The Escapist Improv Group

[sky14kemea]

*eats in her sleep*

"mmm... Whippy..."

*drools slightly*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Im must get the whipped cream out her system!" *Bites Sky's neck*

 

[sky14kemea]

"AAAARGH!? What the heck maaan?!"

*pushes Waffles away*

 

[delet]

"Are you insane!? You can't handle that type of pure, concentrated whipped cream!"

 

[CounterAttack]

*builds dispenser* "I'm here if you need me."

 

[delet]

"Dispenser? Here? Need a?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yum...creamy..." *Faints*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Oh my god! What have I done?! Look what ive caused!" *falls to knees* "I will never be able to live with myself!" *punches ground while crying*

 

[sky14kemea]

"...Does anyone else hear that?"

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]*Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow*[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[delet]

"You mean that odd rumbling sound?"

 

[CounterAttack]

"The drums? I hear them. The never-ending drums in my head..."

 

[sky14kemea]

"Well I meant the really high pitch sound, but now that you mention it..."

*Goes over to the window*

 

[CounterAttack]

"Oh, right. Doctor Who's on. My bad."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

".....What does he have to do with anything?....." *Faints again*

 

[delet]

"You seem to have a fainting problem, Waffles. You should probably go consult a doc- ... What does a doctor do when he needs a doctor?"

 

[sky14kemea]

"Tch, some guy across the road has Dr Who playing at full blast! I can feel the floor moving!"

 

[delet]

"Across the street? Damn. I wanted to hit the ceiling with a broom stick and yell at 'im to keep it down..."

 

[sky14kemea]

"Hmmm..."

*walks over to ISOK*

"Can I borrow those darts for a second? That guy's window is open."

*Evil smile*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...No that could kill him Sky!...." *Faints again*

 

[sky14kemea]

"we've gotta take the risk damnit! His TV is too loud!"