Link ran up to Sam and slashed his back.
"I risked my life for you guys, and that's how you thank me? Well whatever."
Link turned and jumped out fo the arm towards the Hero-tron's skull, which was cracked open by the Villain-tron's skull, which was cracked open, and jumped into villain tron's skull."
Maddawg: Who the hell are you.
"Me? I'm just here to do, THIS!"
Link executed a great spin in Villain-tron's head and it completly cut it off, it fell to the ground with a satisfying CRASH!
Maddawg: AUGH! CURSE YOU WELL THOUGHT OUT PLOT DEVICE!
Link jumped off the headless Villain-tron, which somehow could still stand and fight.
"Damnit, how to do destroy these things?"
Sorry for the obscure reference coming up guys... Once he knocked off the head this had to happen...
The Hero-Tron picked up the Villain-Tron's head and readied it's sword. "Well, any last words before I shove this sword through your robot's skull?" Sam asked plainly.
"YOU HAVEN'T BROKEN OUR SPIRIT!" Maddawg said.
"Wait, I didn't say anything about.... DAMMIT." Sam said realizing what was going on.
"Maddawg's right!" Sho exclaimed as his personal robot that had emerged from the villain tron as the head was knocked off. "No matter how bright the situation my be! We will find a way to darken it!" Sho's robot was small in comparasin to the heroes, but it was more agile. Sho pulled out a staff with a drill on either end and charged up the arm of the Hero-Tron. He stabbed the machine's shoulder and was quickly knocked off.
"IT'S USELESS!" Lelouch said as he fired all cannons at the Sho-Tron.
"DAMMIT! THIS IS GOING JUST HOW THEY WANT!" Sam exclaimed
"Argh! I got yer back matey!" Sky said as hundreds of arms materialized in front of the Sho-Tron. Each stopping the lazers coming from the Hero-Tron's cannons. "TAKE THIS!" She cried as the Sky-Tron turned each lazer into and individual blade. "GRIMM! If ye fail me now I'll cut of your hands and feed them to ya!" Sky yelled to Grimm.
"Ugh... I finally get to DO something..." Grimm mumbled from his personal mecha. "All cannons ready... And... FIRE!" Grimm said oddly enthusiastic. The Grimm-Tron launched it's lazers to follow the Sky-Tron as she charged up to the head of the Hero-Tron and repeatedly stabbed it. The lazer shut off the majority of the Hero-Trons cameras.
"DAMMIT. Well at least they don't have anyone to..." Sam began but realized his mistake as he looked at the Gyrados. "Well. We're fucked." The other heroes looked at him confused.
"Your turn Nightmare!" Sky said as she fell off the head of the Hero-Tron.
"Bout damn time..." The Nightmare-Tron appeared with a dual weilded lightsaber and the soul edge. "Alright... Let's finish this." The Nightmare-Tron charged at the Hero-Tron and attacked it's legs.
"FUTILE!" Ram cried as he paralyzed the Nightmare-Tron with bolts of electricity. "Time to end this!" Ram launched an impossibly large amount of lightning at the group of Villain-Trons.
"MR.T! TOSS ME AN EMPTY POKEBALL!" Sho said.
"Hmph. I pity the fool who isn't prepared." Mr. T said tossing Sho-Tron a large Pokeball.
"Perfect!" Sho said. Right before the lightning energy struck the villains Sho-Tron threw the pokeball. *TON OF ENERGY WAS CAUGHT!*
"Alright! MADDAWG! Catch!" Sho said and the Sho-Tron threw the Pokeball at Maddawgs mech.
"GOT IT!" Maddawg caught the ball and put it in his cannon. "Let's see how you like it!" He said before launching the Pokeball at the heroes.
"Thank GOD he didn't keep going..." Sam mumbled.
The Hero-Tron erupted in a flash of light and fell apart. The Villain-Trons did the same due to the staggering amount of damage each had taken.
"NOW. We fought, it was fun. But for GOD SAKES. It's time for a plot don't you think?" Sho asked.
"I agree Mr. Villain. Why don't we follow my plot for a while?"
Said Link while falling in midair. I have no clue what's going on here...
Lel: I still owe you guys my life so...
"Until! You! Stop! Typing! In! Script! Form! You! Lose! Credibility! In! My! Eyes!!!" Sam yelled, punctuating each word by slamming Link's head in a door. The door wasn't attached to a wall or anything, Sam had just pulled it out of his bag so that he could slam Link's head in it.
Lelouch: hey stop hitting him *shakes fist like an angry old man*
"You get no say in this, limey!" Sam yelled, gliding over to Lelouch and battering him with a Zombie Musashi action figure over and over again. Every time Sam hit Lelouch, the action figure said a fun phrase. THWACK. "Ever heard of a speech mark?" THWACK. "Whenever you miss out a capitalization for a name or the start of a sentence, kittens die!" THWACK. "For christ's sake, fatally wounding your own allies is as stupid as you are ugly!"
"Zombie Musashi has spoken!" Sam yelled, kicked Lelouch into Link and stapled their clothes together, before sitting on the pair of them and waiting to land on the hard ground.
And then they did land.
lelouch: what the fuck? how did this happen again?
link: shrugs*
lelouch: you know what? fuck you< *geass* how about you do some push ups until i say stop (and i will say stop im not going to abuse my mind control)
sam: as you wish *starts doing push ups*
link pulls out his sword and separates their clothes*
link: shit now we have holes in our clothes *grabs stapler* lets get some payback *evil grin* *staples sam"s mouth shut*
lelouch: alright you can stop now
sam: mmmmph mmmph! *stops doing push ups and falls to the ground exhausted*
lelouch: so what do you wanna do with him now link?
"I think we should let him go and just continue the damn plot." Said Link.
"Aw! You're no fun...." Said Lelouch after folding his arms and putting on a dissapointed anime face.
"MMMPH MMMPH!" Said a stapled Sam.
"Oh, sorry. *pulls out staples and bandages wounds after appling hydrogen peroxide.* There, all better" Said Dr. Link
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL BETTER?! I HAVE FUCKING HOLES IN MY LIPS!" Said an angry, glowing Sam.
"Can we just move the damn plot on already?!" Said Midna from Link's shadow. "The next mirror piece is at the Sacred Grove, I just conveniently remembered it from the strategy guide."
"YOSH! Let's go!" Said Link with one foot on a rock, a finger pointing straight ahaead, and a wide ggrin.
"I still owe you guys my life, plus you're kinda fun... So!" Said Lelouch standing next to him with a newly rown long nose, Overalls, goggles, and a slingshot.
"Oh, why not? Let's just go after you're damn mirror. Anything to move this plot along." Said An irritated Sam.
lelouch: looks like we need some reinforcements! good thing i have quite a few people that owe me favors. *pulls out cellphone* Yeah Coop? remember me? i saved you and jamie from that blarg ambush a year ago! Anyways come to my location and bring the Megas with you. after this we'll call it even.
Link: who was that?
Lelouch: oh just someone with a kickass giant robot. I have one more ally to add to this fight.
pulls out a teleporter* ill be back. don't die until i get back! Oh and if Jamie and Coop get here before i get back. just point at the enemy and tell them to go nutshit. *teleports home*
Link: dont stay gone long!
Sam: Go! Zombie Musashi! Attack! *throws Zombie Musashi at the oncoming army* "Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all outta gum" said musashi.
"I pity the fools that keep forgetting our existance." Said Mr.T to Glenrath.
"Too true." Said Glenrath pulling out one of his signature blunderbusses. Mr.T pulled out dual uzis.
"Given up on pokemon for this one?" Smirked Mr.T at Glenrath who grinned back.
"No way"
He withdrew a pokeball.
"Ho-oh, Go!" He yelled as he threw the ball and the golden majestic Ho-oh appeared. Glenrath jumped on it's back and it soared upwards.
"Gyrados return!"
He looked to his left and there was Mr.T on his Lugia. They began taking pop-shots at the DLA troops. They swerved in and out between large groups of them.
"Wooohooo!" Exclaimed Glenrath as he flew through the flames of a newly destroyed cyborg sith.
"Ah god damnit... Why does this kind of shit keep happenin to me?" Said Link unhappily.
"I dunno, you just don't seem to be very liked in the villain groups, which means you're doing your job right at least." Said Midna.
"Yeah... I guess so." Said Link.
"WILL YOU GUYS HELP?!" Said Sam as he was shootin down ODST's
"Oh, yeah, right" Said Link and Midna together.
Link touched the Twilit stone aain and turned into a wolf and began to chomp down on the heads of the cyborgs while midna threw back the one's tryin to get him off.
"WOOF RUFF GRR! (That's how you do it son.)" Said Wolf Link to Sam after jumping off the head of a Sith Cyborg.
"Show off..." Said Sam shooting down some DLA's with his epic guns.
"HA! YOU PUNY WEAKLINS ARE NO MATCH FOR MAH SWORD!" Said Nightmare after decapitating 5 cyborgs in one swing.
"Ruff... Grr woof. (No... He's a show off.)" Said Wolf Link.
"Yup, total show off..." Said Midna after ripping the head off an ODST.
Coop: WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO! (Megas XLR reference anyone?)
Jamie: holy crap why did you have to go that fast?
Coop: uh cuz lelouch saved us that one time, remember?
Jamie: oh yeah!
Coop: Whoa! check it out! there's a battle going on here!
Link: Hey Up there! are you Coop and Jamie?
Coop: Yeah why? Where's lelouch?
Link: He said he would be back shortly, He also said to go nutshit on all of the mechs in that general direction *points to the army*
Coop: Can DO! Lets do this Jamie!
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*the Megas charges at the enemy army, demolishing all in its path*
Sam: holy shit! i didnt know lelouch had that kind of connections! *shoots the head off an ODST*
Link: Me neither!
(PS: Jamie and Coop are only temporary and will leave after this battle)
Alex simply morphed his arm into a blade, jamming it into the man's gut and tearing it. The ODST's guts fell out on the floor, and were soon pulled into Alex's body along with the rest of him.
Alex morphed into the ODST and picked up his weapon. Time to cause some chaos.
He fired at another soldier, then another, before holding the weapon to his head and firing, appearing to kill himself.
"No!" cried an ODST. He rushed over to Alex's "corpse," and knelt down. Alex grabbed the man's head and broke his neck.
Alex stood up and morphed back into himself. Excellent.
Link stopped ripping the heads off cyborgs and ODST's gorily and turned to address Alex. He touched the master sword and turned back into Link. "Who the hell are you?"
"How did you see through my disguise?" Said a suprised Alex.
Link held up a small, purple looking glass. "Lens of Truth."
"WRONG GGAME IN THE SERIES!" Shouted Midna.
"I'm fucking Link, I have control over my entire damn series cause i'm the last one that they made, for now.
"Ok..." Said Alex confused.
"Oh, right. Anyway, what side are you on? Villain or Hero?" Said Link with sword drawn from it's sheathe, Midna leaning on his shoulder in mid-air, serious look on her face, giant hand protuding from her skull.
"Neither. I'm neutral, get used to it." He pulled a hand grenade from beneath his hoodie and primed it, hurling it at a Scorpion tank. He then sprinted off, slaughtering ODSTs left and right.
"Damnit... I hate neutrals, there basically stupid, except Mercenaries, they're all right." Said Link.
"Except when their not on your team..." Said Midna.
"I own an entire army full of mercenaries, I don't see what you're complaining about." Said Lelouch. (Yes... I know a little bit about Code Geass, damn you Adult swim saturdays... DAMN YOU INSOMNIA!)
"Whelp, back to killin stuff . HAAT!" Said Link unleashing a great, whirlwind spin, cutting down around 50 cyborgs, 32 ODST's, and 45 DLA's.
"I didn't know you could combine something from two game's in your series." Said Lelouch reffering to the Wind Waker, Twilight Princess fusion attack Link just did.
"Yup, i'm that epic." Said Link while stabbing the heart of an ODST behind him by thrusting the sword between his right arm and his torso.
"*Coughshowoffcoughcough." Said Lelouch.
"And what can you do Mr. Mind control? I'll bet you can't even fight for yourself." Said Link.
So, how would you boiz and goilz feel about me introducing a plot about Corporate Man reviving Walt Disney's cryogenicly frozen head, so WD could take over the world with his army of Orc-like mini Mickey Mouse Cthulus?
"Oh come on Maddawg, that things gotta be too powerful too have in this RP." Said Link.
"(Insert answer here Maddawg.)" Said Maddawg.
"Hmm...." Said Link
"Well Whatever, BACK TO THE MINDLESS KILLING SPREE!" Said Link who then after performed a Jump assault on 20 ODST's, slicing one in half and sending the 19 others flying.
Sho: so.... what i miss?
"What the fuck are you doing?" Maddawg asked.
Sho: killing kittens.
"Here's a box of them stop doing that annoying ass script talk." Nightmare said.
"WHEE!" Sho yelled with delight and began to slaughter the kittens.
I was with you up until I got lazy and stopped reading the posts. Been busy with english final, that's why I wasn't here most of the weekend...
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. HAAT!" Said Link unleashing a great, whirlwind spin, cutting down around 50 cyborgs, 32 ODST's, and 45 DLA's.