The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Orinon]

CybeRyan was stunned, it didn't make sence he usually was immune to EMP's he always had an organic layer to protect him, unless if the magma completely burt it off, he would need to learn howto deal with that later,in the meantime he was programmed to swiflty recover EMP's.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Frank awoke with his arms and legs bound to a surgeons table in an evil labratory with a childrens theme park theme! He looked around terrified out of his witts as he tried and failed to break free.
Glad to see your up early Frank. Said Lepre-Khan. After all senseless torture isnt as horrifying for the tortee or as neaurally stimulating to the torturer unless said tortee is up and at 'em. Lepre-Khan pressed a button on a remote he pulled out of nowhere causing electricty to shock Franks body.
What the hell do you want from me? Frank Asked.
Simple. I want to turn you back into my servant! A mindless monster of rage, destruction, and uhhh...MOAR RAGE!
What the hell are you talking about wee-man?
Lepre-Khan pressed the button again, causing more electricty to zapp Frank.
How dare you call me short and how even more dare you mention jack-ass and by extension MTV!? If anyones going to turn the youth of today into brain dead zombies, it shall be I! Lepre-Khan evil laughedid and kept pressing the button over and over again.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Iji saw Sam heading towards her two sub-commanders, Vat and Yuka, each directing the Tasen with a Devastator and CFIS respectively. Just as she was about to gut them, Iji fired her Devastator at Sam. The recoil, as always, knocked her down. Unfortunately for Iji, it was from on top of MetalSeadramon's head. The fall was long and when she landed, her breath was gone and her body went numb for a moment.

The shot paid off however, the three projectiles hitting their mark on Sam's feet. The blast knocked the would-be Tasen killer far off course and onto the ground. As soon as Iji could push herself up again, she charged at Sam, spraying her with Machinegun fire and Splinters.

Spoiler: OOC

Lep, unless that is the direction teamkiers wants his character to be taken in, don't be too controlling of his character.

On a completely unrelated note, Iji is less of a cyborg and more of an, er, augmented human. The term just really doesn't make much sense in her case, considering she has an organic body surrounded by a field of machines and not a biomechanical body.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf watched from atop his kargorok, drinkin from a Mountian Dew bottle. He then held the bottle towards the camera, closed one eye, grinned, and raised a thumbs up.
"Do the Dew" He said.
Then he discarded his empty Dew bottle and pulled out his cell phone.
"........ Damnit George! Pick up! Oh, hello. Hey George. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my day was fine. Oh she is? Oh that's nice. Hey, could you send Gohma over here? Thanks." He put away the phone.
"IJ! I got a big friend coming over to play! Do you have any problem with spiders?!" He yelled.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"I'm a bit busy right now," Iji called while fighting Sam.

She rolled out of the brawl and to a short distance away, preparing to fire her Nanogun. Sam would not have that though and ran towards her opponent, blade first. Instinctively, Iji activated the Resonance Detonator and knocked over Sam when she was about to be impaled. As soon as Sam stood up however, a nice kick to the face was in order.

Sam dodged her foot and punched Iji right between the eyes, dazing her for a moment. Just as she recovered, Sam nearly sliced Iji's arm off.

"I know this isn't the smartest thing for me to do, but it should work."

With her body pressed up against Sam's, Iji fired a rocket into the ground in front of her. The explosion sent the two flying. Sam crashed into a conveniently placed boulder and Iji followed suit, using her enemy's body as a cushion.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf heard the sound of spider legs clicking in the horizon.
"Sheee's heeeeerreee." He said in a very creepy fashion.
Suddenly, Gohma, followed by thousands of tiny baby spiders, appeared.
She leaped onto Iji and Sam and tore Iji off the boulder and began to spin a web around Sam.
You couldn't see it, but you KNEW, instinctively, that the clicking of the babies below here was of hunger.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Woah, woah, woah. I never asked for this. I never wanted a giant spider to save me from a fight I was winning."
"Wait, winning? You're as bad off as a I am," Sam interrupted.
"Whatever, the point is, I had things under control--"

Sam cracked up at that particular statement.
"And now you want my glory don't you?"

Sam was in tears laughing as Iji told Ganon what for. Whenever he tried to say something, a barrel ended up pointed at his face.

"Now get rid of this spider with an obvious weakness and its children!"

Gohma appeared to take offense at that last statement, but Iji gave it the Ganon treatment, slightly depressing the trigger to send a weak warning stream of pulses toward its huge eye and gave the beast a dirty look.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Awww... You're no fun Ij! I was looking forward to seeing the fluids drained from Sam... Whatever... Gohma, go bother one of the other heroes."
The spider complied and ran for Ram.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Sam, can we have a moment?" asked Iji after untying her. Despite the fact that they were mortal enemies, you can't just leave the person you're trying to kill defenseless, that ruins the point of rivalries.

After the two foes felt they had enough energy to get back to business, the vicious battle began anew. Much like the fight before Gohma showed up, hand to hand combat broken up by Nanogun shots were the norm.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Ganandorf pulled out a pack of skittles, swallowed it whole, and said:"Skittles. Taste the rainbow" to the camera when his cell-phone started to ring.
Hold on, I gotta call.
Hey Ganon,can you hear me now? Said a voice on the other end.
Yes yes I hear Lepre-Khan. What is it?
Can you hear me now?
Yes, I can clearly make out what your saying.
Can you hear me now?
YES! WHAT IS IT!?
Can you hear me now?
Ganondorf's face turned red with rage.
YES! YES! YES! I CAN HEAR YOU! I'VE HEARD YOU WITH THE UTMOST CLARITY THE OTHER FIVE JILLION TIMS YOU'VE ASKED THA! NOW TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU WANT, BEFORE...I...LOSE...IT...AND START...SAVAGELY...KILLING SHIT!
Good. Said Lepre-Khan before slamming his rottery phone down.
Nice one Mi'Lord. Said Bobo as he forced Frank to red the entire twilight book saga.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Oh God, it's horrible! ENOUGH!" Yelled Frank his eyes flashed yellow. "Why do you want me in particular, is it because I'm infected?" Asked Frank as he fought off the urge to rip Bobo's balls off and choke him with them.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan had to save Frank and he needed some organic material to resist the EMP he saw the giant spider gohma. He grabbed a walnut on the ground, perfect.
He flew up to the massive spider threw the nut in its eye, while it stood stunned he decided to take a leaf out of kratos's book,
Press X to punch it's face
press square to rip off one of it's spikes
press triangle to jam the spike in it's eye
press 0 to grab it's eyeball
mash 0 to rip out the eyeball
Gohma blew up and a little kid and green began jumping in a victory dance.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Ryan
"Well gohma's been defeated, I win."
"No I win you midget that piece of heart is mine."
"Want to fight for it?"
"Sure," the 9 foot tall cyborg became surrounded by fire
"FALCON PUNT" he kicked the youth in green into the sky team rocket style.
"Now I have organic matter to protect me time to help my comrade." he said pocketing the heart container.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"GRAAARRGGAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! I HAVE TO KILL SOME SHIT!!!!!" Ganondorf picked up a bunny and ripped it's head off, then he jumped off his Karggorok and went ballistic on CybeRyan's mettalic ass. His swords danced wildly in a way that no beingg alive could track where they would ggo.

 

[000Ronald]

Previously on The Logician's Adventures...

You defamed Hell...somehow.

Old Man (unnamed)

Why?

They seemed unhappy.

The Logician (Loggy)

No one said they had to be miserable.

You realize this is a journey into dangerous territory.

Seriously. He summons Chuck Norris. I blast planets with Death Star rays.

Benny (disembodied voice)

I think we can handle ourselves.

All actions have reprocussions, Keeper.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

...Chuck Norris

And now the continuation

The following takes place between 1:00 PM and 1:10pm

So what was the deal with the old man?

"I told you, he's a friend of mine. I visit him when I need advice."

When you need advice. There are three things about that statement that don't add up.

"Sure, why not. Anyway, he was helpful, but I'm not taking his advice. Being a bad guy isn't something I'm very good at."

So you're content to just let everyone beat each other senseless until they get tired of it and meander along somewhere else? I mean, they like it, but it's boring as hell to me.

"No, I didn't say that. Y'think they might want to go on a quest?"

I think the ones that might want to go on a quest are vastly outnumbered by the ones who want to beat each other until they're nothing more than greasy smears on the ground.

"Your positivity in the face of such overwhelming odds never ceases to bring a tear to my eye."

Oh, Sarcasm. How original.

"Anyway, I'll figure something out. Eventually. Probably really soon, in fact."

Or you could bum around and jump off tall buildings.

"That's a worst-case scenerio, Benny. If everything else fails, I change my name to Richard Spider and become the superhero Spider-Dick."

That is the laziest superhero name ever. No, it is.

"Kinda the point."

OK, whatever. Let's go and find some sort of quest to take everyone on. That's the plan, isn't it?

"See, that's what we've got to do. Stick to the plan."

Cool. So the plan is to form a plan?

"A-yup. That's the plan. Think of a plan. Think of a plan...

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, hold on a second," Sam said to Iji, whipping her head to the side to avoid a punch and dancing away from her opponent. She reached into her bag and pulled out a door, which she opened and stepped through.

"...Yeah, I could go for a quest," Sam said, stepping through the doorway that had materialized in the room the Logician and his band of merry men were conversing in. "In my memory, some of the more successful quests I've had a hand in driving had a way of involving each player individually; something like a unique training session where each hero has to struggle against their greatest weakness, for example. Something like that." She shuffled closer to the Logician and started rubbing herself up against him. "It feels nice to bask in your presence..." She suddenly licked him on the side of his face. "Mmm... Tastes like verbosity..."

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler: OOC

Hm.... Mind if I jump back in? I'm not sure if anyone even remembers me though.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"I sense a quest, which I will join as soon as 3 foot fag face over here tells me why he wants me in particular." Said Frank

 

[hopeneverdies]

The door shut behind Sam. Iji looked to the other side of it, and saw nothing. She tried jiggle the knob. It was stuck. She tried to create a crackable interface out of the wood. Again, nothing happened. She was getting frustrated. Iji kicked the door in a fit of rage. The door smashed to pieces.

"Well isn't this just great?"

 

[Lepre-Khan]

My dear Frank,I shall be Frank with you. Lepre-Khan cleared his throat and used his EPIC! voice.
LONG AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY...
Wrong story Mi'Lord. Said Bobo.
Oh right. Lepre-Khan cleared his throat again and used his EPIC! voice oncemore.
WHO AM I? ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW? THE STORY OF MY LIFE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Wrong story again Mi'Lord.
Look. Could you please hurry it up, I kinda have a plot I wanted to be apart of. Said Frank.
Alright. Long Story short. Before I had Bobo over here as my lackey, I had you. I'd often experiment on ya and often clobber ya in the nutts with a 10 foot mallet everytime said experiments failed miserable. One day however, I experimented on you with a force beyond the comprehension of me or anyother mortal being. A force so powerful it is wielded by the cruelest of gods against their enemies!
What? Black Magic? Blood Magic? Magicy Magic? Asked Frank.
No! I speak of the force known only as...

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan used his sword Red Fear to beat Gannon, he then appeared before the Logician.
"good evening Logi- OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING SAM?"
samantha was licking the logician and doing some dry humping.
"Oh umm hi Cyber," she got off the man "me and the logician were um talkking."
he simply stood there until a though came to him
"Ever used an electric stimulator?"
"You got one?" asked Samantha
You'll find out" he said as he led her alone to a private room