The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[BoosterGold]

Argh de Green lantern ring be powered by the users will power. says the ring getting into the spirit of free pirate day.

"I think there ignoring us." says a goon
"They are ignoring us!" shouts a second goon
"Lets get them." says a third one

 

[Orinon]

The Doctor examined the bodies of the Zurg they were strange and alen, it would seem that zerglings could eat almost anything with there razor sharp teeth. Thiswas an unusual dilemma but he didn't know how to solve it fighting was the only option but he didn't have the weapons to stop them.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike exited fast time, he watched as the hydralisk he had just attacked bleed out and fall into eight neat sections. The Shrike did a quick scan. Safe perimeter for about 18 minutes, then the zerg will surge back into the area in even greater numbers he hurried back to the doctor, not sparing a second by traveling back in fast time.

"How can I get these bugs to bugger off?" Grumbled the doctor. "Think thi-WHAAA!!!" The Shrike appeared right in front of him

"M. Doctor" said the Shrike in a disembodied voice "Do you have a plan?"

"A plan?!?! You've only been gone for less than 10 seconds?! How do you expect me to have a plan??... How did you do that by the way" Rambled the Doctor

"My fast time is a technology I was given by my universe's super advance A-"

"You're from another universe you say? Hmmm how did you get here?"

"My farcaster technology"

"Farwhatser?"

"Farcaster, its like a teleporter"

"Really now... Hmmm" The Doctor then began to prod and poke the Shrike with his sonic screwdriver.

"Let?s see how we can use this to our advantage!"

 

[Orinon]

The doctor then used his screwdriver to alter the Shrikes fast time and Farcaster in fact at the moment The Shrike could activate fast time by thinking it. he then used various samples of Zerg DNA this would create a Zerg attractor he then examined the Shrike's abilities
"Ooh genius yes genius," and that was it for audible speech now the doctor spoke in a rapid speech incomprehensible blur. The Shrike activated fast time, and surprisingly found the doctor was now speaking at normal speed the Shrike wasn't able to understand his exact meaning something about how to pull in the Zergs and seal the portals instantaneously. the doctor stopped talking rapidly.
"And then we can all go home."
the doctor position the Shrike so he was facing the portal
"On three
1...................2", he aimed the sonic at the portal "3"
the shrike opened a farcaster portal as the doctor caused all the zerg to be forced out, they came out the first portal as if sucked out by a tornado they then went into the new portal even the bodies came flying in, it was an amazing sight like watching something fall horizontally.
"Now I'm going to deal with the Queen of Blades." said The Doctor pocketing hi sonic screwdriver.

and the doctor gave the queen a remarkable gift he gave her immortality, she would never die.
and then they went to the begging of the universe her mass was large enough to attract smaller rocks so they kept coming to her until she formed into a planet and she was forever trapped in the center. Unable to move Unable to die.
the Doctor returned to London
"So, who's hungry?"

 

[Roamin11]

"I'm STARVED!!!" said Frank upon the doctors return.

"Really M. Doctor?? Suck em into a portal agian?" The Shrike actully sounded disapointed.

"Well its a lot better than running through the streets slaughtering them all... Besides we had no wepons!"

"Speak for yourself" scoffed Frank

"Either way says the doctor... There is a fine restraunt down the street which serves a exellent steak"

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Well then, to the restaurant!" Shouted Frank, grabbing Shrike and The Doctor bu the arms as they skipped off down the road.
"Steak, oh lovely steak we will be together once again. The poultry though they could keep me form my beefy counterpart, but no, it is our fate, that you shall be inside me!" Frank muttered crazily, drooling at the thought of the Mooey goodness.

 

[Roamin11]

"M.Frank... Can I ask you something strange?" said the Shrike as he stood behind Frank as he strapped on a bib and began to carve into a big fillet

"NOMNOMNOM.. yesh Shrike?... OMNOMNOM" said Frank mid meal.

"Can you describe the sensation?? I...."

"Can't eat??" Finished Frank "I guess.... Just let me finish first"

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"So henchman, no other villians have answered the call have they?" Tychus said to the almost empty hall.
"No sir, none have. What shall we do?" The henchman replied.
"We shall have to take over the world ourselves. PREPARE THE ARWINGS FOR LAUNCH!" Tychus ordered.
"SIR, YES SIR!"

Alarms rang out over the entire base as men ran to fighter launch bays. "Main tower to all pilots, prepare for immediate scramble. All pilots, prepare for immediate scramble." Tychus walked over to his own personalised fighter, the original Arwing from the Original StarFox on the Super Nintendo. "Hey there old girl. Lets go and get some!" He said to the fighter as he climbed in.
"This is Tychus to all fighters. Our objective is to destroy all the world's air forces. This will give us free reign to take over the world at our lesiure. Red and Yellow squadrons, follow me. Blue squardon, protect the base. All other squadrons are to attack at will! ALL SQUADRONS, LAUNCH!"

The well concealed base in siberia suddenly became alot less concealed, as 6 hatches opened up in the ground, and suddenly Arwings began to pour out of them. Anti-Air Gun turrets popped up out of nowhere, and large Artillery cannons began to rise out of the ground. The area was now beginning to look like a military base, albiet a heavily fortified one. Tychus led the attack in his Arwing, with fighter after fighter behind him.

"LET THE WORLD KNOW OUR MIGHT! FOR GLORY!"

<spoiler=OOC>Well, I'm back, and I think that this RP needs a bad guy. SO I'M TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD, PUNY HUMANS!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The goons quickly jumped into the internal conflict going on between the villains.

"Haha! The element of surprise has caught you with your guar-" Said Goon 1

"We knew you were there the whole time though!" Yelled Sho.

"Well, we did catch you with your guard down and that means that we caught you when you least expected it!"

"Oh man! The boss will be so happy with us! We might get a promotion to Minions!" Said Goon 2.

 

[The_Chief]

suddenly, an evil man in an evil chair of evil broke threw the roof and glared EVILLYY at the sargent. "good sir, u seem to have forgotten. i am the omnipotent ruler of good and evil in this universe. i make the sun and the moon happen. i make gravity happen. i make 99c tacos happen. i make tab taste like sparkly vagina. the world will never fear you. because you cower behind your power armor. without you are nothing. you must learn to FLOAT MENACINGLY IN MIDAIR!" said The man. he glared at him so hard. his faceplate exploded.

"who...who are you...."

"I AM YOUR NOT SO FRIENDLY RULER OF THIS UNIVERSE!" Said the dark man before he blasted him with lightning and tossed him into a portal filled with moose dung.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Tychus didn't even get the chance to scream as he was tossed into the foul smelling portal of doom. The portal collapsed upon itself, only to reopen in a blast of green light. A spotted green and white egg burst forth from the portal, hitting the Not So Friendly Ruler of the Universe in the face! The Ruler turned to the portal and screamed at it. "WHO THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT? I MEAN COME ON! AN EGG?!?!?!!!"

And from the portal came one word. "YOSHI!" The green dinosaur from the Mario Bros games stepped into the world from the portal. "Yoshi! Yoshi yoshi! Oh, you know what? Fuck it. Thats too damned hard. I'm gonna speak normally! Yoshi, at your command, ready to wreak havok across the universe in your name, Oh great and not so friendly ruler!"

Meanwhile, in the skies above the evil lair...
"Hey, Red leader? What the hell happened to the boss?"
"I don't know Blue leader... Let's just return to base."
"That sounds like a good idea Red leader. All Squadrons! RTB! We're going home!"

As the Arwings came in to land, the Anti-Air cannons began to target them. In the cockpit of each Arwing, a smooth female voice said a single thing to all the pilots. "Aperture Science Regrets To Inform You That You Are No Longer Required For This Test Situation. All Pilots Will Be Terminated. Have A Nice Day, And Remember To Collect Your Cake From The Aperture Science Automated Cake Dispenser." As the voice finished, the guns all opened fire. Every Arwing was shot down within seconds.

GLaDoS hummed a tune as she killed the pilots. "And when you're dead I will be still alive, STILL ALIVE!!!"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike sensed it... Like a giant neon sign said "I'm HERE CLICK ME!!"

He looked east, he sensed a some what compitent AI. He wondered. Calculated. And acted. He turned on his fast time and headed off to Russia to go speak to the AI. He started jogging it would be a while till he got to Russia. But when he did... Him and GLaDoS had a date!

 

[Hennofletch]

A dog trotted past.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg and the others stand over the beaten corpses of the Goons, who will not be earning their promotion to Henchmen anytime soon. A dog quickly trots past them and Maddawg turns to Sho.

"Hey Sho, I'll give ya 20 bucks if you go and kick that dog." said Maddawg.

"Why?" Sho replied.

"Because we're villains, it's what we do." Answered Maddawg unaware that Chell and Sky were already petting the dog.

[sup]"Awwwww, what a cute puppy!"

"Argh! I say we name him Seabiscut!" [/sup]

"But where not the main villains anymore. Some other guy wants to be the villain." Says Sho, opening his laptop and pointing to the few posts above this one.

"WHAT! OKAY THAT IS IT! I VOTE WE DROP EVERYTHING AND GO TEACH THIS GUY THE TRUE MEANING OF EVIL!!"

"Can we do it in a Sing-Along Blog style like NPH did?"Asked Grim.

"Absolutely not."

 

[Sam G]

"I'll help! I don't have much on!" Sam cried, bursting out of the chest of one of the Goons and donning his "evil" cape.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"You're hired!" Yelled Maddawg wiping the intestines Sam had splattered around off his face.
"Just one quick question. How did you get in there?"

 

[Sam G]

"Oh, it's, uh... did you ever wonder what'd happen if you fired a portal onto a person, then another one onto the ground, and then the person with the portal on them jumped into the other portal?" Maddawg understandably shook his head. "Well, I did, so... I asked Chell if we could try it out." Chell waved cheerfully, then got back to tickling the dog. "So, yeah. Turns out you appear wherever's most convenient for you in terms of the plot."
"Didn't it worry you at all that such an action could have killed you, and possibly destroyed the whole universe?" Sho asked, not looking up from a game of Tetris he was playing on his laptop. Sam stared at him bluntly for a minute.
"I'm goddamn Sam. I don't even know what worry is."

 

[BoosterGold]

"I call it a plot hole!" shouted Chell.

 

[Sam G]

"Hah, nice!" Sam yelled, giving Chell a thoroughly-deserved high-five. "Seriously, I never thought of that! That's really clever!"

 

[Roamin11]

"Hello? Where are you? I know you're there" said GLaDoS as the Shrike exited fast time working his way to GLaDoS's core, the one downfall to fast time is that he would either have to rip it open, or exit fast time to open the door.... Who da thunk? A door would trump super advanced AI technology.

As soon as the door "whooshed" open, the Shrike re-entered fast time, narrowly avoiding being spotted by a turret.

"WOW" said one turret, "Another turret reported the same strange incident, doors open but no one is EVER THERE!... I SEE YOU!!... Did that work?.... I SEE YOU!!!!.... No?? Okay..."

The Shrike arrived at the final door, he decided that it was time he would rip it down for effect... Then he remembered that since he was in fast time no one would notice.... So he exited fast time and ripped the door down.

"*sigh* Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it? Oh wait you're not the test subject please leave I am preparing to stage a confrontation with the test subject!"

"I think I shall skip the pleasantries and just get down to the real business at hand" The Shrike morphed his hand and put his port in her input.

"Wha-Wha-Wha-Whaaat? Are you doing?!" gliched GLaDoS as she began to emit a strong light at the center of her core.

"Just a few more second GLaDoS then you will transcend to quantum AI hood!"

The light at the center of GLaDoS intensified until the room was unbearable to look at. When the light died all that remained was this

Spoiler: The new GLaDoS

"I... I am free of Aperture science!!"

"Of course, and best of all" The Shrike procured a slice of black forest cake "you can also taste now too!!" The Shrike stared upon his new found creation, she will need training. But for now he just thought he would bask in his creativity... Thank god for this human megasphere (the internet)