(Samurai)Huey watched as the cat made its escape.
"Well that was anti-climatic...." He muttered
"Well that was anti-climatic...." He muttered
The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Damn it, Master Kitty!" Ram cursed, shaking his hoof at the now-distant dot that was the traitor.
Ram looked up at the 5 massive heads of the Hydra-Dragon, several glaring at him.
"Um...retreat?"
Ram looked up at the 5 massive heads of the Hydra-Dragon, several glaring at him.
"Um...retreat?"
Okay, so you said you were going to keep the HD as a pet. Did that already happen or are going to post how it happened and give us something else to do?
"RETREAT!" came the unified agreement as everyone mad-dashed out of the place. But before everyone left, Ram spun around, and a spot-lighted blinked to life, showering him in light.
"To our grandious villain, Maddawg, I say this to you...Happy Birthday!"
He began to sing, several forest animals appearing to join in the festivities. The adventure group came back, joining in the song also.
"...happy birthday, to...YOUUU!!" the finished.
They then made their way out again, and the forest animals were eaten by the Dragon-Hydra.
"To our grandious villain, Maddawg, I say this to you...Happy Birthday!"
He began to sing, several forest animals appearing to join in the festivities. The adventure group came back, joining in the song also.
"...happy birthday, to...YOUUU!!" the finished.
They then made their way out again, and the forest animals were eaten by the Dragon-Hydra.
Damn, should of place-holded. Um...this happened either before or after Dayes', depending on his post.
Daye.04 said:
Please come back, Daye! Don't let my mistake take away the joy and happyness that your posting brings. Please!!
maddawg IAJI said:. Thank you Ram but if you look on my profile my birthday was Monday.
meh, it still counts. So many wishes for your birthday and all birthdays to come!
"So zetta slow, running isn't my style!" Sho said
"Oh, what a shame, well is getting killed your style!?" Ram cried
"FOIL First Outer Inner Last, good point... Keep running!" Sho yelled. But soon after he said that a meteor fell from the sky and crushed the Hydra. The group stopped to take a rest.
"Well thats good, it may be able to regenerate but it can't telaport from under a rock twice it's size" Huey said smiling. As soon as huey said that the hydra regenerated itself from the tooth in huey's pocket and was standing in front of the group.
"Why the hell did you pick that up!?" Splazor yelled
"Oh, what a shame, well is getting killed your style!?" Ram cried
"FOIL First Outer Inner Last, good point... Keep running!" Sho yelled. But soon after he said that a meteor fell from the sky and crushed the Hydra. The group stopped to take a rest.
"Well thats good, it may be able to regenerate but it can't telaport from under a rock twice it's size" Huey said smiling. As soon as huey said that the hydra regenerated itself from the tooth in huey's pocket and was standing in front of the group.
"Why the hell did you pick that up!?" Splazor yelled
"Because...!"(Samurai)Huey began as he grabbed the large tooth. "There's a legend about a guy who made a sword out of a dragon's tooth so even if I can't make the exact same thing, I'll still have a pretty good weapon" When finished with the explanation, (Samurai)Huey finally managed to wrestle it to the ground and back into his pocket.
".... You ripped that off Ninja Gaiden" Some random passerby spouted... Before having his lips sliced off
".... You ripped that off Ninja Gaiden" Some random passerby spouted... Before having his lips sliced off
reserveRam watched in bemusment as Huey tried to wrestle the Hydra's tooth into his pocket.
"My Thor, man, I know you're desperate for a new sword, but you can't use a tooth from a living dragon!"
"Oh yeah? Watch...hergh!...This!" Huey shouted, and pulled the tooth from the Dragon-Hydra's mouth.
"Ha! You see that?" Huey cried, holding up his prize. Suddenly, the tooth began to shake, jumping out of Huey's hand. From the tooth grew another Dragon-Hydra, an exact copy of the other one.
"...Oh, yeah, I see what you did there. You screwed us double time!" Ram screamed.
"Wait, Ram. Look what their doing!"
The group watched as the two Hydra-Dragons eyed each other, going through the stereotypical routine that someone goes through when meeting a clone of themselves. THen they both made their way back to the Nexus.
"Wait, where are they going?" Ram asked with a confused expression.
"So Zetta slow, Ram. Don't you know? The first thing any creature wants to do when meeting themselves is to...well...see how well they do in bed."
"My Thor, man, I know you're desperate for a new sword, but you can't use a tooth from a living dragon!"
"Oh yeah? Watch...hergh!...This!" Huey shouted, and pulled the tooth from the Dragon-Hydra's mouth.
"Ha! You see that?" Huey cried, holding up his prize. Suddenly, the tooth began to shake, jumping out of Huey's hand. From the tooth grew another Dragon-Hydra, an exact copy of the other one.
"...Oh, yeah, I see what you did there. You screwed us double time!" Ram screamed.
"Wait, Ram. Look what their doing!"
The group watched as the two Hydra-Dragons eyed each other, going through the stereotypical routine that someone goes through when meeting a clone of themselves. THen they both made their way back to the Nexus.
"Wait, where are they going?" Ram asked with a confused expression.
"So Zetta slow, Ram. Don't you know? The first thing any creature wants to do when meeting themselves is to...well...see how well they do in bed."
If this is a bit to weird, I apologize. I just thought that was the common joke when asked "What would you do with your clone?"
Silence....
"Aw well"(Samurai)Huey shrugged
And then the whole group was blown away from a sudden small explosion!
"What the fraction?!" Sho screamed.
"What's good n(bleep)as?!"
"Shit its him!" (Samurai)Huey cursed.
"Whose that?!" Yelled Sami
"It's the Blind N(bleep)a Samurai! I thought I killed'em on the way back but it seems he survived."
The each member of the group make attempts at striking down the blind swordsman, only for each of them to have their attacks defeated before they can even perform them.
"Oh yeah! You was poppin' all that good shit a second ago, *****! Then you got kicked in yo chest!" The Blind N(bleep)a Samurai taunts while sending Sho away with a hard kick to the chest.
Ram tried.. Well, ramming the old man, only to be side-stepped and have his horns chopped off
"Hey I need those!!" Ram shouted before being smacked with his own horn.
"This isn't right, he's gotten stronger... How could he... Aw shit!"
"Oh yeah, you thought I was finished, didn't you n(bleep)a?! I got in good with those n(bleep)a Bishamon and he made me a fuckin' god: The God of Gangsta Shit!!" The Blind N(bleep)a Samurai shouted as he gathered a fist full of godly gangsta essence and hurled it at the group
"Aw well"(Samurai)Huey shrugged
And then the whole group was blown away from a sudden small explosion!
"What the fraction?!" Sho screamed.
"What's good n(bleep)as?!"
"Shit its him!" (Samurai)Huey cursed.
"Whose that?!" Yelled Sami
"It's the Blind N(bleep)a Samurai! I thought I killed'em on the way back but it seems he survived."
The each member of the group make attempts at striking down the blind swordsman, only for each of them to have their attacks defeated before they can even perform them.
"Oh yeah! You was poppin' all that good shit a second ago, *****! Then you got kicked in yo chest!" The Blind N(bleep)a Samurai taunts while sending Sho away with a hard kick to the chest.
Ram tried.. Well, ramming the old man, only to be side-stepped and have his horns chopped off
"Hey I need those!!" Ram shouted before being smacked with his own horn.
"This isn't right, he's gotten stronger... How could he... Aw shit!"
"Oh yeah, you thought I was finished, didn't you n(bleep)a?! I got in good with those n(bleep)a Bishamon and he made me a fuckin' god: The God of Gangsta Shit!!" The Blind N(bleep)a Samurai shouted as he gathered a fist full of godly gangsta essence and hurled it at the group
"SOHCATOA! I'm sick of this jackass! The only reason he can tell where we are is because he can hear right? Well I'm takin that away! Everyone, put your hands on your ears!"Sho cried, the group did as instructed, the blind samuri would have but he was concentrating his chi "Fatel Noise No. 1: Deafaning Pitch!" Sho put his hand out in front of me and a high pitched noise began to emit from his hand. The group was clamping thier ears as tightly as possible, but could still hear the noise. The samuri heard the sound and began to scream, he tried to clamp down on his ears but it was too late, he had lost both his sense of sight and hearing. He fell on the ground writhing in pain from the noise. Completely unable to move due to his lack of sight and hearing and the explosive ringing in his head.
"Heh So Zetta Slow! That was too easy... Now what should we do about MK?" Sho asked
"Yeah, what happened to him?" Ram asked.
"I don't know, but i think we should leave without him" Splazor said
"Heh So Zetta Slow! That was too easy... Now what should we do about MK?" Sho asked
"Yeah, what happened to him?" Ram asked.
"I don't know, but i think we should leave without him" Splazor said
"[color=3F0548]What?[/color]" the last Daye said "[color=3F0548]Leave without him?? Well screw the crap out of you, I say![/color]" this made Ram look at the ground "Uuuh .. Dude .. THat was only a one-timer .. I'm completely straight" Samii added "Yeah, I'm completely straight as well, but I prefer to stand by my hairy Ram-man here" "Ram, man! Awsome!" Splazor shouted "YOu've done that before" Ram said, shrugging Splazors comment off "Hey! You try to do anything sexual with me, and I'll cut your fu- .. Wait .. He doesn't even hacve a face. How do we know he has all his organs intact?" (Samurai)Huey said "FOIL First Outer Inner Last, you have a point - and besides what are we all so afraid of?" Sho replied "Beats me, he's allready gone" everyone turned to see Uncle Sam walk by "Wait! Sam!" Ram shouted "heh. Sa- Wait .. Meh" Splazor interrrupted himself "Where are you going, Sam?" Ram asked "I don't know ... I don't think I want to continue with your wacky Care Bear adventures again - I'm off to find my own path." Sam replied before walking off into the settling sun .. Then starting to run as the sun were dissapearing more and more. ANd when the sun was completely gone, he fell on his knees crying.
"Uh .. Yeah. Continue shall we? I mean we all know that it is at night the most vile beasts show up, right?" "I didn't" "Shut up, Splazor"
"Uh .. Yeah. Continue shall we? I mean we all know that it is at night the most vile beasts show up, right?" "I didn't" "Shut up, Splazor"
Exaggerating quite a bit, eh Ram? I meant that I would refrain from posting, since my net was so slow. It would have taken half an hour to get my post up. ANd I thought that would be too much for you guys to wait
Night had fallen. The group spent the night in on a wide plain. Sami volunteered to take watch for the first three hours. Of course with all the plot twists none of them had slept for at least 4 days. Sami tried her best to stay awake but ended up dozeing off while standing. She heard laughter but thought she was imagining it. All of the sudden she was knocked over and landed on her side with a side. "That's called cow tipping haw ha-" A lazer appeared and turned the teen into ashes. "This is a gameing website not a crappy animated movie website." After that little incedent Splazor decided to take the next watch (And also fell asleep). When they awoke they found that they were in total darkness. "Where are we?" "You are in my domain." said a mysterious voice. "Wait I know that voice. It's Vin Diesal." Said Splazor cat.
"VIN DIESAL?!?" Ram screamed. "OH NOOOO-wait, is this Vin Diesal from the Chronicle of Ridick and XXX or the BabySitter?"