Jakeman saw this insane spectacle and laughed. "I KNOW HOW TO STOP THIS HILARIOUSLY DESTRUCTIVE BUNNY!" And with that he began his wierd summoning ritual again, and summoned MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAILS KING ARTHUR! AND THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!,
"COWER BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS! AND HIS HOLY HAND GRENADE!" King Arthur shouted as he saw the evil Killer Bunny.
<spoiler=OOC> Thanks for posting up a pic of a knightmare frame, I don't know how to show pics in my posts yet...... Some help?
"Now everyone,Booster had formed an alliance between Jakeman and the Boone empire with our engines nom'd and Booster's Gundam eaten,the ship needs repairs ITSSS ALLLL UUPPPP TOOOOO MEEEEE!" said Skeets ripping his eyepacth off when he screamed.
"Sensei, what's that?" Spouts Mutou Kazuki, student of wandering martial arts master Black Dragon.
The hatted master looked over the horizon and noticed the inherent craziness occurring. Apparently some idiots were fighting with giant robots... Again. Dragon sighed and shook his head.
"Kazuki, Shiki, Saito; go handle it." The man said and nothing more.
Without a word the three of them gathered their weapons and set out towards the source of the commotion. They were immediately beset by a small batallion of four Knightmare Frames.
"Halt, who goes there?!" Demands one of the frames.
Without a response, Shiki removed his glasses, activating his Mystic Eyes of Death Perception then his knife Nanaya Yotsu and proceeded to carve the hapless frame and its pilot like a turkey on Thanksgiving. The pilot's screams were drowned out by the subsequent explosion.
Kazuki and Saito then followed suite with Kazuki activating his lance-Sunlight Heart + and Saito removing the seal over his left hand then drawing his sword, Derflinger. Two more frames were blown to hell leaving the last to go running away crying like a little *****.
"Hm, that was quick." Kazuki remarked.
"Well, from the looks of it, our destination's that ship over there." Saito added as he pointed over the distance.
"But it doesn't look like we'll be able to get there without any problems..." Shiki then said, noticing the large number of Knightmare Frames.
Scarlet Night was off the ship her Zombies would need help, she called up Karen in the Knightmare
"Karen do you really think that man is Zero, think he's attacking Germany without cause this is not the Zero you know, because he is not Zero I will bring the true Zero before you."
She made her second Call.
"Lelouch someone is impersonating you.
"What? Who? and why?"
"They're trying to get Karen to follow your orders."
Suddenly Lelouch and C.C. were right there the costume of Zero available.
"Now take your army with mine and we shall obliterate them
FOR JUSTICE."
She then took off drawing her swords one was the length of her arm at the edge was pure crimson, the other sword was the length of her forearm. This one also had a crimson edge.
" Red Fear "
She then attacked a nightmare in the middle of the air cutting it in half.
She continued to destroy the Nightmares while her zombies handled any ground infantry.
Meanwhile on jakemen's ship
"Captain we have signs Of Ryan, Our data shows that the ninja Scarlet Night just used his signature move." but just as this happened someone had appeared on board
It was Zero
Sonic Says: Kallen, her name is Kallen don't be a 4kids and Americanize. Being like 4kids is NO Good.
"Now Everyone..."Skeets starts
"You...Um... new minion shut up your robot." says Teisal.
"Its Booster. Skeets buddy knock it off with the recaps" says Schwarz Booster.
"Ok. either way it seems Arthur has scared of that horrid monster." says Skeets
"YaY" says everyone in the most dead and unenthusiastic way possible
"And I fixed the engines" say Skeets
"YaY" says everyone in the most dead and unenthusiastic way possible
"Hm, doesn't seem as though that did anything..." Saito remarks.
"Well that's because we only took down a few frames. We need to make more of an impact. I guess we ought to attack that ship directly?" Shiki suggests.
"Yosh! Then we make a full assault on that enemy ship and finally bring an end to this chaos!" Kazuki shouts and pumps a fist. His comrades just look at him.
"Let's just go, you know master has a timeframe for these things..." Shiki sighs.
It took them a while to figure out how to get on to the ship since it was really high up (correct me if I'm wrong). But as luck would have it a certain blue hedgehog and a certain fox with two tails just happened to land a bi-plane right next to them. As the furry duo left, the three boys decided to jack the plane and fly off.
"..... Damnit, Tails!" Sonic the hedgehog cursed.
"Oh, fuck you, Sonic" Tails shot back.
"Wait a minute, why do you know how to fly a plane, Saito?" Shiki questioned.
"Because in my anime I fly a fighter plane."
"In a fantasy RPG-esque anime?"
"Look, I was some pink-haired loli's ***** for almost three seasons, get off my ass" Saito snapped.
"Zero, I have been waiting for you, welcome to the Galipolli!" Jakeman said to th eintruder on his ship. "Thank you. Now, all tasks at hand have been cleared." Zero said.
"Wrong move idiot. Every time you say that catch phrase, something incredibly bad happens and screws you over." Jakeman said as he calmly shot Zero in the chest. Zero gasped, and then fell backwards. He landed with a dull thump on the floor. "Drag that still living idiot into the airlock and dump him!" Jakeman ordered his sithlings. "YES SIR!" the sithlings shouted. Jakeman sighed. "You know, being dangerously genre savvy is sometimes a really good thing to be. Now then, any Knightmare frames that can make it back to the ship can come with us, any others, leave them. We are retreating! This battle is unwinnable."
"But sir! What about our allies on the Gesselschaft? They cannot escape!" The commander protested. "This is Avatar Adventures. They will find a way to escape." Jakeman replied.
THe Galipolli turned and blasted off into orbit, saving only a single Battalion (30) of Knightmare frames. The Gesselschaft listed badly, with one engine dead and the other keeping the ship flying, just. It was still burning from the earlier assault by Jakeman.
The Knightmare fled as scarlet Night sliced them in half.
"Don't run, I'll just stab you in the back" she then saw the sonic sphere.
"Sweet a ball" she kicked the ball while they were both in midair; it ricocheted off the Knightmare frames leaving all but two intact. except For "Kallen's' Guren which was helping Zero and Scarlet Night, there allegiance was proving less effective then Scarlet hoped she just hoped that Zero was doing his job right
Meanwhile
C.C removed the mask of Zero upon her face the bullet hadn't really harmed her, she had survived through worse. Now to stop this ship from taking off with her in it.
"Guard Zero has escaped he put me in here."
The guard scratched his head "How did He do that I was here the whole time?"
"HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW, JUST LET ME THE OUT."
"Well OK lady" he opened the door when he did C.C. pulled out a gun and shot him.
"Now I make my escape.
"Sir! HEROS ON THE SHIP! They are currently on the side, moving to airlock 3c!" The commander shouted from his console. "BLOODY PIRATES, I MEAN HEROS!!" Jakeman replied. "That is it! Send a sithling to the Heros, and guide them to Hanger bay 12! I will meet them there. IT IS TIME TO FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!" Jakeman screamed as he grabbed his Guitar of Doom. He strode off into the darkness of the corridors, playing Knights Of Cydonia on his guitar as he went. The corridors began to vibrate with the power of sheer awesomness.
To be honest I have no idea what a 'Sithling' is, but I'll give it a shot
As the three boys made their way through the airlock, they stopped at a strange sound.
"What the?" They all muttered.
Ahead of them, the corridor suddenly became alight by the blade of a red lightsaber than made its way to them.
"Hey, partner we better be careful here..." Cautioned Saito's sword, Derflinger.
"You're saying the munchkin with the lightsaber's stronger than it looks?" Saito asked.
"No, but I sense the power of sheer awesomeness making its way here" Derflinger said.
And just as the sword finished saying that, the little sithling leapt at the three of them, only to be blown to smithereens as Kazuki exerted an energy blast from his palm. The three of them pushed onward, slicing and beating the shit out of the guards that just happened to come their way.
<spoiler=OOC>Well, the 'Sithlings' were once sith troopers, but Orinion meme'd them into sithlings. I find it funny, so they can stay as sithlings. By the way, he was SUPPOSED to guide you to hangerbay 12 so that Jakeman could duel with them.........
As Jakeman came to hangerbay 12, the song hit its midsection. "You and I must fight for our rights! You and I must fight to survive! No one's gonna take me alive! No one's gonna fight at my side!" and thus Jakeman burst into the solo of Knights of Cydonia, just as the three young anime boys arrived. The three were bathed in the blood of countless sithlings, all the ships guards and several misguided chickens. Jakeman was rocking out in the middle of the hangerbay, with a single spotlight iluminating him from above.
"Oi!" Shiki called a little louder, only to be ignored even longer. "Oh damnit.. OI!"
Then Saito whipped out his AK-47 and blasted the guitar to hell.
"Now that we have your attention, it's time to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!" Saito said
Oh, well don't I feel stupid now.... Oh and before anyone says Shiki can't do this or Saito doesn't do that. If my first post (in a while) doesn't indicate, they're being told by my OC who will remain off screen for the time being.
An enormous cell landed behind Beiber. It was plastered with warning signs. The door opened.
Inside was something so horrible, I can't describe it. It was awful. It couuld drive a man insane with a single second of exposure. It was pure malevolancy. It was SCP-5643. The four worst numbers on the planet.
The creature stepped out. Since no man could comprehend its power, it appeared as a tall, gender-neutral figure made of shadow. It extended a hand and touched Justin Beiber's face.
'Justain Bieber! Greatest singer in the world! My mummy say's so!'
He cantinues to sing which summons a horde of fan-girls that crush the thing that asked him who he was.
'JUSTIN BIEBER! YAY!'
Booster Gold and Skeets are aboard the Gessellschaft monitoring the Killer rabbit for activity...
"Oh no this is terrible" says a visible distraught Booster
"what is it Sir." says Skeets as he flies in next to Booster.
"Well the Killer Rabbit, with its big sharp point teeth" Booster does the accompanying hand gestures.
"Yes sir it rip up a fleet of mecha including you Gundam, and destroyed our engines. Why?" asks Skeets
"It just digivolved" said Booster
"into what Sir?" ask Skeets wish Booster would stop being dramatic.
"into an evil that if left unchecked can and will destroy civilization. as we know it." Says Booster in a dramatic monologue voice.
"Then we mus...." skeets is interrupted by Booster who hasn't finished his explaining yet.
"an evil so evil, that it evil that the evil it waS before pales before the evilness he now exudes from every pore..."
"GET ON WITH IT !!!" screams Skeets
"GET ON WITH IT !!!" screams Scarlet Night/ Rhianna/ Girl Ryan
"GET ON WITH IT !!!" screams Jakeman
"GET ON WITH IT !!!" screams Tiesl Boone
"GET ON WITH IT !!!" screams SCP-5643
" YES GET ON WITH IT!!!" screams every other character in this RP at once.
"I am enjoying this scene." says Booster.
[spoiler"GET ON WITH IT !!!" screams God from Monty Python][/spoiler]
Booster lets out a sigh "fine whatever."
"Justin Bieber!" he says
"OH MY WORD not Justin Bieber anyone, but Justin Bieber!! Wait who is Justin Bieber anyway."
"He is a talentless arrogant, annoying tween pop singer, think Lindsy Lohan with less talent." says Booster
"KILL IT WITH FIRE" screams Skeets.
Booster's Explains:
Booster in a Lab coat appears in a plain white room.
"If you don't get some of these go watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
"for those who may not remember here is a picture of Skeets and myself"
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