The Escapist Presents: Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

[ucciolord1]

I love you guys...

 

[MrDarkling]

I want a job at this office. Seriously.

Me too! Oh wait...

pfft, you boaster ;O

But damn...so much destruction...
I salute ye

 

[MaVeN1337]

http://www.thescienceconnection.net/retail_images2/fingerrockets_60.jpg

The company I work for does this all the time but with those finger rockets.
Someone who used to work with us designed them so we always had like boxes of 300.

 

[Rad Party God]

I would LOVE to work there. It's a shame I live so far.

 

[senorcromas]

Themis Media: Company to look out for.

Now we know why.

 

[Waif]

Now this is awesome >~<! I totally wish I could have a Nerf Wars with a couple of my friends right now ^~^!

 

[Ravinak]

Dammit my job sucks lol

 

[soren7550]

This reminds me of the Nerf Wars I had as a kid (and the occasional Nerf Skirmish I have w/ my older brother & sis-in-law). Maybe it's the nostalgia talking, but I think the Nerf Wars I had were better.

Ah well. Here's another Nerf Office War for you Escapists to enjoy:

EDIT: Damn, that didn't work. Here's the link instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM

Staff Edit - fixed it for you

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Death, drama, gladiator matches, and nerf guns.

...How do I get a job there?

 

[Kellerb]

You can tell the quality of a clip by its tags. this one has *shot in the face* *nerf guns* and *humour*.

this is a good clip.

 

[squidbuddy99]

My only wish is that this gets turned into a full-on series, with special effects.

 

[superbatranger]

Hey, you guys are hiring, right? Right? Oh, please tell me you are hiring! I will be your shoe cleaner if I have to.

 

[Taco of flames]

This reminded me of the time I built an impenetrable fortress out of some mattresses and a mesh-and-wire clothes hamper, from which I struck down my enemies with a Nerf sniper rifle, the Longshot I believe it was called. Also, what were the rules of combat? How long was someone "dead?" Were darts on the floor considered recyclable? Were people allowed to bring stuff from home to construct barricades and forts, or was it strictly office supplies? All this has me thinking I need to call up some friends, set up a battle like this, and then upgrade my arsenal and stock up on darts.

 

[insanejigsaw]

I wonder how many ppl went to themis media to see if they had jobs open. Something to think about

 

[Zombus]

I wish my job included epic nerf battles... maybe, just maybe, if I word it right; call it "team building and morale boosting", it just might work.

 

[Foxtrotk72]

seems they have way to much time on there hands

 

[drdamo]

*Runs off to find his first vintage Nerf Bow & Arrow

and Ballzooka

*

"Prepare to eat Nerf!" *Hysterical & diabolical laugh*

 

[lizards]

thats so cool

if only i could have been there....

 

[Revolutionary]

If only all offices were that purely Epic.