The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Orinon]

The aliens didn't like that, they shot Carmine to stun him, Xandus was dragged away from the steering wheel so they're pilot could get them out of the nose dive
they then demanded that they hand over all there valuables to them, or get shot in the testicles.

 

[Orinon]

The aliens didn't like that, they shot Carmine to stun him, Xandus was dragged away from the steering wheel so they're pilot could get them out of the nose dive
Place hold

Spoiler: Um...

The aliens got thrown off the ship when the Star Destroyer steered away from your ship.

Spoiler: OOC

so youd rather have the plot follow through to a crash?
some of the aliens were on board though

 

[Orinon]

the teeam crashed while Ryan landed
the planet of Niptune has an energy sheild that onlyshuts doen 1000 years and we unluckily got stuck inside
CybeRyan decided to burn off his synthetic skin since other wise he would be inferior to women as it was he was a genderless robot, meaning he couldn't get prosecuted for being a guy
he went to the nearst village, the others followed him to see what he was going to do

Spoiler: OOC

the point here is get th sheild turned off, or we wait till it turns off again in 1000 years

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan overheard this conversation, "Oh man i am SO taking it first" he said to himself, he then activated his radar and activated his anti grav boots

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan was flying over in stealth mode when he noticed the assault
Well I am a hero he thought so he landed down in front of the giant babes
?WHAT IS THIS TIN CAN DOING HERE?
?Tin can all right that?s it, Your F*****?
His left hand became the barrel of an assault rifle with superior weapons he easily defeated the alien women the others were trying to get aroused as the leaves slowly fell off.
?Okay you guys owe me one now if you excuse me I got an energy shield to break? he pointed at the shield preventing them from leaving this Planet
with that he turned invisible and flew off

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler: OOC

HELL YEAH I DID, BITCHES! - to slouch

Spoiler: OOC

Uh... To Slouch? What the heck are you talking about?

#

Spoiler: OOC

Cant remember

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath did a dramatic turn and aimed his new favourite weapon - His magical blunderbuss, at the Gaints.
"Ha, as though you thought you were gonna reach the superbowl" He said as he shredded them with shuriken that shot from the gun. "Right now that's done..."
He turned back round to face the gaint ladies.
"Lets deal with these bit.... AHHHH" Yelled Glen as one of the gaint ladies picked him up.

"YUMMY! CHICKEN!" She said.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIII...." Glen never managed to finish that point as the gaint dropped him into her mouth. "Oh cmon, why does this alway happen to me?" Came Glen's voice from the belly of the beast.

 

[Zepren]

"Maybe because women love to eat cocks!" Orgazmo quiped at Zepren.

Spoiler: erm

Please, my character's name is glenrath. hes a mage chicken Hes awesome

 

[Sam G]

"I'll save you, Glen!" Sam yelled, pulled on some ice-skates and slashed a hole in the amazon woman's chest.
"You swine! I'm still planning to kill you!" Narancia called, drove a car near to where the heroes were and flung himself out while it was still moving, causing himself a great degree of damage.
"Why do you keep following me!?" Sam asked, ran over and kicked the bleeding Narancia as he lay on the ground slipping in and out of consciousness.

 

[Orinon]

Glenrath did a dramatic turn and aimed his new favourite weapon - His magical blunderbuss, at the Gaints.
"Ha, as though you thought you were gonna reach the superbowl" He said as he shredded them with shuriken that shot from the gun. "Right now that's done..."
He turned back round to face the gaint ladies.
"Lets deal with these bit.... AHHHH" Yelled Glen as one of the gaint ladies picked him up.

"YUMMY! CHICKEN!" She said.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIII...." Glen never managed to finish that point as the gaint dropped him into her mouth. "Oh cmon, why does this alway happen to me?" Came Glen's voice from the belly of the beast.

Spoiler: WTF

Um I already defeated the amazon alien women, I'm one post above so WTF!

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Hey," Said Sam G, turning around, "Has anyone seen Sidoh?"
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE . . .
Sidoh sat up in a comfy bed. "Ughhh . . . why is it always me that gets teleported?" "Bad luck?" Guessed Ryuk. "Ryuk!" Sidoh turned into his cousin's direction. "The hell'd you teleport me here?" "Cuz Armojustin says you ripped your Note. If you don't get it fixed by the 31st, he's gonna turn you mortal." Replied Ryuk. "That wasn't my fault! Celyous slashed it in half!" Shouted Sidoh. "Hey," Said Ryuk, "Don't blame the messenger." "Fine." Said Sidoh. "Teleport me back."
Suddenly, Sidoh was hovering about ten feet above the ground on Niptune.
Damn, He thought. I gotta get my Note fixed.