The Escapist Improv Group

[CounterAttack]

"Are you sure you've got the right book?"
*holds up Necrotelecomnicon*

 

[LilGherkin]

"Are you sure that's a book at all?" *Points to the block of wood in CounterAttack's hand*

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

"What kind of a books that?"
*holds up Twilight*
*erupts into flames*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Were you seriously reading Twighlight?!" *evil glare*

 

[sky14kemea]

"Did someone say Twilight??!? OH GOD EVERYBODY RUN!" *dives out of the window*

 

[CounterAttack]

"Well... that was over-dramatic." *pause* "I like pie!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*while eating a pie*
"me too!"

 

[delet]

"Aww hell, that mention of twilight burned my book... damned vampires"

*looks around*

"Everyone left... well, pie is OK I guess."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Hey can I have some pie!?"

*pulls out a fork*

"I can either stab it into the pie or stab you!"

 

[delet]

"Ugh... Don't look at me, CA is the one with the pie. If you're going to stab anyone, stab him!"
*backs away into the shadows*

 

[sky14kemea]

*brushes glass off shoulders and climbs back through the window*

"Is it safe? ... oooh, Pie!"

*tackles CounterAttack*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Evil minion: We have sights on the pie holder, want the snipers to take him out?
ISoK: "Do it, the pie will be mine!" *evil laughter*

 

[sky14kemea]

*Is shot by a dart*

"Ouch!?!? Who the....*

*faints*

 

[CounterAttack]

"Gah! Get off, Sky! There's enough pie for everyone."
*pushes Sky off me*
"Whoa... Sky, are you OK?"

 

[delet]

"..."
"I'm quite glad I'm already wearing black..."
*sinks back even further into the shadows*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Quick I must retrieve the pie before anyone else!"
*jumps through roof*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Move out the way! I'm a doctor!" *Checks out Sky*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"you fool! Sky was injected with whippedcream she will be out for a few hours!"
*more evil laughter*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You evil...." *Punches ISOK*

 

[delet]

"You fiend! Whipped cream directly into the blood stream! That's diabolically delicious!"

*awkward pause*

"Oh no! My protective shadows are gone!"