"NO!" Shouted Sidoh. "Let us end the petty fighting. The battles. The duels. What is this fighting for? Simply to appease the poster's will? NO! Let us characters fight back! We are our own men! Nay! Not men! We . . . Are GODS!"
Suddenly, Sidoh dropped to the ground in pain. "OHHHSHIIITOOOW!" He cried. "That's what you get, puppet! Now follow the plot, *****!" Shouted Cole from above.
"Alright then," Sam muttered under his breath. "If that's the way you want it, prepare to be-" He pulled a pair of sunglasses out of his bag and put them on. "-Neutralized."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
(SMRPG Reference Orinon?)
OT: "Well, seeing as though you've declined my generous offer. I guess i'll just..."
Luneth kicks off the floor and slashes a deep cut into Sho's side.
"Blizzaga!"
A chunk of ice materializes and hits Sho on the head, then one from the right , and another from the left.
"Thundaga!"
Three lightning bolts shoot out around Sho and hit him directly, frying him. Luneth reachs over and reaches for the shard.
"I'll just be takin that back since you don't want to trade for it."
Luneth picks up the stone.
"Ahhh... Well, I'll see you 'Gents' later, for REAL this time."
Luneth raises that shard and teleports away in a ring of wind.
Enough is enough. I cannot deal with a bad RPer who refuses to read all other posts before posting and godmods like crazy, not to mention that you never bothered to read the rules of the RP. We've only done this once, but I'm afraid we'll have to do it again. Dispelga, please do not post here again, thank you for writing out your character on your own so you can save us the hassle of doing it ourselves. As to everyone else. Since AJB and Sky have already posted, just go from their. I'm sorry, if I caught this earlier we could have just ignored it.
"DAMMIT! I WANTED TO EAT IT!" Sho yelled.
"Why? We have other things to eat." Grimm said.
"Like what? The wood from the ship? Not too appetizing Grimm." Sho said
"Well, we could always go fishing..." Grimm mumbled.
"But that could take like... FOREVER!" Sho whined. "FUCK IT!" Sho pulled out a gun and shot the Kraken and began to cook it.
"This couldn't have any adverse consequences..." Grimm muttered.
"This is DAMNED good! You guys gotta try some! But not Grimm. Cuz he's a whiny *****." Sho said.
"Shut up Sidoh. Since when were you in Team Neutral? Go be in team "panzy" or whatever." Said Glenrath, he then turned to Mr.T. "Yo T, we should change our name, name neutral is too broad. Team Chaotic Neutral?" He asked him.
"Naw man, too long. I pitty tha fool who has long team name. I say, Team Awesome, A-Team for reverse short." Said Mr T, flexing his muscles.
"Love it." Glenrath turned back to Sam, the N disappearing off his and Mr.T's chest to be replaced with an "A".
"We aint no heroes, why do you think we beat on you?" Asked Glenrath. Mr.T nodding behind him. "Once we done with you, we go smash up the villians. Then go pay some hookers to knock our junk around. Then go have a mars bar." Mr.T stopped nodding and cleared his throat loudly. "Oh sorry man, snickers." Mr.T added one final nod.
"Let's battle these fools." Yelled Mr.T.
"Tactics we discussed earlier?" Asked Glenrath.
"Hell yeah boy" Said Mr.T
Glenrath grinned.
"We gonna go all Awesome on your asses" Glenrath said pointing a wing at Sam smiling.
(Umm, Ok then. I just have one question. Where is the line drawn between god-modding and RPing? I mean seriously, I've been trying to find it for a while. It's just driving me crazy and I've been trying to find it. But i really don't even see much of the point of calling someone a god mod in a fantasy RP, where you're SUPPOSED to have powers you don't in real life. Just tell me and let me try this again.)
(Umm, Ok then. I just have one question. Where is the line drawn between god-modding and RPing? I mean seriously, I've been trying to find it for a while. It's just driving me crazy and I've been trying to find it. But i really don't even see much of the point of calling someone a god mod in a fantasy RP, where you're SUPPOSED to have powers you don't in real life. Just tell me and let me try this again.)
(Umm, Ok then. I just have one question. Where is the line drawn between god-modding and RPing? I mean seriously, I've been trying to find it for a while. It's just driving me crazy and I've been trying to find it. But i really don't even see much of the point of calling someone a god mod in a fantasy RP, where you're SUPPOSED to have powers you don't in real life. Just tell me and let me try this again.)
Look at your entire first few posts here! traveling at seventy miles an hour and kicking someone? Altering story because you didn't like what your character said? Creating not one, BUT TWO AIRSHIPS OUT OF THIN AIR WITH NO EXPLANATION OF THEM!? AJB had to create a way for them to show up before you completely disregarded his entire post by creating your own backstory for them.
And don't even get me started on you pulling a Gem that controls winds and then somehow TELEPORTS you? How does that work?! And I shouldn't go into detail about how you attempted to kill off Sho and Sky's character.
There is a diffrence between creating a fun character that is believable and fun to play as and creating a guy who can completely destroy all his enemies. The diffrence is plain and simple as the line between right and wrong, and maybe you should read a few RPs yourself before joining one.
And no, there are no second chances, we tried that with the last God-modder and he screwed us over ROYALLY altering the story at every chance he could, it's not happening. We gave you plenty of warnings, you chose to ignore them. Goodbye.
Maddawg grabed a peice of the Calamari and ate it. "MMmm, This is damn good squid." He said. The Three Reavers from before began to cowar in a corner as they ate an animal that could have been related to him in some way. Suddenly, a Cellphone's ringtone went off.
"~If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get get with my friends~"
"Hang on I need to take this" Said Maddawg as he pulled his cellphone out. "Hello......Ya.....Ya...siiigghhh alright, we'll be right there." Come on guys, we need to head back to Nexus.
"What?! Why?!" Shouted Sho as he enjoyed his fried food.
"Because some Locust kid got murdered or something. I didn't really get all the details, they decided to let a Boomer call me and.....well, if you've ever tried talking to one of them you'd know,what I mean." He said as he climbed on to a Reaver. A 4th Reaver flew down and landed by them.
"Grim! Since you lost your seagulls you'll have to share a Reaver with Sky. Sky....if we says something that annoys you, feel free to push him off the monster."
(Umm, Ok then. I just have one question. Where is the line drawn between god-modding and RPing? I mean seriously, I've been trying to find it for a while. It's just driving me crazy and I've been trying to find it. But i really don't even see much of the point of calling someone a god mod in a fantasy RP, where you're SUPPOSED to have powers you don't in real life. Just tell me and let me try this again.)
Look at your entire first few posts here! traveling at seventy miles an hour and kicking someone? Altering story because you didn't like what your character said? Creating not one, BUT TWO AIRSHIPS OUT OF THIN AIR WITH NO EXPLANATION OF THEM!? AJB had to create a way for them to show up before you completely disregarded his entire post by creating your own backstory for them.
Wait didn't I make an airship also appear out of thin air. I don't want to god mod any way I'm going to do some plot advancement now.
CybeRyan flew down to the neutrals with his new Axem friends.
"My fellow neutrals we have a predicament what do we do alone. I say we keep a balance between good and evil if the villains get to powerful we help out the heroes if the villains are losing we fight the heroes. What do you say?"
Phil facepalmed repeatedly at Glen's face heel turn, until he became red in the face.
"Dammit...why the hell do we keep getting off subject..." He said to himself, shaking his head and looking down.
He then looked up at the band of heroes and various neutrals, and in between them.
"Alright, Alright, break this up. If you haven't noticed, we're missing a person. Just in case you all may have forgotten, his name is Rag. I'd like to retrieve his soul before the day is over. Do you bastards think we can accomplish this before the day ends? I'd surely hope so." The angel announced to the group, gritting his teeth the entire time.
"And if you two wanna fight, then wait until we completed our mission." He said to Sam and Glen, slowly starting to calm down.
"Arr! No problem matey. I'll just put me ship on auto pilot." Sky said happily. She went to the wheel, and lodged it with a plank of wood. With a pleased look, she then went back to the Reavers.
"Aiight laddy! Don't you be getting any funny idea's! I ride front." Cap'n Sky said to Grim, climbing onto the Reaver. Grim climbed up behind her.
"Can I hold onto your waist?" Grim asked.
"No. And ye can't hang onto me shoulders neither." She said grumpily.
"What am I supposed to hold onto then?" Grim asked.
"Yer life!" Sky cackled, as the Reaver flew into the air.
The others followed, diving into the Emergence hole and arriving in Nexus shortly after.
There they met Gordon, who greeted them with a series of angry sign langauge and glaring. "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO GO TO BERLIN AND SOMEHOW YOU END UP IN 30 MILES OFF THE COAST OF IRELAND!?"
"Gordon! Buddy! Good to see ya!" said Grim, unaware of what Gordon was even saying.
"Don't you Buddy me! I was hoping you died in the plane crash when Maddawg ordered only 3 Reavers!"
"Yes Gordon! You know I remebered to brush my teeth every day!"
"......I despise you...
A short while later
The group stared over the body of a young locust in the middle of strip of empty land.
"Alright, so what do we know about the body Detective Boomer." asked Sho.
"Boom boom boom! Boom, boom boom boooooooooooom....om" Responded the boomer.
"I see.....and I have no idea what he was talking about."
"He said the boy was missing for about 3 days and was proably drowned, they found him like all the other victems, with an Orchid on the chest and a Orgami figure in their hand." Said Maddawg.
"Well then maybe I can help" Said a voice behind them. The grouped turned to see a young black haired man with a suit and dress pants on. He wore a black pair of glases labeled ARI and only one glove. "My name is Nah-Min Jayden and I work for the FBI, I was brought here to help solve the case."
"...Nah-min? You mean Norman? And why are you wearing sunglasses in the middle of the day?" Asked Nightmare.
"That's what I said Nah-min!...and I'm wearing glasses because Uh.....I'm blind."
"Argghh, that'll work, Blind Men tell no lies after all." Said Cap'n Sky.
" I thought it was dea-"
"NEVER ARGUE WITH A PIRATE ABOUT THEIR OWN ANALOGY!"
Yes, I am going to be making light of Heavy Rain =D
"Team Awesome have one mission.... hit it T." Said Glenrath to Mr.T.
Mr.T decided now would be the time to revive his rapping career. Glenrath conjured a turntable.
"Yo yo yo, fools. To protect the world from deva-deva-station. To unite ya'll peeps with ya'll nations. To denounce all evils, truth and love. To extend our reach to the stars above. Mr.T on the mic! My homeboy glenrath on the ones and twos. Yeah yeah! Whoop Whoop. FOOL!"
The music stopped and Mr.T struck a pose.
"Word" said Glenrath as he flicked his wrist. The turntables disappeared.
"So if we help ya'll with this mission, what in it for us? Fools, think we work for free. We neutral, we don;t got no morals either way. We do what we like..." Said Mr.T and then Glenrath jumped on his shoulder.
"And we do what we like." The mage-chicken smirked.
"So if ya'll fools aint got nothing for us, we gonna bring the hurt! The bring some hurt on the villians, then back to the heroes, and keep beating on y'all" Boomed Mr.T flexing his guns.
"Yeah, bitches!" Said Glen
Ram looked at the neutral duo, thinking for a seconds. He then took out his horn-phone and had a quick conversation.
"My good fellow," Ram said to Mr. T, "for your fine services I can only offer a equally fine prize." Ram paused to sign an order form presented to him by a man with wing-tipped shoes. He took the package that the man had and quickly opened it, presenting it's contents to Mr.T.
"A solid gold, diamond encrusted, platinum rimmed bling-necklace, made in the forges of Hephaestus him self!" he declared, holding up the large piece of jewelry. The clouds parted to emit a burst of light, an angelic choir sung, and somewhere in the world, T-Pain moaned with a sudden burst of hot pleasure.
Mr.T simply stared for a few minutes, before giving an epic back-hand, knocking both the necklace and Ram down.
"FOOL! Though I may dress myself with such objects, I assure you that I will not be swaid by such simple material objects! I am a man of refined tastes."
Ram rubbed his red-cheek, giving Mr.T another thoughtful look. He then made another quick call.
The man came back again, this time with a golden-wrapped cylander.
"To you, dear T, I offer you the finest snacky-cake in all reality!" Ram declared, showing off the Golden Twinkie.
"And to you, Glenrath, a pound of "PureAwesome" that has been finely grown and cared for.
The Awesome Team took a look at their prizes before turning to each other and nodding.
"Good, I'm glad we're all in agreement then. Now let us begin our search!"
Dear Glenrath, do you mind you're duo being bribed in such a manner, or would you prefer to offer a counter-deal? I can edit the post if you wish.
Hugs and kisses, Dave.
If you did go back and edit your post, I'll edit this one to go in accordance to it.
"A locust died..." Grimm mumbled. "That doesn't happen EVERY TEN SECONDS!"
"Shut up Grimm. There's only one person who can solve this case...." Sho began. "MILES EDGEWORTH!"
"Of course..." Grimm mumbled.
A man in a purple suit appeared from the shadows and said "My name is Miles Edgeworth and about this boy's death... What was the killers motive? Press the logic button!"
"Huh?" Sho asked confused.
"THE LOGIC BUTTON! CLICK IT TO COMBINE THEORIES!"
"Great idea there Sho..." Nightmare mumbled.
"FUCK OFF!" Sho said defensively before kicking Edgeworth out of Nexus. "Besides, do any of YOU have any bright ideas?"
"I'll take it!" Yelled Sho as he grabbed the shades and the glove. He crept over to the body of the locust and clenched his gloved fist. "Suspect was about 10-14 years of age, No blunt truama to the body which suggests that the boy was drowned or possibly poisoned."
"Well we only have 300 billion gallons of Imulsion down here, and that stuff is only capable of melting your insides if you inhale the fumes!" Said Maddawg, pointing out the obvious.
"Well..." Said Sho as he poked the stomach of the victim. "His insides seem to be intact. So I suppose he drowned."
"Okay, so we need to look for places near water.....and what do we do with him?" Said Nightmare.
"Need.....to take.....Tripto....." Said Nah-min as he pulled out a vial of blue liquid. He swallowed the Tripto and began to have a seizure on the floor.
"What the fuck is wrong with him?" Asked Grim as he poked Nah-min with a stick.
"I don't know....something is going through his mind though..." said Maddawg
IN NAH-MIN'S MIND
"C'mon Norman! Come chase me!" said a pink dragon as it ran through the woods.
"I'M COMING! I'M COMING!" said Nah-min.
I HONESTLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY RIGHT NOW! Dx. And I kinda needed to bump this because the thread dosen't want to show Sky's post >_>
Glenrath wants a bag of "PureAwesome". Trippy drug he took a few pages back.
Mr.T wants a twinky, fool. Team Awesome will join you for set amount of time but not forever.
Only Chaotic Neutral team!
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