The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

<spoiler=OOC>Well, here's the rundown. For the last few pages, everyone's been doing not much. Then someone unleashed the n00b plague, which we will all assume has been defeated. Maddawg and Ram returned to try and start again, but that kinda failed. So, as it stands, no one has a goal, there is no quest for anyone. So, sounds like time for a restart or a quest!

@RagnarokTres. For the record, my name is JAKEMAN! Sorry, but I hate being called jack, cause its not my name.

Jakeman just looked on at the assorted characters. He sighed. "So, we've defeated the n00bs. What now? I vote we use my awesome time travelling powers and try to kill Hitler! We could save the world!"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike stood looking about, all the n00bs where gone... His misshapen body glowed a dull red because of the heat. He looking and scanning... Nope no n00bs anywhere. He scanned again and found M. Frank all the way over by Egypt. He engaged fast time and headed off to go meet him and the other life form.

 

[spartan1077]

Seeing that he had left, I stepped out of the shadows healing myself before tunneling into the ground for search of diamonds.

 

[Elric Randall]

-A floating platform descends from the sky. Hovering ten feet above the ground, the strange object projects a 3D image just above it. A tall man with a mustache almost as evil as his grin addresses you.-

You poor sad fools. Do you REALLY think you've saved anyone? That the n00bs were the real threat? Do you know what villainy IS?

I want 30 billion dollars in foil covered chocolate coins by sundown, or I'm activating my Jupiter Armageddon Giganto-Slicer. It's a rather large, planetary based laser system, you see.

If you DON'T leave the coins in two unmarked bags just south of the Washington Monument, I'm going to draw an exaggerated replica of my wang in a different country every two hours for however long it takes to destroy your pathetic excuse of a planet!

-The image flickers off, and the platform flies straight up into the sky until you can no longer track it.-

 

[Orinon]

The Doctor watched this a little confused.
"He does know I have a TARDIS, which lets me go to any time and any place I can follow this guy easily.
With that the appeared before the strange man. The doctor and Frank stepped out. the two men approached the mustached madman.
"I am going to give you one chance to fix everything, give me the key to that laser slicer."
he extended his hand
"If you refuse I can't guarantee you won't get hurt."

 

[Elric Randall]

-The strange mustachioed man deflates a little and the grin fades from his face-

You know, I really should check up on the powers of you lot. I just really wanted someone to give me chocolate is all...

Here. Take the key to the JAG-S. It's a quarter turn to the right and a push of the big red button. I'm going home. Don't forget now, it's exactly a quarter turn to the right, or I can't be responsible for what happens.

-Mr. Mustache tosses a key at you before tapping the rose on his tuxedo, vanishing in a flash of light.-

 

[Elric Randall]

Spoiler

The laser is actually disabled by default. ANY turn of the key will activate the complex hidden in the Great Red Spot of Jupiter. After a three second charge time, JAG-S launches a charged particle beam capable of slicing through planets in a preset pattern across the United States of America. A quick look around shows several signal receiver stations; it's likely Mr. Mustachio has some way to operate the place remotely.

Read this only after you decide what to do with the key...

 

[Orinon]

The doctor then went to Jupiter, he used his sonic screwdriver to deactivate the Jupiter laser thing. He had to drop off Frank and Rose in somewhere safe so he left them in London, good old London, Frank and Rose Taylor were sitting at a Cafe when The doctor came walking up to them he had a strange person walking with him he had a large coat hat sunglasses and the rest of him was covered in bandages.
"Well all together again." he sat down the strange companion did so to it then spoke in a disembodied voice
"Do I really require this ridiculous costume? I doubt I am deceiving the human population."
"well at east your not covered in spines, now everyone just thinks your a burn victim."

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Jakeman felt wierd. "Oh no.... Everyone stand back! Time is coming to get me, AGAIN!" He shouted as a giant portal of doom opened before him. But instead of being sucked into the portal, a single figure emerged from it. He stood 6 feet tall, and was wearing the bulky armour of a Terran Marine. Jakeman turned to face the marine and said, "So, they've sent you to kill me, have they?"
The marine stared down Jakeman. "Hell, it's about time. My name's Tychus Findley, and I'm here to kill you, then take over the world."
"Well, you can't kill me. You don't exist.... Crap. They've released StarCraft 2 haven't they?"
"Yep. I'll see you in hell." Tychus said as he lifted his rifle and shot Jakeman clean in the face. Jakeman fell to the ground, dead. Tychus reached down and picked up Jakeman's body, and threw him into the portal, which then closed. Tychus looked around at his surroundings. He was standing next to a row of pyramids in the Eygptian desert, with the wreckage of a C-17, a Mad Cat BattleMech, and the bodies of thousands of dead n00bs scattered across the landscape. Tychus saw a single Humvee still standing, in perfect condition. "I'm going now. Anyone who wants to help me take over the earth can meet me at my secret base in Siberia."

With that, Tychus got in the humvee and drove off into the desert, towards Russia.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank looked up at the man in bandages.
"Who's the mummy?" He asked, and the man growled so Frank pushed him over, taking a fart on his face.
"Anyway... so who's the mummy?" Rose asked, trying to take her eyes off Frank letting rip a long, wet, toot.

 

[Roamin11]

"M.Frank I would prefer if you took your posterior away from my face, although I do not smell I do know this is degrading for anyone." The Shrike said calmly despite the fact the fart was having the force of a hurricane.

"Yes well, you see I saw him wondering around Egypt where the TARDIS was parked and he said he knew you, so I decided to bring him along. I 8 foot metal giant was a little too attention bringing. So now he looks like an 8 foot tall burn victim."

?Ohhhhh? said Frank letting the Shrike get back to his feet. ?I thought we got rid of you when you ditched us on the moon.?

?I do apologize for that M.Frank I saw the slaughter of the human populace and I had to intervene I would have come back to cast you back down to earth eventually. So M.Doctor where to now??

 

[Orinon]

Somewhere outside the city of London a strange portal opened up and out came the queen of blades.
then from the portal opening like a gate to hell, out rushed the Zerg, Zerglings banelings hydralisks ultralisks, mutilisks and broodlords. they rushed the great city of London
The Doctor saw all this.
"Well guess it's time to save the queen."

 

[BoosterGold]

Somewhere in space a green ring flies toward Earth, head toward Egypt.
Scanning sector 2814, for suitable replacement...Replacement found chirps the ring.
It lands on Chell's finger, her jumpsuit turns green and a symbol is on her chest.

In Brightest Day
In Blackest Night
No Evil Shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power
Green Lantern's light she shouts

Chell blinks confused. "that was weird, but really fun!"
A green energy cake fires out of the ring hitting Grimm.
"Chell are you a hero now?" asked Sho
"...Nope." said Green Lantern Chell
"Then that Oath?" he asked
"OH well between you dude and the heroy guys, your a better choice for the universe or something, did I say that right Ringy?" said GL Chell
Yes Chell
"YAYZ" shouts Chell hovering in the air

 

[ajb924]

"Ugh... My head..." Sho grumbled after Chell explained that.
"It really isn't that complex..." Grimm began.
"I know, but I don't even know where I am. We were in Egypt last page... Right?" Sho asked.
"How could you not know where we are!? YOUR HERE." Grimm stated.
"Ehhh.... Somebody gimme a rundown! It'll be like the old days! Back when I asked for a summary every page or so!" Sho exclaimed gleefully.
"Oh god..." Maddawg mumbled remembering how horrible it had been.

 

[BoosterGold]

"We're still in Egypt." said Chell. "Lets continue the quest for shiny thing." she said
something about n00bs, and Ryan has been replaced by Dr. Who
"Oh and theres a monkey ninja and a blue haired guy" said Chell

 

[ajb924]

"Rag and Sam are with us now!?" Sho asked confused.
"We'll find out later, progress the story!" Chell said.
"Like, zoinks!" A voice from the shadows said.
"NO. Not this shit." Maddawg said pulling out his chainsaw and running to the voice. There were a few screams and Maddawg returned. When the group moved up they saw that Maddawg had brutally murdered the cast of Scooby Doo.
"Dude..." Grimm mumbled.
"I wasn't going to listen to them for the next few posts." Maddawg said shrugging.
"PUPPY!" Chell screamed happily hugging the mangled body of Scooby.
"That aside..." Sho began. "Where is the treasure likely to be?"
"ARGH! It be in the hardest place to get to!" Sky exclaimed. "The top of the triangle we be in!"
"But how do we get to the top!?" Grimm mumbled.
"The only appropriate way is an old school brawler elevator stage!" Chell exclaimed.
The group gave her an odd stare and the floor began to move up. A booming voice commanded WAVE ONE. BEGIN! Random thugs with chains and bats began to appear out of nowhere.
"Wheeee!" Chell said "Punchy elevators are my favorite!"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike watched these strange creatures crawl down the streets of London.

"Jolly London indeed!" echoed the Shrike. The Shrike concentrated and allowed his bio steel to retake its original form. His coat, bandages, hat and sunglasses shredded as his spikes, thorns, and blades surged upwards and outwards.

"Whoa whoa whoa!! What the!!" Cried the Doctor narrowly avoiding the Shrikes sudden transformation. "What! WHAT!!.... WUT?" said the Doctor as the Shrike then suddenly vanished in a blink of the eye, staring down the streets seeing the Zerglings, Roaches and Hydralisks split open and bleeding.

The Shrike had not hesitated and activated fast time, he would come back to M. Doctor, M. Frank and M. Taylor once he had secured a perimeter.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell form a giant companion cube out of green energy smacking it into various generic faced enemies.
"I love this Ring." shouts Chell
A new group of enemies drop down onto the elevator, they are all dressed in yellow.
Warning: this ring will not work on the color yellow. says the ring
Chell draws the portal gun, "yays original ways" shouts Chell.
She fires a portal onto the ceiling and then under a yellow clad aggreser. "Goon go down the hole."
The goon lands with a KRACK his bones shattered.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Tychus waited in the main room of his new base in Siberia. He sat on a throne and pondered how he was going to take over the world. He turned to a Russian Army goon that he had conscripted. "Has anybody answered my call for evil bad guys?" The Russian looked up and shook his head sadly. "Sigh, well, we'll just have to wait then. Have got a TV and an Xbox 360 lying around somewhere?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Argh, why does the green magic ring not work on those bright land-lubbers?"

"I don't really know Sky lady." Said Chell.

"Argh, I didn't ask the question!" said Sky. "Grim did!"

"Ai, it be talk like a pirate day and I plan to celeb-" started Grim before being slapped upside the head.

"THAT BE MY THING JIM BOY!"