The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

"Dude, don't be an emo!" Sam said, handing Shrike a tissue to wipe away his emo-tears. "Nobody needs to make a "heroic last stand" or anything. In fact, I'm not even sure the Villains are coming back for us- oh, that's no good." Sam frowned, then set off up the mountain at a less-than-leisurely pace.

"Chief, what's the problem?" Yoshi asked, struggling to keep up with Sam.

"If the Villains are too busy to come and do unpleasant things to us, they must be up to something really naughty. Whatever that is, it'd most likely be a good idea for us to prevent it. Alternately, THEY'RE SCARED WE'LL WHOOP THEIR ASSES-" This last statement Sam shouted up the mountain, hoping to attract the Villains' attention. He glanced back over his shoulder. "Anyway, you and Glados'd best hang back with Zack, just in case he can't handle those two. The rest of us'll go after the serious baddies."

Sam patted Yoshi on the shoulder, then hopped onto the wall of the mountain and started climbing up like a vertical snail with sexy hair.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

James glanced at Issac, then at Yoshi, then at the group climbing the hill.

"Um, no thanks. You can fight if you want, we'll just be going now."

They slowly started to crawl back into the hole, hoping they would be forgotten.

***

A few Team Rocket grunts poked their heads out of the mountainside from a passage. "Weird, the ceiling collapsed and we're on a mountain."

A female grunt spotted Jessie and James, their distinct white uniforms making them highly visible before they disappeared out of view.

"Hey, there are the two idiots!"

"Where?" said a big grunt, pushing the other grunts to the side. "I don't see them."

"Come on." snorted the girl, pulling out her Pokemon. She released three Steelixs and a Skarmory to scout out the position. The other two regular grunts pulled out a number of Ekans and Voltorbs. The big grunt released a Magmortar, a Rhyperior and a Snubbull.

"A Snubbull? Seriously?" laughed one of the smaller grunts as they jumped out onto the mountainside. The big grunt punched him brutally in the stomach then stomped on his foot.

"Don't judge me, wimp."

They moved towards Jessie and Jame's hole, one of their number lagging behind and limping.

Spoiler: OOC

I'm going to bed and I'm not sure when I'm going to be posting here later... Kill the grunts in whatever manner produces the most lulz. See ya later.

 

[Roamin11]

"They weren't emo tears" Said the Shrike pouting following Sam "It was a bad case of rage that created a hateful miazma that oozed from my eye sockets, and I wouldn't even think of taking a herroic last stand, but I was thinking tactics, we are after on on the top of the mountian, for them to get to the summet they would have to climb this only two foot wide path. Easy choke point where I keep em busy and any one with range attacks can take pot shots." The Shrike did a four arm shrug trying to brush off the feeling of command. "Either way boss its up to you!"

 

[Orinon]

Little Ryan noticed a sign that said
DO NOT MAKE A LOUD NOISE YOU WILL CAUSE AN AVALANCHE.
WE ARE NOT KIDDING AVALANCHES HAVE STARTED FROM TALKING TOO LOUDLY AND DON'T SHOUT JUST TO SEE IF YOU CAN CAUSE AN AVALANCHE.
Little Ryan decided to use a power he hadn't been able to use, it his power to morph his left arm into guns now this was useless to Ryan but with a slight adjustment.
minutes later
"Hey guys wanna give the villains some trouble?"
"What kind of trouble? don't forget your very little right now." said Sam
Ryan pulled out a trumpet
"How about an avalanche to get them excited

Spoiler: Ryan began to play the trumpet

when the song was over a massive pile of ice and snow a bit below the top, fell towards the villains, but since heroes were at the top they were perfectly safe.
"That should cause some damage

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell used her ring to form a path for the avalanche to follow around the villians.
"I'm the prettiest snow plow ever."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac ripped rocks out of the ground to make a wall to lead the avalanche back.
"I'm the coolest Venus Adept ever."

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell creates a giant sun lamp and melts the avalanche
"I will sing a song of victory and win"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac's face turned red. "DAMNIT! Hazama! I had enough of you back on the island!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Meanwhile, Boink and BT were somewhere else because they forgot to go along with everyone for some reason, and are just complete idiots....except for Boink.*

Boink walked up to Bloody holding a strange book. He handed it to him, "Take it."

"Wah? BOINK! You know I don't read! Reading is for the nerdy people....and narcissists. Liek the scary man." Bloody laughed to himself. Boink slammed the book into his face.

"*****, I said take it."

"But Booooin-"

"Cracka, ima pop a cap in yo ass if you don't grab this damn book."

"No caps shall be popped in asses today!" Bloody was now frightened. He grabbed the book and immediately started reading, "...Boink...How do you say this word?" He pointed to the word "Me" in the book.

"....Me."

"Uh huh...and how do you say this word?"

"...Pop."

"Uh huh...and how do you say-"

"JUST SOUND IT OUT *****!"

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell takes out a Kamen Rider Gambaride arcade Cabinet.
On screen Decade vs Double
Chell=easily distracted

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike approached the Stig and #13, his red miazma still flowing from his eyes, his spikes more frightening than when they first met.

"DOOOOOMMMMEED!!" Cried #13 staring at the beast that was closing in on the Stig

The Shrike spread his four arms wide and the spike on his chest extened even more preparing to impale the Stig.

 

[Zirat]

The Stig looked up and saw the mechanical monstrosity bearing down on him like a freight train. This thing wasnt going down easy, even if he had the best of his equipment with him. He reached into a pocket to see what he had and found a red and yellow box of revolver rounds, so he did bring them. He looked down to # 13 as he started loading the special rounds into his revolver.
"B-boss, it's back..." it squeeked, terrified of the mountain of metal closing in on them. The Stig picked him up and threw him towards the monster, aiming low.
"Whyyyy!" It screamed as it's tragectory brought it to The Shrike, who bent over to try and catch it to do god knows what, that was all The Stig needed.
He quickly ran up the path, and jumped. Using the least spikiest part of The Shrikes back as a stepping and jumped behind it, smooth as clockwork and just as understandable.

The Shrike was starting to turn when he quickly fired off a few of the explosive rounds at it, hoping to cause some damage.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike felt the three shots hit him square in the chest, his body distorted as they exploded upon impact with his carapace. The Shrike staggered, falling to his knee. He felt that his body now had fairly big holes the size of a human fist, and deep enough to have his inners hanging out. The Shrike stood back up staring at the Stig, razor wire like intestines hanging from the gaping wounds.

"PLEASE LET ME GO!!!!" Cried #13, The Shrike forgot he had #13 in his hand the whole time, the Shrike brought the servebot back and threw him aiming for the Stig's legs, as soon as the servebot had left his hand he charged, he would only win this battle if it was close quarters.

 

[Zirat]

# 13 just yelped as he bounced off the ground and landed in front of the Stig, who was busy trying to reload the spent chambers in time. He looked up and greeted by a metalic fist slamming him in the stomach, doubling him over as another one came to and smashed him on the back of the head. A wheezing sound could be heard from behind his mask as what seemed to be blood leaked out from around it and he dropped the revolver. The Shrike wasted no time in lifting him up easily and smashing him repeatedly against the cliff face.
"Y-you leave the boss alone!" # 13 said shakily, having picked up the revolver which was much too big for it. It pointed the magnum shakily at the Shrike, who was too busy wailing on the Stig to pay attention to it.
"Come on, man up you little bucket of bolts!" Hazama cheered on, standing a safe distance back and watching the action unfold.
# 13 shut it's eyes and aimed the gun at the Shrike, unfortunately drifting too high and hitting a part of the mountain wall above and cueing a number of rocks to fall down on the three of them

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike felt the Stig fall from his grasp as rocks fell and encased him. Everyone could hear a deep angry growl from within the rocks where the Shrike was buried.

He tried his best but he find he couldn't dig himself out... But he knew someone who could. He stopped growling and decided to try to draw the attention of one of his allies by emitting a familiar tune to them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The rocket grunts looked at the battling forces with curiosity.

"Not our concern. The boss wants Jessie and James." said the female grunt. "Julian, Brandt. Stay here and watch the show. Steal anything valuable and take it back to Giovanni." The large grunt and one of the other grunts nodded.

"Bob and I have some business with those two." said the leader, pointing down the tunnel the duo had escaped through. They jumped in. Issac however noticed the big grunt and his Snubbull.

"Hey Vanessa, some more entertainment arrived!" said Issac, pulling out his sword. He eyed three Ekans, two Voltorbs, the Magmortar, the Rhypherior and the Snubbull with contempt. "This will be a cake walk." The Pokemon charged, their masters following pulling out swords.

"Wait a minute, since when do you guys carry..." they clashed before he could finish the sentance. Issac's sword lodged into the side of the Magmortar's skull. It fell, dazed.

"Bring it on."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac stopped for a moment as he blasted away an oncoming grunt with a slab of rock. "That tune... SHRIKE!" Isaac turned around and grabbed Vanessa. "See you later you guys!" He called back to them, running. After a short time, he reached the Shrike, buried beneath a huge amount of rubble. "Oh god..." He raised his hands and, immediatly, the rocks flew away, off The Shrike. "You okay?"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike was buried his first "Get me outta here" was not heard" so he tried again

"GET ME OUTTA HERE!!" although it only came out as a muffled grumble.

"Its okay I gotcha!" Said Isaac lifting several stones at the source of the music, digging with all his might for his ally. Soon his work payed off he saw a Chrome spike.

"Stand back!" Said the Shrike, Isaac jumped off the pile when it suddenly exploded and the Shrike stood. His spikes bent in awkward angles.

"I thank you Isaac! You are a life saver!" He looked around, and quickly took position at Isaac's back. "Alright who's our target! We'll go for the double team!"

 

[Zirat]

The Stig had managed to slip out of the rock-slide before Isaac came to free the Shrike, he was beaten, bruised, and bleeding but not out. He saw the hulking monstrosity helped out by a scraggly looking boy in a long scarf, another hero to deal with now. Great, just perfect.
"Boss, boss, you okay?" # 13 asked, dusting him off, he just nodded at the small 'bot and looked at the odds stacking against him.

Spoiler: Unlikely victory.

"Shouldnt we uh, you know, try to abscond?" It asked him, the Stig just glared at him from behind his sunglasses. If there was one thing he didnt do, it was run from a fight.
# 13 gulped loudly "y-y-es sir, I see. I'll go get help from someone who can actually do something, just dont..." it couldnt finish up before the Stig shoved him along.
He watched # 13 run off to get some aid before raising the gun and taking aim at the pair...