The Escapist Caption Contest...

[Ren3004]

Thanks! I'll put up a picture soon.
The picture's up. May not be the best but I've got an exam today and really have to go back to studying.

'After High School Musical, beloved Disney characters lost their jobs, only to be replaced by Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Here, Winnie the Pooh is seen comforting Mulan .'

 

[Lothae]

While going on the subway diet left Winnie with a lot of extra skin, his new look certainly did well with the ladies.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Field testing of Winnie's latest date rape pills were going well...

 

[LilGherkin]

Girl: Pedobear, is that you?
Winnie: No, it's poo bear.
Girl: *gulp*

 

[Ren3004]

Well, it's been over 24 hours, so it's time to pick the winners. For ethical reasons, I will not rank my own post. I liked the idea behind it, but the delivery could have been better.

So, without further ado... *drum roll*

1st place:

Field testing of Winnie's latest date rape pills were going well...

2nd place:

While going on the subway diet left Winnie with a lot of extra skin, his new look certainly did well with the ladies.

3rd place:

Girl: Pedobear, is that you?
Winnie: No, it's poo bear.
Girl: *gulp*

It was a pretty even round, with each entry emphasizing a different aspect of the picture. Congratulations to all three of you.

Ravens_nest, the next round is yours.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Cheers...

Here's the next one...

Translation: We don't know either... Just don't f**kin' do it...

 

[Ren3004]

'Please do not sit on the wizard's hat.'

 

[LilGherkin]

Japan is so odd with technology and so misleading in shape they thought they should identify which things aren't toilets.

 

[squidbuddy99]

The use of traffic cone shaped butt-plugs is not permitted.

 

[sky14kemea]

KANCHOU!!!

[sub]Sorry... Weird reference/joke x:[/sub]

 

[fanklok]

WARNING traffic cones are not dildos do not use as such

 

[sky14kemea]

Warning: The Ball Buster is out there!

 

[Raven's Nest]

Oh I thought this thread had died.... Very well...

The winner is...

The use of traffic cone shaped butt-plugs is not permitted.

Your go.

 

[squidbuddy99]

Oh yayz!

Shown here: The very definiton of 'missing'.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Do a barrel roll!"

[sub]Whaaaaaat? >_>[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

"Aha! Fell for the old 'sidestepping at the last moment' trick! Works every time."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Uncle Sam says: this will happen to you if you cross the border you dirty Mexicans! only it will hit you

 

[Magnatek]

And the bull just rammed himself into the...wait, that's not the target wall!

[sub]Sorry, I couldn't think of anything for that last one.[/sub]

 

[sky14kemea]

"He may be dressed all colourful, but I can do a headstand!"

 

[Lost In The Void]

Announcer, "And here we are at the annual bull acrobatics, and as most years the competition as been barely manag....good lord that's a fucking handstand, in all my years...Jonny pinch me, wait don't, I just wanna believe in this sport."