"this has gone far enough." *activates geass* "Hey Soul Edge! i know you can hear me! I believe that your new master is not worthy of your power. COME TO MY SIDE!" cried lelouch.
(thoughts) Hmm...this boy probably would be more interesting than this pirate guy.*
*soul edge flies out of Cervantes Grasp and soars to Lelouch.*
Musa gasped at the fact that one person just jabbed another person in the chest with a sword. She backed up a bit, covering her mouth, though as soon as the flame tornadoes Musa immediately went into action.
"Yeah right!" She shouted at Cervantes "I don't care who you are, you're not taking us to hell!"
"And who are you to say what you're fate is, little girl?" Said Cervantes
Musa gave a confident look, before flying straight at him screaming "I think I have a say! Sonic beam!"
At first Musa charged up her beam in a small purple ball as she charged at Cervantes, before shooting it off into a straight line at him.
Phil began to attack with Nevermore again, but before the attack could connect, the light from his arm faded away, his wings shrunk to normal size, the armblade withered and disintegrated, and his Infinity Staff reformed to normal.
"Must've used alot of energy on that attack." He said as he quickly formed his Infinity Staff into a scythe.
"Okay. we can play this game again. But just so you know, i'm sticking with Irkalla." He said, swiping at Cervantes with giant weapon.
"I'll handle him Phil... The Triforce's power is indeed holy and can destroy him..." Said Link.
"HAHAHAHA! i'd love to see ye try elf." Shouted Cerpanties.
"Would you? I don't think you would." Said Link.
"Enough talk, just start the sword fight." Said Cervantes.
"As you wish." Said Link who jumped into the air and hovered there on magical land.
He drew his sword and rushed at Cervantes.
Cervantes followed with his two swords.
Cervantes swung horizontally with both swords and Link expertly ducked it and swept Cervantes legs with his foot, he fell with a thud.
Link flipped into the air and dove down onto the villain... who's quicker than Link thought... Cervantes waited for the right moment and slashed Link's chest. The mighty swordmaster fell to the ground next to the pirate, who got up and raised one sword over his head.
"Game over." He whispered before plunging the sword down.
But Link was not one to be defeated so easily, no, Link quickly rolled out of the way, and let Cervantes sword plunge into the ground.
"You want some holy magics huh? I'LL GIVE YOU SOME DAMN HOLY MAGICS!" Said Link.
Link raised one hand high, ot into fightingg stance, and slammed it onto the ground.
Immediatly, a large dome of holy fire flew from the ground and set the ship and everything on it alight, even Cervantes, who was now screaming in agony as the holy flames burned his undead flesh.
"And for the last time, I'm not an elf..." Said Link as he walked up to the burning corpse.
Link removed the Master Sword from it sheathe and jammed it right into the spot between Cervantes' eyes.
The blade of evil's bane was now imbedded into Cervantes' skull.
Link quickly used the last of his dyin energy to swim back to shore, where he collapsed from blood loss, and lay there, unable to move much except for his arms. He waited from his comrade's help.
Midna came and splashed some water over Link's face, making him wake up.
"HUH?! WHO WHA?! Oh, hey Midna." Said Link.
"Hey Link." Said Midna.
Link paused for a second to recollect what happened.
"......SHIT! I LEFT MY SWORD ON THAT BURNNG BOAT!... SHIT! I BURNED LELOUCH TO A CRISP!" Screamed Link.
"Relax, I got your sword, hurry up and take it, it kinda hurts for me to touch it. As for Lelouch, yeah, he's dead..." Said Midna as she tossed the injured Link the Master sword.
"Oh, damn... SORRY LELOUCH!" Shouted Link to Heaven.
Lelouch took a break from his endless beer bonging and partying to give Link a thumbs up.
"Well... At least i've got my sword..." Said Link.
"Now leave me be please... I'm too injured to fight anymore... I have to sleep these wounds off." Said Link.
"Yeeeaaaahhhh... that might not be so easy since the sea is STILL rising and the villains are STILL here." Said Midna.
Link got an annoyed look on his face.
"...Fuck... Well can you help me up?" Said Link.
Midna sighed and extended her giant hand out to help him.
"Thanks. Let's get back to the group." Said Link.
But before they could get there, Sho leapt from the Black Pearl and landed before them.
"AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!" Said Sho.
"TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" Said Link.
"Awwwww, did the poor little elf get hurt? TOO DAMN BAD!" Said Sho as he prepared to fight.
"I can't fight anymore..." Said Link.
"I'll handle it..." Said Midna.
"If Elf-boy over there can't beat me, what makes an even tinier elf think she can?" Said Sho.
"*Sigh* This." Said Midna.
Midna's giant hand flew out from her skull and grabbed Sho's head and slammed him onto the ground.
Sho got back up.
"Ow, that kinda hurt, Now you've just made me mad. Let's fight little girl." Said Sho.
I take a nap for ONE day and ALL OF THIS HAPPENS!? NO FAIR. I missed the supah awesome time... Ehhh, well at least I'm fighting Midna.... Can someone else tell me what in fuck's sake is going on? I was with it up until Nightmare went supersayen...
"Heh... You think you can beat me? I stood equal with a form of god!" Sho said madly.
"Dude... Josh pwned the FUCK out of you..." Sam muttered. "Oh hey, am I here? Like at the same place as you" Sam asked.
"Dude, I have NO clue what's going on..." Sho replied
"Uhhh hello? Forgetting something?" Midna asked annoyed.
"I don't think so..." Sho mumbled.
"WE'RE FIGHTING." Midna yelled aggrivated.
"Oh, alright then." Sho said and charged at Midna and threw a punch.
"Hehehe! Too slow!" She said easily dodging his blows.
"Dammit! She's too agile... I can't win!" Sho yelled.
"Awww, and I thought this would be fun." Midna sighed. "Oh well, time for me to finish this!" She readied her giant hand and brought it down on Sho.
"Holy christ! Is he gonna die!?" Maddawg said in shock.
"No way..." Phil said in amazement. "All we needed to stop him was someone who could move fast!?"
"Looks like I'm really gonna need to go all out..." Sho mumbled with a small grin on his face. Midna's giant hand seemed was brought down on Sho, his hat fell off and he blocked it with one hand.
"No way." Grimm said in shock.
"WHAT!?" Midna gasped confused.
"Tch. So zetta slow... Always account for unknown variables!" Sho said blasting Midna's arm off of him and she was knocked back several feet.
"What happened!?" Midna asked confused. "You look totally different!"
"Heh, this is my new body." Sho said grinning with his new face. "Play TWEWY and you'll get it."
"Your still to slow!" Midna said.
"Stupid zeroes..." Sho mumbled. Suddenly Sho disappeared and reapeared behind Midna.
"Your movements have changed." She said as her eyes widened.
"Huh. I guess so." Sho said and sent a blast of sound at Midna's head. "Now, I want to get back to the ship, so I'm not gonna kill you. GO back to the heroes. We'll be seeing eachother again soon." Sho said and jumped back on the ship.
"Dammit!" Midna cried as she watched him go. "What happened!?"
ON THE BOAT....
"What. The. Fuck." Maddawg said.
"It's easiest to say I evolved. Because the real explination is way to long." Sho said.
"Whatever." Maddawg said. "So... Do you have any new powers?"
"Dunno! I just wanted to make a cool post." Sho said shrugging.
"Your an idiot..." Maddawg mumbled.
"I WAS BORED." Sho said. "Now, what in the FUCK is going on?"
"Hey, guys! Guys! Guys!" Sam cried, running over to the heroes.
"Didn't you die?" Lelouch asked, returning from the dead briefly before dying again.
"Nope, Nightmare just sent the space struck with his laser somewhere else; that somewhere being the stratosphere. Fortunately, I had a trampoline, a blowtorch and a bar of soap in my bag, so I landed pretty safely not too far from here." Sam spun around and looked back at Sho. "Alright, now we actually do need to fuse this time. Normally when fighting a TWEWY boss that'd be the absolute last thing you do, as such a fight would necessitate two people taking him on at the same time, but Spooky Scary Sho's unique in that only one person can fight him at once. Unfortunately, he's tough like a raw pig, so one person's strength alone won't be enough to beat him."
"You know you just totally contradicted everything you said in that sentence in the same sentence...?" Ram asked.
"Shut up! Anyway, yeah, somebody has to fuse with somebody else, and I nominate Sidoh, as he hasn't done anything in a while!"
"Huh?" Sidoh asked, sitting on a box and picking his nose.
"Well, if you want a better reason, the reason I should fuse with Sidoh is because Ram's too goat-like and it's likely we'd turn into some sort of mutant goat-person-thing, Link and Phil are spent and Lelouch is dead, so, yeah, Sidoh."
"How did I even get here...?" Sidoh asked.
"No time for questions like that, Sidoh! We must combine!" Sam grabbed Sidoh by the shoulders, picked him up and stepped into the space Sidoh was occupying, merging the two beings into one awesome being. He looked similar to Sam, but his face and arms were covered in bandages. Sam's trousers were still there, but they had become the same shade of yellow as Sidoh's poncho. Rather than a shirt, the being wore a sand-coloured cloak draped over his shoulders.
"WE ARE... SPACE G!!!" The being declared, and turned to the Black Pearl... only to realize it had sailed away during Sam's massive long exposition thing. "OH, DAMN IT," Space G muttered, canceling the fusion and turning back into Sam and Sidoh, rendering this whole post irrelevant.
(I really like this character and much appreciate a res. Lelouch has SO much potential, and he wasn't exactly supposed to die, just pass out and sit out the rest of the fight. So please just res me)
*You don't want it to end here do you?* said a feminine voice.
"who the hell are you?" said lelouch weakly.
"if i grant you a second chance, would you go on?"
".............yes" said lelouch
"then I grant you a new life! Return to your body and live like no other"
"Yes! this chance i do solemnly accept!" cried Lelouch.
*A bright light begins to shine around Lelouch's charred corpse.*
"huh? whats that?" asked link.
"Hell if i know." said midna
*lelouch's corpse floats in the air and begins to regenerate lost tissue and flesh.*
He's regenerating!" exclaimed Sam
*The light fades and lelouch is standing, alive and well*
"Holy shit dude! how did you do that?" asked link
"A little bird gave me a push..."
*giggle* look!" Midna pointed at lelouch. "He's naked!"
"wha-what!?" said lelouch as he looked at himself, he was indeed naked. "holy shit! the fire must have burned my clothes off!" *Lelouch covers himself the best he can*
"It's... tiny. *Snicker.*" Said Midna.
"Anyway... I still need to get help, or i'm gonna be in trouble." Said Link.
"Ah just find a fairy or cut some grass and you'll be fine." Said Midna.
"HELLO?! I can barely walk let alone lift a sword." Said Link.
its impolite to stare you know..." said lelouch to midna
"giggle* sorry its just so tiny!" remarked midna
"all things, at one point or another, always start out small..."
"giggle* not in this case *rolls around laughing*" countered midna
"Is anyone gonna get me some pants? or am i gonna die again because i caught a cold?" whined lelouch.
"Shut up and put em on!" shouted Sam as he smacks lelouch with a sack of clothes.
"whoa, thanks Sam! That was unusually kind of you, whats the catch?" asked lelouch suspiciously.
"there is no catch you idiot! just put em on so we can keep this RP rollin!" said sam
"fine fine....*sigh*" *lelouch puts on the clothes and surprisingly they were a perfect fit.* "Alright, now fill me in on what happened while i was dead." said lelouch
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