The Escapist Caption Contest

[Ren3004]

Man in purple: "NO! I dropped my watch!"

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Khedive Rex]

The Final Moments of Doctor Octagonapus: BLAAAHHH!!! AND BLAAAHHHD-LOSS!!!

 

[Raven's Nest]

The scrap for the sweetroll ended in bitter disappointment for all after it became de-snychronized after falling into the river...

EDIT: Modified slightly...

 

[Rawker]

"Come to Italy,they said see the sights, they said."

 

[Shapsters]

Now thats what I call double penetration!...

 

[Aqualung]

 

[LilGherkin]

"I thought I had to be in prison for this part to happen"

 

[Pimppeter2]

Tag! You're it!

 

[fanklok]

(i think i'm the only one so far that noticed the guards in the background running up)

wait dont start with out us we brought the extra long dildo

 

[Jedamethis]

The scrap for the sweetroll ended in bitter disappointment for all after it rolled down into the sewer...

Damnit >.<

I vote for this.

 

[wooty]

Coo, I WON! Smug mode activated


Right, picture 2, "Things get slightly out of hand on the set of Christian Bales new Visit Italy advert"

 

[Trivun]

When the weirdo in the robes found out there was no Santa, he vowed that the guys who invented Christmas were going to pay...

 

[SteakHeart]

Dear christ, when I said "put it in me" I didn't mean it like that!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Well done guys, better participation and really good captions this week!

However, Number 1 + Innuendo Bonus is:

"Well, you said you wanted to see my 'hidden blade'..."

Number 2:

The scrap for the sweetroll ended in bitter disappointment for all after it became de-snychronized after falling into the river...

EDIT: Modified slightly...

Number 3:

Tag! You're it!

Honorable Mentions:

Aww, crap. Someone grab that rapier! It cost 500 bucks!

"Come to Italy,they said see the sights, they said."

WTF Bonuses:

Will there be...BUTSECKS?

It was the jazz hands that lured him in, but he always knew the mysterious stranger would tear out his heart one day.

Now thats what I call double penetration!...

Both of Aqualung's captions were genius - and I admire the commitment put in to making a demotivator, but this was a one-caption round and I chose what I thought was your best one - Keep up the good work!




Round 3

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Now, two captions this week..

Category 1: The Tiger Woods Scandal

Category 2: Everything else

Make sure you clarify which category each caption is entering in - two separate results for these two categories..


Current Standings:

Ravens_Nest - 7 points
Aqualung - 5 points
Wooty - 5 points
Trivun - 3 points
Sasquatch99 - 3 points
pimppeter2 - 2 points
Sporky111 - 2 points
ravensshade - 2 points
Sentinel10 - 1 point
Rawker - 1 point

Results up late on Tuesday
Shapsters - 1 point

 

[Sassafrass]

Category 1: "Clap if you have slept with Tiger Woods."

Category 2: "STOP! HAMMER TIME!"

 

[TheSentinel]

Category 2:Mr. Woods, We get it. You have very nice hands. STOP WAVING AND PUTT!

 

[Shapsters]

Category 1: Tiger: "Dude... 15 women, one year! Up top!"

 

[Ren3004]

Category 2: Ever since watching the Matrix, Tiger Woods has been trying to find the secret to stop golf balls with his mind.