The Escapist Improv Group

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*Falls out of window*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Nooo! Come back!"
*Jumps on Aby*

 

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"..."
"Dammit, get off me! Where's my shotgun!?"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"[sub]It's in my DIIICK.[/sub]"
*Ahem . . . Fonk's Aby*

 

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"RAAAAAAPE!"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Thank you, Doctor Obvious PhD."
*Keeps RAAAPING*

 

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"Oh, hey... I have a knife. Go figure..."
*Stabs Spacer repeatedly in the stomach*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*stands five feet away from the raaaape*
"what do I do?!"
*just watches*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Oweee!"

 

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"... You could have helped end this sooner ISOK! Damn you!"
*Lunges at ISOK with knife*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Hey guys, what did I-
*Gets stabbed*

 

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"... well, that's my anger vented. I think I'll be leaving now..."
*Sprints down the street around a corner*

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Eats ISOK*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Pass the salt"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Here."
*Passes the pepper*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Bad choice my friend"
*Passes the arsenic*

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Shoots Swollen Goat*
"Boom."
*Shoots TheNumber1Zero*
"Boom boom."

 

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*Cocks shotgun from behind Spacer, placing barrel on the back of his head*
"Stop killing people; that's my job."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Becomes Zombie*
"I need some brains, can you spot me a few bucks?"