The Escapist Improv Group

[delet]

"Sure..."
*Hands Zero 5 bucks*
"If you're going to eat anyone, eat Spacer. He did bad things..."

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Kicks Aby in Sorcerer's Stones*
"Take dat, BEEEEYOTCH!"

 

[delet]

"..."
*Doesn't budge*
"I learned my lesson. I've got a cup."

 

[SpaceSpork]

"************, join the unofficial Escapist chat. [http://tinychat.com/escapistmag/]"

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Gnaws on Spacerpg's head*

 

[delet]

"I don't have a Twitter or a Facebook and I don't care to get one either..."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Then you are a wise person"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"I don't have a Twitter or a Facebook and I don't care to get one either..."

"Then sign up on the website. Get in somehow, goddammit!"

 

[delet]

"I refuse! I shall not compromise my morals!"

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Morals are for the weak and moral using"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Then make the account, and never use it!
On Twitter. It takes hours to sign up on Facey Bacey."

 

[delet]

"I still refuse!... And make up your deceased and decaying mind, Zero. Are you for or against the social networking?"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Don't not un-refuse."

 

[delet]

"You're double triple negatives have no effect on me!"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"YES THEY DO."

 

[delet]

"..."
*walks away*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"YEEES!"
*Chases*

 

[delet]

*Fires shotty at Spacer's feet*
"No following."
*Continues to walk away*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"I am undecided! And why did you shoot me?!"

 

[delet]

"Because you keep walking in the way of my shots! Stay out of my view while I'm attacking!"