As the Vikings all stared up at something, Youmu was dropped to the ground. She rolled over to see what they were all staring at--
Fireworks? They have fireworks here? Before she could ask - again - something fell down from the display, landing on somebody's shoulder. Instinctively, she ran over, yelling, Daijobu?!* The person seemed somewhat familiar, but she couldn't place it...
High above the battle and on top of the largest and oldest tree in the region laid Tomoya gazing upon the battle, "I can't believe those idiots got lost" he said to nothingness, the leaves shook after he said that, "Huh, really, man I'm sorry that you lost some of your cousins...wait, they're all your cousins...then who is-, Oh I get it" Tomoya spoke to the tree which shook a few more times before he gazed back to the battle to see if he can see any of his comrades.
No offense, but Youmu does have the loli look, especially in her sprite. How old is she supposed to be anyway? (physically)
Caim and Angelus, in the scheme of the battle against the wyverns, took out a great many of the enemy flight corps. None could stand stalwart against the pair without getting singed. However, power is still encumbered by numbers. After a time of battle, and causing several wyverns, griffins, etc to cease existing, the two decided that now was a time for a tactical retreat. With a wing over, and a few fireballs, the two left as quickly as they struck; knowing that their efforts would be lost if their lives were as well.
I'm not certain, but nobody in the Touhou series is the age they look. Possibly not even its two lead characters, both of which are definitely humans. If you want me to be more specific, I'd have to look it up.
Still, I already said I don't blame you for thinking it - particularly not since it's the dragon saying it.
Edit: Okay, according to the series wiki: "Age unknown, but less than 60."
Sev saw his men liquefied, and groaned, unable to do anything about it.
"Take the girl and ignore them gents..." Sev gasped before blacking out again. A viking threw Youmu over his shoulder and continued on with the army. A few of the Lesser Elementalists in the army were able to revive a few of the Vikings, but there were still at least twenty dead.
Severin and his army left the forest and found themselves in a massive clearing, where darkness was falling fast.
"There, on the hill, we make camp," Wrex commanded. Garrus nodded his head and the two got about to ordering the construction of the tents.
Tomoya pointed out that Sev and his men have taken Youmu from the tree, "This is not a good ending it seems, time to make it better" Tomoya said to himself and the tree and his did an assassin's jump off the tree and onto the ground and followed a steady pace behind them, he motioned his hand so a giant black cloud formed in the sky.
[small]Writers Notes - "Did you see the Mass Effect Pun i did? [/small]
"Yeah, you wish you were this Shit-ass Hot, Run away and take your girlfriend with ya, you Paedophile!" Doom mocked at the fleeing Sev.
As he went to give Sev the finger, he saw Tomoya jump from the tree. "...Hope that guy had a Bale of Hay or something..."
He goes to investigate and finds Tomoya waving at the sky. "The Fuck are you doing?..."
At College right now so I'll post again a bit later if I can.
As soon as Doom called out to Tomoya he stopped all of the sudden, "Pretty much nothing, following that other crazy guy to try and rescue my friend...now I don't even know who you are but I sense that your from our little world I presume...also I feel like you have been around someone I know...hmmm" Tomoya pondered for a while, "You got that annoying main villain smell just like Sev" Tomoya threw an insult at Doom who looked more then just a little insulted. "I swear his mask has a big frown on it...and a big nose too.... Tomoya thought about the armoured man.
Then as the sun was setting into darkness and it began to rain lightly.
"S-s-SMELL!?!? Tell Doom what the Hell is going on and I will let that slide...unless you want to end up like those guys..." He said as he pointed towards the glowing yellow puddles further back.
Present
"...Sources say that the Remains are Human, despite carbon dating revealing that the strange discharge was from an older weapon grade Plasma..."
Wesker looked on in dismay at the TV in the Changing room. "JUSTIN! GLADOS! YOU TWO HAD BETTER FINISHED THAT PORTAL!" he shouted as he put on the last of his gear.
"I've seen worse from Sev...and telling by your speech your name is Doom...how original." Tomoya huffed, he then pulled out his katana and looked towards Doom, "Well if you want to cause hell to Sev, you can come, but if you don't...well just don't get in my way" Tomoya warned Doom as he started to follow Sev again.
Sev awoke in darkness, his head spinning a bit. He stood up, shook out the jitters, and exited his tent. He was shirtless, his black embedded armor glistening in the bright moonlight. One of the Lieutenants brought him a leather pouch of water. Sev guzzled the whole bag and threw it back at the lesser officer. Zero approached his friend, and the two took a diamond platform up to the sky, where a better view was possible.
"I've always wanted to come to Albion," Severin said, taking in the view, "My father always talked about how beautiful this place was before Rangtion funded the Norman invasion." Zero chuckled.
"Well my little friend, that's the glory behind Time Travel, allowing anything to be seen by anybody," Zero patted his 6-foot tall friend on the back. Mind you, Zero is a 10-foot tall monster of a man.
"With Excalibur in hand, I'll finally be able to usurp King Rangtion, and finally have the resources required to do something about this," Sev pulled out a small cybernetic holographic player, emblazoned with the New Swedish Empire Symbol. He pressed a few buttons, and a hologram appeared before the two mighty warriors.
"Whatever you do, make sure the Black Hand gets their hands on the Archduke, or else the 20th Century's gonna suck more boring pills than Sarah Jessica Parker," Emperor Severin Sanguine's recording statically reported. The message flickered, then ended. Zero's eyes widened.
"Where did you get that?" he asked, a bit panicked.
"I've had it since I was a child, why?" Sev asked, putting the player away. Zero calmed down a bit.
"No reason," and with that, he jumped off the platform, slammed into the ground, and returned to his tent. Sev shrugged and looked out towards Camelot Castle.
"Tomorrow, we march," Sev whispered, descending back to earth. He returned to his tent, where a bound and gagged Youmu sat, waiting for interrogation. With a flick of his wrist, small diamond shards cut her bindings. He took a knee, grabbed her face, and stuck his face in hers, eyes flickering gold. She kept her cool, and readied some spit for his face. Before she could do anything, he reached behind his back and pulled out a brick of chocolate. He gave it to her and backed up, examining her eat.
"So, what are you doing out here?" Sev asked the stranger.
Dillon wasn't in the battle
he was flying through the forest, the Forest may have been confusing him, but the golden disc was the perfect guide.
"That monster won't use the holy sword for his evil intentions." Dillon declared.
The Dryad seemed to have actually agreed with him because no creature tried to stop him.
He finally reached it, the cave holding the holy sword.
Dillon looked upon the sword it's golden hilt.
"Only a Legendary hero may wield Excalibur, many have tried all but one have failed."
Dillon didn't check his disc this he had to learn.
he grasped the hilt with both hands, and pulled. stalling tactic.
at first you'll get angry then you'll laugh your #ss off
The sword came out without effort.
"I'm the legendary hero, yes"
golden wings appeared on Dillon back, which was a strange sight since he already had his light wings activated, but these had turned silver.
"Welcome young one" A powerful voice emanated from the sword.
"The holy sword is talking to me."
"Forgive me for not introducing my self earlier I am the legendary sword EXCALIBUR."
THE SWORD BEGAN TO GLOW, HE COULD SEE IT CHANGING SHAPE
"this IS SO....SO........... SO.............
"FOOL" shouted Excalibur pointing his cane right at Dillon's face so it was barely a milometer away from his nose
SO yeah Dillon has Excalibur, but it's not that much of a blessing, next posy will give these guys the needed chemistry, Dillon you see will have to wield a rather annoying arrogant blade, so when your also arrogant and a bit annoying it's like putting a pint of nitro glycerin next to some dynamite.
Also, I don't want any of the heroes or Severin reaching the cave any time soon, DIllon got there because
A: he had a magical device that told him the future
and B: the Dryad was helping him, she's most definitely confusing Severin right about now.
Youmu looked up at Severin, addressing him in English as he'd addressed her. "I don't know how I got here..." she admitted. "I was just following a friend of mine. We'd gone into an underground place, and then suddenly we're here." She swallowed another bite of the chocolate block he'd given her, and continued, "I don't even know exactly what this place is." She thought against adding 'or when'.
As the sword was removed, black markings appeared on the Woman's body; appearing to be Japanese lettering of some sort. Some of them started to peel away until The one trapped inside the woman's mind was free for a minute.
Amaya took a breath upon her own own free will, the first in nearly a millennium. "I'm finally free..." she said and took a step.
Many vines lashed out at Amaya's legs; Her susanoo formed and cut them in half. She began to attack the trees with the susanoo's scythe, causing vibration to be felt for miles around. She was recognizable to anyone, even in the darkness from the white light being thrown off by her susanoo.
One, two, three treefolk fell from the ethral bade until vines smashed up through the ground and wrapped themselves around Amaya's legs. She was fighting back until more came onto hr and wrestled control from her mind. The susanoo began burning green instead of white as they marched her towards Excalibur, Dillon and the cave.
Soon outside of it, The trees waited to ambush Dillon as he left.
Tomoya jumped off a near by tree and landed on the outskirts of camp, he hid in a near by bush and saw a viking walk near by, it was a patrolman, Tomoya quickly knocked him out and dress in his clothing, "Eww...smells like booze" He mumbled in the rain.
After a couple of minutes in the darkness, the rain has gotten hard and everyone began to get depressed and lights started to go out, Tomoya quickly and quietly ran to Sev's tent and waited outside, good thing he covered himself in mud a few minutes before coming into the camp so no one could recognize him, smell or sense him of any kind. He then heard the crazy Sev talk, Tomoya quickly jumped into a near by barrel outside his tent...it was full of beer. "Are you kidding me? he thought to himself as he smelled booze all around him.
Doom Followed Tomoya but split off as he sneaked into the Camp.
He allowed him to get in by challenging the guards to a drinking contest which he won by a mile. "Fucki-hic-ucking lightweights...all of ya...[sub]oooohhhhh It think I'm gonna hurl...[/sub]
He wobbled into the camp after an hour of drinking.
Dillon stared at the form of the holy sword. he gently grabbed the cane and moved it away from his face.
"So you?re Excalibur, huh? Well I guess I can get used to-"
"FOOL!" shouted Excalibur, pointing his cane back at Dillon.
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from the future and I need you to stop an evil army of-"
"Fool, I knew that of course, you don't speak like someone of this time.
My legend begins with a cup of Coffee in the morning, in the afternoon I have a cup of tea."
"That has nothing to do with your legend; you?re the Holy Sword sent from the heavens-"
"FOOL, what do you know about my hat?"
"DO you mean that silk Top hat?"
"The taller the Chef?s hat is the more important the chef.
Now Dillon was 5.10, and Excalibur was about 3 feet tall, but the height of the hat actually reached Dillon, meaning the hat was almost as tall as Dillon
"so Basically your just boasting-"
"FOOLS, I never said I was a chef."
A vein had popped on Dillon's neck, now another was on his temple, his eyes were going from blue to yellow and the pupils were becoming slits.
"Now I have 1000 tasks for you to perform, If you want to be my champion." Excalibur gave his a large book. Dillon flipped through it taking a look, all were unreasonable.
"Oh really? Never tell a lie huh?"
"Exactly also Always walk 3 steps behind me, Never put carrots in my meals, You must attend my 5 hour story telling party."
Dillon leaned forward the cane was not in his face at the moment,
"One thousand tasks, I'll give you one thousand Volts."
Dillon charged his Power.
[h4]"BLACK BOLT"[/h4]
Just as the bolt hit though Excalibur touched Dillon with his cane.
Now this was painful for both participants but just think of whatever funny outcome you like.
"Well that was impressive. Now then just for you I'll sing you a very special song"
When the song finally ended Excalibur then returned to sword form.
[h4]"AND NOW LET US GO FORTH, FOR GLORY, FOR FAME, FOR HONOR."[/h4]
"Glory, Fame Honor." he repeated
Dillon took the sword in both hands.
and put it back in the hole.
"What? what are you doing?"
"YOU ARE SO GODDAMN ANNOYING, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER WANT TO WIELD YOU, THE ONLY REASON I AM IS BECAUSE WE DESPERATELY NEED THE PROMISED POWER."
Dillon then took back the sword
"WHERE'S YOUR SCABBARD? i HEARD I WON'T BLEED WHILE I HAVE IT."
Dillon looked around and found it, he tied it around his belt.
once that was complete Dillon stomped out of the cave the Treefolk had hoped he would come out without the sword as many had before, however not only did Dillon have the sword but he was really angry
"F#CK OFF, FIREWOOD." he screamed at the trees, with one stroke he defeated them all, Excalibur plus the black lightening had that power.
I had some chores to do. also my computer had to restart.
also I know it's lame I have Excalibur, Tomoya you may want to take back my light powers, besides I think Excalibur and Dillon will make a funny duo, so I think I'll keep them together for a few arcs, just like how the light powers were super powerful then I toned them down for everyday use.
Zero looked out into the distance, meditating, when he heard it.
"EEEeeeeeexcaaalliibuuuhhhrrr," a ghostly tune flew through the ether. Zero's eyes shot open, he turned about face and roared.
"THE SWORD HAS REVEALED ITSELF!" the Wanderer's voice cracked through the camp like a whip, and had a similar effect on the Vikings. They all grabbed their weapons and left camp behind. Sev heard this and smiled.
"Well, time for us to go," Sev said, throwing Youmu over his shoulder. She objected.
"Putmedown putmedown putmedown!" she yelled, banging her hands on his back. Sev didn't understand her logic.
"Not only are you in the middle of the most militaristic and secure locations in all of Albion, but you're also getting carried to where you have to go, right after having all the chocolate you can eat," Sev chuckled, "Few princesses live a life that good!" Sev leaped a huge distance into the air and landed on the back of the largest of the Wyverns, flying alongside Zero, whose massive wings kept him skyward.
"Status report, Mastery!" Sev inquired.
"I heard the Sword's Song coming from that section of the forest! The echo-ey sound suggests it's in a cave of sorts!" Zero barked back, gesturing towards a nearby patch of trees. Sev smirked and dove down to the patch.
He jumped off the Wyvern, tapped his body, and reformed his armor on him. He hit the ground with a loud THUD, and stared down the mouth of the cave, his army a few steps behind him. Sev was immediately pushed back by a lightning-fast force of sorts, and immediately a few tree-folk were cut down by a... THING.
Dillon took a few breaths, then realized what he was surrounded by. His rage at the sword caused him to lose track of his surrounding, see things through a tunnel. Now he was surrounded by the Swedes. Sev sauntered over, a smile creeping across his face.
"Well, Excalibur, how fitting," Severin slammed his foot down, cracking the earth a bit.
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