Slouch said:Suddenly a squirt of acid hit Sidoh's butt, causing the seat of his pants to dissolve away. This caused Orgazmo to chase Sidoh wildly. As the villian ran away clutching his ass in pain while desperately trying to fend off the sex-crazed Orgazmo, Slouch stepped back and admired his handiwork.
"You can be a really good aim, you know that?" Phil asked.
"Thanks, I try." Slouch smiled, trying not to laugh at the ensuing chase.
Spacerpg said:Sidoh's eyes widened in fear. "OH GOD, ANYTHING BUT THA-" And Sidoh disappeared. "Shit." Said Gazmo. "I was gonna rape that fucker hard!"
MEANWHILE . . .
"Wh- where am I?" Asked Sidoh. "You're in The Palace Of Hygenbaarel. My palace." Replied Carmine. "Wait up. So you rule a planet now?" Asked Sidoh. "Yup." Replied Carmine. Sidoh put his forehead into his palm. "So you're telling me that within four hours, including the time it took you to get to this planet, you set up a kingdom, became it's ruler, built a palace, and built a teleporter to teleport me here because you felt like it?" "Yup."
"COULD THIS RP GET ANY STRANGER?!?!?"
Multi-Kill said:Spacerpg said:Sidoh flew away as he tried not to look back only to find Carmine having an awesome orgy. Sidoh then flew away into space.
LATER . . .
Sidoh landed on the planet of Kashyyk once again, and asked the Wookies to help him with something. "NYYYYYYYYYG NGGGGGGGGGYYYY NYYYYY." Replied Yugfried. "Excellent!" Said Sidoh. "Now let's get started."
LATER (AGAIN) . . .
It had taken 35 hours to build, but it had been worth it. A fully working Contract-O-Magnet!
Suddenly, the Falcon landed on a small pad. It was time. Sidoh flipped the switch on the Contract-O-Magnet, and . . .
*boink*
And every contract on the planet, including CM's, flew onto the magnet!
Bill Watterson was right, Thought Sidoh, Scientific progress goes 'Boink'!We left the planet on the falcon, right?