The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

In the real world

"Randall dosn't need to live here! Randall doesn't care what they think of Randall." said Randall to the camera as he ripped his shirt off.

Suddenly a new person came on camera. A small name tag at the bottom of the screen read "Louis"

"He was my best friend. I love him like a brother, but he was just a bad housemate and became such a douchebag." said Louis.

IN REALITY!

"Ok. This show sucks." Said Adam as he turned off the TV and watched the Real World fade from existence. "Alright, let's work on a post."

"Bout time. I haven't been used in WEEKS!" said his brain.

"Hey! Come on, be nice to me brain!"

"Why should I? You just left me in the corner of your head and left me to rot."

"Well, I kinda need your help now."

"NO! Screw off! Write your own damn post!"

"Oh come on! I bet Sky and Sho's brains arn't mean to their bodies!"

"Are you kidding? Sho's brain is talking about moving in with Xandus' brain!"

"And Sky's?"

"You don't wanna know what goes on in that girls mind....."

AVATAR ADVENTURE!

"Oh fuck, not Nixon..." said Maddawg as he facepalmed at the site of three grown men in a hippies outfit.

"Maybe if we're lucky, he'll be on his trip to China!" Said Grim who immeaditly got smacked upside the head by Sky.

"Argh, that be in 72 not 71."

"Whatever. Let's just get in there, get a VCR, watch the tape and get out." Said Maddawg. He walked down toward a nearby house and broke into it. "Alright nobody move! This is a robb-....Wilmer Valdarama? Aston Kutcher?....oh god, please don't tell me we walked into the set of the 70s show."

 

[sky14kemea]

In Reality!

"Wait... I've never seen That 70's show!" Sky frowned, staring at the screen.

Maybe you should watch more TV... Or y'know, leave the house once in a while

"Ah shut up brain."

Whatever, I'll be over here sword fighting with skeletons dressed as porcupines. Don't ask why.

"I never do..." Sky sipped from her mug of Pepsi, and began to type.
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Avatar Adventure!

Cap'n Sky hid behind the others, scared of the large audience staring at them.

"Who are these guys?" Wilmer Valdarama asked, pointing at them in an over-exerted fashion. A few members of the studio audience giggled.

"Arr.. Mateys look at this lamp! It could be worth up to 30 pieces of gold!" Cap'n Sky said excitedly, forgetting her stage fright for a minute and picking up an old fashioned lamp on a table near the door.

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Back In Reality!

"Hehe... I'm so witty." Sky giggled at her own handiwork.

Oh yeah, reeeeal original, just copy what Maddawg does but insert your own in-jokes that no one gets.

Sky's eyes glazed over as she stared blankly at the screen.

No no no! Don't you dare go off on a daydream! NOOOOOOOOooooooo...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

IN REALITY!
"Looks like the villains are up to something."
"Who cares? I sure dont. Wanna go play a mind boggling puzzle game?"
"Not now brain, maybe in a bit."
"Oh come on David, we never play those anymore..."
"HEY! Who's body is it?!"
"Technically mine..."
"...Touche brain"
""
"..."
"What are you doing..."
"..."
"Oh god... He drifted off to fantasyland again... What's it about thi- ... It's actually pretty damn cool in his/my daydreams."
"WHAT?! THE ANSWER IS 6.275893621!"
"Calm down David, it's after school."
"Oh... right... Damn, where are the rest of the heroes?"
"I dunno. Now... About that puzzle game."
"Fine... Which one did you have in mind?"
"YAY! Let's look one up on google!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

MEANWHILE, IN WESTERN CASTLE TOWN!...

Phil casually strolls through the small town, attempting to ask any of the nearby NPCs about the mirror shard. But alas, he could barely get a question out, as the townsfolk run away from him.

"Wait, what did I do?! Is this because i'm an angel?!" He says to the people running away from him. Then he turns around to notice a familiar looking sith character.

"Xandus? Haven't seen you in awhile." He says, high-fiving the enemy.

"But...I thought you were in Castle Town Central! That must mean..." He quickly turns to a nearby signpost that reads "Central Castle Town" in small yet clearly legible letters.

"Damn my sense of direction..." He mutters before falling to his knees.

"AND DAMN YOU "MEANWHILE" HEADER! YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!!!" He yells, shaking his fist towards the sky.

Elsewhere...

a lone figure sat at a desktop, smirking at what has just taken place. Instantly after, he places a headset on his head.

"Así como está previsto ..." He says deviously while making another smirk.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In reality

"Oh smooth one Adam, look what you started!" Said his brain

"I didn't start this! Sho did!" Replied Adam.

"Ya, but you kept it going, sparking a trend. You're just at fault as he is."

"That's bullshit! That's like blaming the Bush for the Iraqi war!"

"......."

"Okay Bad example"

"Ya think? And shouldn't you be posting in another RP? I mean Dan is already pissed at you."

"Hey! This is no place for inside jokes!"

AA

"Woah woah woah! Man!" Said Hyde, who's actor I do not remeber. "You can't take my Lava Lamp! What else am I gonna look at when I get toasted!?"

"Well how are you gonna stop me matey!?" Said Sky as she drew her cutlass.

"Fine....can't I just get my stash out of the ba-"

"WE GET IT! YOUR CHARACTER IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE POT-HEAD OF THE GROUP!" Yelled Maddawg

"Every Sitcom needs one." Said Sho behind his back.

 

[ajb924]

REAL WORLD!
"Nothing clever..." Anthony mumbled. "They're brain jokes are better!"
"NO SHIT. Their funnier then you, now contribute SOMETHING to the plot?" His brain asked.
"You know, saying I'm not as funny as them is more of an insult toward you..."
"Well, at least I don't have a vocab test tomorrow."
"FUCK! I forgot about that..."
"*****!"

AA
"Hey guys!" Eric said running to the basement.
"OH! Let me guess!" Sho began
"Who are they?" Eric asked.
"I have no clue, I was too busy sm-" Hyde began and Maddawg glared at him. "Alright I get it!"
"You've come down here to say you've either A: Had sex with Donna B: Pissed off Red. Or C: Did something INCREDIBLY awkward. Or, in some cases, all 3!" Sho said
"NO! Wait... Yes..." Eric mumbled.
"EXACTLY. Now, where's your VCR? We need to take it to play a tape from a magical floating box." Sho said.
"And you called me the stoner..." Hyde mumbled at Maddawg
"He's just an alcoholic... But regardless! We do need the VCR for that reason." Maddawg proclaimed.
"ARGH! I thought I was the alcoholic!" Sky began glaring at Sho
"I WAS HERE FIRST PRINCESS!" Sho remarked and laughed.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH THE ARM YOU MADE ME!"
"How grateful..." Sho said beginning to run.
"Oh joy... Another non-plot relevent post..." Grimm mumbled. Sho and Sky both stopped and punched him through the roof of the basement.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMBASSES THREW A CARTOON THROUGH MY FLOOR!?" Red screamed.
"So... Should we fight him or..." Sho began.
"Well, he's just a normal person right?" Sky asked.
"Alright, unless he does something weird, lets leave him be." Sho retorted.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

REAL WORLD!
"Ok brain, We did your brain-buster, are you in pain? Did you get your work out?"
"*PANT!* Yes..."
"Good, now I need you for just a little while longer then we can sleep."
"AW MAN!"
"*Whips* YOU'RE MY BRAIN! NOW OBEY ME!"
"I'm YOU'RE brain! Listen to ME! I order you to climb in the bed, LEGS MUSCLES! Walk the puppet to the bed."
"URGH! No, I won't lose a battle with a 3.5 pound sac of wet flesh!"
"You wouldn't even know how much a weighed if i wasn't here..."
"Naw, really? You wouldn't even be ALIVE if I wasn't here."
"You wouldn't be alive iff I wasn't here either."
"...Touche again brain."
"Hmph."
"Now come on, we need to make a post."
"Augh... Fine..."
"YAY!"
MEANWHILE, IN CASTLE TOWN!
"Link... These damn gorons don't knwo anything... They're only saying crap about springwater and calling us "Brothas"." Said Ram.
"Yeah... Why don't we go over there into that dark alley that obviously contains multiple rapists?" Said Link.
"Why not?" Said Sam who bean to skip over there.
The group came across a building covered in stars and purple and blue fabrics.
"This place looks informative" Said Link.
The group entered and was ggreated by a fat, disfigured woman, with a swami hat and a crystal ball.
"GREETINGS TRAVELERS! I know you need help because I know all." Said the weirdo.
"Riiiiiight...." Said Link.
The weirdo gave Link a weird eye.
"Mmmmhmmm, and your a dashing young fellow. Would you like me to give your fortune for free and then maybe... Something Else???"
Link backed away.
"Uhhhh just the fortune please."Said Link.
"*Snicker.*" Snickered Ram.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Said Midna, who rolled on the floor laughing.
"Ohhhhh pooh... Alright then."Said the weirdo.
"Ok do you know anything about something called t-" Link was cut off.
"The Mirror of Twilight?" Said the weirdo swami.
"Yeah! How did you know?!" Said Link.
"Mhmm! I know all honey." Said the swami.
"Look into the crystal ball..." Said the Swami.
"Uhhh... I don't feel lik-"
"DO IT!" Said The Swami.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" Said Link.
the group of heroes looked deep into the crystal ball... Blue gases swirled within until they condensed and formed an image. It was showing the True Sacred Grove, at the Master Sword's pedestal, then it backed out and showed the two guardians, then even further until it something which looked like a collapsed doorframe.
"This is where you must go... Thrust your sacred sword into the pedestal once more and the path to the Temple of Time will open..." Said the Swami.
"THAT'S THE SACRED GROVE! Why didn't I think of that?" Said Link.
"Maybe cause you don'y have the strategy guide?" Said Ram.
"Oh right... Well, let's go get the rest of them!" Said Link.
The group left the fortune house.
"COME BACK AGAIN HONEY!" Said the swami, who then blew Link a kiss.
A chill ran up Link's spine.

 

[Sam G]

In the real world

"Dammit, enough of this "in the real world" crap! It's getting damn annoying!" Sam cried, hopping into the giant mecha you can't prove he doesn't have, flying over to the houses of each of his AA associates and shooting them all to death with his mecha's rail-gun. "There! That should put a stop to that," Sam declared, rubbing his hands together and soaring back to his house so that he could make an actual post pertaining to the plot.

In the AA

"Um..." Sam scrolled up a bit. "Ah... Master Sword, eh? Yeah, why not?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

IN THE REAL WORLD!
David is typing Sam a message.
To Sam.
I actually cann prove that you don't have a mecha because my house was not destroyed. Thank you and have a terrible day.
Yours Truly
David.
"There!"
"Doesn't that seem a bit... vague?"
"What do you know? You're just a brain."
"Exactly."
"...Touche once more brain."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In Reality

"Huh. What do you think Sam means by that?" Said Adam.

"Well what do you think he means?"

"How am I suppose to know!? You jumbled the letters up so it just comes up in gibberish!"

"Ya, that's a lot of fun. Anyways he is simply saying that-"

Suddenly the entire house began to shake, the roof quickly collapsed as maching gun fire and explosions were heard all over. A few moments later, it was over and the sound of the Mech's engines drifted away.

"Oh god....Oh god.....Ok...I managed to save the Laptop and I don't think I broke anything major."

"I'M HANGING OUTSIDE YOUR RIGHT EAR JACKASS!"

"Like I said, nothing major."

In the AA

"OH GOD! HE'S KICKING ME IN THE FACE! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Yelled Grim from the ceiling.

"ARGH! KEEP IT DOWN MATEY! WE ARE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!" Said Sky as she scarfed down popcorn with the others staring at her. "Oh where be my manners. Anyone want some?"

"Umm....No thanks." said Maddawg who quickly put the tape in.

"I'll have some." Said Eric who quickly got his hand swatted away.

"ARGH! YOU DON'T GET ANY!"

The video began to play and a puppet like face came onto the screen.

"Hello Villains, I wanna play a game. By the time you put this video in a VCR, the Dukebox will have exploded." said the Puppet.

"Hey Sho. Where did we leave the Duke Box?"

"On the ship. Wh-" Sho was interrupted by a large explosion. He ran to the door and looked out at the ship burning in the harbor. "Fuck..."

"You may have also noticed that you have been chained together by handcuffs....I'm extra sneaky like that."

 

[Sam G]

MEANWHILE, WITHIN SAM

"Wow, that sounded totally gay..." Sam's Immaturity muttered.
"Quiet, you!" Sam's Boredom Tolerance ordered. "That's not why we're here! We have to come up with a way to stop all these "meanwhile in the real world" posts!"
"Hey, here's an idea!" Violence-As-Humour Sam declared. "We wouldn't have this problem if there was no real world, right? So let's nuke the earth!"
"Yeah, but then the posters'd all be dead anyway, so they wouldn't be able to post anything at all..." Sam's Common Sense mumbled.
"Quiet, you! Back in your box!" Sam's Sarcasm ordered, and shooed the small, bedraggled creature back into it's cage in the corner of the room.
"Okay, so, how about we claim Sam G is dead, and that we're his sister informing everyone?" Dramatic Sam inquired.
"Yeah, like that wouldn't be a total dick move..." Sam's Occasional Tactlessness retorted, jabbing him in the side. Sam's Sense Of Irony stopped pondering how totally hilarious it'd be if Sam actually did die in the immediate future to come to a shocking realization. "Um, guys... You realize this whole thing is essentially an elaborate one of those very posts, right?"

"Oh my god, no!" Sam cried, jumping off a bridge.

"Hah, classic!" Sam's Sense Of Irony cried, before he, along with the rest of Sam's quirky emotional ensemble, hit the pavement.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Okay

I suppose the death of our fellow Avatar Adventure poster and friend has opened my eyes. These posts can hurt the RP and our fellow posters. So I ask you all to stop posting "In Reality" bits. All posts should further the plot and while it is fun to have a little side game in our posting, we should remeber what we are truely here for.

Also, please Donate 20 dollars to WWW.SamGmemorial.org. Your donation will be highly appreciated and will go to building a large robot army to invade Norway.

Sam would have wanted it that way.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

No problem Mad *Sends 20 dollars.* Now when can I expect those damn Norwegians to be dead?

Link, Midna, and Ram were running towards Central Castle Town to tell the other gourp the good news, but were instead confronted by a horrible sight, A sith warrior cloaked in black, wielding two lightsabers had cornered the other group.
"Uuuuuuhhhhh..... Who's that?" Said Link.
"FUCK! IT'S XANDUS! HE'S RETURNED FROM THE PITS OF HELL!" Said Ram.
"Who's Xandus?" Said Midna.
"Xandus used to be one of the most dangerous villains in the other group. I don't know how, but he somehow managed to return from the dead." Said Ram.
"From the dead? Isn't that sort of impossible?" Said Link.
"Not really, Satan is an idiot." Said Ram.
"Right then... Who's Satan? I thought the God's controlled what happened after death. Just like Din, Nayru, and Farore created this land of Hyrule. I even have proof." Said Link who then let his triforce crest shine.
"I dunno why these religions are existing in the same world... The AA is weird like that." Said Ram.
"HELLO! GUYS! FRIENDS ABOUT TO BE KILLED BY A STARWARS FANBOY!" Said Midna.
"DAMNIT!" Said Link, and the three ran to confront Xandus.

 

[Sam G]

Suddenly, Sam returned from the dead.
"Aaw, does this mean the Norwegian Genocide's off?" Link asked, dejected.
"Not necessarily..." Sam replied, holding up an army of killer Sam-Droids made with the remains of the Dukeboxes, along with some DNA he'd salvaged from Sam's Common Sense which had fallen out of his head and turned into paste when it hit the ground.
"Anyway, the reason I raised from the dead like the Messiah himself was 'cause of this:" Sam turned to Xandus. "Isn't it more likely that three of his limbs would get ripped off, but then he'd just dangle from the wire by his remaining limb?"
"Oh yeah, so I would!" The bloodied carcass cried, floating off the floor and re-attaching himself to his right arm, then dangling like a pendulum from the wire he was attached to.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Sigh* "Not you again! I was just starting to loosen up a bit then you show up and destroy everything!" whined Lelouch.

"Why won't you just leave me alone!" *throws a Dr.pepper at Xandus*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

"what the hell man! that was my cardboard cut-out! i paid 50 rupees for that! You'll pay!"

*throws another can of precious Dr.Pepper at Xandus* Take that!......on second thought, give it back! *Runs over and swipes Dr. Pepper and replaces it with dishwater*

"You aren't worthy enough to drink Dr.Pepper." *lelouch pops the top and takes a swig of the cola*

"Ahh, nothing like it nowhere."

Spoiler

Thanks fury, its fixed now,

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Fair warning Lelouch, that's godmodding, and it could get you expelled from here, I know.)