The Escapist Caption Contest...

[Baby Eater]

*shamless bumping*
Oh goodness who left that bump on the road?

 

[TheSentinel]

It always the ones you least expect...

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes I'm early but I just got darksiders so.....yeah.
1st place +5 creepiness

Boy: "Are You my Mommy?"
Penguin: "Nope I'm your Daddy; now you just crawl between my legs, I'll keep you nice and warm."

2nd place(Tough choice on this one) +10 morgan freemanism

Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".

Honorable mention for being adorable

"Stop stealing our ice boi!"

...Yeah I am very good

 

[Lost In The Void]

Alright since I am again the Caption Master I give you your next Pic

 

[Sporky111]

In ten years, the bear will use the sign to find this place, once again. The last ice on earth.

 

[sky14kemea]

With guidance from the sign, the polar bear made an excellent ice slide.
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

[sub]Also yay, honourable mention :3[/sub]

 

[Magnatek]

It looks like he was put...on ice.
..........................................^
Put sunglasses on there.

[small]Yippee. King of Second Bananas.[/small]

 

[Nouw]

As you can clearly see, the bear is in it's sad position.

 

[Lothae]

As Cuddles twitched in the throes of epilepsy, the sign stared icily, mocking him with its stillness.

 

[Ren3004]

'Turns out that bears can't make snow angels.'

 

[Raven's Nest]

 

[Raven's Nest]

This, along with Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, seems to be natures own irony.

[small]I have no idea how this is ironic. The phobia just popped into my head[/small]

You can get a cream for that...

 

[LilGherkin]

That's not a polar bear. That's a grizzly bear that slipped on the mentioned ice and got covered in snow, clearly trying to make his arctic brothers look bad and convince the world they're not worth saving.

 

[TheSentinel]

This is how the Oil companies view polar bears. Too stupid to live.

 

[Lost In The Void]

It looks like he was put...on ice.
..........................................^
Put sunglasses on there.

[small]Yippee. King of Second Bananas.[/small]

And this is this rounds winner. Thanks to all who played

 

[Magnatek]

It looks like he was put...on ice.
..........................................^
Put sunglasses on there.

[small]Yippee. King of Second Bananas.[/small]

And this is this rounds winner. Thanks to all who played

Roger. Pic coming up shortly.

EDIT:

Spoiler: And here we go! Use those imaginations!

 

[sky14kemea]

One after the other, they climbed up the tree trying to help poor Tommy. At least they've kept their sense of humour...

[sub]It's bad I know Dx[/sub]

 

[Shapsters]

Mormons: Not understanding blatant innuendos since 1840

 

[Nouw]

The Gay Gays. Touring America of the 1900's!

Spoiler: About mine

Its not what you think