"Ooh, me! Pick me!" Sam cried, waving her arms in the air. She pulled a glowy white-and-gold katana out of her bag and dropped into a kendo stance, before dashing at Ganondorf and slashing his horse in half. The horse screamed like this:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
and vanished into black smoke. Sam flipped the katana into the air and caught it in one hand, before pointing it at Ganondorf.
"This is the Masamune. It was crafted by a man who had glowy yellow eyes. He killed the devil once. It turned out it wasn't really the devil, though; it was just a robot. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, right. Die!" Samantha rushed at Ganon, jumped into the air and brought the sword down at his head. Ganondorf blocked the blade with an armoured hand, which started smoking. The blade of the sword glowed, and then all of a sudden the screen flashed. When visibility returned, Sam was standing behind Ganon, facing away from him and pointing the blade at the ground. Ganondorf spun around and pointed his right fist at her... or rather, he would have done, if Sam hadn't just reduced it to smoke.
"So... yeah. It's a pretty cool weapon."