The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[sky14kemea]

"Arr... I think I passed out from all that rum." Cap'n Sky groaned, before spotting a pile of dead kittens. Her eyes lit up.

"New pet!" She grabbed one and cuddled it tight.

Spoiler: OOC

Wow, I go comatose for one day 'cause of a hike and I miss tons O-o I'm with ajb, I have no idea what's going on, but I don't wanna be left behind again T^T

 

[Tiny116]

Tiny watched Glenwrath and Mr T fly off on their monsters.

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"I told you they were better than you Tiny"


'Be quiet Garrus or i'll put you on mute!' Tiny growled and ran in the direction of all the fighting.
seeing an ODST about to decapitate Link Tiny force somersalted and sliced it in two with his lightsaber.

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Tiny did a little dance as Mr T's uzi bullets landed a little to close to his feet.
'I'm on your side dammit!' Tiny yelled
'Hey Link did ya miss me' Tiny asked

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"Strange energies coming from that ones eye."
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'Now that Garrus was useful!' Tiny told his Eyepiece.
Tiny sliced up a couple of more ODST's while he was waiting for a reply

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Hey Tiny, wassup?" Said Link as he cut the heads off 2 more cyborgs.
"Oh, hi Tiny." Said Midna as she ripped off the head of another ODST.
"Not much, just savin lives." Said Tiny as he force choked 3 ODSTs.
Do ya think we should up the force a bit Tiny?" Said Link
"Sure... But how?" Said Tiny
"I'D SURE LIKE TO KNOW HOW!" Said Lelouch from his big monster, who was too busy stomping on countless enemies.
"Yeah, what could an elf like you do to make yourself more powerful, i'd sure like to see." Said Nightmare as he smashed the heads of 2 more ODSTs with his bare hands.
Link and Midna looked at each other with smirks on their faces then turned to the group with large smiles on their faces.
The whole ggroup then turnned to look at them.
"WHAT?!" Said the whole group.
"Oh, it's not what I'M going to do." Said Link turning his eyes towards Midna with a smirk.
The group looked at Midna with brows raised.
Midna started to float and three dark, glowing, pieces of armour bean to float around her, then they slammed on her and began to rumble. She start to get picked up and get thrown around before finally transforming into a humongous behemoth of light energy.
"Whoooooaaa..." Said the whole group except for Link, who had his arms folded.
"That's good ol' Midna for ya." Said Link who watched as Midna began to crash through the army of cyborgs, DLAs, and ODSTs.

 

[Tiny116]

Tiny looked up at Minda....
And whistled
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"I know what you mean Tiny" Garrus agreed
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'Garrus how come you can't do that?' Tiny asked the AI
Garrus began to increase the rate of information and battle scenarios to the eyepiece so much Tiny was all most blinded on that side.
'I get it I get it!' Tiny exclaimed Force EMPing a group of cyborgs and slicing a squad of ODSTs into bite sized chuncks
'How many of these things are there?!' Tiny yelled to the teams

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"MIDNA! SEE IF YOU AND LELOUCH CAN'T TAKE OUT THAT AIRSHIP!" Said Link before jumping over an ODST and slicing it's head in half and landing right next to Nightmare.
"So elf-boy, looks like we've gotta work toether now..." Said Nightmare with his back to Link's
"Looks like it Hulk." Said Link after cutting down a cyborg.
"On 3." Said Nightmare.
"1,2,3!" Said both Link and Nightmare who afterward proceeded to both jump about 50 feet into the air. They both got back to back and stuck their swords out and began to spin, faster and faster and faster and faster, until the suction from their blades not only kept them in mid-air, but created a tornado which sucked a huge number of the DLA's army into it it, which was then obliterated and reduced to a liquid state once it reached to two fiercesome swordsmen. Link channeled his Light energy into the tornado while Nightmare channeled his dark energy, and the tornado spit out giant globs of both, which exploded on impact with the ground. Link's ligght energy disintegrated any of the army that was caught in the blast while Nightmare's dark energy created a singularity, that lasted for only a second, where it landed. Both swordsmen jumped down and stared at the mass of dead soldiers around them, there wasn't a live one for around 1000 yards. "Not bad elf boy." Said Nightmare. "You too puppet boy." Said Link, refferin to the sword which controlled Nightmare's body.
MEANWHILE!
Midna and Lelouch were flying over head towards the airship.
(I'll let you write the rest out Lel.)

 

[Tiny116]

SPLAT
Tiny stopped frozen as a collected assortment of gore splashed down on his head.
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Garrus shorted out in Tiny's ear!
'DAMMIT' Tiny roared Crushing the chest of the last ODST he had been duelling.

Tiny stormed to Nightmare and Link 'FAIR WARNING GUYS!' Tiny had gone a strange beetroot colour (underneath the blood and intestines) and was flicking his eyes from Link to the more intimidating Nightmare, itching to force shove one of them into last week.
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'I don't suppose either of you have a couple of hundred tissues?' Tiny enquired removing Garrus from his ear and eye. 'You broke my blasted eyepiece as well!' Tiny was actually shaking with suppressed rage.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Oh, heheh... sorry Tiny." Said Link scratching the back of his head.
"I'm not..." Said Nightmare who then after gave Tiny a warning slash.
"Okok... Jesus christ Nightmare..." Said Tiny who then ran away about 1000 yards so he could kill more soldiers.

 

[Tiny116]

Spoiler: OOC

I don't think I would have ran away

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

I don't think I would have ran away

Spoiler: OOC

I didn't make you run away in fear, I made you run towards more soldiers so you could kill them.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Lelouch: right! midna, do yo think you could lift cybie to the airship?

Midna: I dunno he looks really heavy. ill try though.

*midna begins to try lifting cybie with her behemoth arms.*

midna: UGGHHH! he .....really is heavy .....but i can make it to the airship and no further.

Lelouch: Great! lets go!

*as they approached the warship, the hangar doors opened, and a thousand mechs poured out onto the deck to greet us.

Lelouch: ready Cybie?

Cyberdemon: MOOOOOOO!

Midna: ill take left you and demon-breath go right

Lelouch: got it!

*the cyberdemon looses a few rockets into the mechs, killing dozens of them.

Midna: Good god where did you get that?

Lelouch: i found him in a junk yard for 2 dollars (cookie for the reference). his circuitry was fucked up so it took me a LONG time to make repairs.

Midna: is that so *as she rips apart three mechs at once.

Lelouch: Hey can you communicate with Link Telepathicly?

Midna: Yeah, why?

Lelouch: tell him that we have arrived on board the ship and are stompin ass. Also ask him for a status report on the Ground Front.

Midna: 'kay.

(your turn fury)

 

[J-H]

"Funky Force Field!" Musa cried out, making a disco shaped shield around here, blocking some attacks. She didn't know how these soldiers came to be, but she knew that she was going to be busy for a while. She lost track of there the ship fell quite some time ago, and Musa knew that it would take her a while to track it down again. But, in the mean time...

"Sonic blast!" She cried out, shooting down some of the soldiers with a blast of high frequency sound waves.

 

[Sam G]

"For God's sake, stop typing in script form!!!" Sam yelled, grabbing Lelouch by the collar and headbutting him in the face.
Sam: You see what I'm doing now? Have you noticed anyone else doing this? *Draws knife and stabs Lelouch many times in the stomach*
"It's annoying! Also, it doesn't suit the whole vibe of the RP, or indeed any RP I've engaged in on this site! You need to stop, or I'll kill you!" Sam pulled a rifle out of his bag and shot Lelouch's kneecaps out, then pissed in his hair as he lay bleeding on the ground.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Sam..........since when did you get on this ship?

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: OOC

plot device... plot device.

 

[ajb924]

"Sup guys." Sho said casually.
"Since when were YOU on this ship!?" Lelouch asked Sho.
"Man... I'm so wasted I don't even know where I am..." Sho mumbled and began laughing. "Say, what kind of ship is this? I'm gonna pretend it's an airship." Suddenly some of the D.L.A's mechs approached the ship. "Nice tin can. Lets see how much damage it can take." Sho shot out a sonic blast and powered down all 3 of them. "Well, I'm bored. This is a ship right? Wheres the kitchen/booze?"
"THIS IS A MORMAN SHIP!" Somebody who is also on the ship said.
"WHAT!? Well, the this is what we'll do with it." Sho turned the ship toward the D.L.A's main ship and fired the engine.
"I don't know if this can fly..." Sam muttered.
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY! I'm pretending it's an airship! Besides, if it isn't lets just say I built airship parts onto it." Sho snapped back.
The ship blasted towards the D.L.A main ship and crashed into the side. The ship then proceedeed to explode. "WHAT THE HELL!?" Lelouch said. "That may or may not have een my ship!"
"Ehhhh whatever. I say we kill everyone in here, sound good to you Sam?" Sho asked.
"Well, it does sound better than murdering Lelouch, so sure..." Sam replied.

 

[JPH330]

Jedi watched as Sam viciously attacked Lelouch and simultaneously broke the fourth wall. Jedi was alarmed at this moment of sheer rage that he had just witnessed. He wondered whether this person would regret his actions at a later time once he had calmed down. Jedi contemplated what the world would be like if people could reverse their actions, and maintain flawless relationships between one another. Then Jedi turned away. He did not have time to ponder this, for he was searching for the Princess.

Spoiler: OOC

By the way, this was back when I had Tim from Braid as my avatar, so don't try to imagine Diddy Kong doing any of this...

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

(Off topic. you people keep forgeting my cyberdemon T_T)

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: ooc

probs cause its overpowered or somethin like that =P

"Yarrr! It's nessie!" Sky roared at the Jabberwocky, drawing her sword and attempting to stab at it. She was knocked backwards into a wall but the beast.

"Arr... It's not nessie." Sky said from far behind them.