The Escapist Improv Group

[delet]

"Wait... if we kill the guy, how will that turn off his TV?"

 

[sky14kemea]

"It... Well.... Damn!"

*goes back over to the window*

"OI! TURN IT DOOOOOOOOWN!"

*shakes fist angrily*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"I'll do it.. I'll go!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

".....For what ISOK?...." *Faints*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Ill go over and shut it off."
*goes over to house and kicks down door*
"Turn down your fuc-"
*gets blown across the street because of the volume*
"Gahhhh! This is rediculous!"

 

[delet]

"Oh hell, now that the door is open the music is loader! Where are my headphones!? The only thing that can combat loud music is even louder music!"
*Fumbles around for headphones*

 

[sky14kemea]

"What we need is a really fat guy who can walk despite the waves of volume..."

*thinks*

"Quick! Get me loads of weighs and heavy things!"

 

[delet]

"10 lbs, 10 lbs, 20 lbs, 20 lbs, 30 lbs, 30 lbs... I got a good few weights."

*throws weights at Sky*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Everyone put these on!"
*hands everyone noise reducing headset*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"....At the moment i cant feel pain...." *Faints*

 

[delet]

"Headphones, thank you!"
*Puts on and turns up preferred metal to highest volume*
"Ahhh, I can think again..."

 

[sky14kemea]

*is hit in the head*

"Oww... Watch where you throw those things."

*Ties weights to clothing*

"...Okay. I'm going in!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

".....Good luck....[sub]You'll need it[/sub]....." *Faints*

 

[delet]

"Good luck, and God's speed!"

 

[sky14kemea]

*Jumps out the window*

"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

*Walks slowly towards the open door.*

"Almost... There!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"You got this!"
*waits in anticipation*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gets up* "You know that the wrong house?"

 

[delet]

"That was actually the wrong window, too..."

 

[sky14kemea]

*sighs*

"I don't know what I'm doing..."

*walks back*

"Okay, if we can wait it out till the show finishes, hopefully he will turn the volume down."

 

[delet]

"Anyone know what's on after Doctor Who?"