shibuya, problem is i dot know where i am, or who he factor you people are!"
"Heh, So Zetta SLOW!!! Ive been waiting for the goat to break the curse the damn composer put me under a few years back..." said Sho
"Umm okay then so who are you exacty? And btw im a ram not a goat!!" shouted the ram
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, the names Sho Minamoto and im aiming to kill the composer of shibuya, problem is i dot know where i am, or who he factor you people are!"
"Name's Ram, the Mighty Warrior of the Thundar Tribe, and this is the lovely Samii the cow." he said, indicating the cow.
"Say, perhaps we can help you with your quest of death!"
"Say, perhaps we can help you with your quest of death!"
The Slightly Lager Bush rolled out of bed, he had a nasty hangover.
"Ugh... get me some coffee dammit!!"
One of the Isreali boys ran to the kitchen. He babbled something, handed The Slightly Lager Bush a cup of joe and ran off.
"Thanks kid." The Slightly Lager Bush said as he walked out onto the porch, "Ram, what the hell happened last night? Why were you making so much noise in your bed and who is the cow?"
"Ugh... get me some coffee dammit!!"
One of the Isreali boys ran to the kitchen. He babbled something, handed The Slightly Lager Bush a cup of joe and ran off.
"Thanks kid." The Slightly Lager Bush said as he walked out onto the porch, "Ram, what the hell happened last night? Why were you making so much noise in your bed and who is the cow?"
"What the factor?!? Are you underestimating me by not wondering who i am? Well ill tell you what, Some trees drop an apple, Ill drop the freakin moon!!!" Yelled the agrivated Sho. "By the way, why is a bush talking?!?" But before the bush could answer they all heard the sound of menacing heavy footsteps approaching.
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, but what are we gonna do, in this form i cant summon a noise big enough to fight a fricken house!" Yelled sho.
"We Must feed it!" Exclaimed the ram.
"But what do houses eat?" asked asked the cow.
The group began to panic with their lack of ideas to defeat the house
"We Must feed it!" Exclaimed the ram.
"But what do houses eat?" asked asked the cow.
The group began to panic with their lack of ideas to defeat the house
"Do not fear creepy little girls, for eating a few of these berries..." The Slightly Lager Bush shook and the berries popped up, "Will make me grow into a mighty Evergreen!!"
The Slightly Lager Bush ate the berries and put his branches up, nothing happended,
"Erm... A MIGHTY EVERGREEN!!!" The Slightly Lager Bush looked at his body, "God dammit!! Why didn't it work?... RUN!!!!"
The Slightly Lager Bush began running away from the house.
The Slightly Lager Bush ate the berries and put his branches up, nothing happended,
"Erm... A MIGHTY EVERGREEN!!!" The Slightly Lager Bush looked at his body, "God dammit!! Why didn't it work?... RUN!!!!"
The Slightly Lager Bush began running away from the house.
"What the factor, what kind of power was that, a dear could beat you in a fight! And what do you mean creepy little girls?!" The house begins to growl "Wait up stupid bush!!!" After escaping "okay so now what we just ditched the cow and the ram, should we go save them or just not and say we did?"
"Psh, from what I've seen, Ram can run plenty fast, as for the cow... well... I don't know her, not my problem!"
The house saw The Slightly Lager Bush running and went after him, forgetting about Ram and Samii he chased after him.
"Dammit all!!! He's after us! What the hell do we do?!"
The house saw The Slightly Lager Bush running and went after him, forgetting about Ram and Samii he chased after him.
"Dammit all!!! He's after us! What the hell do we do?!"