The Escapist Improv Group

[delet]

"... So, how 'bout them clouds...?"

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Sniff*
"They're . . .
BEEEEYOOOOOOTIFULLLLL!"

 

[delet]

"That's a tad bit too much enthusiasm..."

 

[SpaceSpork]

"ENTHUUUUSIASM?!?
WHUUUUUUT?!?"

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Slaps*

 

[j1-2themax]

"You seem like a very excitable person. I have a game for you to sell."
*hands copy of Superman 64*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"HAI GUIZ CHECK OUT THIS EXCELLENT GAME! YOU FLY THROUGH RINGS!
[sub]And that's about it . . .[/sub]"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"isn't that the game that got a 9.6/10?"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Yeah!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"I wanna play!"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Here ya go!"

 

[delet]

"So I was told forcefully to come back here recently... I think the mob may be after me..."

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Teh MOOOB . . . Teh MOOOOOOB!"

 

[delet]

"Fire! Run away!"
*Runs away*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"NOOO!"
*Chases after Aby*

 

[delet]

"No, fire burns! I've been burnt enough already!"

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Here, baby. I'll burn you good."

 

[delet]

"... "
"Where's my shotgun..."
*fumbles around for shotty*

 

[Kud]

"I'll be your shotgun!"
*transforms into shotgun... somehow*

 

[delet]

*Stares at AshPox/Shotty*
"I'm not sure if that's creepier or not..."
*grabs Ash/Shotty*
"Screw it, it'll do. Back off, buddy!"
*Cocks Ash/Shotty*
"..."