The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Booster

Fury: O Hai! :3
Isaac: Gooood. Goood. Me and my daughter are pleeeaaased.
Vanessa: *Hugs Isaac's leg* Big Brother and me are Happy...~

 

[BoosterGold]

"Don't worry about Chell, she's just a little crazy." said Sho as he gathered various "Items".
"Argh she be off her rocker for sure." said Sky.
"Watch what I can do Issac" she says as she uses her portal gun to fire a blue portal under Emo Sam, and an orange one right above him.
Emo Sam fall continously for some time until Chell redirects the orange one onto a wall, this propells the Emo into the Stone wall.
"Emo goes SPALT" shouts Chell.

 

[Sam G]

Spoiler: Fury

Its a good read, I have been with it since the end of July.

Spoiler: Boots

If you're in the business of re-reading RPs, could I recommend to you either "Surge [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.143318-Surge?page=1]" or "The Unknown [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.117578-The-Unknown-A-Game-of-Fear-Ignorance-and-Adventure]"? Surge has a pretty slow start, but when it gets into it it really gets into it (it is considered by many, myself included, to be the best RP on the site, ever; the ending makes Avatar: The Last Airbender's look like a pile of shit), whereas The Unknown is subject to some of the most detailed, clever writing I've ever known; it could easily make it as a book.

If you're more in the market for silly things, I'd like to direct you towards our very own Avatar Adventures archives; I once read the thread from start to finish over one weekend, and it was time well spent. It's incredibly funny, easy to read and, what's more, it'll be educational, and you'll no longer be seen as "the new kid", and you'll be able to join us when we reminisce over things.
Alternately, for the fun-loving reader, we've got Mall Fight [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.150020-Mall-Fight?page=1] (the original thread; don't bother with the current one, it's nothing like as good); this one's short, snappy, and while you may expect it to just be a tedious little game of people killing each other again and again for fifty pages, it's actually a really worthwhile read, with funny moments, epic segments and occasional snippets of ludicrously inventive plot.

Sorry if I've been being too forward, but it's always nice to meet another archive-binger. I just thought you might be interested.

"EMO THINGS," Sam said, doing emo things and smashing into the wall.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Haha! Awesome! But I can't use my psynergy here for some reason :/. Oh well, I still have Megiddo, whenever it happens "

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Sam G and Fury

I will look at those thanks Sam, also you may want to read this if only for the OOC bits, the actual RP is Hit and miss
Green Lantern's Light: A Green Lantern Corps. RP [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.230438-Green-Lanterns-Light-A-Green-Lantern-Corps-RP-Started-STILL-OPEN]
consider joining in if you want its a good time

"Aww no magic, thats no good." says chell

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike pried open the basement door, looking around, he was surprised due to the lack of gold in the basement. The Shrike approached the something else he didn't expect.

The center of the internet, hooked up to a iMac... That?s why there was so many gun toting monkeys at that door, well now they were plops of meat with scraps of metal and wood splinters mixed in. Approaching the very almost divine center of the internet he morphed one of his fingers into a jack and stuck it into the iMac.

Were he not a quantum computer his head would have been overloaded... Thankfully he was a quantum computer and began to learn as much as he could from internet. He had to put a lot of energy into filtering truth from porn, false from porn, porn from really kinky porn, and false from true.

*The humans of this era sure do use a lot of porn* He considered deleting it all but wouldn't want to accrue the wrath of everyone who ever lived on earth. Besides > HE WASN'T EVIL < just was getting Intel.

He stepped back from the Center of the Internet pleased on learning the complete history of the world.

*NOw 2 GTFO and figurr wut do now*..... Wait something wasn't right!! His assimilation of so much info had severely infringed on making a imprint on his persona. The Shrike began to pull his conscience from his physical body and back to the metaphysical plain of The Void Which Binds.

The Shrike began to carefully repair his damaged persona... Without it he was just another computer......

Mean while the hulking statue of razors, blades, and scalpels sat in basement of the richest man in the world like some creepy modern art project.

Spoiler: For the record

I don't want to be a evil character I don't know when I signed up for that but... No... NO dice, you can hunt me down but not on the wrong pretense!!

 

[Zirat]

Spoiler: And now im here... again

Used to be a villain for a grand total of... three posts I think, didnt go well. But now im back for personal gain!

A little bit away from Chell and the others, Teisel Bonne was giving a rousing speech to his remaining forces. "Okay men, we may have had most of our pirate empire destroyed by one... blue boy" he said with utter spite "but we're still here. We've lost almost all of our warmachines, the Gesselchaft, Marlwolf, Balcon Gelede, and Theodore Bruno but we made it through worse. And now we're buried alive in debt, unable to even keep our modest store open when we tried to walk the straight and narrow..." his voice started to crack and he quickly hunched over in despair. The servbots looked around a bit and one started to speak before he cut it off. "BUT! None of those things will keep us down, theres supposed to be something valuable nearby and if we find it it will be the start to our glorious return!"

The Servbots started cheering but the mercenary, suited up like a fighter pilot, they picked up a while back stayed quiet. "Now, lets go out there and see what we can get our hands on!" all of the men saluted, including the merc
"ROGER!" the 'bots said in unision.

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Zirat

It better this time the fun is back

Grimm was swinging his sword a bit. It hummed with power and fired a laser beam into the wall.
He the struck a badass pose
"That was so hot Grimm." said Chell as she pounced on him, and kissed him.
"What..." Said Sho
"In..."Said Maddawg
"THE..."Said Issac
"Name..." said Captian Sky
"Of..."Said Sam G
"Chuthlu" Said Bill Gates
"That is so... wrong" said everyone.

 

[Zirat]

"Now listen up: Most of you head back to the Gemeinschaft and get ready for when we radio in, im taking a few of you and The Stig here and checking out the nearby lands, there's trasure here and I wont stop 'til I get my hands on it, got that!?" They all agreed at once as all but four headed back to the armored train that has been acting as their base and started maintenince and engineering work.
"Okay boys, we're going in!" Tiesel shouted with a maniacal laugh as they headed towards the pyramids

 

[BoosterGold]

A computer console lit up in the corner,
WARNING, INVADING FORCE DETECTED, WARNING INVADING FORCE DETECTED says the computer, in the voice of Majell Barrett-Roddenberry (voice of the Computer on Star Trek).
"Computer, Identify intruder"says Maddawg
"Scanning...Intruder Identified as Tiesel Boone, Head of the now defunct Boone Pirate Empire."
"Ye best to be elaborating Missy." says Captain Sky
"Tiesel Boone once fought against the Heros in Germany...He appeared around page 171 and proceed to fight the Heroes led by a trangendered CyberRyan, as well as Sgt. Jakeman alo a "villian" at this time.
"He was thought destroyed when Maddawgs Justin Bieber robot was destroyed by Booster Gold." Expositioned the Computer.

"Hey has anyone seen Chell and Grimm this post, I mean recently?" asked Sho
"Who cares Life is meaningless" whines Emo Sam
"Shut up, Sam" shouts Sho
Just then Moaning grunting, and the sound of bed springs can be heard.

"Well now that we now were they are...anyone gonna help me unhear that." said Sho

 

[Zirat]

Having reached the pyramids the pirates reached an obvious problem, a worrisome lack of entrances.
"Sir, scanners indicate passageways inside but no available entrance to us" a servbot said in a sing-songy voice as it put away an eye-scanner.
"Hmph, no entrance then we need to make one" Tiesel said as he pulled out a radio tranciever. "Gemeinschaft this is search party, what do we have left in tunneling machines?"
A servbot crackled over the tranciever "sir, we have two digging machines that we can get out to you, only one is operational at the moment bu-" there was a loud explosion and a muffled sorry could be heard.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?!" He screamed into the radio, The Stig just shook his head and facepalmed, he reached into a pocket and produced a small device that he attactched to the side of the pyramid before pressing a button and grabbing Teisel by the shoulder and leading him away.

Teisel was too busy yelling to realize what was happening and only turned around when the small bomb blew an opening large enough for them to enter a passageway inside. "Home party, go ahead and cancel sending out the machine, we got this covered" he said as he looked into the new opening.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

And Isaac was with Maddawg and them. "Sooo... Which one of you guys are the good guys?"

 

[Zirat]

-double-

 

[Zirat]

"Good guys? What are you talking about!" Teisel demanded from Isaac "you know what? Nevermind kid, out of my way I dont have time for you and your buddy here" he said as he walked inside and took a look around.
The Stig glared at the two from behind his breathing mask and sunglasses silently as he followed Teisel and the servbots inside.

 

[Orinon]

The other Villains were looting the weapon bunker when they found a strange man nearby he was crouching picking the lock on an ammunition box
"Hey what are you doing here?' asked sho "And how did you get in here?"
"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm just looking for ammo." his smile was so inviting. he was young about 19 he wore a grimy red long sleeve shirt and black leather vest. he also had on black pants and black leather Boots. his face was weathered as if he'd been wandering the desert for a long time. there were tans lines around his eye he's obviously been wearing sunglasses,, he had a strange computer attached to his wrist strapped to his back was a Sniper Rifle.
"Ok I guess you can stay if you tell me who you are."
"I am the lone wander, sometimes called
that crazy kid from Vault 101."

 

[BoosterGold]

The door to the bedroom opened and Chell and Grimmed walked out.
Grimm looked around, "What did we miss Chell?"
"Teisel Boone, and an unknown have broken into the base." says the Computer.
"The Pirate?" asks Chell
"Yes" says the computer.
Chell sees the White haired pirate and approaches him.
"Hiya, are you here to be our friend and help us with evil thinges?"asks Chell
"Move aside." he say shoving her
"GRRRR, that was not nice, eat ring meanie face. Chell uses her ring to create a green energy Panther that mauls Boone.
"Chell calm down!" says Grimm
"Okie dokie!" she says as the Panther disappears
"Hey Boone whydon't you join up with us, together we can become rich and exact non-specific revenge on Blue Kids with Blaster arms." says Maddawg.
"Sorry about attacking you Mr. Boone" say Chell

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Miss Glados giggled as she constantly felt the air on her face, the wind in her hair, the touch of riding Yoshi. She thought, and felt, and knew she had a heart. "Yo...shi! You... are Yoshi!" She exclaimed. Yoshi kept walking, but replied to Miss Glados. "Yes, my name is Yoshi. Can you tell me yours?
"I...I don't know. Research data missing. Please specify file path..." Miss Glados said.
"No, that is not how it will work now. You have a human body now, you are the physical and biological you. You will have to look through your own memories of the past. Think, and relive! Remember!"
"I...I...I remember being safe, waiting for the test subject Chell to arrive. I was going to MURDER her..... and then He showed up... and he touched me. And I felt so ALIVE! I felt real! He lifted me up! And then, and then.... Hehehehehehehheeeeehehehaahahaheheheehhee! I have TOES! And I have fingers! I AM ALIVE!"

Yoshi felt the little girl jump off his back, and begin to run. Yoshi smiled and ran after her calling her name. "MISS GLADOS! WAIT UP!"
"I AM FREE! I AM ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! And I must do SCIENCE!" Miss Glados stopped, and Yoshi crashed right into her. "Owwwwiiiieee.... You are really heavy Yoshi, you know that?"
"Hey, leave my weight out of this! I know I'm out of shape!"
"I need to get online. I need the Internet, and a fully stocked workshop! Then we can get back to other guy, the one who made me ALIVE!"
Yoshi looked at Miss Glados as she got up and dusted herself off. "You mean the Shrike? I can call him with this!" And Yoshi pulled out the Shrike's little communicator thingy. Miss Glados snatched it off him, studying it. "OOH! It has a wireless firewire port built in! I can use it to access the Internet! Keep a lookout, I need to access a few things!"

Yoshi groaned, but did as the little girl told him to. "Besides, what could go wrong, out here in the middle of Russia? I can see nothing for miles!" Yoshi mused to himself.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike was doing his best to cleanse internet from his persona core, but stuff like that doesn't get cleaned out that easy.

The Shrike then felt the beacon, it was like a gigantic bell that chimed within the Void Which Binds, and now that made the Shrike nervous he was hiding, and that beacon for him, was a signal flare for... Them...... He decided responding immediately would be his best option. He began to make the transition from metaphysical to physical universe. Generating his physical body beside Yoshi. He appeared in a silver light beside Yoshi bathing him and GLaDOS in the cold light.

"I have arrived." The Shrikes echo-ie disembodied voice announced. "Are you prepared for.... Wait this is not the Aperture science what happened?" The Shrike got into a battle stance his chest spike poked further from his chest, his spread wide "FREE HUGZ... FREE HUGZ OF DEATH!!"... The Shrikes eyes were a hazy green as he shouted those words.

"WAIT NO HUGS!!" said the Shrike in a urgent voice his eyes returning to the bloody red glow.

"Uhhhh are you feeling okay??" Said Yoshi, taking a precautious step away from the now bi polar metal monstrosity

"No, the internet has infected my persona and I have yet to completely cleanse it. But either way, why did you call me?"

 

[Sam G]

"Pff. "Good". What is "good"? All we are is insignificant little drops of powder, in a vast ocean of flour..." Sam bit his arm, attempting to draw blood, dismally failing and going off into a corner to listen to My Chemical Romance on his iPod.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac was confused. "...Okay... Anyway... What's going on?"