The Escapist Improv Group

[WafflesandBacon]

"LET'S....*Turns on Wafflemobile* GO!!!" *ZOOMS!*

 

[SpaceSpork]

"WAIIIT! YOU FORGOT MEEE!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Puts on brakes*

 

[delet]

"Can't really leave for Canada without the party..."
*Walks up to car and gets in front seat*

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Jumps in the car*
"Alright, NOW go!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*moves into back*
"Fine have it your way"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*ZOOMS to the Canadian border*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"that was quick!"

 

[delet]

"Aye, the great Canadian Border. What's the thing that's legal here? Booze? Marijuana? I forget."

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"who cares let's do 'em both anyway!"

 

[j1-2themax]

"Hey, look, it's Colin Mochrie! Let's do a Hoedown!!!"

*Laura Hall begins playing the piano*

 

[ottenni]

I agree! But you can't stop me from initiating some good old BOOGIE DOWN!!!

 

[delet]

"Stow aways! ... Does this waffle-mobile even have a trunk?"

*shrugs* "Oh well, lets dance!"

*Starts dancing*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"yeah!"
*dances also*

 

[The Middleman]

"Wait, why are you all dancing? The theatre may be dying, and there's no way to bring back the masses, thanks to those new silver screens! Come my brothers, we must destroy MOVIELAND!"

 

[delet]

"But we just got to Canada... You gotta think of gas prices."

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

"Gas prices? The man of today runs his car on vegetable oil and cat saliva!"

 

[Sam G]

"Cat saliva!? Well la-di-dah, Mr. President, but most of us common folk just have to make do with baby vomit!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Were will we get baby vomit at this hour?"

 

[delet]

"Wouldn't that make the 'Waffle-mobile' taste horrible?"