ajb924 said:A motorbike drove through the landscape and ran over a few Krogans. The bike began to skid out of control and the driver jumped off. He took out what looked like two lightsabers and began slicing the fuck out of the lizards.
After killing around ten he stopped for a moment. And looked at the others.
"Who are you?" Ram asked
"Travis Touchdown, and I'm the number 1 ranked assasin."
"What are you doing here anyways?" Sam asked him "Didn't you JUST finish a new game? Or was the ending really that unsatisfying.
"I'm looking for the exit called Paradise. And yes, yes it was." Travis responded simply and began to cut up more lizards.
"Ram and Maddawg scuttled off to the side of the war and looked at eachother. "Who gets him?" Ram asked
"I don't know! He said assassin right? Does that make him evil?" Maddawg replied.
"I don't think that proves he is or isn't... Look at Assassin's Creed." Ram said.
"Good point... BUT! You guys have like 8 people! The villains have like one serious poster now that Sho's gone!"
"SO!? That's your own fault!" Ram said.
"HOW!?" Maddawg responded
"CUZ I SAID SO! And you already got a lightsaber dude!" Ram pouted.
"You have a few gods!"
"ORGAZMO DOESN'T COUNT!"
"He seems to like killing stuff..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Yea... That can't be normal..." Ram said looking at Travis as he laughed tore things apart.
Anthony suddenly jumped through one of the many rips in the fourth wall.
"AHEM." Anthony coughed at the two. "He's a good guy."
"Why do you get to make that decision!?" Maddawg whined.
"Because I played the FUCKING GAME!" Anthony said irritated. "That, and he's MY CHARACTER!"
"Why did you go through the trouble of this convorsation? Why not have him say this?" Ram asked.
"Well, it would look weird if he said he was a good guy, but it would be weirder having him as a bad guy. So I wasted your time if you read this far! EAT IT BITCHES!" Anthony said before leaving through a rip.
"Someone ought to tape those up..." Maddawg mumbled before jumping toward Ram with his chainsaw.
*reads*
Hello, plot holes!
Sidoh, Chicago Ted, and all the fucking krogans, are in Sam's brain.
All the others are outside of Sam's brain.
Therefore, you can not drive over some krogans.
Hello, plot holes!
Sidoh, Chicago Ted, and all the fucking krogans, are in Sam's brain.
All the others are outside of Sam's brain.
Therefore, you can not drive over some krogans.