The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"No," Said SIDOH, SECONDUS IS GONE "I'm still Sidoh. But I'm also you. So Sidoh is you. And you are Sidoh. Make sense?
Travis stood up and yawned. "What's going on?" He asked Xandus.
"Sam's been insulting Emmy and the plot for the past few hours, something about a ballsack... I skipped down through the rest of the posts..." Xandus mumbled. "Oh, and we're dead."
"Huh." Travis remarked. "Not exactly what I imagined hell to look like... Also, shouldn't there be people we've all killed in the past? Like all the assassins I've beaten, all the people you guys have slaughtered, all the kittens Grimm has killed to feel evil..."
"What the hell man!?" Grimm said.
"And most importantly, all the cronies killed by the heroes... Shouldn't they all want revenge?" Travis asked.
"You would think..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Maybe it would be in everyone's best interest to have our past enemies to appear and attack so we have something to do until Emmy's back..." Travis mumbled. "What do you think, few posters that are still with us?"
"Sam's been insulting Emmy and the plot for the past few hours, something about a ballsack... I skipped down through the rest of the posts..." Xandus mumbled. "Oh, and we're dead."
"Huh." Travis remarked. "Not exactly what I imagined hell to look like... Also, shouldn't there be people we've all killed in the past? Like all the assassins I've beaten, all the people you guys have slaughtered, all the kittens Grimm has killed to feel evil..."
"What the hell man!?" Grimm said.
"And most importantly, all the cronies killed by the heroes... Shouldn't they all want revenge?" Travis asked.
"You would think..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Maybe it would be in everyone's best interest to have our past enemies to appear and attack so we have something to do until Emmy's back..." Travis mumbled. "What do you think, few posters that are still with us?"
Samuel L. Jackson let out a short cry, as he felt warm blood dripping out of his shoulder. "What the motherfuckin' snakes on a plane is this?!?" He the felt pressure being released from the wound; like an invisible knife being pulled out of his shoulder.
"Ah, well," He said, continuing his hike around Mount Kilimanjaro.
MEANWHILE . . .
Sidoh pulled a lever on his Death Note V2, and the Note changed into the Washington Monument. Sidoh grabbed the bottom of the monument with both of his bird-like arms, and lifted the monument like a sword.
"Now," He said, "It's time for an old-fashioned battle between me and you," He spat, "Glen."
"Ah, well," He said, continuing his hike around Mount Kilimanjaro.
MEANWHILE . . .
Sidoh pulled a lever on his Death Note V2, and the Note changed into the Washington Monument. Sidoh grabbed the bottom of the monument with both of his bird-like arms, and lifted the monument like a sword.
"Now," He said, "It's time for an old-fashioned battle between me and you," He spat, "Glen."
"Yeah, okay, I'll just go and try to rescue the others by myself then," Sam called, turning away and walking towards the World That Never Was where he sensed the heroes were trapped in turmoil. "Bloody neutrals..."
"'Sup, bro?" A voice called. Sam turned to see who it was, but they were shrouded in shadow. "'F'you want your friends back, that's gonna be a problem for you..."
"Who are you? What are you talking about?" Sam called back.
"Right, see, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a little game," the figure replied. "Or rather, a number of games. For every round you win, I'll give one of your friends back. For every round you lose... Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that."
"Okay then, let's get down!" Sam replied. God, I love this sort of plot...
"Alrighty then, on with the first game! This round, we'll be playing for Phil's soul. The game is-"
"Yo, ugly people!" Livingness declared, descending from the ceiling of Hell and summoning shadow versions of each of the villains. "Fight these guys 'till I can think of something more interesting to summon!"
"'Sup, bro?" A voice called. Sam turned to see who it was, but they were shrouded in shadow. "'F'you want your friends back, that's gonna be a problem for you..."
"Who are you? What are you talking about?" Sam called back.
"Right, see, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a little game," the figure replied. "Or rather, a number of games. For every round you win, I'll give one of your friends back. For every round you lose... Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that."
"Okay then, let's get down!" Sam replied. God, I love this sort of plot...
"Alrighty then, on with the first game! This round, we'll be playing for Phil's soul. The game is-"
Okay, here's how these are gonna play out! Each game will be a representation of the prize's soul, so who better to decide which game we play than Pm0n3y himself!? Should he deem fit, Phil can tell the events of the game himself; otherwise, I or someone else will. There'll be one of these for each hero. For the villains, however, I have something else in mind...
"Yo, ugly people!" Livingness declared, descending from the ceiling of Hell and summoning shadow versions of each of the villains. "Fight these guys 'till I can think of something more interesting to summon!"
"Oooh!" Sidoh knocked Glen in the head, knocking him out, and turned toward Sam. "I wanna be in the game!"
"Psh, these guys don't look so tough." Travis said drawing his beam katana. He charged at the Shadow Travis and sliced off his head. "See, no biggy!"
The other villains disposed of their clones quickly, but when they looked for Grimm he was nowhere to be found. His shadow clone was standing there grinning and he suddenly charged at Maddawg and gave him a blast to the gut. Maddawg flew back about 20 feet and the Shadow Grimm cracked his knuckles. "Bring it bitches!"
"This seems wrong..." Xandus said as Shadow Grimm waited for the villains next move.
"Holy shit..." Maddawg mumbled getting up. "Whatever he is, he ain't Grimm. He's a tough one, way worse then our clones."
"Well, this should be fun then shouldn't it!?" Travis said charging at Shadow Grimm. He swung his katana and SG (I'm abbreviating it now.) simply grabbed the beam and snapped it in half. "What the fuck..." Travis mumbled looking at the shattered lazer.
SG began to laugh madly and charged at the bewildered Travis. He gave him a knee to the face and broke a few of Travis's teeth. "Who's next?" It's voice cackled.
"That.." A voice said from the background. "Would be me."
"Wait a minute..." Maddawg said.
"Isn't that..." Xandus mumbled.
"Hehehe..." SG cackled. "Aren't we a bit cocky!" The grinning bastard charged in the direction of the voice and threw a punch. A hand appeared from the shadow and grabbed SG's fist. "Huh!?" SG managed to say before being thrown at a wall as the newcomer stepped into the light.
"Bitches miss me!?" Sho asked grinning.
"What the hell!? You just decide to come back out of nowhere!? How did you even get here!?" Maddawg asked.
"After Sam beat the hell out of me, the Composer fired me for not being good enough at my job..." Sho mumbled.
"Alright, but how did you DIE!?" Xandus asked.
"Oh, when the composer fires people, they get erased." Sho said simply and shrugged.
"So does this mean he's gonna leave?" Xandus asked referring to Travis.
"Probably, but that's up to the higher ups isn't it? Now, lets finish up Grimmy." Sho said pulling out a pistol.
"Oh-hoh..." SG cackled "Looks like this'll be more fun than I thought..."
The other villains disposed of their clones quickly, but when they looked for Grimm he was nowhere to be found. His shadow clone was standing there grinning and he suddenly charged at Maddawg and gave him a blast to the gut. Maddawg flew back about 20 feet and the Shadow Grimm cracked his knuckles. "Bring it bitches!"
"This seems wrong..." Xandus said as Shadow Grimm waited for the villains next move.
"Holy shit..." Maddawg mumbled getting up. "Whatever he is, he ain't Grimm. He's a tough one, way worse then our clones."
"Well, this should be fun then shouldn't it!?" Travis said charging at Shadow Grimm. He swung his katana and SG (I'm abbreviating it now.) simply grabbed the beam and snapped it in half. "What the fuck..." Travis mumbled looking at the shattered lazer.
SG began to laugh madly and charged at the bewildered Travis. He gave him a knee to the face and broke a few of Travis's teeth. "Who's next?" It's voice cackled.
"That.." A voice said from the background. "Would be me."
"Wait a minute..." Maddawg said.
"Isn't that..." Xandus mumbled.
"Hehehe..." SG cackled. "Aren't we a bit cocky!" The grinning bastard charged in the direction of the voice and threw a punch. A hand appeared from the shadow and grabbed SG's fist. "Huh!?" SG managed to say before being thrown at a wall as the newcomer stepped into the light.
"Bitches miss me!?" Sho asked grinning.
"What the hell!? You just decide to come back out of nowhere!? How did you even get here!?" Maddawg asked.
"After Sam beat the hell out of me, the Composer fired me for not being good enough at my job..." Sho mumbled.
"Alright, but how did you DIE!?" Xandus asked.
"Oh, when the composer fires people, they get erased." Sho said simply and shrugged.
"So does this mean he's gonna leave?" Xandus asked referring to Travis.
"Probably, but that's up to the higher ups isn't it? Now, lets finish up Grimmy." Sho said pulling out a pistol.
"Oh-hoh..." SG cackled "Looks like this'll be more fun than I thought..."
I don't know why, but I only have fun posting as Sho, so I brought him back. At the end of this arc I'll do something about Travis.
Anyways, Sam, I hope this works for whatever you were planning. I already have a way to kill SG if Xandus doesn't in his post. If it absolutely goes against whatever you were planning, just ignore it because what you did with the heroes was interesting so I'm guessing the plan for the villains was too.
Anyways, Sam, I hope this works for whatever you were planning. I already have a way to kill SG if Xandus doesn't in his post. If it absolutely goes against whatever you were planning, just ignore it because what you did with the heroes was interesting so I'm guessing the plan for the villains was too.
"You see folks, this is the danger of not fully reading a post!" Jay said.
"Indeed, if XxdragicexX was reading your previous post, he would have known that Travis is on the ground with a broken jaw." Continued Silent Bob.
"Now, this would be an example of ninja'ing, but his post is to short." Dwane Johnson said.
"Hey man who the fuck are you?" Asked Jay
"I'm NBA star Dwane Johnson."
"Get the fuck out of here man!" Jay said and beat the hell out of Dwane with a trash can.
"Indeed, if XxdragicexX was reading your previous post, he would have known that Travis is on the ground with a broken jaw." Continued Silent Bob.
"Now, this would be an example of ninja'ing, but his post is to short." Dwane Johnson said.
"Hey man who the fuck are you?" Asked Jay
"I'm NBA star Dwane Johnson."
"Get the fuck out of here man!" Jay said and beat the hell out of Dwane with a trash can.
Sidoh kicked the mothership in it's mothership balls, causing time to go back to normal speeds.
"GET OUTTA HERE, MOFOS!" Shouted Sidoh, killing Bob, Jay, and Dwayne instantly, by smacking 'em with the Washington Monument Note. Sidoh, kind of being on a roll, killed Shadow Xandus, Ram, Spanky, etc., until only SG was left. Sidoh was about to strike down SG from behind, when delivered to his back was a kick stronger than Chuck Norris'. Sidoh and SG crumpled in a heap, and out from the shadows emerged . . .
Shadow Chicago Ted.
"GET OUTTA HERE, MOFOS!" Shouted Sidoh, killing Bob, Jay, and Dwayne instantly, by smacking 'em with the Washington Monument Note. Sidoh, kind of being on a roll, killed Shadow Xandus, Ram, Spanky, etc., until only SG was left. Sidoh was about to strike down SG from behind, when delivered to his back was a kick stronger than Chuck Norris'. Sidoh and SG crumpled in a heap, and out from the shadows emerged . . .
Shadow Chicago Ted.
Zepren said:
Xandus117 said:
Zepren: I was trying to reference the clerks show where Jay and Silent Bob hate on Dwane ____ in the NBA I thought it was Johnson. Hell, might not even be Dwane.
Xandus: The villains are currently fighting a shadow clone of Grimm who is for some reason godly strong. And Travis is passd out and Sho's back. As for the heroes..... Ask Sam that one...
EDIT: I was ninjad, no clue about Space's post.
EDIT #2: We're fight Shadow Chicago Ted!? I LIKED SG! SCT isjust weird...
3rd and final edit: We're double dead I guess?
Xandus: The villains are currently fighting a shadow clone of Grimm who is for some reason godly strong. And Travis is passd out and Sho's back. As for the heroes..... Ask Sam that one...
EDIT: I was ninjad, no clue about Space's post.
EDIT #2: We're fight Shadow Chicago Ted!? I LIKED SG! SCT isjust weird...
3rd and final edit: We're double dead I guess?
"Guys, lets face it... we're losing our edge" Said Glenrath. He was miffed at this.
"But..." Ram tried to talk but got interrupted
"He's right we're useless!" Cried Sam. Phil put a comforting arm around him as the little magical kitten began to weep silently.
"What do we do?" Asked Spanky. "Spread shit all over ourselves?"
The heroes didn't have to answer this question.
"What we need.... PureAwesome. It's the only thing for it" Said Glenrath, a bit un-nerved.
"But that's illegal" Said Ram as Glenrath produced a bag of golden tablets
"It's the only way" He said as he handed them out then sollowed one. His eyes changed colors rapidly as did his feather. He then yelled in japanese and started flying around insanely in the air.
The others took theirs.... this wasn't gonna end well
"But..." Ram tried to talk but got interrupted
"He's right we're useless!" Cried Sam. Phil put a comforting arm around him as the little magical kitten began to weep silently.
"What do we do?" Asked Spanky. "Spread shit all over ourselves?"
The heroes didn't have to answer this question.
"What we need.... PureAwesome. It's the only thing for it" Said Glenrath, a bit un-nerved.
"But that's illegal" Said Ram as Glenrath produced a bag of golden tablets
"It's the only way" He said as he handed them out then sollowed one. His eyes changed colors rapidly as did his feather. He then yelled in japanese and started flying around insanely in the air.
The others took theirs.... this wasn't gonna end well
"As I was saying, the game is- Hey, what's wrong with that guy?" The shadowy figure asked. Glenrath was lying on the floor, foaming at the mouth and blabbering nonsense.
"Oh, he's just reacting badly to the acid-coated-mushrooms I slipped him just in case he decided to totally ignore the awesome new story arc I introduced and make up some nonsensical crap of his own," Sam replied.
"...Andthenramtriedtotalkbuthegotinterruptedbyamagicalkittenwhowasactuallysam..." Glen blathered, convulsing and rolling over.
"Aaw, sounds like a nice dream..." Sam murmured. "Sounds like in his messed-up crazy drug world, the heroes aren't in Purgatory anymore... Did I hear something about me being a magical kitten? One hell of a trip..."
"Ahem." The shadowy figure cleared his throat. "As I was saying, the game we play shall be-"
ANOTHER DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER
Meanwhile in Hell, the villains were doing a pretty good job of coming up with a plot of their own, so I won't interfere.
"Oh, he's just reacting badly to the acid-coated-mushrooms I slipped him just in case he decided to totally ignore the awesome new story arc I introduced and make up some nonsensical crap of his own," Sam replied.
"...Andthenramtriedtotalkbuthegotinterruptedbyamagicalkittenwhowasactuallysam..." Glen blathered, convulsing and rolling over.
"Aaw, sounds like a nice dream..." Sam murmured. "Sounds like in his messed-up crazy drug world, the heroes aren't in Purgatory anymore... Did I hear something about me being a magical kitten? One hell of a trip..."
"Ahem." The shadowy figure cleared his throat. "As I was saying, the game we play shall be-"
ANOTHER DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER
Meanwhile in Hell, the villains were doing a pretty good job of coming up with a plot of their own, so I won't interfere.
"So we're fighting... This guy now?" Sho asked the others
"Sure, why not..." Grimm mumbled.
"Where did you come from!?" Xandus asked.
"I was Shadow Grimm I think..." Grimm mumbled.
"Wait, your that strong!?" Maddawg asked.
"No, I just know I saw everything from his eyes... And this would make more sense if SOMEONE hadn't fucked up ajb's filler idea..." Grimm said
"What're you babblying about!?" Ted asked and was then shot in the face repeatedly by Sho. He then melted into a pool of shadow ooze.
"What is it?" Sho asked the others.
"Wait, I remember now..." Grimm said.
"Remember what?" Xandus asked
"What happened to me. After Travis killed his clone this black goo appeared. I tapped it with my foot and I turned into my shadow clone... But I could still control myself at that point... After Maddawg and Xandus took out their clones, the ooze went straigt for me. That's when I couldn't control what I was doing." Grimm explained.
"Wait... If we take some of this we should be hella strong right?" Sho asked.
"I dunno... Maybe?" Grimm said hopefully.
"Well, I'm willing to take the risk. I mean we're dead anyway right?" Sho asked simply and stepped into the black puddle. Nothing happened. "What the hell? Nothings happening..." He began to kneel down to further examine the puddle when the ooze formed a hand and grabbe dhis head. "THE FUCK!?" Sho cried trying to pull back.
"What's going on!? GRIMM! What did you do?" Maddawg asked.
Grimm simply stood grinning at the group and then turned into SG. "See you soon you three!" He said and began to laugh wildly before sinking through a shadow.
"What's going on?" Xandus asked as sho was dragged into the darkness.
"I don't know, but looks like we're going too..." Maddawg mumbled as the puddle began to spread across the room. The two slowly began to sink until they were completely in the pool. The puddle then shrank and disappeared.
"Ugh... My head..." Sho mumbled.
"Where are we?" Xandus asked as he looked around and saw....
"Sure, why not..." Grimm mumbled.
"Where did you come from!?" Xandus asked.
"I was Shadow Grimm I think..." Grimm mumbled.
"Wait, your that strong!?" Maddawg asked.
"No, I just know I saw everything from his eyes... And this would make more sense if SOMEONE hadn't fucked up ajb's filler idea..." Grimm said
"What're you babblying about!?" Ted asked and was then shot in the face repeatedly by Sho. He then melted into a pool of shadow ooze.
"What is it?" Sho asked the others.
"Wait, I remember now..." Grimm said.
"Remember what?" Xandus asked
"What happened to me. After Travis killed his clone this black goo appeared. I tapped it with my foot and I turned into my shadow clone... But I could still control myself at that point... After Maddawg and Xandus took out their clones, the ooze went straigt for me. That's when I couldn't control what I was doing." Grimm explained.
"Wait... If we take some of this we should be hella strong right?" Sho asked.
"I dunno... Maybe?" Grimm said hopefully.
"Well, I'm willing to take the risk. I mean we're dead anyway right?" Sho asked simply and stepped into the black puddle. Nothing happened. "What the hell? Nothings happening..." He began to kneel down to further examine the puddle when the ooze formed a hand and grabbe dhis head. "THE FUCK!?" Sho cried trying to pull back.
"What's going on!? GRIMM! What did you do?" Maddawg asked.
Grimm simply stood grinning at the group and then turned into SG. "See you soon you three!" He said and began to laugh wildly before sinking through a shadow.
"What's going on?" Xandus asked as sho was dragged into the darkness.
"I don't know, but looks like we're going too..." Maddawg mumbled as the puddle began to spread across the room. The two slowly began to sink until they were completely in the pool. The puddle then shrank and disappeared.
"Ugh... My head..." Sho mumbled.
"Where are we?" Xandus asked as he looked around and saw....
What did he see!?