The Escapist Caption Contest...

[squidbuddy99]

And the winner is...

Announcer, "And here we are at the annual bull acrobatics, and as most years the competition as been barely manag....good lord that's a fucking handstand, in all my years...Jonny pinch me, wait don't, I just wanna believe in this sport."

 

[Lost In The Void]

 

[Magnatek]

No! This is my favorite window!

 

[sky14kemea]

"Argh! The cat burglar, foiled again!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Cat: Ah! I got him right where I wanted!"

 

[sky14kemea]

"Don't shoot me! I'm too adorable to die!"

 

[Magnatek]

"Oh, no. What do I do? What do I do?
...hug?"

 

[Sam G]

"*****, when I say sandwiches aren't cat food, I mean sandwiches aren't goddamn cat food!!!"

 

[LilGherkin]

We don't treat cat burglars nicely around these parts.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Edward asked for clarification on the term 'pussy whipped'...

 

[Zepren]

When the dogs got guns, the war was over.

 

[Lost In The Void]

"Argh! The cat burglar, foiled again!"

Winner of this round

 

[sky14kemea]

"Argh! The cat burglar, foiled again!"

Winner of this round

:0

Yaaaaaaaay! Thanks! ^^

Here's my pic then:

[sub][sub]I DO put a pic up right? :0 I've never won before [/sub][/sub]

 

[Lost In The Void]

I don't know whose breath is worse, the kid's or the horses. Gauging from the expressions, I'd say the kid

 

[squidbuddy99]

Horse: Jeez, if you didn't know how to get to Harson Road, you could just say so.

 

[Sporky111]

Horse: "whoa...I - I think I'm going to throw up..." *puts head in car*

 

[Raven's Nest]

Surprise... The world's scariest element...

 

[Ren3004]

#1: 'You know that we're in for some hard times when even farm animals have to resort to carjacking.'

Spoiler: #2

'The character customization in sandbox crime games has become more and more complete. Now players can not only change their character's appearance and sex, but also their species.'

 

[Magnatek]

It seems that the mouth opening contest is reaching it's last legs, and neither side seems to be letting up.