The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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*BOOM* resounded from a tower. hitting the dragon in the eye.
"WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET THE JESUS LAZ0R!?!?" exclaimed link and CybeRyan.
"simple. im a vet." Glasses man, or as he should be referred to, Paco, said.
"so? your just a guy with fancy glasses and a puppy!"
"yes. but im also brown." Paco said as he shot a hole in the ground around CybeRyan. He fell like an anvil.
"SILLY PACO I CAN FLY!!" CR said before he was drenched and put into what was now a well.
"WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET THE JESUS LAZ0R!?!?" exclaimed link and CybeRyan.
"simple. im a vet." Glasses man, or as he should be referred to, Paco, said.
"so? your just a guy with fancy glasses and a puppy!"
"yes. but im also brown." Paco said as he shot a hole in the ground around CybeRyan. He fell like an anvil.
"SILLY PACO I CAN FLY!!" CR said before he was drenched and put into what was now a well.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! Are you a super Beamos?" Said Link.
"NO! I'm a vet, and the was the Jesus Laz0r" Said Laz0r.
"Jesus? BAHAHAHA! Jesus! Everyone knows that Din, Farore, and Nayru made the world! BAHAHAHA!" Said Link.
"Who do you think made them???" Said Laz0r.
"Dunno, they just showed up." Said Link.
"Anyway, Thanks for taking care of the Digi whatever, we gotta go. Let's go you guys!" Said Link.
(Btw Laz0r, where do you lie? Are you a villain or a hero?)
"NO! I'm a vet, and the was the Jesus Laz0r" Said Laz0r.
"Jesus? BAHAHAHA! Jesus! Everyone knows that Din, Farore, and Nayru made the world! BAHAHAHA!" Said Link.
"Who do you think made them???" Said Laz0r.
"Dunno, they just showed up." Said Link.
"Anyway, Thanks for taking care of the Digi whatever, we gotta go. Let's go you guys!" Said Link.
(Btw Laz0r, where do you lie? Are you a villain or a hero?)
)
Fury Is Me. said:
Like Maddawg said, Xandus only has two or three main things. And, he isn't really a villain. More in the middle somewhere... Actually, I'm beginning to think he's the villain and we're the middle ground recently XD
Also, FUCK YEA! LAZOR! Time for some much needed random shit!
Also also, I'm happy that I payed enough attention in history to get the Senator McCarthy joke...
Also, FUCK YEA! LAZOR! Time for some much needed random shit!
Also also, I'm happy that I payed enough attention in history to get the Senator McCarthy joke...
"They can't hear you. Too busy panicking." Maddawg stated.
"Pricks..." Sho mumbled. Suddenly the group heard an explosion, when they looked over toward the sound they saw Iron Grimm (I know it's bad...) standing over a collapsed Nixon.
"Holy SHIT!" MK cried. "Grimm won a fight!"
"Now GET THIS SUIT OFF!" Iron Grimm said.
"Yea... About that..." Maddawg began. "I really don't know... How."
"WHAT!?"
"HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sucks to be you!" Sho said laughing.
"How the HELL can we get it off!?" Grimm asked in pain.
"Well, if I've learned anything about getting a badass weapon... The heroes usually destroy it if we use it against them." Maddawg explained.
"Wait, so we're going to send in Grimm. To get his ass kicked. BEST. PLAN. EVER." Sho said and began laughing even harder as Grimm blasted him off the building. "Whatever! I can fly!" Sho said and shot back up.
"Huh. That was fun... Anyway, will I get to keep the suit?" Grimm asked.
"Depends on how bad they fuck it up." Maddawg replied. "Now, who's knows who the heroes are and who's getting us there?"
5000! WOO! If Daye was here it would be time for a memorable flashback... And I know I didn't get the 5000th post. Just figured I'd point it out to those who don't know.
The heroes had journeyed to the Sacred grave and were now standing at the intrance to it's forest maze.
"Alright you guys, let's go." Said Link.
"It's so nice here..." Said Samantha.
"Just watch out for the-" Suddenly, a freaky looking, tiny, scarecrow with a trumpet fell from the trees.
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CREEPY THING?!" Shouted Samantha, who then ran behind Link.
Link facepalmed. "Gah... It's the Skull Kid again. Now we're probably going to have to run around this damn place 10 times looking for him. Gah..."
Hee hee hee! The Skull Kid blew his trumpet and freaky puppets came down.
"GAH! MORE FREAKY SHIT!" Said Samantha.
"So... What does he want us to do?" Asked Phil.
"Ugh... He wants us to play with him..." Said Link.
"Play with him?" Said Phil.
"Yeah... He wants us to play hide and seek. He's going to teleport somewhere in this god-forsaken place and play his trumpet, while sending down an endless amount of those puppet things. The kid also must get off on pain cause he won't say we've found him till I whack him with my sword. Then he'll teleport off somwhere and make a wall dissapear into thin air and make his hiding area eve wider... Ugh..." Explained Link.
"That's not creepy at all..." Said Phil sarcasstically
Hee hee hee! The Skull Kid lept into the air and vanished.
"Here we go..." Said Link.
"Alright you guys, let's go." Said Link.
"It's so nice here..." Said Samantha.
"Just watch out for the-" Suddenly, a freaky looking, tiny, scarecrow with a trumpet fell from the trees.
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CREEPY THING?!" Shouted Samantha, who then ran behind Link.
Link facepalmed. "Gah... It's the Skull Kid again. Now we're probably going to have to run around this damn place 10 times looking for him. Gah..."
Hee hee hee! The Skull Kid blew his trumpet and freaky puppets came down.
"GAH! MORE FREAKY SHIT!" Said Samantha.
"So... What does he want us to do?" Asked Phil.
"Ugh... He wants us to play with him..." Said Link.
"Play with him?" Said Phil.
"Yeah... He wants us to play hide and seek. He's going to teleport somewhere in this god-forsaken place and play his trumpet, while sending down an endless amount of those puppet things. The kid also must get off on pain cause he won't say we've found him till I whack him with my sword. Then he'll teleport off somwhere and make a wall dissapear into thin air and make his hiding area eve wider... Ugh..." Explained Link.
"That's not creepy at all..." Said Phil sarcasstically
Hee hee hee! The Skull Kid lept into the air and vanished.
"Here we go..." Said Link.
LAZOR IS BACK!!! OMG!!!
"I don't know shit about the heroes, but let me be the first to say I love this plan, we are purposly getting Grimms ass kicked?! Fantastic!" Master Kitty laughed and pat Daye.01 on the head, "This is great eh?"
Daye.01 smashed MK in the back of the knees,
"Don't fucking pat me on the head." he mumbled.
Phil kept darting his eyes around.
"Hey Link, what's that sound?" Said Phil.
"Huh? What sound?" Said Link, as he was slashing away at puppets like they were nothing."That music... It sounds like it's being played on a flute." Said Phil.
"Oh, that, yeah, that's just Saria's song. I think the Skull kid's got some creepy girlfriend who plays the Ocarina, but never comes out, that's the only explaination I got." Said Link.
"Ah." Said Phil.
"Hey! Listen!" Said Samantha.
"Sam, just cause you're a girl now and we're on my quest at the moment doens't mean you can imitate that retarded fairy." Said Link.
"NO! Listen! The music... It sound slike there's a trumpet playing it now." Said Samantha.
Link perked his ears.
"Oh yeah, that means he's in this room. I'll be right back." Said Link.
Link ran to a hollowed out tree and climbed over it and ran forward. The bark covered what the rest of the heroes could see.
"What is yon elf-boy doing?" Said British.
"Beats me." Said Samantha.
Suddenly, the sound of a wolf growling was heard. Then a very girlish scream, then what sounded like hay being crushed. then Wolf-Link and Midna emerged from the tree. Link turned back into a human.
"Alright, we can go now." Said Link.
"Uh... you have some... hay still in oyur mouth." Said Phil.
Link noticed the mass of hay in his mouth and spit it back out.
"Yeah... I just couldn't stand that kid anymore. But I did snag his lantern." Said Link.
Link picked up the lantern and held it above his head. *DUN NUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!*
Skull Kid's Lantern, somehow makes walls of wood disappear in the Sacred Grove.
"Was that necessary?" Said Phil.
"Yes... Yes it was. Now come on." Said Link.
"At least that damn music stopped... It got annoying after a while." Said Samantha.
"Yeah, but why do I hear crying now?" Said Phil.
"Dunno, let's just go." Said Link.
They approached a wall of wood and Link held the lantern up and it just disappeared.
"How the fuck does it do that?" Said Phil.
"No idea." Said Link.
Once the heroes entered the next room, the sound of crying was loud and ear piercing.
"GAH! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!" Said Sam.
Then it stopped, and was replaced by growling. Then a giant scarecrow thing that looked exactly like the Skull Kid, only 50 times bigger, pink, and had eyelashes, fell from the treetops.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!" It screamed.
"Nice going Sam..." Link whispered to Samantha then turned his attention back to the giant Skull Kid. "Who are you?" He asked.
"I WAS THE SKULL KID'S GIRLFRIEND! We sat in the trees all day long playing on our instruments!" Said the Skull Girl who then produced a giant Ocarina.
"AHA! I knew it!" Said Link.
"SHUT UP! You killed my boyfriend! You ended our carefree days of playing songs and our nights of hardcore sex! AND FOR THAT YOU MUST PAY!" She shouted.
The Skull Girl raised her fist.
[sub]"Oh shit..."[/sub]
The heroes rolled out of the way just in time to avoid the falling fist.
"RAAAAAUGH!" Shouted the Skull Girl.
"Why does this keep happening?" Said Link.
"Hey Link, what's that sound?" Said Phil.
"Huh? What sound?" Said Link, as he was slashing away at puppets like they were nothing."That music... It sounds like it's being played on a flute." Said Phil.
"Oh, that, yeah, that's just Saria's song. I think the Skull kid's got some creepy girlfriend who plays the Ocarina, but never comes out, that's the only explaination I got." Said Link.
"Ah." Said Phil.
"Hey! Listen!" Said Samantha.
"Sam, just cause you're a girl now and we're on my quest at the moment doens't mean you can imitate that retarded fairy." Said Link.
"NO! Listen! The music... It sound slike there's a trumpet playing it now." Said Samantha.
Link perked his ears.
"Oh yeah, that means he's in this room. I'll be right back." Said Link.
Link ran to a hollowed out tree and climbed over it and ran forward. The bark covered what the rest of the heroes could see.
"What is yon elf-boy doing?" Said British.
"Beats me." Said Samantha.
Suddenly, the sound of a wolf growling was heard. Then a very girlish scream, then what sounded like hay being crushed. then Wolf-Link and Midna emerged from the tree. Link turned back into a human.
"Alright, we can go now." Said Link.
"Uh... you have some... hay still in oyur mouth." Said Phil.
Link noticed the mass of hay in his mouth and spit it back out.
"Yeah... I just couldn't stand that kid anymore. But I did snag his lantern." Said Link.
Link picked up the lantern and held it above his head. *DUN NUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!*
Skull Kid's Lantern, somehow makes walls of wood disappear in the Sacred Grove.
"Was that necessary?" Said Phil.
"Yes... Yes it was. Now come on." Said Link.
"At least that damn music stopped... It got annoying after a while." Said Samantha.
"Yeah, but why do I hear crying now?" Said Phil.
"Dunno, let's just go." Said Link.
They approached a wall of wood and Link held the lantern up and it just disappeared.
"How the fuck does it do that?" Said Phil.
"No idea." Said Link.
Once the heroes entered the next room, the sound of crying was loud and ear piercing.
"GAH! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!" Said Sam.
Then it stopped, and was replaced by growling. Then a giant scarecrow thing that looked exactly like the Skull Kid, only 50 times bigger, pink, and had eyelashes, fell from the treetops.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!" It screamed.
"Nice going Sam..." Link whispered to Samantha then turned his attention back to the giant Skull Kid. "Who are you?" He asked.
"I WAS THE SKULL KID'S GIRLFRIEND! We sat in the trees all day long playing on our instruments!" Said the Skull Girl who then produced a giant Ocarina.
"AHA! I knew it!" Said Link.
"SHUT UP! You killed my boyfriend! You ended our carefree days of playing songs and our nights of hardcore sex! AND FOR THAT YOU MUST PAY!" She shouted.
The Skull Girl raised her fist.
[sub]"Oh shit..."[/sub]
The heroes rolled out of the way just in time to avoid the falling fist.
"RAAAAAUGH!" Shouted the Skull Girl.
"Why does this keep happening?" Said Link.
"Better Question: Why the hell is Skull Kid's girlfriend a giant?" He asked Link as he brandished his Infinity Staff. It began to form into a Wind Shuriken as he dashed towards the giant, launching the weapon towards her as he took flight.
LAZ0R!! Good to have ya back!
"How the hell should I know?!" Said Link.
Link pulle dout his bows and bombs and began to fire bomb arrows at the attacking giant.
Link pulle dout his bows and bombs and began to fire bomb arrows at the attacking giant.
EARLIER, With the villains...
Suddenly Sho darted up. "You guys here that!?" He asked the group.
"I hear it... You sure that's where they are?" Grimm asked him.
"What in the FUCK are you two going on about!?" Maddawg asked confused.
"I hated this part in OoT...." Sho mumbled getting ready to leave.
"Well, maybe if we're lucky, it'll be the one form Twilight Princess!" Grimm said hopefully.
"HA! Who would make a parody of that game when OoT was SO MUCH BETTER."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" MK asked.
"Oh. Well, I spent hours playing Zelda as a kid. I learned to pick up even the smallest change in volume of Saria's Song. Seeing how Grimm's an animie guy too, I'd figure it'd be the same with him." Sho explained.
"Exactly." Grimm agreed.
"And, since we have no other leads..." Sho began.
"We might as well follow this." Grimm finished.
"Alright, well how far are we from it?" MK asked.
"Well... I'd say... At least 100 miled..." Sho said calculating.
"FUCK. Grimm can fly, but how will WE get there." Maddawg asked.
"And.... DONE!" Sho said. Standing before the villians was a glowing gate. "This follows any sound put into it." He threw Grimm a trumpet. "Alright, we're going to walk in, when we do play Saria's song. After finishing press the green button and head in the direction of the music. Chances are we'll beat you by about a minute or two." Sho explained and jumped into the blue glow.
"Hey, is this safe?" MK asked.
"Eh, last time he made something it was..." Maddawg said throwing Sky's drunken body into the portal.
"If you say so..." MK said following Maddawg in.
"Alright... Lets see how well I can play this through the suit..." Grimm mumbled. He was about to put it up to the faceplate when the plate retracted itself. "Huh. This might actually be a good thing..." Grimm played the song flawlessly and hit the button. The machine started to whir and the portal disappeared. Grimm blasted off in the direction of the music.
CURRENTLY, WITH THE HEROES....
"What's that light in the sky?" Samantha asked while dodging Skull Girl's attacks.
WHILE THE VILLAINS WERE FALLING...
"You know, you could have programmed it to make appear on THE GROUND." Maddawg said angrily.
"But what fun is that!? Besides, can any of YOU build a sound locating warp machine!? No? Then stop bitching!"
"Man, I missed this shit..." MK mumbled sniffing a bit of cat nip and readying his parachute.
"Argh..." Sky yawned and began to wake up "HOLY HELL! What happened!?" She said shooting out of her grogginess.
"The genious over there made a machine that brought us here..." Maddawg mumbled pointing at Sho.
"OI! Fuck off! I got us to the heroes! Also, why the HELL would he do a Twilight Princess parody!?" Sho asked.
"I DON'T CARE." Maddawg said. "What's your plan to get us out of here!?"
"Just calm down, I think your forgetting about someone." Sho said and started laughing.
"Wait... We're trusting out lives with him!? Well, you are. Sky has a parachute built into her arm." Sho began but was inturupted bty Sky.
"ARGH! Really!? AWESOME!" Sky said.
"Yea, just think about it. It'll turn on. MK has a parachute. Or jetpack... Depending on his mood I guess... And I can blast sound to break my fall. SO! Grimm had better save you!"
"I'm going to murder you..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Alright, FINE! Here!" Sho blasted a wave of sound at Maddawg and he was in a clear bubble.
"What is this!?" Maddawg said.
Sho put the same bubble around his body and began to explain "It's what's going to break our fall. Which will be coming to an end about... NOW!"
MK and Sky released their parachutes and Maddawg and Sho crashed on top of Skull Girl rendering her unconsios by the force of the sound.
"Wow. That was... Interesting..." Maddawg said commenting about the feeling of the fall.
"It was FUN!" Sho said.
"Do it again and I kill you."
"Uhh... What the hell are you doing here!?" Link asked.
"That will be established soon..." Sho said grinning.
Suddenly Iron Grimm dived head first into Link's chest, blasting him back several yards. "FUCKERS! BREAK THIS SUIT!" He said in pain.
Suddenly Sho darted up. "You guys here that!?" He asked the group.
"I hear it... You sure that's where they are?" Grimm asked him.
"What in the FUCK are you two going on about!?" Maddawg asked confused.
"I hated this part in OoT...." Sho mumbled getting ready to leave.
"Well, maybe if we're lucky, it'll be the one form Twilight Princess!" Grimm said hopefully.
"HA! Who would make a parody of that game when OoT was SO MUCH BETTER."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" MK asked.
"Oh. Well, I spent hours playing Zelda as a kid. I learned to pick up even the smallest change in volume of Saria's Song. Seeing how Grimm's an animie guy too, I'd figure it'd be the same with him." Sho explained.
"Exactly." Grimm agreed.
"And, since we have no other leads..." Sho began.
"We might as well follow this." Grimm finished.
"Alright, well how far are we from it?" MK asked.
"Well... I'd say... At least 100 miled..." Sho said calculating.
"FUCK. Grimm can fly, but how will WE get there." Maddawg asked.
"And.... DONE!" Sho said. Standing before the villians was a glowing gate. "This follows any sound put into it." He threw Grimm a trumpet. "Alright, we're going to walk in, when we do play Saria's song. After finishing press the green button and head in the direction of the music. Chances are we'll beat you by about a minute or two." Sho explained and jumped into the blue glow.
"Hey, is this safe?" MK asked.
"Eh, last time he made something it was..." Maddawg said throwing Sky's drunken body into the portal.
"If you say so..." MK said following Maddawg in.
"Alright... Lets see how well I can play this through the suit..." Grimm mumbled. He was about to put it up to the faceplate when the plate retracted itself. "Huh. This might actually be a good thing..." Grimm played the song flawlessly and hit the button. The machine started to whir and the portal disappeared. Grimm blasted off in the direction of the music.
CURRENTLY, WITH THE HEROES....
"What's that light in the sky?" Samantha asked while dodging Skull Girl's attacks.
WHILE THE VILLAINS WERE FALLING...
"You know, you could have programmed it to make appear on THE GROUND." Maddawg said angrily.
"But what fun is that!? Besides, can any of YOU build a sound locating warp machine!? No? Then stop bitching!"
"Man, I missed this shit..." MK mumbled sniffing a bit of cat nip and readying his parachute.
"Argh..." Sky yawned and began to wake up "HOLY HELL! What happened!?" She said shooting out of her grogginess.
"The genious over there made a machine that brought us here..." Maddawg mumbled pointing at Sho.
"OI! Fuck off! I got us to the heroes! Also, why the HELL would he do a Twilight Princess parody!?" Sho asked.
"I DON'T CARE." Maddawg said. "What's your plan to get us out of here!?"
"Just calm down, I think your forgetting about someone." Sho said and started laughing.
"Wait... We're trusting out lives with him!? Well, you are. Sky has a parachute built into her arm." Sho began but was inturupted bty Sky.
"ARGH! Really!? AWESOME!" Sky said.
"Yea, just think about it. It'll turn on. MK has a parachute. Or jetpack... Depending on his mood I guess... And I can blast sound to break my fall. SO! Grimm had better save you!"
"I'm going to murder you..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Alright, FINE! Here!" Sho blasted a wave of sound at Maddawg and he was in a clear bubble.
"What is this!?" Maddawg said.
Sho put the same bubble around his body and began to explain "It's what's going to break our fall. Which will be coming to an end about... NOW!"
MK and Sky released their parachutes and Maddawg and Sho crashed on top of Skull Girl rendering her unconsios by the force of the sound.
"Wow. That was... Interesting..." Maddawg said commenting about the feeling of the fall.
"It was FUN!" Sho said.
"Do it again and I kill you."
"Uhh... What the hell are you doing here!?" Link asked.
"That will be established soon..." Sho said grinning.
Suddenly Iron Grimm dived head first into Link's chest, blasting him back several yards. "FUCKERS! BREAK THIS SUIT!" He said in pain.
That's my first story contributing post in a while... I'm proud of myself!
"..............You're fucking kidding me.... Didn't we ditch you guys back at the ocean?" Said Link after recovering from Grimm's blow.
"Yeah, but now we're back! Isn't that great?" Said Sho.
"NO! YOU'RE JUST GETTING IN THE FUCKING WAY! And what did the tin can over there want? Us to get that suit off of him? Why us?" Said Link.
"When we get cool stuff, oyu guys ALWAYS break it!" Screamed Sho.
"Heheh... Yeah, we do." Said Phil.
"GET THE DAMN SUIT OFF ME NOW!" Said Grimm.
Link facepalmed for the fourth time this page.
"Alright alright! Fine! But when we do will you just get the fuck out of our way?" Said Link.
"Probably not..." Said Maddawg.
"..........Fine......" Link pulled out his Ball and Chain and began to swing it.
"Hold still... This might hurt." Said Link.
Link threw the Ball and Chain and it hit Grimm. A oiece of the armour fell off.
"Great, now do that about 127 more times." Said Maddawg.
"DAMNIT! There has to be a faster way." Said Link.
"I DON'T CARE! JUST GET THE DAMN SUIT OFF!" Screamed Grimm.
"Yeah, but now we're back! Isn't that great?" Said Sho.
"NO! YOU'RE JUST GETTING IN THE FUCKING WAY! And what did the tin can over there want? Us to get that suit off of him? Why us?" Said Link.
"When we get cool stuff, oyu guys ALWAYS break it!" Screamed Sho.
"Heheh... Yeah, we do." Said Phil.
"GET THE DAMN SUIT OFF ME NOW!" Said Grimm.
Link facepalmed for the fourth time this page.
"Alright alright! Fine! But when we do will you just get the fuck out of our way?" Said Link.
"Probably not..." Said Maddawg.
"..........Fine......" Link pulled out his Ball and Chain and began to swing it.
"Hold still... This might hurt." Said Link.
Link threw the Ball and Chain and it hit Grimm. A oiece of the armour fell off.
"Great, now do that about 127 more times." Said Maddawg.
"DAMNIT! There has to be a faster way." Said Link.
"I DON'T CARE! JUST GET THE DAMN SUIT OFF!" Screamed Grimm.
"DEFENSE MECHANISMS, ACTIVATED." A robotic voice said.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Grimm asked.
"Oh right... I put a really nice AI in your suit... Called GladOS I think..." Maddawg said.
"HAHAHAHA! Shit keeps getting better and better." Sho said laughingly.
"Please do not destroy vital testing apparatus!" The suit said as it forced Grimm to charge and attack the heroes.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Grimm asked.
"Oh right... I put a really nice AI in your suit... Called GladOS I think..." Maddawg said.
"HAHAHAHA! Shit keeps getting better and better." Sho said laughingly.
"Please do not destroy vital testing apparatus!" The suit said as it forced Grimm to charge and attack the heroes.
"OH SHIT!" Link tried to run from Grimm's charge and got hit by his foot and slammed into the wall.
"Someone *COUGH!* Help me find a way to get that *Cough* Suit off him!*
"Someone *COUGH!* Help me find a way to get that *Cough* Suit off him!*
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Xandus117 said:
BUT! Let's follow lazors reserve.
And Grimms in the Iron Man suit. I don't know if a sword can cut right through it XD
Then again, Grimm not having an arm sounds sort of fun...
And Grimms in the Iron Man suit. I don't know if a sword can cut right through it XD
Then again, Grimm not having an arm sounds sort of fun...
Fury Is Me. said:
OH COME ON! You know what reserve means! Right!? Xandus may have been ninja'd, but wait for him to post!
Lazor, you got 4 kneecaps to break.
Lazor, you got 4 kneecaps to break.