The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Totally unfair Xandus, how come we get Super Diabetes and you don't?" Said Ganondorf. Frank began to reply "Actually, it's not super dia-" "IT'S SUPER DIABETES!!!!!!" Shouted Ganondorf into Frank's face. He then stuck the needle into his neck and pressed down on the syringe. "God... I hate this. Oh would anyone, WHO'S A VILLAIN, like gourmet dinner?" Said Ganondorf.
Iji was taken aback by Xandus' comment but held her cool.
"Well, that explosion was pretty sweet. A bit cheap, but sweet."
"Well, that explosion was pretty sweet. A bit cheap, but sweet."
"Let's do both. It's better watching people killing each other when you set them up to do it."
"I guess none of the other villians wants a gourmet dinner. LE MOBLEN!" Ganondorf shouted. Immediatly, A moblin with a twirly moustache, chef's hat, and fancy french chefs apparel walked up. "Yes Monsieur Ganondorf?" It said. "Bring my boiled lobster cooked in it's own juices and a butter sauce and a boiled alaskan crab please." Ganondorf said. "Ah, Oui monsieur. Right away." Said Le Moblen in a French accent. It ran off to prepare Ganondorf's meal. "Now, just so you suckers can watch and drool..." Ganondorf pulled a fancy table with a candlebra in the middle out of nowhere, then snapped his finers and a twilit Gerudo barrier formed around him.
"And his head is outta here," yelled the announcer. The victor standing over his victim's decapitated corpse, head sitting somewhere in the stands. Iji had enjoyed her host's dinner, an assortment of Nexus creatures that appeared appetizing and tasted absolutely delicious. A cup of wine in her hand and Xandus' interdimensional cell phone in the other.
"Oh hey, Ganon, we're having a gourmet dinner. Bye."
"Oh hey, Ganon, we're having a gourmet dinner. Bye."
"Cool, I am too, so be quiet: >
. Bye!" He said and hung up the phone. Le Moblen came bacck, head held high, with Ganondorf's dinner under a cap on a silver platter. "Here you are monsieur. It vill taste exquisite." He said. "Thank you Le Moblen, you may go now." Said Ganondorf. "Of course Monsieur." He said. Ganondorf lifted the cap and revealed the dish beneath. The aroma was intoxicating, and to furter annoy the others, Ganondorf walked to the wall of the barrier facing the others and made a small hole, too small for ANYONE'S hand (That means anyone's...) to fit through, and wafted the smell through.
. Bye!" He said and hung up the phone. Le Moblen came bacck, head held high, with Ganondorf's dinner under a cap on a silver platter. "Here you are monsieur. It vill taste exquisite." He said. "Thank you Le Moblen, you may go now." Said Ganondorf. "Of course Monsieur." He said. Ganondorf lifted the cap and revealed the dish beneath. The aroma was intoxicating, and to furter annoy the others, Ganondorf walked to the wall of the barrier facing the others and made a small hole, too small for ANYONE'S hand (That means anyone's...) to fit through, and wafted the smell through.
Rhianna apeared in a black silk dress.
"hello Gannon, may I join you?"
"umm well I uh......"
she then used her laser gun to blast the gerudos a Floor Master pulled a chair out for her.
"Why are they?"
"Oh well i have the Master sword, absorbed it's power, so in other words," she fixed gannon with a steely glare
"I can kill you."
she then turnedto Le Moblin
"Ceasar salad as an appetizer, English clam chowder, red wine."
"Yes mam please don't stab me."
"hello Gannon, may I join you?"
"umm well I uh......"
she then used her laser gun to blast the gerudos a Floor Master pulled a chair out for her.
"Why are they?"
"Oh well i have the Master sword, absorbed it's power, so in other words," she fixed gannon with a steely glare
"I can kill you."
she then turnedto Le Moblin
"Ceasar salad as an appetizer, English clam chowder, red wine."
"Yes mam please don't stab me."
"I wasn't about tto say you couldn't... but stay as a woman that way it doesn't seem gay. LE MOBLEN! (It's his name, the E in Moblin is supposed to be there.) Get me some Champagne!" "Yes Monsieur." LE Moblen turned to CybeRihanna. "Would the Madame-moiselle like anything else?" He said.
"No i'm fine, thank you."
(By the way, it wasn't a barrier of Gerudo's, it was a magic twilit barrier with gerudo inscriptions. Not complaining, just informing that it wasn't people surrounding Ganondorf.)
"No i'm fine, thank you."
(By the way, it wasn't a barrier of Gerudo's, it was a magic twilit barrier with gerudo inscriptions. Not complaining, just informing that it wasn't people surrounding Ganondorf.)
"Would you mind if I stayed with you awhile? I mean, everyone else probably thinks I left the heroes now that I'm here with you. So would you be okay having someone other than a servant to be with you?"
"By the way... HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE SWORD?! I saw it's hilt in it's sheathe on Link's back when we got switched!" Ganondorf shouted.
I know it's hard to tell teamkiers, but Iji's name starts with an i. The Escapist just makes it look like an L.
"I believe she's spending some quality time with our friend Xandus," replied Ganon.
"You let her go! She would never join you!"
"Whatever you want to do."
"Well then, let me think of something. How about I show you where you'll be staying while you're here?"
"That sounds like a great idea."
The pair set off up the castle stairs.
"Well then, let me think of something. How about I show you where you'll be staying while you're here?"
"That sounds like a great idea."
The pair set off up the castle stairs.