The Escapist Caption Contest

[Randoms]

"i though YOU brought the protection"

 

[Raven's Nest]

Guard 1 (on the right) "Hi there, my names Doug and I joined the Imperial Watch because I LOVE you!"

Guard 2 (on the left) "Errrm, must be the usual mix up at the watch, I..."

 

[Kimarous]

"If we're going to die, let me hold you one last time..."

 

[fanklok]

As soon as the don't ask don't tell policy was implemented in the Imperial Watch Glenroy and Giovanni implemented the Show and Tell method.

 

[Pimppeter2]

*humps*

WHY.... WON"T... YOU... DIIIIIEEEEEE

*humps faster*

 

[LilGherkin]

Guard 1: What happens in the watch tower stays in the watch tower.

Guard 2: What were you saying? I was too distracted by your watch tower.

 

[Sporky111]

"But we were told to 'get in formation and raise our swords'."

[sup]This is so bad, I don't know if I can top some of these.[/sup]

 

[Kud]

"uhh... thats a pen in my pocket..."

 

[Sassafrass]

I wish I knew how to quit you...

[sup]...What?[/sup]

 

[Raven's Nest]

*humps*

WHY.... WON"T... YOU... DIIIIIEEEEEE

*humps faster*

I'm loving this caption!

 

[Khedive Rex]

It's okay, they're just training their smithing ability. By Hammering ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[SteakHeart]

Get off of me, dude.

I am not gay.

But you are.

I am not, so you must get off of me.

NOW.
[small]It's a buzzkill-y thing.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

*Nudges thread sneakily back to front page, like a ninja that has trodden on a landmine*

 

[Ren3004]

Oh those pesky landmines!

Can I do another one?

Spoiler: If I can.

Captain: 'What are you two doing? Pick up your shields! An Imperial Guard must be prepared at all times!'

 

[SteakHeart]

Actually, can I make another one too? I just thought of a much funnier caption that would blow your collective socks out.

Spoiler: Spoilered, in case I can't

Ooh, you've been a naughty piece of criminal scum! I'm going to have to chain you up all night long!

 

[Ren3004]

Damn those landmines!

OK, I know I'm exaggerating now and going further and further away from the topic of the photo, but I'd like to try another one.

Spoiler

'As if stealing all the presents and food wasn't enough, The Grinch decided to kill the Imperial Guards and leave their bodies in naughty poses.'

 

[Raven's Nest]

*Throws a bump grenade*

KAAABUMP!!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Throws another bump grenade*

 

[Raven's Nest]

*Throws another bump grenade*

Dude, you forgot to pull the pin...

*hands bump grenade back*