The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"This zettabytes..." Sho muttered to himself
"Why not just blast some noise and get us out of here?" Splazor questioned.
"I don't have enough energy, after the hydra and the blind guy i'm tapped out for the moment, besides even if i could i would only have enough energy to get us out, then we'd just get cruched by Vin Diesal... We're done for..." Sho sighed
"Not yet we're not" Heuy said
"What do you have in mind?" Ram asked. Huey told the group to watch, he pulled out a plastic box with a piece of the hydra tooth in it.
"What the factor are you doing with that!? We could'e been iterated!" Sho screamed.
"Relax, i figured out how it regenerated and put it in a box that would stop the process until it got out of the box, now all we have to do is this" Huey said throwing the tooth on the ground and running to a corner in the room. The rest quickly followed. The tooth began to rumble and a hydra grew from it. The room the group was trapped in began to fall apart.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Ah, good, that clears things up then. Ahem...AHHHH!" Ram screamed, running around in circles.
"Jeez, Ram, calm down, it's only one guy!" Sho cried, trying to get a hold of Ram.
"Yeah, one DEADLY guy! Who can see in the dark! AND HAS A GRIZZLY, MANLY VOICE!" Ram screamed.
[Damn it, ninja'd by a Samuraii! Um, this happened before Sho posted.]

Spoiler: Multi

You can join, but don't pull that stuff like last time. The whole group controls this story, not just one. *Meaningful look at past Avatar Adventure posts*
But otherwise, welcome!

 

[Daye.04]

The Hydra quickly grew bigger and bigger until it was the huge size as allways. This prompted a quick escape from Riddick, who locked the door behind him "What? You wuss!" SPlazor Cat yelled at him. This made the Hydra turn towards them "Well done, damn cat!" Ram scolded

Now the Hydra was closing in, and the heroes had no idea how to defeat them. They were all shrinking in their corner "Oh god! I might not have shown it too much, but I love you Samii! I love you so much!" Samii gave Ram a uncomfortable look. Ram dried his eyes. Say, Samii. As we will most likely depart in the hands of this Hydra what you say we .. You know ... One last time?" *smack*

Sho now turned to (Samurai)Huey. "Listen pal. I know I haven't been the best buddy, but if we survive this, I promise you I'll be there for you as much as possible!" (Samurai)Huey faced Sho "Likewise! Likewise!" he said with his eyes completely wet

Now it was Splazor Cats turn "I love you all guys. I now I might have been immature and rude at times, but god damn, that's just how I show my affection for you!" they started to weep all of them, except Samii the cow. Now Splazor cat pulled out a bunch of pictures "Let's have a look at our memories one more time

First picture was of Ragnarok defeating the Hydra
"Oh how much I would give to have him here now. He would surely defeat the Hydra standing here" Ram said "I didn't really get to know him" Sho responded
Next picture was of Ram meeting Alan
"He was a good guy" Ram said "Who is that?" (Samurai)Huey asked "Ah, just a guy I met at a road. Didn't stay with us too long, though"
Next was when the heroes encounter a confused cow while running
"Hey, that's me!" Samii exclaimed "Sure is" Ram said with a smile
Next was of the heroes fighting with Bayknights
"Who are those guys?" Sho asked "Ah, dear memories before you guys' time" Ram explained
Next was when they were trapped beneath the maze, and Mr.YetFun gave them challenges
"This is one of my favourite battles. It also had a giant Pac-Man!" Ram told the group "Yeah. and I was fucking awsome!" Splazor Cat added
Next picture was of The Logician logically gave Ram his body back and remove the entire army
"Whoah! That dude is powerful" (Samurai)Huey said "Yeah, well not as powerful as I" Sho said a bit hurt
Next Picture was of the heroes facing a chainsaw wearing Maddawg inside a Geode
"Man that guy sure is tough!" Splazor Cat said "Yeah, that's why we're allways hunting him" Ram replied
Next was a picture of the fight between Tiriof and a Daye
"That looks like a neat battle. Why did you guys just stand there?" Samii asked "Well, you know .. One GM taking the entire battle and all" Ram said
Next picture was of Ragnarok slicing Daye through Tiriof
"Whoah! That monkey sure is badass!" Sho said "Yeah, I wish he was here, so that I could measure my strenght against him. I know I'd win" (samurai)Huey said
One picture was taken from behind the Dayes overlooking the house with the pink interior
"Hey, who took these pictures?" Ram asked "Beats me" Splazor said
Next picture was of two tied up Dayes and Master Kitty flying through the window
"Seems like the Dayes aren't much of a match, are they?" Sho said "You're right about that. They're not completely stable - they're changing sides to wichever Master Kitty is on"
Another picture was of the heroes trapped in Maddawgs office with a turrent facing them
"Oh! How'd you get out of that one?" Sho asked "Uhm .. I think we used the help of one of the computers" Ram answered
Next picture was of all the villains and heroes fighting against same foe as Corporate Man and Glen Beck
"That seems like one massive fight!" Sho said with a grin on his face "Yeah, it was loads of fun!" Splazor responded
Next was of Splazor trying to shoot the balls of Master Kitty
"Why'd you do that anyway?" Ram asked Splazor "I fucking hate that Kitty!"
Then there was a picture of the heroes with a hangover
"Man, that was a good night!" Ram said with a smile "Yeah, but I still have this tattoo of 'Sandy' on my leg" Splazor said with a sad face
Then a picture of the heroes running from a house trying to eat them
"Hey, I remember that house. Damn that house!" Sho said "I concur" Ram answered
Then a picture of the heroes fighting a Hydra
"Hey that wasn't too long ago." (Samurai)Huey said "Yeah, I remember that" Samii responded
The last picture was of the heroes looking at pictures while a Hydra were closing in on them
"What the fuck? That's happening now!" Splazor shouted "I got a strange feeling about this" Ram said

When they looked up, they saw the Hydra look at them with big eyes and a tear in one of them "D'aaaaaw"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ah, good, that clears things up then. Ahem...AHHHH!" Ram screamed, running around in circles.
"Jeez, Ram, calm down, it's only one guy!" Sho cried, trying to get a hold of Ram.
"Yeah, one DEADLY guy! Who can see in the dark! AND HAS A GRIZZLY, MANLY VOICE!" Ram screamed.
[Damn it, ninja'd by a Samuraii! Um, this happened before Sho posted.]

Spoiler: Multi

You can join, but don't pull that stuff like last time. The whole group controls this story, not just one. *Meaningful look at past Avatar Adventure posts*
But otherwise, welcome!

So.... is there any place that I could logically be introduced and join the group?

Spoiler: OOC

You can introduce yourself. Simply create a plot twist and introduce your Character.Just make sure you let Dayes post first since he has the placehold.

 

[Ramthundar]

*Big Ole' Snip*

Spoiler: Damn

Man, we've done quiet a bit on this thread, eh? How'd you do all that, anyway? Did you just remeber the good parts or acctually comb through the 20+ pages? Either way, splendid job!

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Awesome job Daye!

Remembering the good ol days. This was my first ever RP! Good times were had by all!

Suddenly, Master kitty smashed through the roof, he slammed down onto the floor and looked at Splazor Cat,

"Man, what the fuck do you think you are doing?" Master Kitty roared, reloading his shotgun, "Reminiscing without me?! How dare you guys?!"

He sat down and looked at the pictures, oohing, aweing and laughing.

"Those sure were good times!" he said, a bit choked up, "We had some great adventures didn't we?"

"You aren't crying, are you?" Splazor Cat sneered,

"No! I have dust in my... dust in my... wwwaaaahhh!!!!" Master Kitty began sobbing tears of joy, "I just can't let you guys die! Catana! Call in a Pelican, we are getting out of here!"

A Pelican blew through the roof and opened its loading door,

"Come on guys, lets go home." Master Kitty said, in full sincerity, "But after I drop you off, I will have to make a plot to kill you. But for now, lets just get the fuck on outa here!"

The heroes loaded in and flew away from the hydra, who was looking at the pictures and crying.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Riddick who was left in the dark felt at home. He sat there quietly while he waited for the Hydra to find's way out. Riddick was no Pussy but he knew when there was a fight that he could not win. When the Hydra left he could hear screams from throught the wall. The hydra had obviously found it's way to the Metropolitan area. He went over to the door and locked it. He then readied his mechs and his Super Mech. He heard foot steps by the door and took out his Usrals (Or whatever there call. Who really cares. They go slice slice slice and that is the point.) He crept toward the door and hugged the wall awaiting for someone to step in. Instead of a person a letter was shoved under the door. Riddick took and opened it and read it.



"You are invited to a special meeting for Anti-Heroes,Villans,and just basically violent characters from games. The location is in Nexus on monday. You will hear a speech from Maddawg the locust general and self appointed king. Afterwards you can either join him or be crused to death by Boomers. This is mandatory. If you don't come we know where you live and we will find you.

Signed
Maddawg and Gordon Freemen."

Riddick finsihed reading the letter threw it aside and step outside to go to Nexus seconds before Multi-Kill arrived.

 

[Daye.04]

*snippy*

*snip*

Spoiler: Thanks

I wasn't sure how this was going to be reicieved, but it seems you liked it. I just thought a quick recap was in it's place. And no, I didn't comb through all those pages. All this and more is what I have in my head. I fucking love this RP. I remember almost every single bat-shit insane plot-twist there is. And I love it all. So good thing you took this all that good. I'm sorry I'm not posting anything worthwhile. YOu see, I'm off to bed. And tomorrow morning I will take the flight home. So seeya guys maybe on thursday. But if I get a chance to come back on the Escapist before monday, my RP will be the highest priority
Again. Good to see you enjoyed it =)

 

[The_Chief]

"uhhhhhh....who are you?"splazor cat asked.

 

[Shapsters]

"Please state your name and clearance number, and I will tell you whats goign on."

"Muli-kill, number 382892840284."

"Ah, I see, sorry cannot tell you!"

Master Kitty flew toward a nearby city and dropped the heroes off.

"There you guys go, now excuse me for I must go and plot!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

MEANWHILE!!!

At the entrance of Nexus Maddawg was Checking off names as people responded to his letter to raise an army. "Okay. Kratos,Mercanries, The Tf2 gang." Suddenly Maddawg heard a loud crash. "Sly Cooper.Alright looks like everyone is here. Time to get things started." Maddawg entered the town square and stood on a poduim and made his announcment. "Hello my villans and anti-heroes. I am Maddawg the leader of the Locust horde." "I hate the Locust horde." "Yes and the Locust aren't to fond of you either Francis. Anyway I say that it is the end of the heroes. I belive that it is about time to let the villans win. I belive that evil should triumph and we should rule the world. Only this time when we take it over no one will take it from us. Who is with me?" A large majority of the crowd stood and cheered for Maddawg but the Anti-heroes who even though they are partially evil still stood for good. Kratos steped up from the crowd to confront Maddawg. "I will not stand for this. I will not follow you my alliengance lies with the gods and only the gods. I will not let you take over there kingdom." "Hey Kratos is that the Oracle of Delphi." Naturally Kratos turned around and looked for the shirtless oracle only to find a Chainsaw digging into his shoulder. Before long Kratos was cut in half and the crowd was in a horror. "Anyone still wishing to stand against me." "No." "Not augh." "Go Maddawg."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, that was exciting" said, looking around the new setting.
"Well, what a pleasant place. Nice housed, lovely street, wonderful red paint..."
The group wandered around a bit, trying to find someone to give them directions.
"Hey, look, I found a gift-shop!" Samii said, pointing at a nearby shop.
"We can get souvenirs later, Samii. Right now we need a map or something."
"Exactly. Gift-Shops will have maps, Ram." Samii began to walk towards the shop, when a sharp twanging sound.
"Watch it! FWAHH!!" Splazor Cat shouted, shooting a large laser at a falling car.
"Where the hell did that come from?!" Samii demanded, picking herself of the ground.
"Idoknow, let's just get to that shop."
As the group made their way to the shop, they saw many ravens perched on the buildings, dozens of beady eyes watching them.
"Uh, Ram. I don't like this.." (Samurai) Huey whispered.
"Oh, shush. This isn't one of your weird anime-porn. Those are just regular ravens, leave them be."
The looked through the windows, squinting as the sun began to set.
"Let's see...raven plushies, raven toys, raven-printed shirts, raven feathers, some books of Sherlock HOLMEs book...that's an odd combo." Huey said, face pressed against the glass. "Guess these folks are really into their mystery-theme." She said, looking around the darkening streets. The street lights flickered to life, some continuing to flicker.
"Oh, and there's some mugs and T-shirts with the word "Ravenholm" on them."
...
"We don't go Ravenholm.." Ram whispered, eyes widening in terror.
"Why not?"
"Oh, it's a horrid city. The barely keep the streets clean, the food is god-awful, and don't get me started on what you got to pay. You need a job just to Breath here."
A terrible groan came from behind them.
"And see? The locals are a bunch of whiny, stuck up son of a HOLY FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!"
The group turned around, and saw at least a dozen head-crab zombies surrounding them.
"Oh, shag-a-delic, baby." Splazor Cat mumbled.

**edited to everything Sho said, Huey said, and now Samii the Cow said.

 

[ajb924]

ALSO at the entrance of Nexus
"Heh, you plan to factor out the heroes without adding me, the key variable!?" A farmiliar voice cried.
"Wait... I know you, your the math freak from their group" Maddawg yelled
"So zetta slow... Being good zettabytes. And traveling with those zero's made me relize the world is garbage and must be refined with my beuty!" Sho screamed and began to laugh evilly.
"But i don't get it... Why did you stay on the heroes side for so long? Why not join me sooner?" Maddawg questions
"In order to create the desired solution all variables must be in place" Sho stated shrugging
"Umm ok whatever... So the point being your on my side now?" Asked Maddawg
"Correct, so, whats the plan?" Sho asked. Then they all begin talking about how to destroy the heroes

MEANWHILE in the heroes city
"Wait where's sho, i havn't seen him since we landed" Ram said
"Yea where is he?" Huey asked beginning to frown
"Well whatever, that freak can handle himself" splazor said "lets move on"

Spoiler: OOC

Hey i was bored so i swithed sides, if it's to much of a plot twist disregard the post and tell me. Also Sho can move at the speed of sound, thats how he got there so fast.

[Damn ninja'd... well this happens after whatever ram says and before multi, it wouldn't make sense to be after his, making intro's in the middle of a fight]

 

[world_of_dragons]

One epic battle with Headcrab Zombies later, (Samurai)Huey managed to locate a map, but...

"This is a map of Dizney Land..."

"Damnit!!"

(Samurai)Huey sighed "Well this-"

GROOOOOAAAAAAAN

"Aw crap I know that sound"

And a small army of black headcrab zombies shuffled their way to our heroes, chucking their headcrabs at them and such