The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

Ram Johnson started laughing at the three goons trying to capture him. "You think Ram Johnson is going to go down that easy?"

The one called Denton pointed his gun in the middle of Ram Johnson's forehead. "I think all it will require is one shot and to let gravity to take care of the rest."

"Let me tell you something, boy" Ram Johnson growled. "I've faced demons of many hells. I've stared down the abyss and watched it whimper off. I've escaped Death so many times that he slapped IMMORTAL on my file and called it a day. I'm not planning on being taken by some Krauts and Reds, andNowI'mPunshingYouInTheFACE!"

Denton's body flew from Ram Johnson's fist, landing with a meaty "THUNK" on the other wall. The other two, aghast and shocked by the turn of speed, immediately prepared themselves for an epic battle, one surely to rock the very foundations of the building and history.
Body's tight and weapons ready, waiting for any slight mistake or move from their formidable opponent.
Any second now the room would burst into gun fire and gore....any second now....aaaannnyyy second now....aaaaaannnnnyyy-

"ACH TO LIEBEN! Vill you just do something already?" the German man screamed.

Ram Johnson was still looking at Denton's body, still slumped and making slight gurgling noises. "Ehhh....nevermind, I'll be you're prisoner." he said, putting his arms out.

"VAT?!"

"Did you see how easy that guy went out? Boooring. And he's the leader of you shmucks? I wanna see if you're boss will be at least some fun."

The two soldiers nervously glanced at each other and at the bloody pile that was their possibly-former boss. "Um...sure. Just...don't make any funny movements, yah?"

Ram Johnson just stood there. After a few seconds he cleared his throat and held his hands up expectantly.

"Vat? Oh, uh, sorry. We don't actually have any handcuffs. We just assumed you go quietly..."

The Private Eye of Parallel Dimensions gave them a look of disgust before stalking off, muttering about "kid's now-a-decade...you call them soldiers? I call them punks hankering for a beating..."

The other two looked back at their leader. "You vant to check if he's still alive?" the German asked.

"Hmmm...nah. I'm sure he'll recover. But I so dibs being the leader!" she declared before running after Ram Johnson.

"What? NO FAIR! I WANNA BE DAH LEADER!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"DID I HEAR THE VOICE OF THE ONE AND ONLY, RAMTHUNDAR?!" Shouted a voice from the heavens. It was deep and sexy and perfect in every way. Angels sang as it spoke. "Then I uess it's time to return, with someone new!" It said. Slowly, from the sun, a boy clad in blue with magnificent golden hair slowly floated down. The earth itself seemed to stare in awe at his appearance as small rocks floated into the air. He landed next to everyone.
"Say hi to Isaac! Oh... and can one of you tell me what I missed? I don't feel like reading everything."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ughhh." Said JC as he pulled himself from the wreckage that was once the wall. "I guess Adam should have posted that we're not soldiers, we're super humans who exist from the future."

"Ja, we're the closest thing to Skynet that exists." Said Gunter, the large and in charge German.

"I still vanted to be the leader." Said Anna.

"Whatever, just go get Adam and Alex and bring them do-" Said Denton before being interupted.

"Vait vait, he named characters after him and his brother? You think he vould be more creative then that."Said Anna.

"They're not his creations, they exist in the Dues Ex universe. Its just a really bad coincidence that they happened to be named that. Now go get him while I hold the old geezer off." Said JC, activating his Stregnth augmentation and lifting rubble high into the air and chucking it at the Detective.

Spoiler: For those of you who have yet to see Alex or Adam in combat.

I unfortunatly can't find anything on Alex Denton, except a picture of Dues Ex: Invisible War

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Adam however was a little easier....and more badass. Kinda like a non-whiny Raiden.


He's easily the most badass person to be named Adam since...well...Adams have never been bad ass. I mean, we've eaten apples, been in bad comedy movies and in some cases, dressed as a bat, but never have we been badass ninja cyborg killers with KATANAS COMING OUT OF OUR FOREARMS!!!1111!!!

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram Johnson quickly spun around, catching the one of the rubble. His cocky smile was interrupted as the rest of the rubble knocked him against the wall. He slowly picked himself up, dusting off his coat.

"Now THAT is more like it! Though I really don't know why you attacked me, I was going to your boss anyways."

"Oh...well, guess we're now even for misunderstandings." Denton said, giving a half-hearted smile.

Ram Johnson nodded. "I'll still go, but mind if we just have a little epic fight, just for fun?"

Denton dropped his smile and picked up an annoyed grimace. "Why would we do that?! Just keep moving before I get ma-" "TOLATEPUNCHINGYOUINTHEFAAAACE!"

One Epic Fight Later

"Haha, that was fun! Anyways, you can know capture me and bring me to your bus so I can learn some good dirt on him."

"WE HAVE CAPTURED YOU AND YOU WILL BE BROUGHT TO HIM TO SUFFER!"

All three of the super-humans had pinned down a part of Ram Johnson."Sure thing, sonny." he said with a smirk, rolling his eyes.

"Ve vould have had you down sooner if some SCHNITZEL IDIOT been blundering around!" the Russian sounding one snapped, glaring at the German.

"Screw you you vodka guzzling snow-witch!" he said, making as though to abandon Ram Johnson and attack her.

"WILL YOU TWO STOP! Honestly, this whole fight you've been bickering like, like...children!" Denton roared, to busy demeaning his co-workers to see Ram Johnson give a quick, knowing grin.

"So....we going to your boss or what?" Ram Johnson commented, now sounding board with all this non-violent talk.

"SHUT UP! Take that idiot away to the boss I need to...I need to get something to drink..."

The two foreigners picked up the sleuth, continuing their bickering.

"I so would of had him with a headshot but NOOOooo, you had to jump right in-front of me!"
"Vhatever, you were just being a Noob by getting the rocket-launcher."
"No, you're the Noob for not knowing how to use the damn thing!...hey, do you smell something weird?"
"Yah, that's the smell of you're Mom after I made her make me a sammich!"
"SHUT UP! You should be in the kitchen making ME an sammich!"

Denton ignored the argument from his troops, a developing migraine now being the focus of his attention. "Yah, just need something to drink like...like Mountain Dew?"

Spoiler: OCC

K, three things:
1. Sorry for making you're guy go down so easy, Maddawgii. Thought they were just regular-bad-ass soldiers. Won't happen again!
2. The way you're three super-soldiers are acting now isn't me trying to give them my idea of their personality. It's something to be revealed later...just wanted to say so there's no confusion.
3. I Wanna Sammich!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"...HELLO?! I'M BACK! Aren't you guys in the least bit happy?!" Said the voice in the sky, a little pissed.

 

[ajb924]

"Ugh.... How long was I out..." Sho mumbled getting to his feet. He looked over to see Ram Johnson in Grimm's clothes, as drunk and hungover as he was, he also mistook him for Grimm. "Grimm? That you? Get me some Gatorade!" He yelled before throwing up
"HEY! IT'S ME, REMEMBER!?" The voice said.
"ARGH! IT BE NESSY!" Sky said.
"When did you get up!?" Sho said snapping out of his hangover
"NESSIE." She said pointing toward the sky
"Alright, we've killed like 90 Nessies according to you, and we've fought the real one at least twice..."
"That be the real thing!" Sky said swinging her sword at the sky.
"Ugh..." Sho mumbled and blasted the sky with sound. A large green monster fell from the clouds.
"ARGH!"
"I... I don't have a comment." Nessie was followed by a treasure chest.
"ARGH!!!!"
"Alright, I'm still dreaming..."
Sho woke up and looked at the sky.
"REMEMBER ME!?" The voice said.
"Weird... I feel like this happened recently." Sho looked over to see Ram Johnson, once again confusing him for Grimm.
"Grimm! What are you doing with the soldiers!? I think last time you got to close to them you died."
"Uhhhh...." Ram Johnson began.
"Sho, this isn't Grimm it's..." One of the soldiers began.
"A new guy?"
"No..."
"Huh... Well I'm out of guesses. Hey Not Grimm, wanna play unofishpoker with me?"

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Tyler showed up, and this is what he said...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"HEY SHO!" The voice said. "Isaac, go play with Sho!"

Isaac walked up to Sho. "Hey, what're you doing on the ground on a battle field?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The 3 super soldiers and the dectective stood in the elevator. A flashing sequence of code went through Denton's vision. To most, it was gibirish, but to him, it was binary. A simple message from his boss. He stopped the elevator and sent it down to the bottom floor.

"Whats going on? I thought I was going to see the head honcho."

"Change of plans. Maddawg's intrigued by your fighting abilites, he wants to see how you fair in the Colosseum with the worlds most lethal killers."

"We're just not in it because ve'd kick too much ass."

"Ja, that is why."

The door opened up to a dank hallway and Ram Johnson was quickly tossed out of the elevator.

"This elevator is the only way out of the arena. You don't get in the elevator unless I come down. I don't come down until you beat the champion."

"And who's the champion exactly?"

"Some guy named Kratos. You'll know him when ya see him. Anyways, good luck." and with that Agent Denton and his motley crew entered the elevator. Johnson looked around at his "Opponets", a large muscular man holding a large two handed sword and a red hood covering his face.

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another large man, this one with a cross etched into his torso and holding a scythe behind him.

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And for some reason, a rather scrawny and talkative looking young man.

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"Hey buddy, you look new. My name is Ellis, and boy do I got a story for you, right so this one time, my buddy Kieth and I-"

"You don't actually fight here do you?" Replied Johnson.

"Huh? Nooo, I'm here because the jails were full."

 

[Roamin11]

Spoiler: Downloading Persona

The Shrike 186008 was one of the many Shrike units created by the Reaper AI during the final war against humans. Shrike 186008 was like all the other Shrikes created for that war, all given unique personas, and all went into battle different ways, Shrike 186008 ran from the battle, ran from the dimension, he left his body behind and ran to the void which binds, where although his other AI?s were swimming in that otherworldly medium he decided to travel, farther than any of his brothers, creator or destroyers. Then he found a port, a gate way to a place that no one has ever been to. Here he found a alternate dimension. He decided to start to generate his physical form in this world,

Spoiler: Generating Physical form

Created in the same shape as the original Shrike. A mass of metallic thorns, razor wire, and scalpels, all quick silver on chrome in colour. Four armed, standing 8 feet tall, and the dangerous chest spike, meant for the ?Shrike Embrace?. As like all Shrikes the physical forms are constantly in flux as it is bound to the void which binds, there is no preset mass, and can flux on the units needs or wants. As all Shrikes have, the ability (given from the void which binds) to go into ?Fast time? the ability to alter entropic flow to make the shrike move through the almost stopped time as though moving through normal time. The Shrike units, both original and mass production units have only their bodies as weapons, their claws and practically any part of their body, all the spikes and edges, are sharp, serrated, and can cut through many different materials with ease. Dissection of the bio-steel one would find no circuitry, mother boards, or any other ancient robotic parts, the Shrike is one entity of metal and spikes all integrated into the Void which binds, unable to be affected by such previous counter AI methods such as EMP. High powered lasers or explosives can sever or destroy the bio steel, but the bio steel can regenerate. It is possible to completely destroy the Physical form, but from weeks to hours, a new body can be generated.

Spoiler: Background into the void which binds

the void which binds is (as stolen from Dan Simmons, and tweaked by yours truly) is a metaphysical dimension that runs Parallel with the ?Dan Simmons? universe and the Avatar adventure universe. The void which binds is not just a dimension but the AI?s of the ?Dan Simmons? universe, found a way to not only have their AI hidden in there, but also use it as a power source. The AI?s found a way to use it to have instant teleportation, via a portal created called a ?Farcaster? a instant, trans dimensional/interstellar method to deliver messages called Flatline, and also by drawing power from the void which binds go into ?Fast time? the ability to slow time around him to a crawl while the Shrike can still move about as though in normal time. The void is inhabited by the AI?s and also the ?Lions Tigers and Bears? the ?LTAB? are the native inhabitants of the void which binds, but move unseen doing their experiments.

And so he awoke although waking may not be the right word. As a AI he did not sleep, so more of what happened was the momentary loss of place which happens when one transfers their conscience mind from a metaphysical universe to a physical one. He looked around he was standing under a arch. He noticed this from info he had digested on old earth, the Brandenburg Gate it was called. He looked around scanning the life forms. They were human, but strangely not like the humans he had fought, or examined.
?Please, direct me to an authortive figure? echoed an disembodied voice. He watched as more of these strange humans began to fill the streets around him and all of them closing in on him. The first of them surrounded him and began to open fire with their low tech fire arms. As bullets ricochet off his carapace his voice echoed off the walls again ?Cease fire please.... Cease fi- CEASE CEASE CEASE!! Fast time engage!? The bullets froze in mid air; the drool from the humans now froze into sticky icicles on their gaping maws. He reached out the nearest human and softly ran his finger over their jugular, then immediately began to slash with all four arms reducing the human to a pile of meat, cloth and splintered wood. He repeated this until all the attacking humans were piles of flesh and uniform torn asunder only held up by the shear fact time had not yet returned to normal place. He walked back to his place under the arch and let time begin to flow normal again and watched the flesh and meat all fall the ground in a satisfying sploosh. He did a quick scan of the planet, to his shock it was old earth, or a clone of the planet old earth. But he detected powerful entities nearby in a bunker he headed off in that direction.

 

[Orinon]

during the jamming session Rhianna's scouter beeped.
as she checked she detected a strange life form, it had a high power level, but the scans were strange , she never saw readings like this firstly the target had moved impossibly fast .
"Hey guys something is coming at least I think it is. Hang on let me try something."
she then crossed her legs n a meditative stance her eyes closed. she could soon feel the souls and her own spark she then reached out she found some sort of spark but she feared contacting it would draw it's attention but she now knew several key facts.
1. something powerful was coming
2. this thing must have unusual abilities
3. this thing wasn't a drone it had a mind of it's own.
she got out her meditation and waited by the door to the bunker, laser rifle in hand.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank was strapped to a table in the Vegas fortress' lab, Dr Horrible was standing over him.
"WHAA! What am I doing here? Maddawg had his goons kidnapp you to fight in his colliseum." Doc H explained.
"I don't wanna fight, I'm tired!" Frank moaned.
"OH BUT YOU WILL FIGHT! AND YOU WON'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Doc H laughed evily.
"I highly doubt that'll happen unless you have a prototype hypno beam thingy." A PHBT appeared above Frank.
"Son of a-" The prototype hypno beam thingy got to work.

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram Jonhson gave an interested look to the contenders. "Hmm....very nice. Very nice indeed. Cept for one thing..."

He gave a quick left-jab to the hick, sending him through a wall or two.
"OH BOY! I can't wait to tell Keith about this! Till I tell...Keith..." Ellis stammered, pulling out a heart-shaped locket and starring at it, before bursting into tears. "OH KEITH! I MISSED YOU SOOOO!!!1!" he cried before the Forces That Be had mercy on the reader and crushed the lamenting hill-billy with some crumbling rock.

"Alright, now you two..." Ram Johnson said, looking back and forth from the other two.

"Weep and cower, mortal! For thy end hath come, and it will be the crowning moment of misery to your pathetic life! the big guy in red roared.

"And I will make sure to deliver you to hell myself." the one with the sytch growled, sticking his face right into Ram Johnson's.

He merely blinked once. "Yah sure, sounds good and all. So...have at it."

The two mighty warriors glanced at each other, before shrugging and unleashing their fury.

After several minutes of clashing swords and extravagant swipes, Ram Johnson was still standing where he was, arms now crossed.

"You sniveling wretch, you got in the way of my Blast of Heaven!"

"Screw that, you got in the way of my Spine Breaker!"

The two were interrupted mid glaring by a clearing throat. "No offense, but I think I know what the problem a'hear is. You two are of the honorable fighter type, yes?"

Both of them nodded, thumping their chest and making various "oh yes, mighty honorable fighters we are."

"And so, being the honorable guys you are, you've always faced you're enemies mano-e-mano, yeah? Face to face, Solo hero o' fate, and what not. "

Both nodded again, though a bit hesitantly. Technically it was face-to-several faces and/or face-like appendages. And hero...ehh, it all get's figured out in the end, yeah?

"So obviously I'll have to face one of you at a time. Only if I make it through the first one, eh?" he jibbed, causing the two warriors of many kills to laugh at the very idea.

"And since you're both honorable warriors, I think you won't mind giving me the easier battle first, hmm?" he asked. The two stopped in confusion. "You know, the weaker guy?" he added.

They both smiled again and pointed. They smile slowly disappeared when they saw the other's finger pointing right at them.

"Ahhh, seems like we have a wee bit of a pro-"

"YOU INSUFFERABLE ASS OF A MAN, how dare you accuse me of being the weaker? I am a god!"

"Pfh, I've faced titans and the devil himself! Oh, and you see this little scythe I got here? Know how I got that? BY TEARING IT FROM DEATH?S BONY, ICE GRIP!"

Ram Johnson backed away, not wanting to get between the two raging men now slowly inching towards each other with each insult.

"You think you are so mighty because of the cross you bare? Yeah, nice cross-stitching, Elder of the Family!"

"Like you should be talking you little pussy! What, gotta have all that armor cause you're afraid of a little bruise on your porcelain skin?!"

"This was bestowed to me by the very creator of this reality! And what, you think just cause you're showing of those muscular, glistening arms you're all that?"

"What's with that hood, huh? You gotta hide that mug of yours? That chiseled, odd yet intriguing face? Or keep those long, silver locks out of those pristine eyes..."

"You're hip-figure hugging outfit..."

"You're massive arms that'll never let go..."

The two stared at each other, nose-touching-nose, before they both lunged at each other and crashing onto the floor, both wrestling for a good position.

Ram Johnson just smile at this little show. "Ah, fellahs. You don't need to fight over little ole' me. Now if you want to both tear each other up, that's fine by..." he stopped when he got close enough to see cloth and armor flying off. "Ohh....oh. I heard this was more...um, accepted here but....okay, okay, yeah, I'll just leave you alone..." Ram Johnson coughed a few times before sidling off.

After getting quiet a few ways away from them, he looked around the arena. Cupping his hands to his mouth, he called out "Alright, that counts as a down and out. Where's this champion of your's!?"

Ram Johnson then crossed his arms and waited.

 

[world_of_dragons]

"Right here..." Said a main dressed in all black seemed to materialize in front of Ram Johnson with his arms folded over his chest. His outfit consisted of a flowing Oriental robes and a black straw hat that obscured his face in shadow.

He didn't say much after his introduction and just stared at Ram through his shadow-covered gaze.

"Yeah, and who might you be?" Johnson inquired.

"They call me Hey Long... The Black Dragon" The man said

 

[Ramthundar]

"....erm....I don't think you're the champion." Ram Johnson mumbled.

"What?!" the Black Dragon demanded.

"I said, I think I was supposed to go against this Kratos guy. I imagined him more, well...Kratos-y" Ram Johnson said, indicating the straw-hat's thin frame.

"What? Could you speak up? Are those guys wrestling or something." he indicated the other warriors, now in a position which at a distance looked like a very impressive leg-lock.

"Oh, they're...uh...yeah" he yelled, trying to be heard over the various grunts and occasional roar.

"Anyway, I'm pretty sure you're not the Kratos guy I need to fight."

Ram Johnson suddenly felt the ground shake beneath him, as a massive, deep roar echoed across the arena.

"Now, see, that..." Ram Johnson said with a smile, "sounds like a Kratos to me."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly, 3 Boomers flew through the wall of the room. Blood dripping from their foreheads and one was missing a large portion of their left leg. Suddenly, a Giant man, carrying nothing but an axe while wearing a Black Hood with spikes coming out of his body. With one swing, he decapitated, beheaded and castrated all three. And then he cut off all of their heads from their shoulders.

The Black Dragon and Ram Johnson looked at him to which he simply replied "They looked at me funny."

"I take it you must be Kratos?" Said Ram Johnson, pulling back his sleeves for an honest days work.

"Uhhh, no....in fact, the developers didn't even give me a name or even intended for the Player to kill me on their first playthrough." said the man who walked over seperated the lovers/fighters. "Damn it Dante! You've been to hell yourself, you know what happens to this kind of action!"

To which Dante replied: "But it felt so right!!!"

"And you War! You were tasked with destroying the world through armed combat! Hell, he killed your brother!"

" THAT JUST MAKES IT ALL THE MORE SCANDALOUS!

"You both know how we settle who is manlier! Now sit down!"

Both Dante and War sat down in two stools provided for them, while the Resident Evil 5 Executioner set up the screen. The lights dimmed and a projector ran as pictures came up on screen. All the pictures however, were pictures of cute kittens. 20 pictures, each cuter then the last...no one who has ever watched has seen the end.

Each combatant made it to about 12 pictures, by the thriteenth, Dante went "Awwwwww." to which War was made the victor. "Now get in there Dante."

"What about me?" Said the Black Dragon.

"You? You get back to cleaning the bathroom floors. You're lucky Kratos isn't in here, he would have ripped off your head and shoved it up your ass just because you were breathing his air!"

 

[Sviests]

Suddenly, out of nowhere a Cheshire cat appears. "Anybody care for a cup of tea?" He asked with a grin on his face.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg looked up from his work in his office at the Chesire cat. "They are hiring really weird secrataries now a days." Said Maddawg shaking his head. "Ya I'll take one. Regular 2 sugars please. Thank you." He finished, returning to his work. "Oh and go check if the others may want something."

 

[Sviests]

"Great. Seems like we will be having a tea party then. Maybe I should invite Hatter and the March hare?" He said, while balancing on his head. "They would be very happy!" Saying that, he slowly vanished, leaving no trace behind.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Hare and a Mad Hatter......God damn-" said Maddawg pushing the button on his desk. "Chesire, you're hired to work for me, not to invite people to your work place for parties."

Maddawg pushed the intercom button. "Attention staff, shoot all folks wearing rather large hats and bunnies that come within 50 meters of the perimeter. That is all."

MEANWHILE OUTSIDE

"D'awww look at the cute witty bunny" said the Young girl to her sister.

"Excuse me ladies." said the Locust guard, seconds before he opened fire on the Bunny and then lit the corpse on fire to the childrens horror.