The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Damn, back here again, in the land of Ninja'd." sighed Ram.

"Oh, and hey Splazor Cat! I didn't see you there, or the times when we time-traveled, exploded, was attacked by Care Bears, or eaten by a house." h

 

[ajb924]

"I finally found you composer now prepare to- OH WHAT THE FACTOR!?!? I was sooo close.... Sooooo close" Sho whined.... "Damn stupid bush i blame you..." Sho muttered. And with that the group ran out of the house as fast as they could and into their next adventure.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Next thing they know, they encounter the two sisters again

"There you are, says the dark-haired one. Listen, the reason your house exploded is because I needed to speak to Huey!"

-Yeah, we need you help with something-Her blonde sister, Hatsumi signs.

"We just realized that we want to have hot lesbian relations with each other, but some prick Shinto god wants to make us blood relatives so it'll be more nasty than hot." The dark haired one says

 

[ajb924]

All "WE'LL HELP YOU OUT!!!!" "SOHCAHTOA! Where can we find this shinto god? And what do lesbian sisters have to do with the space time continuam!?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"....O...k...." Ram mumbled. He did not expect such a sudden turn to this hot-and-bothered events.
"Hell yeah we can help you!" the Slightly Larger Talking Bush exclaimed.
"Keep your wood down, you." Ram scolded the Talking Bush.

 

[ajb924]

Ok fine just ignore my complicating question.... So where do we find this Shinto god in the first place?!"

 

[world_of_dragons]

The dark-haired girl looked to Sho

"Well... My sister here is actually one of the librarians of a great library of worlds, so killing her can cause you to end up in different worlds." She explained.

-Yeah, but my real blood sister-Lilith-slept with a Shinto god in exchanged for making Hazuki-chan and I blood related in this world so she can have her all to herself-Hatsumi signs. -I heard Huey-chan is the rumored Afro Samurai reincarnated, so hopefully he can help us-

Spoiler: the sisters Hazuki & Hatsumi

 

[ajb924]

"You know what i don't even want to know what the factor is going on but lesbian action sounds good so where can we find Shinto?" Asked Sho. "Wait a second, how the hell do we kill a god?" asked Ram

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The dark-haired girl looked to Sho

"Well... My sister here is actually one of the librarians of a great library of worlds, so killing her can cause you to end up in different worlds." She explained.

-Yeah, but my real blood sister-Lilith-slept with a Shinto god in exchanged for making Hazuki-chan and I blood related in this world so she can have her all to herself-Hatsumi signs. -I heard Huey-chan is the rumored Afro Samurai reincarnated, so hopefully he can help us-

(You know what i'm not even gonna bother with this one. You guys can solve your own problems)

 

[ajb924]

The dark-haired girl looked to Sho

"Well... My sister here is actually one of the librarians of a great library of worlds, so killing her can cause you to end up in different worlds." She explained.

-Yeah, but my real blood sister-Lilith-slept with a Shinto god in exchanged for making Hazuki-chan and I blood related in this world so she can have her all to herself-Hatsumi signs. -I heard Huey-chan is the rumored Afro Samurai reincarnated, so hopefully he can help us-

(You know what i'm not even gonna bother with this one. You guys can solve your own problems)

"Maddawg wait!!!" Sho cried but whoever maddawgs current charecter was had disapeard "Ok so back to square one Where do we find Shinto and how do we kill him?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

( (+)=Out of Character )

 

[Ramthundar]

"That be a good question to you, oh little afro-samurai." Ram asked.
He kept close to Samii the Cow. He found suspicion in all the humans interest's in these odd sisters. "What in the world could they find so attractive in a Lesbian? And what country is that, anyways?"

Spoiler: occ

1) GoofieGirl is still in this, but her computer won't load the Escapist for some reaons. and
2) Ram is ignorant of sexual attraction between humans! yay!

 

[world_of_dragons]

-You must head to the land of an anime that's supposed to be a magical girl show, but somehow ended being about some boy doped up on crack fighting in a gundam-Hatsumi signs. -There you must knock down the eight shrines of the orochi.... By urinating on them. Once you've done that the orochi gods will be so appalled they'll give you the secret to killing a god, which you can use against the one that wants to screw things up for us-

"......"

"....."

"...."

"Okay..."

Spoiler: OOC

Too late here, need to break out. You guys have fun, I'll pick up tomorrow

 

[ajb924]

"Alright then to the world of anime, this shouldn't be too bad considering im a japanese game charecter" the group stares in surprise "You know from the world ends with you?" More blank expressions "Oh you guys suck..." Sho began to pout. "So ignoring this idiot how do we get to the world of anime? And is going to that nightmarish place worth lesbian sex?" Asked talking bush

 

[RagnorakTres]

((Aaaaannnnndddd...now confused American is confused. What the hell just happened? I was with you up to the Care Bear village, but I kind of lost interest in deciphering the random ass plot twists and the strange Japanese pop culture references that I vaguely felt I should be getting what with my mad anime obsession shortly thereafter. CAn someone give me some sort of summary and Ram, is there someplace I could, I don't know, jump in from?))

 

[ajb924]

((Aaaaannnnndddd...now confused American is confused. What the hell just happened? I was with you up to the Care Bear village, but I kind of lost interest in deciphering the random ass plot twists and the strange Japanese pop culture references that I vaguely felt I should be getting what with my mad anime obsession shortly thereafter. CAn someone give me some sort of summary and Ram, is there someplace I could, I don't know, jump in from?))

(To my understanding heres whats going on. We have to go to the land of anime to find out how to kill the god by pissing on the sacred statues. And feel free to jump in anytime (probably) also you can think of any bullshit plot twis you want. Now if you want your entry to make sense then just throw a plot twist in the post your charector joins)
[sub]Yay, another anime obsessor, i've felt so alone...[/sub]

 

[world_of_dragons]

And so our heroes begin their quest and traveled for days until finally reaching the town... Which is now in flames!

"Oh for the love of..." Before Sho is allowed to finish his statement,a piece of burning building is sent flying in the direction of the heroes that they narrowly avoid! In the town square, one can see a giant monster-shaped robot reeking havoc upon the town. A pair of priestesses who oddly look similar to the twin 'sister' the group just spoke to appear on a noticeably high clifftop.

The hot priestesses begin to chant a spell but are knocked aside by some guy doped up on crack.

"I must defeat the giant tentacle robot for great honor...! And crack!" He yells for all to hear, then spurts out some phrase that doesn't even make sense in his doped up head and engages the tentacle monster-shaped robot in a giant robot battle with cheesy production value and generic stock footage of either side using retarded looking special moves

 

[ajb924]

Suddenly Chuck Norris fell from the sky and fired lazers from his palms and destroyed everything and everyone in the town exept the heroes. "For the love of math..." Sho sighed. "This plotline makes less sense that that of Furi Kuri" The group stares blankly. "You know the six episode anime with the robots that came out of the kids head?" more blank stares "And they fought with guitars" still no response. "Burn in hell..." Sho muttered depressed at how little his friends interest in anime was. But before the group could do anything else Chuck Norris turned to them and his eyes glowed red. For this was the Chuck Norris Terminator! The most deadly terminator ever made, all of the powers of chuck norris and deadly lazers and other unknown weapons!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly Chuck Norris fell from the sky and fired lazers from his palms and destroyed everything and everyone in the town exept the heroes. "For the love of math..." Sho sighed. "This plotline makes less sense that that of Furi Kuri" The group stares blankly. "You know the six episode anime with the robots that came out of the kids head?" more blank stares "And they fought with guitars" still no response. "Burn in hell..." Sho muttered depressed at how little his friends interest in anime was. But before the group could do anything else Chuck Norris turned to them and his eyes glowed red. For this was the Chuck Norris Terminator! The most deadly terminator ever made, all of the powers of chuck norris and deadly lazers and other unknown weapons!

Spoiler: .....

Must...resit....posting.... *Plays with a jack in the box*. Not... Resiting....Well.Well I can proably guess the ending to this Anime plot (come on. Lesbian Anime chicks. This isn't anime this is porn in cartoon form.)

Terminator Chuck approached the heroes in his super cool badass cowboy walk. He approachs Huey who is frozen fear of getting roundhouse kicked. He picks up Heuy with one hand,looks him straight in the eyes and says."Are you John Conner?" "N-nn-no." Replies Huey. "Oh my mistake sorry about that."Says the terminator who drops Huey and contunies his rampage in search for John Conner.