The escapist drinking game.

[Vigus92]

I was just thinking that the escapist forum needs it's own drinking game, so I took the liberty to create one.
Here are the rules:


Take a drink everytime someone...

responds to a post by writing "This"

responds to a post by writing "/Thread"

respond to post bu writing "you sir, win"

expresses their hatred for Bob Kotick, Justin Beiber or Twilight.

writes a thread about a subject that you saw in another thread less than a week ago.



Feel free to add more rules!

 

[JLML]

Take a drink every time someone writes something about one platforms superiority to another, or complaining about people doing such.

 

[Rusman]

Every time someone mentions "The Basement" whilst welcoming a new user.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Every time someone says how Modern Warfare 2 should be erased from existance because it's the worst game ever.

Every time a zombie apoc thread shows up.

Every time "am I the only one"?

That's about all I can think of. Enough to get you totally drunk though.

 

[wooty]

Take a drink everytime someone posts a thread about MW2 being unbalanced, fucking zombie related anything, TF2 classes, FF XIII's linearity or gushing over Portal.

We'd all be wasted in about 20 minutes.

 

[Melon Hunter]

Take a drink every time a grammar Nazi strikes. If they're quoting an edited version of the offending post with 'Fixed it for you', but they're not adding anything to the discussion, down your drink.

Take a drink every time a versus thread is posted.

Every time you see a post that got someone:
-put on probation: take a drink.
-suspended: down your drink.
-permabanned: down 2 drinks.

OK, got that? Ready, set, paralytic!

 

[neokarl]

Take a shot whenever Yahtzee makes a gay joke, two if it involes him.


I'm plastered already

 

[XJ-0461]

Take a shot every time a new user has a ZP avatar.

Take a shot every time someone posts a thread in the wrong forum.

I can't think of any more right now.

 

[Scott Guthrie]

take a drink every time Yahtzee curses

well be gone in 5 mins

 

[Palademon]

For every meme
For every "Favourite" thread.

EDIT: Every time somebody asks for Persona 5 or TimeSplitters 4

 

[Bobic]

Damn the people at my AA meetings are not gonna like me going along with this

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Take a shot everytime Yahtzee is quoted.
Take a shot whenever a game is bashed.
Take a shot when Fallout is praised.
Take a shot when MW2 is bashed.
Take a shot when Portal is gushed.


Happy drunkness my freinds!

 

[Retardinator]

Take a shot every time someone posts a silly game.
Zing!

What? It was just a matter of time before someone did this anyway...

 

[Ubermetalhed]

Take a shot everytime someone quotes you to tell you how completely wrong and stupid you are or complain about an insignificant aspect of what you have posted.

If you do this one, you'll be paraletic.

 

[teutonicman]

Every time someone mentions "The Basement" whilst welcoming a new user.

I went a whole year without reading that in any of the threads I posted in.

 

[Ultress]

Take a drink if someone:
Bashes a JRPGs based on stereotypes
Praises Bioware and Valve or the games they make
makes a thread on how they don't like a popular game like Half life 2(2 drinks if they think they are being cool and edgey).

Tell your liver it's welcome

 

[Jonluw]

expresses their hatred for Bob Kotick, Justin Beiber or Twilight.

writes a thread about a subject that you saw in another thread less than a week ago.

Those two rules need to be removed. We'd all die from alcohol poisoning.

OT: Take a drink every time someone posts a forum game in the off-topic section. (Wow, I didn't even realize this was in the off-topic section... I guess it's okay though, since it's not really a game in itself.)

Take a drink whenever a religious/political statement devolves into flaming.

 

[drbarno]

take a drink every time someone says that they've lost faith in humanity