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SpaceSpork

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A motorbike drove through the landscape and ran over a few Krogans. The bike began to skid out of control and the driver jumped off. He took out what looked like two lightsabers and began slicing the fuck out of the lizards.
After killing around ten he stopped for a moment. And looked at the others.
"Who are you?" Ram asked
"Travis Touchdown, and I'm the number 1 ranked assasin."
"What are you doing here anyways?" Sam asked him "Didn't you JUST finish a new game? Or was the ending really that unsatisfying.
"I'm looking for the exit called Paradise. And yes, yes it was." Travis responded simply and began to cut up more lizards.
"Ram and Maddawg scuttled off to the side of the war and looked at eachother. "Who gets him?" Ram asked
"I don't know! He said assassin right? Does that make him evil?" Maddawg replied.
"I don't think that proves he is or isn't... Look at Assassin's Creed." Ram said.
"Good point... BUT! You guys have like 8 people! The villains have like one serious poster now that Sho's gone!"
"SO!? That's your own fault!" Ram said.
"HOW!?" Maddawg responded
"CUZ I SAID SO! And you already got a lightsaber dude!" Ram pouted.
"You have a few gods!"
"ORGAZMO DOESN'T COUNT!"
"He seems to like killing stuff..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Yea... That can't be normal..." Ram said looking at Travis as he laughed tore things apart.
Anthony suddenly jumped through one of the many rips in the fourth wall.
"AHEM." Anthony coughed at the two. "He's a good guy."
"Why do you get to make that decision!?" Maddawg whined.
"Because I played the FUCKING GAME!" Anthony said irritated. "That, and he's MY CHARACTER!"
"Why did you go through the trouble of this convorsation? Why not have him say this?" Ram asked.
"Well, it would look weird if he said he was a good guy, but it would be weirder having him as a bad guy. So I wasted your time if you read this far! EAT IT BITCHES!" Anthony said before leaving through a rip.
"Someone ought to tape those up..." Maddawg mumbled before jumping toward Ram with his chainsaw.
*reads*
Hello, plot holes!
Sidoh, Chicago Ted, and all the fucking krogans, are in Sam's brain.
All the others are outside of Sam's brain.
Therefore, you can not drive over some krogans.
 

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"Wait, so is he on our side or not? I mean, he's definitely an anti-hero, so putting him with the villains wouldn't be that ridiculous... Also, yeah, we have, what, one dedicated poster for the villains, as opposed to the six heroes? This is screwy!" Sam walked over to Travis. "You're a cool guy, but as a matter of fact we don't want you! What's more, you'd make a better villain in my mind! You once killed a guy whilst he was crying like a baby (Yeah, I just beat Destroyman for the first time last night. Second try, still had two-thirds of my health, it was really late)!!!"
"Wait, what the hell makes you think we want him?" Maddawg pointed at the newcomer. "He's wearing a pink shirt with shoujo anime characters on it! One extreme homosexual in this RP is quite enough!"
"Hey gang, what'd I miss?" Asked Narancia, climbing up the stairs.
"Ah! Here's an idea! If you can kill Narancia, you prove yourself worthy of our time!" Maddawg walked over to his underling, picked him up and threw him at Travis. The assasin adjusted his sunglasses, flipped out his beam-katana and cleaved a gash in the oncoming Narancia's chest.
"Oh my god, Narancia!" Sam ran over to his old foe. Narancia was bleeding badly out of the wound in his chest. It was obvious he wasn't going to make it.
"Wh- What the hell? We're... Enemies, aren't we?" Narancia coughed, as people tend to do when I kill them off.
"Yeah, but... No-one should have to die alone. I just feel like... I'll really miss trying to kill you, you know?"
"Thanks, man... That means a lot..." Narancia coughed once, and was still. Sam stood up and turned to Travis.
"You just murdered my friend. Granted, he hated my guts, and what's more I'm the one who manipulated you into doing it, but still. There are too many heroes. When there's No More Heroes, you can fight against Maddawg and his crew, but until then, it'll be a Desperate Struggle for you to gain my trust." Sam turned and walked away.
 

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Just when Sidoh and Ted thought that they had been outdone by krogans, Chicago Ted and Sidoh bumped into each other, causing each of them to fly backwards, both firing or swinging their weapons at the krogans. This manuver, while not killing all the krogans, thinned their lines beyond repair. Which allowed Sidoh and Ted to jump through said gaps in order to enter Sam's Happy Place, as marked by the door, incredibly violently.
 

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Being in no real danger, Phil formed his Infinity Staff into a recliner and plopped down into it.

"They'll call me if i'm needed." he said, putting his feet up, amd taking off his sneakers.

Eventually, his tired body drifted to sleep.
 

Zepren

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Glenrath's poster hand seen a load of chickens today but didn't have any an new inspiration.
"God Damnit JT" Said Glenrath raising his wings in to fists at his poster. "DAMN YOU!"
"I'm sorry, i'm technically still on holiday, go away" Responded JT glaring at his laptop screen inside the airport. "Don't give me that shit again, read your script or something." JT said in a huff.
 

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The Cybers went into the past to find an artifact for their side plot, they noticed a black crystal and decided that would be useful they also decided to kidnap splazorCat and use his natural ability to make a better laser cannon. They then went back to the present and to absorb the last artifact.
I'm nearing the end of my little side plot so don't interfere, I might have absorbed something that I shouldn't have but I was taking random stuff.
 

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Sidoh and Ted sat outside of the door to memory-less Sam's happy place. "y r we just waitng here agin?" Asked Ted. Sidoh sighed. "We can't enter Sam's happy place until Sam posts here." Sidoh and Ted sighed in unison.
 

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Spacerpg said:
Sidoh and Ted sat outside of the door to memory-less Sam's happy place. "y r we just waitng here agin?" Asked Ted. Sidoh sighed. "We can't enter Sam's happy place until Sam posts here." Sidoh and Ted sighed in unison.
Maybe Orgazmo should join you, he'd love to enter Sam's happy place :)
 

ajb924

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Sam G said:
"Wait, so is he on our side or not? I mean, he's definitely an anti-hero, so putting him with the villains wouldn't be that ridiculous... Also, yeah, we have, what, one dedicated poster for the villains, as opposed to the six heroes? This is screwy!" Sam walked over to Travis. "You're a cool guy, but as a matter of fact we don't want you! What's more, you'd make a better villain in my mind! You once killed a guy whilst he was crying like a baby (Yeah, I just beat Destroyman for the first time last night. Second try, still had two-thirds of my health, it was really late)!!!"
"Wait, what the hell makes you think we want him?" Maddawg pointed at the newcomer. "He's wearing a pink shirt with shoujo anime characters on it! One extreme homosexual in this RP is quite enough!"
"Hey gang, what'd I miss?" Asked Narancia, climbing up the stairs.
"Ah! Here's an idea! If you can kill Narancia, you prove yourself worthy of our time!" Maddawg walked over to his underling, picked him up and threw him at Travis. The assasin adjusted his sunglasses, flipped out his beam-katana and cleaved a gash in the oncoming Narancia's chest.
"Oh my god, Narancia!" Sam ran over to his old foe. Narancia was bleeding badly out of the wound in his chest. It was obvious he wasn't going to make it.
"Wh- What the hell? We're... Enemies, aren't we?" Narancia coughed, as people tend to do when I kill them off.
"Yeah, but... No-one should have to die alone. I just feel like... I'll really miss trying to kill you, you know?"
"Thanks, man... That means a lot..." Narancia coughed once, and was still. Sam stood up and turned to Travis.
"You just murdered my friend. Granted, he hated my guts, and what's more I'm the one who manipulated you into doing it, but still. There are too many heroes. When there's No More Heroes, you can fight against Maddawg and his crew, but until then, it'll be a Desperate Struggle for you to gain my trust." Sam turned and walked away.
I'll be a villain. It probably suuits him better anyways right?
Oh, just to ruin something for you.
Destroyman isn't dead! Your WTF face must be as priceless as mine was...
Meh, no one else seems to mind right?
 

ajb924

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Spacerpg said:
ajb924 said:
Meh, no one else seems to mind right?
But I DO!
FINE!
THE BACKSTORY.
Sam is sitting in his room mashing the A button repeatedly while playing No More Heroes. He is therefore THINKING of Travis. This makes Travis appear in his head.
AND THAT! Is how Travis Touchdown was born.
 

Sam G

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I'll be a villain. It probably suuits him better anyways right?
Oh, just to ruin something for you.
Destroyman isn't dead! Your WTF face must be as priceless as mine was...
I know, man. Destroyman Bros.! ...Frankly, I don't blame them, since Destroyman was an EPIC character. Also, nice one with the backstory; very sensical.

"Alright, I'm posting!" Sam declared. "Yeah, happy place. Go right on inside. There'll be loads of Persona characters and lesbians, probably."
"Who are you talking to? Also, what the hell?" Phil asked, confused.
"It may be best not to know," Sam replied.
 

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With so many people in Sam's head The Cybers decided to go in as well, they might even have some fun before turning perfect.
To increase the Fun they made the real Sam watch Friday the 13th. Giving all of the characters Jason Voorhees to run away from.
They then absorbed the power of the last Artefact. Ghostly images of the artefacts appeared.
The Omega Peanut Butter, Soul Edge, The Contract, The Death Note, That king's crown, The Pocket Watch with Sam?s Soul, and a crystal from the past. The Cybers began to glow until they were white silhouettes.
"At last the ultimate power is mine and nothing can stop Me." the glow faded CybeRyan was redesigned, CybeRhinanna somehow looked even sexier.
"You guys are fucked!" they waited for a few minutes. "Well aren't you going to show us?"
"I just did, I can finally swear, and that beeping has been so fucking annoying it's been to goddamn long." CybeRyan then yelled hundreds of random obscenities.
He then summoned two Red laser swords (Like a light saber but just the laser).
CybeRhinanna also pulled two blue laser swords. "So what you guys want to do now?"
 

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"Hey, Popeye!" Shouted Sidoh, pulling out this movie. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.172681-Reviews-In-Space-Popeye-1980] "Come watch this!" Popeye watched the movie. "I've been disgraced! Aykaykaykay!" He shouted, disappearing in a puff of green smoke.