The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

"You're fucking kidding me..." Said Link who then facepalmed.
MEANWHILE! IN THE REAL WORLD!
David sat on the desk watching Xandus go nuts.
"Gaaaaah! We're gonna be in Castle Town for the next month while Xandus goes nuts with this?!"
I say.
"Calm yo nerves boy. We'll get out of here today, so long as everyone remains active on this thread." Said my brain.
"Better be." I say.
BACK TO THE AA!
"I don't think this 'Xandus' guy is kidding Link... We're stuck here for a month." Said Midna.
"WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT! Let's just watch Hyrule wither up and die beneath the Twilight while The King of Shadows runs rampant!" Shouted Link.
MetalSeadramon began to charge his lazah.
"Fucking asshole..." Said Link.
"ULTIMATE STREAM!" Shouted MetalSeadramon.
Link rolled out of the way of the giant stream of water,
Link facepalmed again.
"Ok, Midna, since this one's mortal, can you just become that giant Lightbeast and rip it'sd head off?" Said Link.
"Wait... Isn't that against the rules of the AA?" Said Phil
"Yeah, it is." Said Sam.
"Don't do it Link! You'll get kicked out!" Shouted Ram.
"I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK RIGHT NOW!" Said Link. "MIDNA! DO IT!"
Midna put the fused shadows on her impish body and transformed into Lightbeast Midna.
"What now you little shit?" Said Midna to MetalSeadramon.

 

[The_Chief]

LAZOR DOG! FIAH TEH LAZ0RS!!!! *pew pew pew* The man with glasses exclaimed.
The lazors hit the lightbeast in the back, putting nicely shaped holes into the it.
"what the flying shit fuck boner salad was that?" exclaimed MetalSeadramon
"it was this" The man with the glasses said as he pulled up his glasses and shot him in the shoulder blade.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR! OWW!"
"for breakinmg the rules"
"WHAT THAT WAS HIM NOT ME!?!?" MetalSeadramon said before getting blasted in the face.
"no one likes a *****." The glasses man said before he walked off.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Lightbeast Midna's fleahs regenerates
"What the fuck was that?" She said.
(Welcome (back) to the AA! BTW, I haven't ripped his head off yet, I'm waiting to see what he writes.)

 

[The_Chief]

(dude i was here in the beginning. but im back. i have become the moderator. i am like an angel that throws a wrench into the system. breaks it up a bit. keeps u on your toes. wheres rammy boy? he been around lately?)

JUST THEN! a horde of lazor cows and sheep and assorted barn animals came charging in. breaking everyones knee caps.

(yes your all reduced to crawling. no questions.)

 

[Sam G]

Lightbeast Midna's fleahs regenerates
"What the fuck was that?" She said.
(Welcome to the AA! BTW, I haven't ripped his head off yet, I'm waiting to see what he writes.)

"Welcome to the AA", he says! Fury-boy, Lazor's been here for longer than I have!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Well I sure haven't seen him!)

 

[The_Chief]

(Well I sure haven't seen him!)

you see this 150 almost pages? i was up on it till like...45? maybe? i dropped out when life came a knockin. but i plan to come back. so you will come to know me. ask any of the vets around here they'll be like i remember back when he was here and brought his own brand of awesome to the party.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: OO- Oh fuck it

LAZOR! MY BUDDY! *High five* Welcome back! =D and I'm afraid Ram has moved on past the Escapist. He has college to deal with now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Wow, this place really changed alot huh? But I see Maddawg was still a Locust back then.)

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler: OO- Oh fuck it

LAZOR! MY BUDDY! *High five* Welcome back! =D and I'm afraid Ram has moved on past the Escapist. He has college to deal with now.

Spoiler: MADDAWG!!!!

DUDE! thanks man good to be back. whos running the show now? and wow. i was hopin to come back and reminise. but...i guess u cant change the past. how you been friend?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: OO- Oh fuck it

LAZOR! MY BUDDY! *High five* Welcome back! =D and I'm afraid Ram has moved on past the Escapist. He has college to deal with now.

Spoiler: MADDAWG!!!!

DUDE! thanks man good to be back. whos running the show now? and wow. i was hopin to come back and reminise. but...i guess u cant change the past. how you been friend?

Spoiler: OOC

Been good dude. And I suppose we all run it a bit. There has never been a GM. The AA is a communist state =P

(Wow, this place really changed alot huh? But I see Maddawg was still a Locust back then.)

Spoiler: OOC

Yep and Sho was always Sho and MK has ALWAYS been MK. The villains have surprisngly never changed.

Spoiler Fail Dx

 

[The_Chief]

"RAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU DARE ASSAULT ME, METALSEADRAMON?!" MetalSeadramon roared "I'll burn you to ashes!"

MetalSeadramon opened his mouth.

"DRAGON'S FLAME!"

MetalSeadramon shot out jets of flame from his mouth. Midna jumped in front of the flames and blocked most of them.

"NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Ram said

The heroes ran out of Castle Town. Midna slashed at MetalSeadramon with her trident, stunning them, then ran away. MetalSeadramon let out a fearsome roar.

-----

The heroes and Midna had escaped from Castle Town, which was burning to the ground. LInk looked at the burning city.

"So...is he dead?"

Suddenly, Link saw a massive serpent come from the burning ruins of Castle Town. It was MetalSeadramon, and he was flying in the sky.

"Fuck." Link said "I did not count on the giant cyborg mecha sea dragon being able to fly."

MetalSeadramon began flying towards the heroes, who were running as fast as they could.

"RUN, COWARDS!" MetalSeadramon shouted as he chased after them

Spoiler: ....

did u read my post? i come back. then i get ignored. i dont need this shit u know meh meh meh meh meh haha jk but for rizzle u should try to stick wif it friend

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler: OO- Oh fuck it

LAZOR! MY BUDDY! *High five* Welcome back! =D and I'm afraid Ram has moved on past the Escapist. He has college to deal with now.

Spoiler: MADDAWG!!!!

DUDE! thanks man good to be back. whos running the show now? and wow. i was hopin to come back and reminise. but...i guess u cant change the past. how you been friend?

Spoiler: OOC

Been good dude. And I suppose we all run it a bit. There has never been a GM. The AA is a communist state =P

(Wow, this place really changed alot huh? But I see Maddawg was still a Locust back then.)

Spoiler: OOC

Yep and Sho was always Sho and MK has ALWAYS been MK. The villains have surprisngly never changed.

Spoiler Fail Dx

Spoiler

good to hear. and ram used to run a pretty loose ship but a ship none the less. but atleast i get to coem bakc and help out. maybe bring some of my crazy plot twists back.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Weird, I've only been here for a month and I've changed, from Onion Knight Luneth (I know you remember him) to Link, and that's not entirely true Maddawg. Xandus changes alot XD.)
"Nah... i think i'll fight." Said Link. And with that, he hopped on Midna's back,
"LET'S GET HIM!" He shouted.
Midna leaped into the air at MetalSeadramon and clamped onto his underside. Link climbed up the two behemoths until he was on MetalSeadramon's back, then he inched forward toward it's head. On top of it's head was a crystal that was flashing all colors of the rainbow and made it plainly obvious that it was the dragon's core. Well... That's convenient.
Link edged forward and sat upright and drew his sword ready to plunge it into the dragon's brain. When suddenly, It did a barrel rool and sent Link's sword flying. "GAH! MY SWORD!" It stuck in one of the stones of the old ampitheather right outside Castle Town, not too far to the east of where the heroes were standing. "CAN ONE OF YOU THROW ME MY SWORD?!" Shouted Link down to the others. Trying to do the best he could, Link began to pound at the dragon's core with his fists.

 

[The_Chief]

The sword exploded in mid air. "WHY DO U KEEP BLOWING MY THINGS UP?!?!? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!"

just then a sword appeared in his fisted hand. but it was new. shinier. and sharper. and lazor-er

 

[maddawg IAJI]

(Weird, I've only been here for a month and I've changed, from Onion Knight Luneth (I know you remember him) to Link, and that's not entirely true Maddawg. Xandus changes alot XD.)
"Nah... i think i'll fight." Said Link. And with that, he hopped on Midna's back,
"LET'S GET HIM!" He shouted.
Midna leaped into the air at MetalSeadramon and clamped onto his underside. Link climbed up the two behemoths until he was on MetalSeadramon's back, then he inched forward toward it's head. On top of it's head was a crystal that was flashing all colors of the rainbow and made it plainly obvious that it was the dragon's core. Well... That's convenient.
Link edged forward and sat upright and drew his sword ready to plunge it into the dragon's brain. When suddenly, It did a barrel rool and sent Link's sword flying. "GAH! MY SWORD!" It stuck in one of the stones of the old ampitheather right outside Castle Town, not too far to the east of where the heroes were standing. "CAN ONE OF YOU THROW ME MY SWORD?!" Shouted Link down to the others. Trying to do the best he could, Link began to pound at the dragon's core with his fists.

Spoiler: OOC

Ya, but usally just to Nightmare and Xandus. This is just to keep people on their toes. <_<

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

Ah, gotcha.

"Whoa... Who put my Master Sword to a Whetstone? And gave it a polish.?" Said Link. (That sounded so sexual...)
"Meh, who cares... DIE FOUL BEAST!" Link rammed the Master Sword into the dragon's crystal core thing and it slid in like butter. "Shit... It really IS sharp now." Said Link.

 

[Orinon]

Suddenly a strange object appeared in the sky it was a metallic object when it landed it created a huge pit, the dragon plucked the sword out like a splinter.
From the pit emerged CybeRyan.
It's me; I'm back and better than ever. Terrorize!" with that he changed into a mechanical raptor (For reference look up beat wars Transmetal 2 dinobot) then back into his human form, than a Werewolf then morphed into a dragon.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Orinon, I wasn't talking about you, let Xandus decide what the sword does.)