The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

While Micheal Akinston man was atttacking the heroes...
"Oh COME ON!" Sho said. "I thought we were on his side!"
"We tried to steal that sword... A few times..." Grimm mumbled.
"SO!? He's done WAY worse and we forgave him!" Sho replied. "It's time to find out who's side he's on!"
"he's made that fairly obvious..." Grimm whined.
"Well we'll make it more obvious... WITH OUR FISTS!" Maddawg said
"FUCK YEA!" Sho replied high fiving Maddawg. There was silence for a moment. "So. How do we get out?"
"You don't have a plan? How shocking..." Grimm mumbled, this earned him a punch in the face.
The D10 rolled next to Sho. He picked it up and grinned. "I have a plan now!" Sho said.
"If you roll a bad number, we're fucked!" Maddawg said.
"I can hack dice!" Sho responded. "I know a way to make a dice land on whatever number you want. Problem is, it breaks afterwards. And I mean is destroyed beyond recognition. It will NEVER be seen again."
Those who heard this had a hopeful gleam in their eyes. Sho threw the die and rolled a 10. The rubble collapsed around the villains and heroes and Micheal. "Let's get that walker!" Sho said as the villains charged away from the building that had become rubble, the heroes being attacked by Micheal, and the smoldering ash of what was left of D10.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil spoke up after not doing anything for awhile. There was confusion in his voice.

“Um, weren't you two just fused together? How exactly did you two come apart so easily?” He asked Carmine and Xandus.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Oh. That makes sense...sorta..." Phil said, still a little confused.

He nodded. It'll be confusing, but he'll get used to it. Then he punched them.

"Hey! what was that for?!" Xandmine yelled.

"Well, you are still evil right?" Phil said.

The hybrid thing nodded. That was all Phil needed to know. He punted the Xandmine, sending it into the AT-AT, completely dismantling it. Then the angel turned to the heroes.

"Now, weren't we fighting with the villains over a sword?" He asked, not noticing the Xandmine rising out the rubble of the former machine.

 

[ajb924]

"YAY! Someone included us!" Sho said happily and punched Phil in the face.
"This reminds me of that time we were on that tropical island talking about the lack of plot.." Phil said kicking Sho in the ribs.
"Huh?" Sho said confused whil kneeing Phil in the face.
"Ah, I forgot you don't remember things before the restart..." Phil mumbled kicking sho in the teeth and launching him a few meters back
"I don't know what your talking about, but I don't care. Time to blow you the fuck away!" Sho said and sent a sonic eruption into Phil's chest. "There, that should be over, now where's the-"
"Ah c'mon! Did you forget that much!?" Phil asked grinning at Sho and dusting himself off.
"This might be fun..." Sho said grinning.

 

[Sam G]

Sam, who had been standing to one side, jumped on top of the Burger King as it was falling, then sprung off it towards Michael Atkinson Man.
"WATASHII WA SHINEN! SHIENZUUUUU!!!" He yelled (Translation: You Cert-18 nerd! Go back to Nazi School!!!).
"SAM PUUUUUNCH!!!" Sam yelled, and punched Atkinson through his black heart, causing an explosion that ripped a hole in the universe while awesome background music played.

MEANWHILE, AT THE END OF THE LAST UNIVERSE...

Death was crushed. He was about to die of obscurity. On this page, it was exactly halfway through the RP that he first appeared; an appropriate time to leave, he mused. He still wasn't happy though. As the universe crumbled around him, he sat down and sparked up a joint for the very last time. Just as the patch of reality he was sitting on started to crumble, a void appeared. He glanced through and saw the face of the one being he hated more than any other in the multiverse. And then he saw who's fist that person was impaled on. "Sam..."
Struggling to stand, Death pulled himself onto his feet and limped towards the void. He was only a few feet away when he collapsed. So close...
Death struggled, pushed against the ground, and gave up. "Meh. Doesn't matter. I've lived long enough."
"Don't wuss out now, man!" A familiar voice said. A hand reached through the void. An oddly familiar hand...
Death grabbed it. And Livingness the Youth pulled him through. Standing behind Livingness were Gerard Way and Billy-Joe Armstrong apparently healed by Livingness. "Livingness! You're alive! But...?"
"Yep! Ruler of Hell, remember? Death's not such a big deal for me."
"Ouch," Death said, and they all laughed. "Okay then, so, what now?"
"Well, you know that "Sam G" guy?"
"God, I hate that guy! You know he damned me to an eternity in a dead dimension?"
"Yeah, I know it. Anyway, he's too strong for us to take on right now, but I've deduced that all his powers are fuelled by this golden watch thingie he has. Only problem is, it's sealed at the end of the universe, so getting to it's gonna be tricky."
"Aaw, man, the end of the universe!?" G-Way cut in. "That place is a craphole! I took my girlfriend there once; never went again!"
"Well, that's unfortunate, but apparently until we can make our way there, the jerks with the sword are gonna be seriously tricky to kill," Death explained.
"Not to worry, guys! We'll take the TARDIS!" Billy-Joe announced.
"What the hell? You have a TARDIS?" Livingness asked.
"Yeah, man! One of the very foundations of modern rock music!" Billy-Joe informed them.
"Well, that settles that, then! Looks like the five of us are off to the edge of space!" Livingness pointed a finger to the air dramatically.
"Hang on, five? There are only four of us," Death pointed out.
"Wrong you are, my boy," The saviour of worlds, mentor to the greatest warriors alive, Zombie Musashi said. "I shall be accompanying you, as per request of master Livingness."
"Great! Let's go then; onwards to adventure!" And with that, the five anti-heroes of a sort entered the TARDIS, and embarked on what was sure to be the greatest quest of all time.
Not that any of it'll be chronicled, though. I literally just spent 20 minutes writing filler as a way of temporarily getting rid of various characters I created.

 

[Dr.Hax]

"CHICAGO TED HERE!" yelled Chicago Ted who pulled out his tommy gun and shot Atkinson untill he layed on the ground bleeding out of multiple holes on his body. "No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted, wait he's no zombie, oops better get him to a hospital."

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath conjured a fireball in his ... wings?
"Ban this" He said as he throw it into the central head of Atkinson*. "Hoorah"

Spoiler: *

Note: Michael Atkinson still has mutiple heads

 

[Zepren]

"Buck, Buck, Burn, Buck, Buck, Blacks!" Glenrath clucked in a strange voice as he warped and changed. He grew older and a suit appeared on him.
"WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?" Cried his normal voice through it all.
The transformation stopped. He was now a video gameand movie hating, racist and 60 odd years old. He had turned into what him and all the free world hated most. Michael Atkinson.
He conjured a mirror and looked in it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Yelled Glenrath's voice. A gleam of the chicken magic was seen in the man's eyes for a second then the face screwed up and grinned an evil grin.
" Yes, oh yes. What power. I will put you to great use. Muwhahahahahahahaha " Said the voice of Atkinson.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"A'ight, I think this charade has gone on long enough." A familiar voice echoed down from on high. Ragnorak descended from the clouds, his wings flapping slowly. It had taken him nearly four pages, but he had finally tracked down the group, in no small part because Phil was still spewing angelic power across the whole spectrum of dimensions.

The hardest part about finding Phil? Blocking out enough of the power to not give yourself a blinding headache. Rag shot a thought off to the younger angel. Kid, remind me to teach you to shield when we have a few minutes. Usually takes a couple of centuris for divine energy to start leaking at that rate, but you've got one of the highest concentrations I've seen in a long time.

Wait, Rag? I thought you were... Phil's confusion stemmed from a certain impostor.

"UAGH! My cover's been blown!" said Solid Snake as he ran away into the distance. How he managed to fake angelicism is a mystery for the ages.

Ragnorak had a strange look on his face. "Oooookay then. Int'restin'." Shaking his head in gentle amusement, the Fallen One landed gently. As Michael Atkinson moved to attack him, he held up a hand. "Talkin' an' movin' are free actions, bud. Wait yer turn." Moving slowly, Rag joined the group of heroes and villains. "OK, somebody care to a'splain th' situation ta me? And how the hell that happened?" Rag pointed at Xandine and Michael Atkinson's Hydra-like appearance. "Oh and what happened to that annoyin' chicken? Sum'body get fed up and eat 'im?"

Spoiler: OOC

Please note that Ragnorak is a little confused. I am not, though I would like to know if we're fighting MAMan or Xandine. And where the Sword is right now.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Damn, ninja'd by a placehold. My bad, Rag.

Ignore.